Take that, Madge! Guy Ritchie To Direct DC Comic!
It seems that ever since Guy Ritchie was granted custody of his balls in his divorce with Madonna, his career has never been better!
Warner Bros. has just tapped Ritchie to direct Lobo, a live-action version of the DC Comic about an alien bounty hunter.
Although he originated in 1983's Omega Man, the character has appeared in several other comics. In the film, he will be an everlasting, blue-skinned, 7-foot-tall, muscular antihero who drives an eccentric motorcycle and visits our planet looking for four fugitives bent on making trouble. Lobo teams with a small-town teen girl to stop the creatures.
Not too bad as a follow-up to Sherlock Holmes!
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Lobo is an awesome character! Can't wait to see who will play him.
All his movies are crap, horrible, stupid, so this should be a complete waste of warner bros money. He should really start planning a new career.
GUY IS HUNG LIKE A FRENCH POODLE!
Madonna is box-office POISON. Now that the sea hag is gone, Guy can get back to being an A-list director. The sea hag sucks the life out of everyone. Ghastly old twat.
okay um…a 7 ft tall blue alien who drives a motorcycle…
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sounds like a flop already
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he is drunk man.he is never with his kids.actually when he was with madge he direct snatch what is his best movie at the monent.guy sucks as a movie director.only madonna says he is good.well guy is old and looks so bad.u are better madge
At least he's acting his age, not like that granny whore Madonna.
Ha ha. Perez and everyone was calling him a loser on here before. I fucking prefer him over that BITCH Madonna.
Re: Madonna the queen – Listen to yourself, idiot! It's your has-been idol The Corpse who's OLD and LOOKS SO BAD.
Re: Madonna the queen – Take a look at Kim Cattrell. She is another 50+ year old woman who still looks amazing for her age. Mandonna does not. She looks like the lovechild of the Hulk and a scarecrow.
Re: Madonna the queen – Also, take a look at Belinda Carlisle. She is over 50 and looks much better than Mandonna too.
u wish madonna had u by ur balls..er, whatevers up there.
With the $70 mil he got from It, he doesn't have to do shit
Hagdonna is an old and decayed washed-out has-been Corpse. Her latest garbage flopped . . . again.
Hey Peretzel, I told you a while back that he would be SO much better without that wrinkled ball of gristle. She weighed him down the entire time they were together. He needs to get back on top of his game-GO GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give us another Snatch!
He's much hotter now that he's got his balls back and not chowing madge box anymore!!!!!
He has never smiled as much as he smiles now that Mom is gone.
OMG!!!!!
LMAO.
Did someone photo shop a giant head onto Guy's body here? Pez dispenser!
Re: Edgenet – Nailed It.
Re: Who the hell cares – Do you ever wonder whether Sting and Trudy, who introduced Guy and Madge, got a kickback once it was over?
fucking hell perez … sometimes you are just nasty
take that , madge …. whats that all about?!?!? not even funny or sarcastic . its just stupid
youre going downhill lately with your remarks .
is this the price of fame hunny ?
He has made many films in his career yet still remains -so far- a one hit wonder with Lock Stock ……………………
He has made many films in his career yet still remains -so far- a one hit wonder with Lock Stock ……………………Re: LizardKinG –
DOH he acted 50 when he was only 30…..
only reason anyone knows who Guy Richie is is because he was Mr. Madonna.
Madonna looks stunning for her age and he doesn't
Re: @v@ – Personally, I don't think so, but read that on another blog. I regret repeating that, and heartfelt apologies to Sting and Trudy.
Re: Brainbug – I agree Madonna is poison and he is a great director I love his movies