We're A Week Away!!!!
It's only a seven days until the launch of our tour!!!!!!
The Perez Hilton Presents tour begins Thursday, September 10th in Atlanta and will be making its way all across America with some of the hottest acts on the planet, including Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson, Semi Precious Weapons and Sliimy.
Did you get your tickets yet?????
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Check out the tour dates, locations and venues below - and click here to find out which artists will be playing what shows.
9/10 Atlanta, GA Variety Playhouse
9/12 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
9/13 Philadelphia, PA Theatre Of The Living Arts
9/14 Boston, MA House of Blues
9/16 New York, NY The Fillmore New York @ Irving
9/17 Toronto, ONT Opera House Concert Venue
9/19 Chicago, IL Metro
9/21 Minneapolis, MN Fine Line Music Café
9/22 Milwaukee, WI Turner Hall Ballroom
9/23 Kansas City, MO The Beaumont Club
9/25 Denver, CO Bluebird Theater
9/26 Salt Lake City, UT Club Sound
9/28 Seattle, WA The Showbox @ The Market
9/29 Portland, OR Wonder Ballroom
9/30 San Francisco, CA The Fillmore
10/2 San Diego, CA House of Blues
10/3 Hollywood, CA Avalon
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no vancouver, YOU SUCK
Sorry perez not interested!I see you haven't sold out tickets like you thought you would
Oh perez stick to the blog its your bread and butter sweetie and your letting it dye while your bothering with other sh*t
Are you coming down south? then no. I'm not going.
Where's New Orleans, Perez????????!!!!! Come to paaaaarty with us!!!
House of Blues? Are you serious?
Hey thanks for coming to the SOUTH! IT's great of you to add us…..come on perez what's the deal????
I wish I was living in Toronto! A couple more months, I'll have to catch your next tour!!! =D
This will be like Avril Lavigne's last tour. Mark my words. XD
Uh i meant to spell it die your letting your blog D-I-E lol
Are you STILL shilling for this pathetic tour? It's the Nauseous Vomitous Crapterfest and I'm not going, not even on a bet or a dare. Will you be there Piggy Boy, and will you be telling any of the performers "You're not a f***ing artist, you're a f***ing f**got?
Perez, you predicted that these shows would sell out in HOURS. It's been WEEKS now and you are still trying to sell them. Can you say FAILURE? HAHAHA!!! You are a POS!!!
WAY TO GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS! Excited to follow from Texas!!!
umm wheres your hometown Perez?!
come c me in Miami
NOBODY WILL GO
Austin!!! WTH PEREZ!!!!
ahh i want to go! i live in philly
so i might be able to make it 
stick to writing blogs, this tour has failed already nobody gives a shit.
So Lame.
How embarrassing to be seen there.
OH please people, don't let my Perezcious's first Perezcious Presents tour crash and burn. Won't you PLEASE buy tickets? The Perezcious was SO sure it would sell out during the presale, by lying about saving money but then the Perezcious had to save face by lying again about how he had negotiated continued savings with TM. The Perezcious had to go cap in hand to TM to get this thing off the ground after all the evil things he had said about them. OH PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ buy my Perezcious's tickets or the Perezcious will feel rejection, just like he did when that gangster beat him up in Toronto.
hahaha, tickets not selling black eye boy?
afraid to come to detroit?
AZ?
….
are you gonna be at each show?
looks like your forray in to the music biz is an epic fail senor pig vomit.
If you love Vancouver so much why isn't the tour going there?!?
no one will go
Um, NO THANKS!
Your shows are not selling out because people know you couldn't find any real talent even if your life depended on it. You're just a hanger on to other successful acts, but they wouldn't touch your ass with a ten foot pole.
Epic fail
no one wil show up
your tickets are bombing
LOL
Ya, everyone go check out the loser tour 2009. Its going to be ferosh and amazeballs. Personally, I'm going to recreate the experience at home by shoving but plugs up my ass and filling my ears with cottage cheese.
I wonder how long it will take for Perez to start giving tickets away just to get people in the venues. This tour is a joke, and we'll all be laughing on opening night when there are 9 people in the audience
Yes, I would pay ALL my life savings to see SLIIMY!!! NOT!! Perez claims to be so close with Lady Gaga & Britney, why aren't they performing? COS THEY DON'T LIKE YOU PEREZ!!! Stick to your day job…
hmm.
1. why is there no LA date?
2. why is there no Lady GaGa?
these and other questions……
That Sliimy character really creeps me out. Whenever I see a picture of him, I start itching like I caught the scabies. Is he called Sliimy because he has a chronic case of post-nasal drip?
Come on Perez, think outside the norm and visit fans in smaller towns who actually appreciate you!!
Perez! After your Chicago show you should come to Newport Bar and Grill for my boyfriend's 30th birthday party!!! Live band and great food - including lamb
It's always a great time there!
None of the people that are coming to Seattle are the people I am interested in seeing. No Sliimy or E. Hutchinson.
I love Eric Hutchinson, but I hate you. So definitely not going.
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I seriously don't recognize one name on this tour, except for whom I've read on this website (shamless idiot). I almost want to go just so I can count how many people show up. You are the most pathetic piece of shit on earth. No one respects you. Lady Caca uses you because you lick her balls and promote her every chance you can get. You remind me of one of those people in high school who would let people walk all over them just so you would feel cool. You are a fat, ugly, loser, pig and that's all you ever will be.
Also - have you guys ever noticed that Perez SCREENS comments? Half of mine don't get on - probably because I shit talk the "queen" himself and he cant handle what he does to others every day
Remember that last comment about Megan Mullaly…"sucks to be her??"…yeah, well…it really fucking sucks to be you! FAILURE.
Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson, Semi Precious Weapons and Sliimy.
WHO?
who?
LAME
I'm in Atlanta…just down the street where the concert will be, but sorry, Perez, don't care for your taste in music. I think you do blogging best…not so much the music or fashion.
aww what about Australia?!?
haha
LOL. Hottest acts on the planet? WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE!! Noone knows. You are so fucking pathetic. I cannot believe I never realized what a douche you were until recently.
Couldn't get anyone famous to play on your tour?? haha
FAIL!
$29… are you kidding me? Enjoy your less than halfway filled venues. Your slimy (and please pronounce that correctly as Sly-mee) guy sucks.
who are they ? where's the hermaphrodite ? that sexy bitch Mr GaGa
YOU'RE SUCH A TOOL. What the hell made you think this was a good idea? Get a clue Perez!
your site's been acting up grease ball wtf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..3 WEEKS LATER, & YOU HAVEN'T SOLD OUT ONE FUCKING SHOW! AMERICANS DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS SISSY GARBAGE, AND IT'S ALL BLOWING UP IN YOUR FACED LIKE A DISEASED COCK! BETTER TELL YOUR GHOST-WRITING SISTER TO CUT BACK ON HER EATING, CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE GOING IN THE REDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wheres lady gaga?
thought u owned her/him?
who r these bnsd? never heard of them
club930 is awlful
in a really bad part of dc
would never go there
HOW DOES HE REPORT ON SOME CONCERTS NOT HAVING TO SELL OUT MUCH TICKETS?
OH YEAH, THE CONCERT WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT BECAUSE OF THE DISMAL SALES OF THE TICKET.
bwAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBBBWWWAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I feel sorry for these artists, you better start handing out tickets bitch.
Way to far away! Wish u were in Dallas. I would love to See u in person…I wish u the best of luck on your tour. I know it will be great! Wishing u the best of luck and Fun on yout tour…..Go Lady!!! These other people that say BAD THINGS ABOUT U HAVE NO PROB READING AND COMMENTING EVERYDAY? THEY R JUST JELIOUS! i HOPE U THE BEST AND HOPE U HAVE A WONDERFUL TOUR!!!BLESSINGS TO YOU AND ALL YOUR CREW THAT WILL B BY YOUR SIDE!!!!
LAME. COME TO DETROIT!
wah!?! no Detroit? or even Cleveland? but of course Chicago AND Milwaukee get dates! those bitches in Mil-town can drive there asses to Chicago in an hour!
what the fuck is this Perez,
no Atlantic City, NJ!?!?!?
seriouslllyy. we love you here too >.>
such an important tour that you are still desperately trying to flog tickets?
HINT: NOBODY CARES!
I wish you would of came to Austin,TX live music Capitol….Good Luck ON your Tour!
I DONT DO TOUR FROM PPL I DONT KNOW. CANT SAY THEY SUCK BUT I AM SURE THEY DO IF THEY ARE HIRED BY THIS YOU…. WHERE IS UR PRECIUOS MANLY CACA OR MADGE LOL— YOU SHOULD READ THE COMMENT AND KNOW THAT THIS WILL FAILED.. We gave PEREZ's camp many notes, all good, and sadly WE DON'T think YOU took any of them. FIRST NO MORE FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH AND THEN FOLLOW DI AM :p
Still begging people to buy tickets? You've set yourself up for another failure like your book and your clothing. Doesn't matter how you hype this tour, no one cares. You'd better start giving away your tickets for free soon or else even these small venues will be empty douchebag.
Thanks for the warning ya ratbastard!!
I'd pay to see the Black-eyed peas lay another pounding on ya!!! Are you getting your sister to sell those tickets for you too!!Now get that lazy fat ass outa bed burrito boy!!!
No one cares about your unheard of crappy bands & to see your sorry aZZ & horse teeth.
Why not Dallas?
Re: BabyLuv – cause he would get his ass kicked in Dallas!!
Even with empty venues you're going to be in here after each concert saying how amazeballs and faboosh the tour was and that everyone loved it. You've probably already handed the script to your sis and other writer to post.
Where's Montreal???
why are you coming to CANADA, we have told you we dont want you here so STAY AWAY we dont want you or youyour nobody artists here
LMFAO…You can't even sell out a 1000 people venue…
Lmao, the Wonder Ballroom in Portland. Looks like a high school gymnasium. Capacity 778 people and you can't even sell it out. A real epic tour ya got going there fatass.
Believe it or not, had you actually come to the south, you would have sold a lot more tickets. Three shows in California, and not one anywhere near the south…that's a little fucked up. Do you just not care about your southern followers? Cause if that's the case I'd like to know so I can stop supporting your site.
I'd like to add, the south has cities like Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, New Orleans, Miami, Jacksonville…etc. All big cities, usually with a lot of college kids, many whom would have expressed interest in your concert. (had there been one within their general vicinity.)
THANK GOD YOU ARE NOT COMING TO MEMPHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU JESUS!
Perez is probably calling GAGA 24/7, BEGGING her to make some surprise appearances at his shows—and she's like "well, let me think about it", but secretly thinking "How do I get rid of this fatass douchebag??"
$27 bucks a ticket??? And no SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMY in Boston??? I want my Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimy or I'm not going!!!!
A WEEK AWAY AND SIX DAYS AWAY FROM BEING CANCELLED
Re: brainchild – looks like butt plug is going to lose his shirt… please no pictures, my eyes cant take it
Re: FUBUTTBOY – not all the time, you gotta watch our for certain words and how many of them…
LOL this tour is another Epic fail just like Marios life. His clothing is gone, his book failed and now this hopeless tour with a bunch of nobody's. When will these companies learn not to associate them self with the poison that's known as Perez.
Not sold out your crap yet.????????????? .LOL……
Nobody gives a shit.. proof if needed your taste in music sucks
Mario - never mind all the posts about "add this city" or "if you came to MY town…" Just add some talent to the lineup (instead of overcharging people to see a bunch of spares), and you might find tickets would start to sell. This lineup is downright laughable, no matter where it is presented.
HAHA you hate on celebs(like beyonce, miley etc) that can sell out tickets in 5 mins but you can't even sell in 5 weeks haha i am loving you failure since you feed off of other people failures
Thank god your not coming to texas. nobody fucking cares.
When will you be announcing the "hottest acts on the planet" that will be playing?
Is this for real then? I seriously thought it was a joke…Who are all these people anyway? does anyone -besides their closest relatives- know who they are?…And that avatar with the guitar and sunglasses, is that supposed to be you?…The only resemblance is in the size of your head, you definitely need to be more realistic with the size of the midsection area, get a mirror.
"Did you get your tickets yet???" - that's a bit of a silly question isn't it Parasite? You know good and well that virtually no one has bought a ticket to this epic fail of a tour. They may have, had you not been involved, but who really wants to be associated with Perez Hilton?
NO CAUSE UR NOT COMIN TO TEXAS
This will be an epic failure. Rumor has it that ticket's ain't not sellin'! When you going to report on that, douche?
Why are you touring?? lol
Thank God Florida isn't on the list.
NO CLEVELAND??Hmmmm.
No GA GA or Madonna? I thought they loved you Mario?
execpt for frankmusik
the tour suck
im obbessed with frankmusik
but thats it…
so…
If there were any Florida dates, I would have snatched up tickets in a flash.
PLEASE add more FrankMusik dates! PLEASE add more FrankMusik dates. Especially in the West Coast…