Jon Gosselin Continues To Reel In Women, Despite Being A Dipshit
We are pretty fed up with the rampant douchecapades being reported about the ultimate crotch stain of America, Jon Gosselin.
This guy needs to take a very long vacation far away from the paparazzi and media!
We're hearing that after his totally awesome irrelevant pool party in Vegas this past weekend, Jon headed out to dinner with his mommy and friends on Monday. After a few barrels of vodka and Red Bull, he ditched his family (true to form) to chase after a gaggle of blonde bimbos, who had walked passed his table.
Apparently, these bitches could not keep their hands off him once he took them to Jet nightclub, where he bought champagne for the table.
An eyewitness explains: "The girls kept massaging Jon's neck and shoulders while giggling. Everyone was looking at him in awe, wondering how he was the center of attention."
Ewww.
We are in awe as well. Not of him but of the constant parade of women who throw themselves at him. If he didn't have a TV show, no woman in their right mind would hitch their bits to this scum wagon. And yet, he continues to get these bitches lining up for him.
Doesn't anyone have standards anymore???
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Leave the poor guy alone he can not help it if he loves to dip in shit.
is he a rare asian with a big dick? what's the attraction? hoping to get papparrazzi'ed in his presence and get "famous"?
Leave Jon Gosselin alone! I mean it! His new song is called "Gimme more" cuz all you people want is more more more more more!
Perez: This guy needs to take a very long vacation far away from the paparazzi and media!
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Me: This guy needs to take a very longggg… walllkkkk… off a very short pier… (…with something hungry in the water…)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The headline is HILARIOUS!
LOOK AT HIS RETARDED TOES…WHAT A DOUCHERNAUT!!!!!!!!!!
does he not have a girlfriend?? what happened to that haley chick?
RED ALERT HAYLEY!!!
If this is how a man who "loves" you acts……then it is more likely he is in "lust" with you.
Apparently your HERO Kate Gosselin hitched herself to him.
What exactly did he do wrong?
Lets see he dresses bad. Oh yes what a crime..
He left a verbally and emotionally abusive wife.
Horrific!! He should have stayed because children need to learn that staying with abusers is way healthier then leaving.
He has a girlfriend. Yes horrible he should be celebate forever and lock himself in a closet!
He has girls following him around.
Again another crime, when will it all stop!!?!?
Kate's abuse is on tape. How bout you actually WATCH it !?!?
Hanging with Jon will get your photo in magazines and on the internet. Then you can give an interview about sleeping with him and make MONEY$$$$$. Kate Major made more money from hanging with him for 4 days and giving interviews than she has made in YEARS as a reporter. It is profitable to sleep with Jon Jon these days.
I'm telling you, despite his Asian-ness, he has a BIG DICK.
dude,
WHY are you so mean to this guy?!
Kate was already mean to him for however long those guys lasted!
i don't see what's so "dipshit" ish about him. he seems like a normal dude.
good for him that he left her.
she was a bitch to him. it should have been done sooner.
kudos to john!
Re: raven6970 – Why are you talking as if you know Kate and Jon. My instincts are typically strong and my instincts are telling me this douche is the penultimate douche with the ultimate being Spencer Pratt. You're talking as if you're intimidated by Kate's personality. But do you not see Kate in interviews? She's still totally bewildered by Jon's behavior. I have said and will continue to say, the show should have been called Kate Plus Nine.
The only reason any female is attracted to him is because he's got cold hard cash. Nothing more. If this guy had no money I guarantee no woman would look at him twice.
Can we please just not hear about this douche anymore? I am so over it!
Who dresses like this to a hollywood red carpet?? Yeaa only a douchebag would. I dont understand how woman are attracted to him at all!
THE DOUCHEBAG TITLE WILL NEVER GO AWAY…SAD DOUCHE 4 LIFE