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Did I Just Fire A Cannon At My Neighbor's House? Oops!

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Lindsay Lohan is probably a better neighbor than this man, and that's really saying something!

A Pennsylvania man accidentally fired a 2-pound cannonball into his neighbor's house!

What the hell?!

William Maser, 54, is a history buff with a dangerous hobby. He has been recreating 19th century cannons and then firing them off for years!

The cannonball, 2 inches in diameter, unexpectedly ricocheted and went through the neighbor's window AND wall before landing in a closet.

Luckily, nobody was hurt because of this guy's stoopidity!

Maser was charged by the Pennsylvania state police with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

He has since apologized and agreed to stop shooting cannons on the property.

Uh yeah, we think that's best.


[Image via AP Images.]

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22 comments to “Did I Just Fire A Cannon At My Neighbor's House? Oops!”

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  2. 2

    totes not news, nevertheless celebrity news.

  3. 3

    It's not "stoopidity" It is "stupidity"…..was that intentional or are you really that dumb?

  4. 4

    What an ass! He probably knew that shit could happen. That's why he didn't aim it towards his house!

  5. 5

    ahaha. whadda fuck?! Sucks for the neighbors though.

  6. 6

    LMFAO! What a dick lol

  7. 7

    Just a side note…. that is an AWFULLY small horse pulling that wagon….

  8. 8

    WHAT THE HECK? this proves that there is a lot of WEIRDOS out there

  9. 9

    I saw this and wondered if Tori, Grant, and Kari were there.

  10. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Man do I wish this dude lived across the street from "my" next door ass`hole, I mean neighbor. The wife is bi`polar with a husband who enables her fucked up behavior.. Now 15 yrs later, the daughter is just like the mother and the raging continue.. Call the police ““ you say…… Well my husband is BFF with the dude who puts up with that shit““ So what do I decide to do after all theses years,, you ask?? I'm kicking my husband to the curb once and for all “` THEN “` IT will be ON with those bitches““““ Can you say “` Hello““““` 911~~~~~ "My neighbors are disturbing the peace for about the millionth time,, please take HER away!!! And I am SOOOOO not kidding ppl!! HOLLA!!!

  11. 11


  12. 12

    Ignorant bs

  13. 13

    "Stoopidity"??? Please tell me that was done on purpose.

  14. 14

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  15. 15

    The picture has nothing to do with the story,it's just a stock photo lazy ass Perez put up.The guy lives on 50 acres and the ball he shot was the size of a baseball that hit a rock and went over a hill and hit the house that was 1/2 mile away.More half truths and fabrications from Perez.

  16. 16

    Re: 6one9
    Why don't you just LEAVE?

  17. 17

    Yea this is sad, but I actually recognize that cannon in Perez's photo. It's in Manila, in the the Philippines.

  18. 18

    Hey Perez….people in other parts of the country live a little differently than LA! I've lived a lot of places were we would shoot targets and cans in our backyard, and it's totally normal. Freak accidents happen.

  19. 19

    That musta been a drywall. after a ricochet it cant have had enough power to do that? can it?

    if so, im getting a cannon!

  20. 20

    LOL american'ts are so stupid and silly.

  21. 21

    Haha want to know the bad thing? This guy doesn't live far from me. ah So we have a man shooting cannons at his neighbors and mountain lions on the summit wow ha.

  22. 22

    um, is it just me or are there a bunch of crazy men on the news right now?