Jon Gosselin Continues To Reel In Women, Despite Being A Dipshit
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We are pretty fed up with the rampant douchecapades being reported about the ultimate crotch stain of America, Jon Gosselin.
This guy needs to take a very long vacation far away from the paparazzi and media!
We're hearing that after his totally awesome irrelevant pool party in Vegas this past weekend, Jon headed out to dinner with his mommy and friends on Monday. After a few barrels of vodka and Red Bull, he ditched his family (true to form) to chase after a gaggle of blonde bimbos, who had walked passed his table.
Apparently, these bitches could not keep their hands off him once he took them to Jet nightclub, where he bought champagne for the table.
An eyewitness explains: "The girls kept massaging Jon's neck and shoulders while giggling. Everyone was looking at him in awe, wondering how he was the center of attention."
Ewww.
We are in awe as well. Not of him but of the constant parade of women who throw themselves at him. If he didn't have a TV show, no woman in their right mind would hitch their bits to this scum wagon. And yet, he continues to get these bitches lining up for him.
Doesn't anyone have standards anymore???
[Image via WENN.]
His toe if fucking huge
"We are pretty fed up with the rampant douchecapades being reported about the ultimate crotch stain of America, Jon Gosselin." Then why in hell do you keep reporting on him? DUH!
LOL!! This is one of the most hilarious posts I've ever read…*high five* Perez!
What a douche.
I do not get Jon either. You could go to any sports bar, pull out anything hot and he would be better than Jon.
the dude is soo ugly, outa shape, gross feet, that should not be in flip flops, he always looks sweaty and clammy…and a bad hairtransplant, why he keeps making news…i will never get, and his ex kate is very fuckable
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He's such a chronic alcoholic at this point- I've always thought he was a closet drinker even in the early days of the show-
…..fat bloated drunk!
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"ultimate crotch stain of America". hahahahahaha
its only because he has money to spend and they think they might get a picture in tabloids or something. plus he and whoever is attaching themselves to him are just desperate and they know that if they come around he will give them attention
No one has standards anymore. Girls want to be just like Angelina!
The girls who hang all over him are even more pathetic than he is. It's amazing what people will do for their 15 minutes.
he needs new sandals… sandals that fit.
He is the GROSSEST, SWEATIEST looking man around. He looks like what BUD BUNDY from "Married with Children" would have grown up to be…
SO gross!!
Perez, we're in a recession. High standards are too expensive! That being said, Jon Gosselin is nauseating.
He's totally disgusting, but the women going after him are worse. If this guys weren't "famous" no chick would date him. He is fat, ugly, dumpy, and dresses either like an overgrown frat boy or a reject from the website hot chicks with douche bags. BARF.
I wonder if hes good in bed lol
Granted some of his decisions have not been that great but is everyone forgetting how Kate treated this him. The vebral abuse and the puts downs. You are giving him shit for dating someone, travelling around probably making an income to support himself and the kids, but giving him no credit for the time he spends with his kids while Kate travels around doing talk shows, book tours, etc…… Kate has done a great job promoting herself as the shocked soon to be ex wife. And now she has to be strong, well DUH, she has shown all along how strong, controlling and mean she is. Give me a break it takes TWO!!!!! She is not the victim nor is he.
To answer the question in the picture, no, that is not sexy. It's his willingness to blow his family's money on the slag du jour that they find sexy.
i luvvvvvvvv him
lol . that was funny…but seriously perez if your as tired of this ugly fucktard stop posting about him pigboy.
again, this says a lot about how fucked up our society really is.
It isn't complicated…in the U.S., fame trumps all other attributes, including intelligence, breeding and achievement. No wonder the world doesn't like you very much.
Eugh.
He's gross.
He's got gray chest hair?
Im British…so who is this man and why is he famous?!
Ok, why is this guy getting bagged on all the time??? So quickly have we forgotten how big of a bitch Kate was to him. She would completely humiliate this guy on every episode by screaming and yelling at him. Jon is thoroughly enjoying himself, being a free man! As he should! She is playing this innocent poor single mom of 8, and you all are falling for it. He seems to always think about his children and who cares what the hell he does with his free time! She has that same opportunity when she doesn't have the kids, just no one will mess with her!
Re: rickyperry – LOL exactly. You are so right. If he doesnt like it why does he keep talking about him. Although I do agree he is a douche.
Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – holy shit!!! thats just wrong
Ew… it's pathetic to see these girls chasing after a man with no prospects just to become the next skank to have her 15 minutes of fame or her E! interview
They were playing "Guess which STD Jon has this week"
Perez - hilarious post!!!! Bwahahahaa!! Jon is a weaselmeat. Can't stand him and the only reason why those bimbos (or ANY female) would have anything to do with him is because they think he can make them famous. I've heard that fame whores like to stick together.
WHY???? This guy is a creep!!!
Check out his big toes….WTF!!!
Live it up Jon…God knows your minutes will be over soon..and so will the money, the girls, Hailey….should I keep going? hahahhaha
He's so gross. THe only thing I would throw at him is a huge turd. He's so nasty.
Jon.. those little round things on the front of your shirt… they're called buttons… use them fucktard.
I DOOO!!!! THIS GUY IS A FLIPPIN IDIOT!!!! UR NOT SOME 25 YEAR OLD COOL GUY…ACT YOUR AGE….GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS!!!!! WHEN IS THIS CIRCUS GOING TO DIE DOWN????
Hmmm, if you are so fed up with him then why do you keep posting about him? You make yourself sound pretty stupid doing so.
So Perez, if you are so fed up with Jon, why don't you take the high road and stop putting him on your blog EVERY SINGLE DAY. We are sick of him too so just stop reporting on every thing he does. WE don't care!!
Re: raven6970 – Is that you Jon?????
Duh Perez, some girls LOVE asian men with downs syndrome.
I feel the same way about Madonna….no amount of vaginal excercise will ever make that look normal again…..
Why do you guys keep giving this guy media time…
he's a douche!
It sounds like someone is a little jealous..
Perez, ultimate crotchstain of america? LOL coundt have said it better myself..LOL
I wonder at what point in his low life will he realise what a mess he has done… if ever?? Dumbass has kids… and kids that could wind up in the spotlight later on… is this really the legacy you wanna leave them?
I know, Kate was a total control freak, but compared to what this guy has put out in the last year, her bitchiness is nothing!
Team Kate!
Jon, you should know, karma is a bitch, dont mess with her… she'll alot worst then your ex… LOL
he is so f-ing disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ewwww sicko
Re: **LondonHockeyGurL** – hats up LHG !!!!ready for another season??!! Leafs have a new team and mabey will make the playoffs this year!
He looks like a refugee. Are these girls nuts??
This is getting boring, one dipshit hating on another dipshit….it's just that Perez is wielding a bigger stick with his website his main weapon. You could make the playing ground at least fair Perez. Otherwise, you're evenly matched in terms of douchebaggery.
All htese stories about Jon and ot's the same ol pic you keep posting….where's the pics?? Proof?? This shit is old!!!
If I want to see anything open toe, I usually just watch MileysFootSlave channel on youtube. Thanks Wonderland for pointing out the gray chest hair cuz he needs to shave that off.
i don't get it. if you are soooo tired of him and his pandering to the media for attention and publicity, then QUIT REPORTING ON HIM. that would be the best way to make him go away!
I'm not a Kate or Jon fan but as long as he takes care of his kids…..and kate has not come forth and said he is not….. why can't the guy enjoy a little bit in life. He's not hurting anyone. It's not like he's dragging his kids into these clubs with him. I would like to also see more pics and updates as to what Kate does during her time off from the kids. You see or hear nothing as to what she is doing with herself. Maybe she's with the security guard during her "off time"…maybe with someone else who knows. Just because he has 8 kids doesn't mean the man can't go out clubbing when he gets a chance.
OMG! All that money he has wasted and he cant even but a pair of flip flops that fit his finger toes!!!!
Stop being jealous bitches. All the skanky famewhoring chicks thinks this chubby baby daddy of 8 is hot.
Of course Perez won't stop posting on him. He makes money off trash like this. And Perez talks about people not having standards???
Re: JigSaw – Do I sense sarcasm Jiggy ?
Re: raven6970 – Ugh, do you blame Kate for being the way she was with Jon? Look at him now. THis is the real Jon, the Jon im sure she has known about for years. Just because she was caught abusing him on camera doesnt mean that he was a prize to live with. Look what kind of father he turned out to be? Look at all these women he's screwing and his grown daughters are reading about and look at all the partying he's doing instead of being a father. Please too bad that Kate was a bitch and as far as her book tours and things, well that was for the show, work related and he liked the $$$ too. You dont see Kate hanging in Vegas with a drink in her hand at least.
Re: Canadiana* – lol!!
OMG!!!! I can't stand that man!!!!! Kate should thank God that he's out of her life, he sux!!!!
OMG you put it perfectly, Perez! Nobody could have said it better. WTF IS up with him getting all these bitches? Does he have some kind of secret mind control device built in to his sunglasses he always wears to try and not look Asian?? Do they have powers beyond Anglicizing the wearer?
Some women are so desperate for attn that they'll fall all over anyone in the spotlight. That's the only explanation for why this obnoxious and ugly man gets the girls. It's certainly not for his personality and/or looks. What a pathetic little man. Gross.
Seriously…Who gives a shit? Stop reporting on the idiot on this trivial crap, you are as bad as RO reporting every day on Kate taking the kids to the bus!!
Honestly! Who are these desperate, substandard bitches?? He looks like a fuckin Michelin man who fell asleep in the tanning booth. What is the draw? Ugh!
Everyone says Kate verbally abused Jon.Well I would be fed up taking care of the kids all by myself too! I also heard people saying Kate unmanned Jon.He was never a man.On the show he acted like a immature little boy.Yes she bossed him around,but if she didn't he'd be playing all day like Kate had 9 kids instead of 8.Plus if he was my husband screwing around w/little "girls",I'd treat him like shit too! I would literally UNMAN him!
Re: Sensitivity – I hope so another year of not making the playoffs is just plain wrong !
could you please not post any more on this douche. He gets off on the press, no matter how bad it is. If you and others would quit posting, hopefully he would go ahead.BAN JON
I think people are realizing now that Kate bitched at this guy because he deserved it. What did he contribute to that family besides sperm? She carried the kids, was the primary caretaker and breadwinner. He was just along for the ride. Can't wait till his 15 minutes are up.
Nice stance in those flops…….douche.
You should ask him for advice since you can't get anyone. From one douchebag to another.
Please stop with the preaching. He is just doing what tons of other male "celebrities" do in his position. The sad thing is the women that continue to throw themselves at ALL guys like this. What the hell are they thinking?
I love that! I think his new nickname definately should be Crotch Stain!
UAGH i just vomited courtesy of jon assrag
Why do you care how he's reeling in the ladies? It won't teach you anythang…you's after da boys!
More power to him. You're just jealous because you can't have him!
Wow.. I just realized you're a HATER Perez.. sh*t man, you're in love with Jon and you just don't know how to say it. Just get over it and move on!
If you're so tired of the reports, why are you reporting?? Duh!
You have to be soooooooo desperate to fuck a father of 8 let alone a father of 8 who is ugly, pudgy, and balding…..badly.
EWWW! JOHN GOSSELIN IS THE LAST MAN IN THE WORLD THAT I WOULD EVER TOUCH! The fact that he pimps himself out makes me hurl!
Re: sftball –
just because someone is a bitch to you, doesn't mean you have to act like a total douche having a mid-life crisis banging 22 yr olds and partying at bars all night long. Thats called being an irresponsible parent.
Oh Perez~ You make me laugh always! Yes he's the biggest douche in the world but Perez puts him on to make fun of him so we can laugh! (Get it?) Besides, that way Jon knows that not everyone is throwing themselves at him. Look at it this way, the more time he spends with skanks, the more he is away from his children which at this point is probably the BEST THING FOR THEM. If he was my dad…YYYIICCCHHH. Also, when he gets the clap, the courts will have even more reason to protect the kids.
LIKE THESE BITCHES REALLY CARED WHO HE WAS THEY JUST WANTED FREE DRINKS DUHHHHHHH
He must have a vibrating tongue. He's Asian, so we know it's not his big dick!
Unfortunately, there are a lot of stupid women out there. How embarrassing for them.
This guy may be a douche, and even more so look like a shit head, but he deserves all this puss he's getting for having to put up with that c-u-n-t of a wife for all those years. She got what she deserved. Ladies, do yourself a favor and don't treat your guy like Kate did John, or thy shall get dumped (assuming your guy has any self respect and a pair of balls).
Fame is a drug and this douchebag is an addict. Wait until his kids get older and see how their dad conducted himself after his marriage went south…they will be as disgusted with him as the rest of us are.
eeewwwww! Dirt bag!!! now need a drink! chrome soda!
PAST his table. Not passed. Moron.
Go Jon Go, don't let Perezee get near you, Me thinks he's in love. Tell Kate not to get to near to an open flame or she'll melt from all the inplants
Re: Plan9Vamp – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….I thought I was the only one that thoguht he looked like a fuckin' tard. What an ass wipe. So what, if you sleep with him, you win a toaster or something. he makes my flesh crawl!!!!
Re: SexyScorpio..NY – You also saw the real Kate, don't forget that. Regardless of how Jon was or was not no one has the right to treat another person that way. She was promoting her book not the show. Do you remember seeing the picture from one of the mags that Kate had grab one of her daughters by the arm and hit her. Look closely at that picture, her hand is closed fist. Like I said he has not made good choices, but what was the point of Kate going on Larry King, Good Morning America, Regis, etc…. to talk about her failing marriage, how she thinks Jon is a good father, blah, blah not to promote the show. In each of those interviews the person you see, is not the real Kate……….. IT TAKES TWO!!!! Both of them need to shut up about their marriage and focus on their kids. What is the media obsession with these two. They were on a reality TV show. That's it just a TV show………
Re: raven6970 – So was Jon making money in Vegas with hookers and in France with Hailey? Yeah right.
crotch stain of america i love it!!!!! he is such a loser and the girls he hang all over him are just desperate sluts looking for someone to pay attention to them…if i see him out in the city i am gonna try and play him so i hurt his feelings and hailey is so dumb if she really wanted to be famous she would go and talk so much Sh*t about him that i am sure she has but clearly she isnt clever….Team Kate!
Fat, greasy, skeazebag. Why can't he just devote his time to his children?? How the fuck would that hurt him?
He's so f'ing immature! I feel so bad for his kids….they are going to grow up hating him if he keeps acting like this. I don't care how bitchy kate was or could be…she is so much better than him and deserves so much better than him.
The women flock to him cuz they think he's a "celebrity". Clearly he's not really and soon he will fade into the sunset.
Re: Nelly_In_SJ – Holy SHIT! YES!! Bud Bundy…. LMAO!!
Ugghhh… does he ever take off those sweat & cum-stained flip-flops??!! He's just so icky, I can't stand to look at him. Looks like he has vodka sweating out of his pores.
the ultimate crotch stain of america, just want to let you know i'm stealing it and using it in the future, and hoping that it never gets backfired on me! haha
Re: I cant stand them – France I have no clue, do you? In Vegas I would think so, since they were promoting his appearance. Do you know for sure or are you just assuming he was not paid? I would think that Kate got paid to do those intervioews. Why are her appearance on talk shows better than his appearance in Vegas?? They both are away from the kids when they do these things.
I saw pictures of him in a coward of women, what guy is going to turn down a bunch of women giving him attention when he is single?
Look I am not trying to justify his actions. People are to quick to judge others actions and not take into consideration the whole picture.
Kate is a LYING BITCH because she is trying to re-invite herself and have America think she is the poor little house wife. As for Jon, he is a dipshit and probably always has been. My whole point is that BOTH of these people are responsible for what has happened to their family.
Re: SexyScorpio..NY – Do you honestly believe what you read in the media?? How do you know he is screwing all of these women? Were you there? Come on use some common sense and think outside the media box. You probably think that Reality TV, is actually reality, right?
yuck
what do theese bitchez see in his fat ass?