A King And His Crown
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
And it's only the finest costume store bought crown money could buy!
You didn't expect the soon to be King Spencer Pratt to legally change his name and not have a crown to back it up did you?
The King Douche, with scepter in hand, and plastic wife Heidi Montag at his side, took time out from his battle royale against Ryan Seacrest, to walk among the peasants at The Roosevelt Hotel pool in Hollywood on Wednesday.
Those peasants should feel honored to be in the presence of royalty!
[Image via Kevin Perkins/Pacific Coast News Online.]
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GROSS. DOUCHE. LOSER.
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Seriously i just puked in my mouth a little bit, are these 2 on drugs? LOL
OMG!! They are so pathetic…makes me sick. Don't think anyone is worse!!
Pratt must be on a monthly retainer to perezhilton.com. What else could explain your coverage? HE IS A FUCKING NON-STORY. Stop covering this douche, please!!
Heidi looks so impressed.. not. She's probably sad bc she just realized she's going to have to get a divorce or never have kids…. hmm maybe something they should have discussed before getting married..
Even Idiot Heidi looks like she knows he's a fucking moron loser.
Spencer, why don't you get a real job! Your not tired yet living off of your psycho wife?
i love it. As long as people like you pay attention, they make their money.
stop covering him! stop calling him king spencer! youre only giving him what he wants!!
Perez, you need to stop providing these talentless, spoiled brats with the publicity they crave. It's at the point where I just click off your site when I see these people. Bye.
Why Why Why Why Why do you even waste your time and ours paying attention to these attention seeking idiots.
When are we going to stop hearing about these idiots?
I F'ING HATE THESE TWO DOUCHES!!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THEM DOWN!!!!!
he is such a twat
Spencer if you read this I think you are a fucking shmuck! AND DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU MARIO…. ASSHOLE.
These two are delusional! I mean seriously they feed off the negative press…ANY KIND OF PRESS!!!
Heidi is a jackass who cannot sing, act, or even "behave" as a good christian should and Spencer has a small dick; that's why they have to become fame-whores to make up for what they don't have , that and TALENT…
Seriously I hope something , media wise, bad happens to them….boy would I love to watch them BURN ….
It's bad when even HEIDI MONTAG looks like she's thinking "Spencer Pratt is a douche…"
please remove their reproductive organs…. the world cannot afford to have any more assholes like this in the world
growww up.
Omg… Stupid DESPERATE piece of shit no nothing low life people!! These stupid couple are so desperate for attention….WHY?!! Do something more productive with your money and time. Why do you guys do things that are not you?!! You are not a singer or a dancer…. I'm not still not sure what is your purpose here samething goes for you UGLY ass "husband" of yours,. You wanted attention to so you throw on a crown??!! LMFAO…… Seriously what are you guys trying to prove? I'm hoping you guys read this and get some sense into that brains of yours.
Oh Fuck!!! Someone chop his dick off or something! How could he like been the villian!!?? Only stupid fucks would wanna be that in real life! Fuck! I hate him! Sucks ass
UMMM, NO. I bet Heidi is like I can't belive I married this douche. Doesn't he know what an ASS he is making of himself?? Exscuse me, BIGGER ASS he is making of himself?? Oh yeah, it is Spenser "DoucheBag" Pratt we R talkin about, he knows, and he loves every minute of it, all that attention. If every1 would act like they don't give 2 shits, which face it we really don't, he wouldn't even think about doing this kinda shit. I bet his family is ROYALLY embarrased
I hope they get hit by a bus.
what a dumbass - and he wants people to take him and his trash seriously……..???
Please Spencer don't start the first royal family in the US and by the way you are such the biggest douche bag ever.
OK! Had enough! I am now tuning out until you STOP putting these two on your site.
Thanks for the memories.
What are these two idiots famous for again??
They seem really desperate for attention (especially him).
Really, enough with these retards!!
no, no no… I cant believe TANTA PENDEJADA fits into 2 bodies… and more UNBELIEVABLE!!! is that all the blogs give them space… damn losers….
PEREZ, ARE YOU ON THESE PHONEY DOUCHE NOZZELS' PAYROLL?
he's a DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bleh
Why do you even refer to him as that? Don't give him the pleasure in knowing that even though he created his OWN nickname [which is a FAIL in itself], everyone is going to refer to him as it.
It's so stupid.
I literally hate them both.
Get LIVES, Heidi and Spencer. SPENCER. Not King. Especially douche.
Bad publicity is better than NO publicity Perez…
ROYAL BAG OF SHIT! THE ONLY ROYALTY THAT CAN TOP THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE IS PEREZ.. OF COURSE HE'S ALREADY A FAT QUEEN.
Please keep up the coverage Perez. I want to be right there when no one cares any more. That should be in: 5…4…3…2…1
Poor retarded thing.
What's wrong with her face??
wish you would just ignore these two baskets of flesh
This douche does stupid stuff like changing his name to get publicity. Will eveyone stop giving him what he wants so these two will GO AWAY?
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Damn that is the ugliest couple i have ever seen!
Why do you continue to post about these annoying posers? Are they paying you? I can see no other reason to mention such non-entities. Remember: Starve a cold, feed a fever.
Why don't you take a cue from E! and just stop reporting on them altogether??? If we all ignore them, they will go away….
Re: justplainanny – she was born like that
you would think by now these two would have become so humiliated with themselves that they would stop these antics. do they have mothers? where are they in the mix? they must be too ashamed to leave thier homes.
And they say Kanye West has an ego problem. This poodle-haired clown has surpassed him! At least Kanye has talent. What has Spencer Pratt done besides…gee, I can't think of anything relevant. Yeah, he is a king: of desperate D-listers who are good at extending themseves way past their 15 minutes of fame. He needs to STFU and have a homemade porn tape "stolen". That will add an extra 20 minutes.
Perez you should take a poll like E! did to make this a Speidi Free Zone! Please…they are just annoying and dont know when to stop. Giving these assholes the time of day is just feeding the fire.
Please stop giving these morons coverage.
I HATE YOU SPENCER! i think everyone does. ughhh
thanks so f'ing much peretzel…having to see those two douches has ruined my friday….twerp!
how bout this Mario!!! why don't you stop putting all their shit out there.as much as you say you can't stand them you sure don't mind posting everything and anything these two stool samples do…
i guess spencer's too stupid to realize that while "england has a queen and prince william" they also have a prime minister whom is equivilant to the president. America doesn't have a royal family because we are the melting pot. What's it matter anyways…..he probably doesn't even know the UK has a prime minister……..or even what a prime minister is………
Re: JigSaw – @ 44 -now jigs, you know she paid for that face, she was not born like that!!! it's actually an improvement!!
Hey dipshit, you're the only one still talking about these fucktards!!
Please stop.
Re: JigSaw – Re: RobPnMeShouldB – morning peepz…its been awhile…lol
Stop covering everything those 2 idiots do.
fukn lame
Sounds like a good time to start another American Revolution and kick his unwanted ass out of the country.
Perez please stop putting them on your site for non news. I don't think your readers would care at all and your only feeding them into continuing to be no talent ass clowns. Please don't even write about them anymore.
I dont get why you post about them. Thats exactly what they want. They will stick around until douche bags STOP posting about them!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – morning deary - yes, it has been awhile. i took some time off until all the kiddies went back to skool……
PLEASE, don't ever post anything else on these two idiots. They're not interesting at all.
i can't wait for her to get a face shortening
A fool and his pet horse.. Atleast it's trained.. Neh!! lol.. Ugly ugly ppl.. Too much ugly for one pic..
You're kidding, right?? More like King Douche bag and his brainless Court Jester/wife. They both need to walk out to the freeway and play hopscotch with the nearest oncoming semi.
OK fuckpoles, you know how to get press. You are the SMARTEST people in LA. Now if only the people who report this shit would realize that your all H & S's puppets and you are making these fuckpoles sooo much money.WTF's wrong with you???? Please stop it! I could die happy if I never had to see these people again.
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – i was on vay-cay….and getting my daughter ready for school also….
they're so gross, if i saw the two of them, id spit right on them!!..spencer is the biggest nerd ever!!!!
there is really nobody, NOBODY, on this planet that I hate more than these two douchebags. perez, please stop posting things about them and giving them the attention they so desperately seek, maybe then they can go curl up in a hole and die.
Perez is their friend, thats why he keeps posting things about them.
So…now that they are calling themselves royalty….can we pull a Marie Antoinette on them? Seriously. The world would be a much better place without these asshats.
what a fucking idiot. seriously. who can honestly stand this guy?
Would someone please shove these 2 idiots off a cliff already
Why are you taking about theselosers? They are nothing, not interesting whatsoever! Stop talking about them because no one is interested in knowing about this most obnoxious couple on Earth!
Hah, for once Heidi looks like she's thinking "What the fuck am I doing with this tool?"
WTF? Oh, I think I am going to be sick! Ew….
please for all of our sakes i hope these 2 douche bags fall off the face of the earth!!!!
WHAT a tool.
There are 78 responses to this at the time I post. You do realize this is what keeps us relevant, even if it's just a post about how much you hate us. Ignore us and quit posting and we'll will go away. But that will never happen. You can't get enough.
It's also funny seeing people rip Perez for even acknowledging us here. He hires professional writers and admins to run this site. He probably only looks at it once or twice a day and he never reads any of your comments.
You people are dumb asses. Haha
-KSP loves HM for eva
Please stop talking about this freaking looser and his horse.
Maybe they will go away.
I knew they were idiots but now I know they are big fcking morons
. I mean look at that dude. His mum probably dropped him on accident once or sth.
Don't treat Spencer bad, can't you see he was kissing your ass by being on your side after the Kirsty Alley/Demi Moore incident! You should worship the floor they walk on! Unfortunately, Perez, only D-listers want to be on your side for a chance of promotion on your Site, the true artists couldn't give a crap about you because they do not need you.
I'd love to slap him publicly so hard that he'd start to cry. Aside from that I am really starting to think that he's mentally ill.
Wow… he looks even gayer than you Mario.
Oh I don't know. There's some perverse fun watching these 2 make jackasses of themselves on a regular basis.
PEREZ IS BFF WITH SPEIDI ON TWI T E R.. SO OF COURSE HE'S GONNA PROMOTE THEM AND KISS THEIR UGLY PIMPLY HAIRY ASSES!! (eww.. that was gross to even type)
Re: Duder Pooder – That tool who wrote that is right even talking bad about them keeps them relevant I never post a comment for waste of human space like Spencer & Heidi but seriously if you people dislike them so much just ignore them it's that simple don't talk about acknowledge them in any way when you see something about them skip it like it doesn't exist and that's when you'll see less of them until they finally disappear.
WHAT A MORON!!!
Do I detect actual EMBARRASSMENT on Heidi's part? You know it's a bad day when even Heidi Montag doesn't want to be seen with you.
Poor ol' Spence… he's going to be mortified if he ever gets the intellectual capacity to feel anything.
Tragically, we cannot seem to convince Perez to stop commenting on these two LOOOOOOOSERS so that they go away. It is pathetic that anyone pays any attention to them.
im so over these two dumb fucks!
why cant they dissapear from the face of the earth?
e doesnt even mention them on their site anymore.. you should probably do the same .
It's only a matter of time when these two finally wake up one day and say to each other "WTF am I doing with you?" or wait maybe they're sooo pathetic they belong together….. These two make me sick to my stomach….when are their 5 minutes going to be over…
When they were born the world went into choas
And when they are gone the world will be at peace.
Just send them into space…so their heads can explode
They are so dumb & fake!!
I love how all the Pratt/Montag's pictures are taken from the same person at Pacific Coast news. I assume that this person gives Pratt a % of the photo sales….but it just looks like no other paps/photograghers care enough to snap them.
So….Pratt wears a crown and Perez makes it into a story? Kinda like how he wore a cowboy hat? I smell a theme going on here…what's next? A football helmet? A WI "cheese" hat? You know your 15 min is almost up when you have to wear "wacky" things to get a story together.
Here we fuckin go again bitch and bitchette!!
perfect example of delusion of grandeur.
GO THE FUCK AWAY!!! I hate these losers. And btw we should get Kristin Cavallari for hooking these two idots up!
If you can't stand these two, and I'm with you there, REFUSE to acknowledge them by clicking on them. They exist because of your comments and acknowledgment even if the comment is bad.
MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR by not LOOKING. They're only as relevant as the amount of hits they get…..
As of this moment I REFUSE to click on these two clowns ever again… will you join me? We have the power to make them obsolete.