Nun On The Run!

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We're pretty sure God doesn't condone this kind of crap!

This woman, known to her people as Sister Lauren M. Hanley, was arrested at 6:30 p.m. in Wantagh, NY, on Tuesday for driving drunk and hitting a tree!!!

A spiritual development director for her church, Sister Lauren told officers she'd been drinking at the church starting at about 3 p.m. and when she was pulled over, police found of bottle of opened liquor in the car.

Soon it was discovered that she had a blood-alcohol level of 0.18 and was promptly brought in on two misdemeanors charges, driving while intoxicated and aggravated driving while intoxicated, and one infraction for driving an uninspected vehicle.

She was later released "on her own recognizance."

Hide the altar wine!

    Posted: Sep 3, 2009 at 6:45 pm / Email this  »

    37 comments to “Nun On The Run!”



    1. 1

      EEKKK!!



    2. 2

      HAHAHAHA
      LOL
      STUPID OLD BITCH!!



    3. 3

      Religious nuts are the most self righteous people in the world.



    4. 4

      poor tree



    5. 5

      Hello… she wasn't Baptist. She's Catholic… it's okay to drink in the Catholic religion (& drink a lot)!



    6. 6

      oh shiz!!! lol……kinda looks like one of my aunts. hmmm….

    7. YUCK says – reply to this


      7

      she was drinking that Jesus juice

    8. Laura says – reply to this


      8

      Hehe….so mean.



    9. 9

      SO embarassing…that nun is from the church i go to in wantagh LOL



    10. 10

      Too much blood of God



    11. 11

      hahahaha!!!! a nun huh!!! wow!!! maybe she was drinking on what i was the other nite!! vodka and chrome soda!!!



    12. 12

      I'm seeing a new TV series - forget the flying nun … it's the High Nun!

      Let's face it - it's easy to add a habit to the beer-can-hat adored at seaside resorts and frat houses everywhere.



    13. 13

      just for the record the "alter wine" as you refer to it is far from containing a large dose of alcohol. it's more like welch's grape juice.



    14. 14

      hahah a half hour away…thats great



    15. 15

      That's so sad, I feel terrible.



    16. 16

      Hey
      It's a very lonely life being a nun plus no make-up or designer duds



    17. 17

      everyone needs a good cocktail once and a while!!! lol

    18. MP says – reply to this


      18

      For those who like to booze it up, slow it down or you'll end up looking like this woman.



    19. 19

      seriously, religious people hide their fucked uppedness behind god!! pedophiles, drug addicts, drunks!!



    20. 20

      Thankfully she didn't hurt her physical self or anyone else by driving under the influence of alcohol…. praise be to Gawd.



    21. 21

      Re: YUCK – hahahahahaha



    22. 22

      Gosh white's are so pathetic.

    23. SoBeR says – reply to this


      23

      Nuns are human too. I am in AA (see screen name), and there is a rehab in my area SPECIFICALLY for nuns. This disease does not discriminate.



    24. 24

      Being a nun would drive me to drink too.



    25. 25

      Stop judging her, people… Try to go a month without sex and i'll realize she actually lives in HELL!!!!LOL



    26. 26

      So if you are a catholic, and a young boy, you not only have to worry the priests wanting to get in your pants, now there is alcoholic nuns hanging around!!!
      Goodness, I'm glad I'm not this religion. Maybe Catholicism should be re-thought and re-vamped to rid it of its negative persona.



    27. 27

      Got wasted on a 0.18 alcohol level? LOL. She's no experienced drinker, that's for sure.



    28. 28

      haha awesome, see this is what nuns and priests should be allowed to do so that they can relate to us better. How can someone who is clean, sober, high on "God" think they can help someone if they don't know their pain ?



    29. 29

      Leave her the hell alone, If I was a nun I'd be doing the same.



    30. 30

      Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – SUPER LAME

    31. @v@ says – reply to this


      31

      Maybe dear old Sister Hanley had a damn good reason to be hitting the sauce.
      I guess her-powers-that-be saved her from committing vehicular manslaughter.



    32. 32

      Re: KISS MY BUTTOX – This is probably the wildest thing she's ever done in her life. Cut the woman some slack. "Stupid old bitch??" She's done more for society that you ever could, shit-talking from behind your computer whore.



    33. 33

      Religious zealots….they're just like us!



    34. 34

      Driving while drunk in WANTAGH? oops not good I grew up there….cops will NAIL you there.



    35. 35

      Nuns are allowed to drink. No sex though.



    36. 36

      God,s creature all the same



    37. 37

      she makes me think of a turtle. haha.