Wanna Have Pete Wentz's Baby?
Filed under: Ben Affleck > Baby Blabber > Wacky, Tacky & True > Pete Wentz > Robert Pattinson
Now you can! Well, sort of.
L.A.-based sperm bank, California Cryobank, has recently launched a "Donor-Look-A-Likes" service where would-be moms can choose a sperm donor based on their resemblance to celebrities.
Creepy! Yet fabulous!
Apparently actors like Paul Walker and Ben Affleck are at the top of ladies' lists with Brett Favre, Lance Bass and Adam Carolla also generating interest on the bank's online search engine.
Adam Carolla?
Really?
When asked whether the health of the donor should remain the most important aspect of choosing some super sperm, COO of Idant Laboratories, Stephen Feldschuh, says:
"I think in their heads they know the medical history is most important. But ultimately we're all interested in what someone looks like. It's what we do when we're dating or meet someone. I didn't ask my wife her medical history before I decided to marry her."
He makes a valid point, but the bigger question still remains…
Where is R-Patz on this list?!
Now that stuff would go fast!
Did you see there's no "Brad Pitt" but a "Brandon Davis"? HA!
I wanna have angeline jolie's baby ! HA!
hahaha perez read this and was wondering ummmm what about rpattz then at the bottom of the page i saw u were thinking it tooo lol
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Why would rob patz be on there? He's ugly as fuck.
well they have joe jonas so SCORE
I'll take some R-Patz!
Re: jondeere199 – LMFAO, seriously?
Thats weird… but awesome!
Who in their right mind would want their kid looking like LANCE BASS?!?!?
Deja vu. I read about this sometwhere else about a month ago already.
Americans' obsession with celebrities has gone too far
Re: not_a_fa9 – im pretty sure no guy can come close to brad pitt
that does NOT look like Pete Wentz, hes much sexier
fuck is there no level these people will sink to????
R-Patz's stuff wouldn't go to fast, remember, his main fans are either 14 or 45, so no, it wouldn't go too fast.
This is so fucking sick-what has the world come to!
This is super creepy yet kinda hysterical at the same time.
They have jon gosselin!! HAHA
Jeez pervez, can you special order? I'd like the "combo". Can you observe the donors wanking off? What happens if it doesn't take? Can you get a free fill-up? Is Wilmer Valderama on the list?
EWW ahaha
That guy in the pic doesn't look a thing like Taylor Lautner, Michael Copon or Keanu Reeves. Come on Keanu and Taylor look nothing alike!
Re: Jonesinator – Why go to all that deception when you can just watch Youporn all day for free?
what about artificial sperm? probably far more effective, and no eternally conjoined side effects. (custody battles/fights over kids). i bet it's easy to make too.
FUCKED UP!
And um…what do these MOTHERS look like? I'd rather DIE naked and starving than have a baby JUST for good looks.
I'd rather have a personal clone…thanks
sign me up for Rpattz!!
omg, really? this is horrible. what is the world coming to?
FAIL
The thing is (Cuz I think some of yall dont understand) when you donate sperm or eggs - you CANT show what you look like.
You can have a baby picture posted, however, that doesnt tell the recipient much.
Since you cant know what the donor looks like in real life - the best solution is to compare how they look to celebrities….they way you can kinda figure out what the donor might look like.
Interesting, considering if you look at the DJ A.M. search results, half of the guys are black, chinese, japanese, etc. "I'm black but I look EXACTLY like DJ A.M.!"
(speaking of the slightly inappropriate marketing using dead 'celebrities', I saw Jasmine Fiore on a sex phone call commercial last night…STILL after the guy in charge made a statement saying they were pulled a long time ago. Definitely her too…that face is… "special" and can't be mistaken.
GIVE ME GARRETT HEDLUND'S SPERM.
2ND CHOICE- PATRICK WILSON
3- CHRISTIAN BALE
4- ZACHARY QUINTO
Americans are basically stupid and selfish.
well there is nothing wrong with artificial insemination some women find it easier this way its great that they have the opportunity to chose who their donor looks like.
their are no RPattz look alikes…hes one of a kind!!!!!!
or Joe jonas ones either!!!!!
if there are a Rpattz or Joe jonas…count me in!!!!!!
Quentin Tarantino??? YIKES! Noticed there is no Brad Pitt……….
First off, it's creepy to decide that you want sperm from a look-a-like celebrity, but it's even creepier to think that these people who use this decide to get the sperm of some celeb they thing is hot. Why the fuck would you want your kid to end up looking like celebrity you like? Seriously. It's weird.
that creep looks like britneys ex Ahmed…the jourmalist? or photographer person…hes manky.
Re: BeNiceYall – Agreed. They have Jon Hamm!!!!
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It's becoming much more common for women to go the sperm bank route. You can laugh all you want…until you find yourself or your sister or your cousin going that route.
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It's empowering really. Women don't need men anymore for ANYTHING. Men have been replaced by machines, sperm banks, etc. They better start acting nicer b/c we don't really need them any more.
Re: Dont worry about it – Huh? You don't make sense. You marry someone you think is hot, right? And then your kid will end up looking like the guy you marry who you think is hot. Do you think women should marry guys they think are ugly so their kids look like guys they think are ugly?
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Seriously, YOU'RE weird. Nothing weird about this…women want to have an idea of who their sperm donor looks like…by suggesting a resemblance to a celeb - it gives them an idea. However, it could lead to a whole lot of problems later on when you have half siblings falling in love. Scary. Could be a movie!
They even have a Jon Gosselin one. I mean are you kidding me?!
this is just sad how obsessed with celebs we are. and that guy in the pic looks like adnan, britney's creepy ugly landing-strip-on-his-chin paparazzo
LMAO at Taylor Lautner being on the list…he's like 17 and old people want his lookalike to be their baby daddy. I mean, its not like 17 year olds need to use sperm banks.
this is…..crazy.
so effin weird!!!
that donor in the pic looks nothing like Lautner, copon or Reeves… and that makes me think….. A taylor lautner type of donor???!!! ewww… the KID is 17.
okay ew and weird very weird WHAT THE F i mean the world has gone mad completely insane….but if there is a alexander skarsgard, robert pattinson, Jim sturgess or even a Ed westwick count me in these men r HOTTT very HOTTT but still creepy…p.s this guy in the pict above does look like a taylor or even michael c. more like britney's ugly stalker ex
paul walker is hot!
omg they have no kellan lutz!!!!!!
That's just creepy
i wanna have bandit!!!!!! oh and gerard =P
This is great!! What a clever idea to take away the money from the idiots of the world. You know there'll be some show soon on TLC, with some crazy woman who has a kid from every Celebrity look alike!!!
aww!! they have a tom felton!! i want some of that ASAP!!!… but it would be better if there was a RPattz…..
the man in the sperm donor add is an aussie man who did not give his permission for this photo to be used in fact has nothing to do with this .
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Pete Wentz is FUG-LEE!