You Know What Today Is???

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It's Beyonce's birthday!

In celebration of her 39th, CLICK HERE for a pHOto gallery dedicated to Beyowulf.

    Posted: Sep 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm / Email this  »

    95 comments to “You Know What Today Is???”



    1. 1

      beyonce's still only 28 so why you gotta make her feel like she's old? bitchiness for no reason is just being a douchebag.



    2. 2

      Isn't she like 28 *cough* bullshit *cough*

    3. Nyxon says – reply to this


      3

      39th birthday? durp durp



    4. 4

      Today is her 29TH bday, not 39TH! duh perez



    5. 5

      lol 39th

    6. wheez says – reply to this


      6

      Perez should take some remedial math courses.



    7. 7

      Ummm isn't she only 29?



    8. 8

      She can't be 39- She's 29 right?



    9. 9

      SHE'S LIKE 28 YRS OLD!!
      WRITE SOMETHING TRUE MARIO
      THX WIKI



    10. 10

      holy crap! shes almost 40! Crazy!



    11. 11

      she is 28. not 39



    12. 12

      wow she 39! dang



    13. 13

      28th Bitch!



    14. 14

      wait that makes no sense because my sister went to middle school with Beyonce and my sister is only 29!

      YOU FAIL PEREZ



    15. 15

      no wayyy!



    16. 16

      39? she looks wack for sure, but not old.



    17. 17

      happy 28th..?



    18. 18

      OH, Perez that was mean! You know Britney will be the same age as B in December. LOL! It's not 39!



    19. 19

      OMG i can't believe big brother 10 UK is going to finish tonight the finale is in a few hours perez better post about it anyway congrats to Beyonce shes 27 now right?



    20. 20

      1st u had J.Lo as 50 and now u have B as 39 ur a complete tool Perez like 4 real…Why u tryin 2 make people feel like shyt on their B-Day?? Don't get upset when ANOTHER Celeb kicks ur ass and this time I really hope it's a girl, that would brings the LOLs



    21. 21

      Come on Perez (who ever is writing this) 29 IS NOT old, so your snide '39' is just petty. Sigh.



    22. 22

      I hate how Perez hates on Beyonce, but kisses Lady Gag Gag's arse!



    23. 23

      she's 29! not 39!



    24. 24

      Don't you mean 29th?



    25. 25

      39? really perez? you need to sleep



    26. 26

      Tupac Shakur was shot to death 13 years ago today



    27. 27

      28th, she was born in 1981!



    28. 28

      It's her 28th birthday today people! Not her 39th nor her 29th.



    29. 29

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEYONCE



    30. 30

      this is one of the best days of the year HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN BEYONCE WE LOVE YOU



    31. 31

      29



    32. 32

      Fuck off perez…why do you hate on the only down to earth celeb out there?
      You jelous prick

    33. tasha says – reply to this


      33

      You must be mistaking your age of 39 with Beyonce's age of 28. Oh, I"m sorry your actually 49 aren't you perez.



    34. 34

      haha i believed yu for a second about the age



    35. 35

      WHAT A BIG ASS-ED GOON!



    36. 36

      you idiots, perez is obviously joking. Everyone knows that she's in her 20's, but perez has to make her feel old.



    37. 37

      39th bday LOL!!!
      its true though!!!
      she looks WAY older than how old she claims to be!
      she is NOT from the 80s..
      please.



    38. 38

      I'm begining to think you really like to add some years to someone's age…!!

    39. YUCK says – reply to this


      39

      in all seriousness, why does she look so old?



    40. 40

      shit i had no idea she was that old



    41. 41

      Re: WinonaJohnson – so true lol he's pathetic… Beyoncé's SO MUCH better then that man Lady Gaga yet he still rides Gaga's dick. so annoying.



    42. 42

      haha. you mean 29th??
      lol



    43. 43

      oh shit! i was about to be like " WHOA! 39?!". but then i read some comments..



    44. 44

      Fucktard she's 28.



    45. 45

      dude she turned 28 today! that's a pretty HUGE mistake, you should probably change that.



    46. 46

      okay ass, she is turning 28. get it right



    47. 47

      perez this is the second time you got someones age wrong. quit being stupid or trying to be funny and just tell it like its supposed to be.



    48. 48

      He does the wrong age every time, yet everyone corrects it….every time.



    49. 49

      Its 29! Not 39.
      Duh



    50. 50

      Perez, you idiot. Stop paying your minions to write for you.



    51. 51

      Geez - 29th - you startled me there for a second, thought I must have slept through a decade or something.



    52. 52

      Beyonce is NOT 39 asshole.



    53. 53

      lol she looks 35



    54. 54

      do you have to be such an arsehole? you know damn well shes 28



    55. 55

      cool, today is my bday too. Im 27 now!



    56. 56

      she lies about her age.



    57. 57

      That makes you 40!



    58. 58

      39? hahaha i swear perez has done this before



    59. 59

      It's really fucking annoying when you put the wrong age. >_



    60. 60

      Perez, you get EVERYBODY'S ages wrong when you say it's their birthday..dumb@ss.



    61. 61

      it's a known fact she wears BUTT PADS!!!… google it



    62. 62

      It's my best friends 14th today:)



    63. 63

      39th… good reporting Mario…lol



    64. 64

      39?! mother fu!@er!!!!!! beyowulf is getting old..shes 29 perez!!!!!!



    65. 65

      Thought she was in her 20's



    66. 66

      PEREZ IS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HES 30 YET HE LOOKS LIKE HES 49

    67. *LTF* says – reply to this


      67

      she's 28 WOW i hate you a little more every day, i rarely even sign on to you stupid site anymore. & BTW Mariah is the ish beetch

    68. GG86 says – reply to this


      68

      i did some investigating and my conclusion is this Beyonce who is supposdly 28 today is really 33!!! she was born in 1976 making her 33 today!!! either way happy birthday "B"!!!



    69. 69

      I'm pretty sure he was joking guys jeez



    70. 70

      lol@38

      sho nuff feels like it-.-



    71. 71

      who cares for that whore.



    72. 72

      Moron, she's 28 today. Way to know what you're talking about Lamez



    73. 73

      sooo she's 28 but i'll pretend you made a typo.

      loveee her happy birthday beyonce!!!



    74. 74

      ur an idiot perez, she turned 29, NOT 39. geeez, get ur fact straight



    75. 75

      29, dipshit.



    76. 76

      hahahahahah 39 lmaoo



    77. 77

      Um. Haters need to recognize a TYPO.



    78. 78

      hhahahha.
      i dont know if that is an intentional mistake or not…
      but she is defs not 40.
      she is amazinggg.



    79. 79

      Bitch is old.



    80. 80

      and you wonder why people think you're a shithead. you just called a 28 year old woman 39. asshole.

      happy birthday anyway, beyonce!

    81. ginz says – reply to this


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      she's 28 dumbass.
      Way to make even less credible. And I thought that wasn't possible. It's called going back to school and learn maths.

    82. ginz says – reply to this


      82

      Re: colinus – That's not a typo. She's 28. No 3 no 9. That's a mistake. A mistake he didn't rectify by the way.

    83. ginz says – reply to this


      83

      Though I do love all the haters that try to make Perez look like an idiot by saying she's 29. People. She's 28. It was on the news. Gosh get your facts straight if you wanna criticize.



    84. 84

      lol i love when u put the wrong age. relax, people!



    85. 85

      perez,
      shes not 39 (a)
      shes only 29, you need sleep bb (;



    86. 86

      stop being a bully perez…how old are you on your next birthday…51?!?!



    87. 87

      I thought so!!!



    88. 88

      Re: LovelyTrash – That's because the pig face is jealous of her success and her lovely curvy figure, he would never look as good as her, not at 20 not at 30 not at any age…



    89. 89

      Re: marcywo0od21 – Hahahah I would just love to see his pig face sobbing while showing the other eye blacked… but this time from a girl



    90. 90

      She's 28, she looks a lot younger than perez. Why u got to hate on beyonce all the time!! Perez hates because he wishes he could be as fabulous as Beyonce!! He deserved that punch from Will.I.Am!! Perez your the real DOUCHE!!!



    91. 91

      39?!?! You're such an asshole!



    92. 92

      beyonce was born sept 4, 1981…that makes her 28!! not 39!! lol

    93. NIbbY says – reply to this


      93

      HOW CAN yOU CALL BEyONCE BEyOWULf AND SAy SHE'S 39 KNOWiNG DAMN WELL SHE 28! yU ARE A HATER && A DiSGRACE! BEyONCE iS A vERy CLASSy LADy && i BET SHE NEVER DiD ANYTHiNG TO yOU TO MAKE yOU CALL HER SUCH NAMES! THiS WEBSiTE iS VERy STUPID! AND YOU ARE NOT THAT DAMN INTERESTIN SO WHAT THE HELL YOU HAVE A WEBSITE FOR ANYWAY! GET A LIFE AND STOP BRINGING DOWN OTHER PEOPLE JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER! BEYONCE IS THE BEST! AND THAT COMMENT YOU MADE ABOUT MARC ANTHONY AND JLO HOW CAN YOU SAY SOME SHIT LIKE THAT THEY ARE "REAL" HUMAN BEINGS UNLIKE YOU!

    94. NIbbY says – reply to this


      94

      AND WHO EVER LEFT THE COMMENT ON HERE SAYING BEYONCE WEARS BUTT PADS ARE "WRONG"! YOU ASSHOLES NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE! I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN WASTE MY DAMN TIME ON HERE CUS U BITCHES PISSING ME THE HELL OFF!



    95. 95

      you guys are horrible at getting the birthdays right….
      you've done this many times before.
      dumb.