Salami Gets Cranky When She's Hungry, Pitches A Bitch Fit!

Out with a couple of her girlfriends on Wednesday night, Salma Hayek threw a hissy fit at the Chateau Marmont restaurant when she wasn't able to be seated immediately without a reservation.
The hostess assured the Latina hottie that she'd get the first available table, but that wasn't good enough!
Hayek continued shouting in Spanish and didn't let up until one of the parties left the restaurant, freeing a table.
Don't mess with Salami when she wants to eat!!!
Update: Salma's publicist tells us, "Salma went to the Chateau last night for a drink later in the evening to celebrate her birthday with friends. When she arrived (around 10pm) her entire party was already there and seated. She joined her family and friends at the table and had a lovely evening."
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Shouting in German is far more effective. Next time Salma…
Stupid.
Your not even that great.
so shut up
lol… yeah. i turn into a bitch too.
You can probably relate to this.
fucking primadonna bitch from hell. wait in line, like everybody else.
…hunger? I can't grasp that concept.
she can do whatever she wants…
Why is this news - bitch was hungry!
And why do you call her Salami? Seems more of an appropriate nickname for YOU, fatty. Salma's HOT! I'd do her. And I'm straight. Lol.
Sound like a lot of baloney.
I bet her food got spit in too LOL!
she can do whatever she wants…she's salma hayek…they should have cleared the way…she puts most to shame when it comes to women in hollywood…give her a table…don't you know who she is…
She sounds like an asshole.
She was probably real high and hungry ha.
What a psycho tool. They should have kicked her out for disturbing their real guests.
Self entitled bitch to the supreme.
Re: Canadiana* – lmao that's good.. I'll have to remember that.. Screaming in Pig Latin doesn't always work for me.. lol uckf-ay ouy-ay itchb-ay!! lmao!!
i dont like her at all. like seriously even if you were one of the better actresses in hollywood your still just a person. A stupid person at that considering you should have made reservations you dumb ass
That's lame. What does she want them to do? Build another table and set of chairs? I was a hostess for a long time and I was constantly suprised at home angry people would get. There is literally no table for you to sit at. It's not my fault, there are people sitting there already. She was already getting special treatment by being offered the next available table walking in off the street, I bet she was still wasn't happy when she was sat and was an ass-hole to her waiter. I've seen it again and again.
Re: TFizzle – yeah, tell perez
Re: Canadiana* – you must have never heard an angry mexican woman screaming in spanish… :/
what a fucking douchebag, no one cares about her, she has so much money she should have ordered some pizza hut instead.
probably some silicone leaked out and went to her head
I've heard she's a nasty piece of work.
She's so gorgeous. I love this petite beauty!
xoxo
thecheapgirl.com
Re: karencarpenter – LOL! Did you ever see the film done with Barbie Dolls? Genius! The medicine cabinet filled with glowing boxes of elax.
Ah..to be a celebrity…
Entitlement issues much! What a BIT**
So she huffed and puffed but still wasn't seated immediately….that's soooooo funny
DEPORT HER, TODAY!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – …love that Todd Haynes movie!
yea, and stick those bozos back in you shirt, you might put an eye out !
Ms. Hayek, if you want to shout in Spanish take your ass back to Mexico. Talk about spoiled celebrities, they should be made to wait for a table like the rest of us. Perhaps Salma should carry an energy bar in her purse in case of "emergencies" like this.
Re: Modesto – Many times.. LOL
What a bitch.
oh my fucking gawd! what a fucking loser. go back to me-hee-co you fuckin wetback. No one appreciates how you behave. Bitch i woulda freed my table up….but just long enough to tell you to get fucked.
Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks – LOL!
She married all that money and no one still cares who she is. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Sounds like she had a case of the 'Shaky Hulks'….
Salma mad! Salma smash!
Seriously, were people supposed to stop eating their meals and leave on her behalf? I hope her new husband see what an ass she is and cheats on her.
she could stand to not eat for a couple days anyway…….(joking!!!)
She doesnt look like she misses a meal anyway. Wait your turn like the rest of us!
Yuk! Just another,"I'm better than everyone else," celeb! Fuck this bitch! She's NOT all that!
Re: posturing – I really hope that's sarcasm!
Re: MP – I agree!!
it might be easier to carry a protein bar in your bag, salma. that way you can just munch on it until the food arrives.
Re: BeautifulBrunnette69 – what does "pig latin" mean??… anyways i get a little cranky to when im hungry…
its too not to
Re: ifyouseekkatie – LMAO!!!! true…
fuck look at those delicious mexican tetassssssssssss
I can't stop laughing when I think that her name in italian means "corpse" ^^
I really fucking doubt this.
To me, she has always came off like a bitch so I can totally believe this story. She has no career and can't act her way out of a paper bag.
Re: Canadiana* – lmao nicee
Freaking midget needs to get a grip on herself!
no reference to source or anything… don't think this is true. i still think that Salma is a classy lady.
Re: UberBling – her "tetas" are fake ones!
wow read all the comments and can't believe that everybody believes this crap!!! sad
why does she think shes entitled to a table w/o a reservation?
yesterday was her birthday
l don´t care who she is, she should just WAIT!! I really hate it when people think they are above others because of their "fame". I´m kinda dissapointed, for some reason I thought she was down to earth and genuine, turns out she´s just another Hollywood diva.
What a self-important BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! They should have had the guts to tell her to get lost.
What a disappointment. She is a beautiful woman…on the outside. If you can't wait for a few minutes for a table at a restaurant without throwing a temper tantrum, do us all a favor and stay home. In fact, why not do just that. Stay home. You are boring us all now.
Coatzacoalqueña acomplejada…
OOops!!
Never mess with waiters they can spit or pee in your food…
Hahahaha Salami….where do you come up with this shit?
That's my fave Chris Farley line from the Gap Girl skit on SNL. You have my devotion even moreso, Perez!
yeah if i was the hostess i would have told her to leave if she was causing such an uproar, and if i was eating there i would have told her to shut up.
Re: ifyouseekkatie –
haha i love that my sentiments exaclty
what a conceited bitch…did she think the restaurant people would kick out one party in the middle of its meal just to accomodate this bitch? this bitch, who by the way, has the nastiest witch-like chin
How do we even know if this is true? I highly doubt it. You can make up whatever you want about a celebrity and then they have to take the time to deny it. I could say I saw her yesterday and she did this and that. How would any of you know it's true?
That said, I had dinner at a place in Santa Monica. Richard Gere and a friend sat at the table next to ours and he was charming and friendly throughout the entire meal.
What's wrong with that bitch? Does she feel entitled because she is a celebitch?What an idiot…they should have directed her to the nearest McDonalds instead of accomodating that loser.
Re: Oldhag!!…. – A made up language.. Anyone can speak it.. You take any word, remove the first letter, and put it at the back of the word, and add the sound "ay" or "eh" as in the letter "a".. So "fuck" would be "uck f ay" Get it?
Awww! Cut her some slack, Perez. It's all that money eating away at her brain. LOL! She can't help it if she acts like some entitled princess! After all. She has more money than GAWD. BTW: Where was her "husband" to celebrate her birthday????? Dang, Perez! Salma has enough ducats to buy that frickin' hotel. Twice. And have leftover change. Thanks to her "husband."
Wish someone would suss out the real true story. Please do not tell me these two people met, fell in love ,etc. I call bullshit. This is a marriage of convenience. But whose? I think Salma has changed the rules, baby. Usually it's the closet gay man who wants a beard.
Can,t stand this hag,lousy actress to boot
Who cares
Shes fabulous.
i LOVE how if this was a black women everybody would have said " typical black woman".lmaooo
this is exactly why im glad im not american : )
Like they couldn't pull her up a chair with the rest of her already seated party? I can't say I blame her a bit, having to put up with some snippy power tripping restaurant hostess.
I cannot stand this vile and pointless little bitch, or that Penelope Cruz. They both make me want to pull my eyes out!!
I cannot believe you have this on your page perez!!
So, BASICALLY, WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT YOU COMPLETELY FABRICATED THE WHOLE ENTIRE STORY.
THEN YOU TELL WHAT REALLY HAPPENED @ the end?
i know you make shit up all the time,…
but i seriously can't believe that you posted some made up shit and then what REALLY happened at the bottom!
I love her and Penelope Cruz. Did anyone see the movie 'Bandistas?" Anyways, Salami, does not describe Salam Hayek, . It does describe your weight, {Perez Hilton} though, and your 'PHONEY BALONEY' story….
Wait….