Kevin Smith Will Tweet Throughout Labor Day
If you are a Kevin Smith fan, then you might want to consider logging on to Twitter this Monday before hitting the beach. Or after. Or anytime really for 24 hours after Monday morning.
Kevin is running (or we guess typing) a 24-hour Tweet-athon Q&A through his Twitter. He will be answering as many questions as possible and no topic is off limits.
In a press release, Kevin explains:
"This is not news at all. In fact, it's kinda stupid. But I wanna see if I can do it. I've been training for this my whole life, simply by being a lazy fat-ass who'd rather stare at a screen than better himself with a brisk constitutional. Someone asked what my training regiment is gonna be, and I told them I've already stockpiled lots of Count Chocula."
Ha! That's pretty funny!
The stunt is a rather brilliant way to promote his book, Shootin' the Shit with Kevin Smith, and we're sure there are tons of geeks already positioned at their computer for this event.
Do U have any burning questions for Kevin?
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I love Kevin Smith, such a funny guy.
WHOS THIS?
Z LISTER!!!!
hey pig vomit, why dont you post about your tqitter war with that fossil demi moore, that was more interesting than this.
KEVIN SMITH is awesome. end of story
That is a New Moon bag!! LOL
That is a New Moon bag!!!! LOL
Who is this slob?
Yawn…
is this a recent pic?? omg hes so big. i really hope thats not him. he needs to get it together,
yeah i have a question, "Kevin Smith, who the hell are you?"
love him.
He looks like he could make better use of that time becoming acquainted with some warm water and a bar of soap.
Don't hide that OILERS crest baby! Kevin Smith has the best hockey references in his movies scripts! Go Oil! Calgary blows!
Re: Undead – Jay and Silent Bob- clerks and clerks 2 just to name a few
hey its f fed!!!
Love his movies (well all of them up to and including Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) but Kevin honey…lose the manpris. Those are absolutely hideous.
perez you should do this!!!!! i have been following your site for almost four years and i would love to ask you a question or talk to you! you and gaga should team up and do it. i would die!!!!!!!!!!!
Are those supposed to be shorts he's wearing? What a slovenly douchebag.
Does he a friggin belly apron of fat now?
Is that just an unflattering picture or does he weight 500lbs now??
Re: DECIMATION08 – He is a famous director/actor/writer with several well loved movies to his name. Turn off Survivor and "The Hills" once in awhile and learn about real celebrities.
I thought being a lazy fat-ass staring at a screen was Perez's job.
god he blew up
I can't find Count Chocula around my neck of the woods anymore (Arizona). Anyone else have that problem? I thought maybe it was gone for good much to the dismay of my husband.
Yeah my question is who is he?? ha
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HOLEE SHIT!!!
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And here's another fuckin' sphincter ugly fucker! And he's a fuckin' pig slob!!!
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This fat fucker reminds me of that fat slob from back East in NYC you used to post about. Can't think of the slob's name, but you know who I'm talkin' about. That fat pig who came from some rich family there, used to cruise around with a camera, hang with the likes of Paris Hilton and such morons, and who would sunbathe his whale-sized carcass for all to see.
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Where the hell do you cum on…I mean…come up….with these freaks, Mario?!
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Goddamn, man. Try to put a little class into this site!
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ha ha, who's this guy? is he a Kevin Federline look a like?? SORRY I know that was baaad!
He is not a Z-lister!!! He's a director an screenwriter…look up his list of credits…id say he's pretty successful…but WOW his weight has really ballooned…is that really kevin smith???
how about a marathon
Wahooo love the OILERS shirt!!!!!!
he is such a fat friggin' slob yet i have seen his wife . she is good-looking. I guess money can get anything. Lose some weight you fucking whale before you smother her.
That's a really bad pic…..really bad. Yeah, he's a lunchbox but I think he's been dieting since Zac and Miri. Cut the dude some slack.
My first question for Kevin Smith would be "Who the fuck are you?" Why have I never heard of this guy?
OHHH PLEASE.. HIS FREAKIN LIFE AINT INTERESTING TO TWEET 24HRS. I FIGURE HE START MAKING UP SHIT BY THE 2ND HR. JUST WATCH..
Re: – He's actually of friend of Simon Pegg, who I'm assuming you like, what with the avatar and all. He, along with Robert Rodriguez, re-wrote the book on independent film in the 90's. You might have known this if you weren't such a fucking moron.
I didn't think it was possible for him to get fatter. My god a few years ago he said he was trying to lose weight, so much for trying, here's to dying, he must have had a tim hortons built onto his house.
omg hes so funny.. but hes looking a lot fatter these days huh?
You sexy man Kevin Smith! oh wait - no you're not. you're fuckin repulsive with your humungus man boobs, i bet your fuckin blood sugar levels are astronomical. 24 hours of Tweetin? In his case that equals a lot of junk food near his computer. LOTS OF JUNK FOOD.
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Hells Ya Kevin! Go Oilers Go!
"Do U have any burning questions for Kevin?"
Yeah i got a question for this fat piece of shit: Kevin, what's your bra size?
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Holy shit look at this fat blob with the short-ass Tyrannosaurus Rex arms hahahah what a fuckin loser with man tits
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When he sits down his dick disappears
LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM, LOVE HIM! He's so good to his fans! If you're a member of his site (ViewAskew) he put EVERY person's name at the end of "Clerk's 2". (Last credit, it took 13 min) Not only is he talented, but appreciates & treats his fans as EVERY person that's made money off of us should!!! Go Kevin! Snoogins!
Re: Isabella254 –
He met his wife from her mother, that happens to be his personal assistant. For once, I think that the $ was not such a huge factor in their coupling.
Re: DECIMATION08 –
Hey, post #3, Decimation08, Spencer Pratt is a "Z lister", not a talented writer, director, editor, producer, etc… Only a true movie fan would know "Lunchbox" & his revitalization of the indie film in the 90's…
i fucking love that man
and he is so fucking A list
Re: Undead – he's a director and actor. He directed, wrote and starred in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks 2.
jeez he's really let himself go
my 1st comment didn't post..shitty..Yeah, so um who the hell is Kevin Smith??? I guess he's related to Kevin Federline somehow, lol..SORRY I know that was mean
who the hell is this person? dont think ive ever heard of him.
Uugggh, Kevin let go of the grunge slob look already. Its gross
DAMNNN that cant be him? he's fucking huge now!!! but he's still cool, but seriously he needs to lose some wieght