A King And His Crown

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And it's only the finest costume store bought crown money could buy!

You didn't expect the soon to be King Spencer Pratt to legally change his name and not have a crown to back it up did you?

The King Douche, with scepter in hand, and plastic wife Heidi Montag at his side, took time out from his battle royale against Ryan Seacrest, to walk among the peasants at The Roosevelt Hotel pool in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Those peasants should feel honored to be in the presence of royalty!

[Image via Kevin Perkins/Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Sep 4, 2009 at 9:00 am / Email this  »

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    1. Tulip says – reply to this


      101

      Can somone tell me who these people are and what they do? I mean, are they actors, singers, what? I really don't know them.



    2. 102

      Why do you give these 2 coverage. They can offer nothing to this world. He has to be the biggest douche going. I do love how delusional they are by thinking they're talented



    3. 103

      can we plese stop talking about them, that's what they want attention.



    4. 104

      can we please stop talking about them. That's what they want attention.



    5. 105

      Why do these "nothings" get any publicity?!?!? I usually just scroll by when I see them, but, I took a peek to see the comments. Perez, please stop giving these nobodies publicity. I honestly don't know why they are on here!



    6. 106

      We need to make a poster…. Featuring a pic of spencer and heidi.. saying Hey kids THIS is why you stay in school and say NO to drugs



    7. 107

      PEREZ, PLEASE STOP BLOGING ABOUT THESE TWO. WE WANT THEM TO JUST GOOOOO AWAY



    8. 108

      You know,if you and other bloggers would stop talking about these IDIOTS,they would go away.As long as they keep getting publicity of any kind,you're giving them exactly what they want.It's obvious that nothing embarrasses them,if Heidi can show her face after that horrible performance on that pageant .Seriously can't you and the rest of the media just please ignore them so they will go away!!!!!!!!!!!

    9. @v@ says – reply to this


      109

      Go. Away.



    10. 110

      the first time i see her slightly embarrassed.



    11. 111

      Would someone please physically assault Spencer?



    12. 112

      Spencer's crown is fashioned from Heidi's petrified vaginal drool.



    13. 113

      WTF ??? HEIDI ISNT PREGNANT… NEITHER 1 IS DEAD
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      SO Y AM I SEEING AND READING THIS FOOLISHNESS
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      ABOUT KING AND QUEEN DOUCHE!!! FAMEWHORES AT
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      ITS FINEST… AND WTF IS WRONG WITH HEIDI FACE ???

    14. @v@ says – reply to this


      114

      They both need to get a job.



    15. 115

      nothing against Heidi cuz you can't blamesomeone for falling in "love"and been stupid but gosh what a waste of human life that guy can be…ugh she must be either stupid or just really in love with that GROSS BAG…ewwww



    16. 116

      Oh my God, this is the best thing I've seen all day. These two are the best.



    17. 117

      STOP REPORTING ON THEM!!! SHUT IT DOWN COMPLETELY!!! That would be so awesome. Imagine how they would react! Seriously how many times are they on your list of top emailed and linked stories anyway? Let's do it as a test, just to see how they react. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE WASHED UP PIECES OF ASS TRASH.



    18. 118

      It won't be long until someone MURDERS this guy. I'm all for peace and love, but I cannot see him lasting much longer acting the way he is. Why couldn't the Final Destination be real for him??? I'd love to see something knock his head off at a maximum velocity.



    19. 119

      Her hair looks like a horse tail! Either reallly bad extentions orrr.. serious! damage!!!!



    20. 120

      I wish someone would shove that thing up his ass. Oh wait…his head would be in the way.



    21. 121

      STOP REFERRING TO THESE IDIOTS AS ROYALTY



    22. 122

      how embarrasing



    23. 123

      Re: Mister Nee – your avatar doen's quite match your comment *lol*



    24. 124

      Shut the fuck up already about this LAME!!!



    25. 125

      mog Hori Spelling!



    26. 126

      PEREZ HOW MANY TIMES DO WE (BECAUSE I'M NOT ALONE) HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP COVERING THESE DOUCHES!! NO TALENT, STOP BLOGGING ABOUT THEM AND THEY WILL HOPEFULLY DISAPPEAR



    27. 127

      THE DOUCHEBAG AND THE FAKE HOE WHAT A LOVELY COUPLE…..NOT SICK N TIRED OF THIS IDIOTS



    28. 128

      a pimp and his hoe! BARF!!!!!!!!!



    29. 129

      c'mon perez stop making him famous, hey spencer ..FUCKOFF, EAT SHIT, AND DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ………………………………………………………………DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

    30. Funzo says – reply to this


      130

      keep buying their photos and keeping them famous, perez. goddamn sellout.



    31. 131

      Royal pain in the ass



    32. 132

      haha ! creepy . XD



    33. 133

      They are dust!!



    34. 134

      dueling douche bags



    35. 135

      Whatdayamean changing his name? Missed that…Heidi's cool, pretty, and has a heart at least and has put up with this guy's crap and that's worth a lot.



    36. 136

      hahaha the king and his jester



    37. 137

      Douchebags from hell. The fact that I have to waste 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back commenting on these losers makes me nauseous.



    38. 138

      heidi is sooo pathetic. shes even worse than her dumbass husband. he looks like a complete moron and you can tell by the look on her face she thinks so too!! he totally disrespected her mother on the Hills, what few friends she did have he has completely alienated, and even in the playboy "interview" they did he was sending texts the whole time he was suppose to be focusing on her!!!! plus look at all the dumbass things he has made them do (we all know shes not smart enough to think this shit up). what kind of woman lets herself be made to look like a complete dumbass by a total moron and then marries the douche??? Heidi, youve got to be a complete embarrassment to your family!!!



    39. 139

      media whores!!!!! i can't stand to look at his flesh-colored beard. she's stupid for even being with him. they DO NOT need to procreate!



    40. 140

      god i hate these idiots



    41. 141

      theyre a bunch of morons.



    42. 142

      stop posting stuff about them… geez youre only making them famous



    43. 143

      FAKEST people ever!!!!



    44. 144

      I can't stand them! Please Perez stop blogging about them. The less people talk about them, the faster they go away for GOOD!

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