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GaGa's Battery Operated Boyfriend

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Why would Lady GaGa need a boyfriend when she's got her trusty vibe at her side?

GaGa revealed in a recent interview that she's still "single and a workaholic" as well as being "very lonely," but she's doin' just fine!

Just as long as she's got her vibrator!

"..I'm good," says Gagita. "Me and my vibrator are very happy."

A single girl's best friend!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Sep 6, 2009 at 8:30 am / Email this  »
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    98 comments to “GaGa's Battery Operated Boyfriend”



    1. 1

      Whatever floats your boat, Gaga!



    2. 2

      i thought she was dating this guy named Speedy?



    3. 3

      it's nice she has somebody to care about :oops:



    4. 4

      stfu about this attention seeking whore.



    5. 5

      …and a married woman's best friend as well! Especially if your husband doesn't understand what women want and is selfish.



    6. 6

      yeah …

      lol



    7. 7

      lol



    8. 8

      They are a married girl's best friend too!



    9. 9

      I hear that the rabbits a girls friend for life :D good on gaga for telling it like it is



    10. 10

      She's just like one of the Kardasian girls, there is not a man in his right mind who wants to be with her, she should do what the aforementioned ladies do, hook up with some big black NBA star to rock her world. Since Hilton seems to like her maybe he'll do the right thing and give her a little something.
      Regarding statements about a vibrator being a married women's best friend as well…you're right it is, especially when you consider that there are so many married men who really can't stand the idea of doing the woman they are married to which is why people like Edwards, Spitzer, etc pay the money to get a really good roll in the hay



    11. 11

      LOL! Love mine too! :) Safe sex baby!



    12. 12

      Re: sparkys nemesis – That's what divorce is for! I was married to him before as well, getting out was the BEST thing I ever did!!!



    13. 13

      too much info



    14. 14

      Indeed, vibrators are lovely.



    15. 15

      Well, Miss Gaga is definitely not closed about her…personal activities.
      Just another attention whore.



    16. 16

      Her parents must be thinking WHAT DID WE DO WRONG!?, meeh just ANOTHER atenttion whore, except you insist on shoving this one down our throats!

    17. koe says – reply to this


      17

      Overshare…



    18. 18

      that was from the kyle and jackie o interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D



    19. 19

      They provide a better orgasm than a man ever could….so I've been told. Married women often have one hidden away in their sock drawer.



    20. 20

      I hear that, lol.



    21. 21

      Re: LauraLou – Lol, true!



    22. 22

      Don't care! Whatever!



    23. 23

      I'm so sick of her, and that mirrored triangle dress. Are all the pictures from the same photo set, or does she just keep wearing it? Is she going to wear it til it rots off? STFU&GTFO "Lady" Gag-a.



    24. 24

      :P

    25. Laury says – reply to this


      25

      A vibrator, really? The way she keeps saying how she loves sex, I thought this girl slept with every damn guy she meets and didn't need a vibrator.



    26. 26

      Re: marlow – Just ONE?!



    27. 27

      I'm sure the vibrator cheats on her .



    28. 28

      What a sicko!



    29. 29

      Second try … Here's an even better one. Maybe gaga should try a few remote controlled vibrating eggs or butterflies for the ladies, or a vibrating cock rings for the men. I understand she may be able to use all three.
      ~~~
      Where I play we call them Walmart buzzers because you take your victim out shopping while you control the remote. It's lots of fun. It sure beats being all alone with an old hard piece of plastic. It can be quite the humiliating experience too. That's more than half the fun.



    30. 30

      you betcha!!!



    31. 31

      You know Perez (Mario) has a giant vibrator that he jams up his nasty corn hole. Perez hates straight people and now I don't like him.



    32. 32

      Re: Your S-M Girlfriend – Lolo, I heard about the butterfly. Where can you get it? That would be fun az hell!



    33. 33

      Re: Your S-M Girlfriend – I mean lol.



    34. 34

      ew didn't want to know that



    35. 35

      that's one hot backup dancer in the back.



    36. 36

      Fuck that, it's the unavailable girl's best friend, too. Just because you are part of a couple doesn't mean you don't masterbate. Wow maybe most people that are involved don't. How sad :(



    37. 37

      Re: miller48 – WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! EVERYONE WANTS A KARDASHIAN GIRL!

      MEN AND WOMEN! CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER EVER BEEN LAID! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A KARDAHIAN ASS IN BED!



    38. 38

      But seriously, that sounds like a joke.

      Probably a quote from somewhere reliable like 'The Sun'.



    39. 39

      no perez, its not that she doesnt need a boyfriend cause she has a vibrator, its that she needs a vibrator cause she doesnt have a boyfriend.



    40. 40

      vibrator my ass, she's got her greg handy for that shit



    41. 41

      A single girl's best friend? ANY girl's best friend!



    42. 42

      Does this disgusting skank ever shut the fuck up?



    43. 43

      I find that the detachable shower heads work great also.



    44. 44

      DAMN STRAIGHT!!! My vibrator is my best friend.



    45. 45

      so she can fuck herself with her vibrator and still jerk herself off….awesome.



    46. 46

      Re: titismack – dude kardassians are nasty! who would want one? I think you should get your eyes checked, cause the last time i saw them they were ugly, make up caked cows who's asses alone weighed a good 200 lbs.



    47. 47

      SAY IT LOUD!



    48. 48

      TRIES TOO HARD



    49. 49

      Not surprised that this trash is single. However, I would've thought some low-class hick would've picked up her trashy ass by now.



    50. 50

      uh,, hhemmm…….exuse me miss gagaloo, i'd like to give it a go !



    51. 51

      Single or not, it's a tool of survival. ^-^



    52. 52

      Enough of GaGa Perez!Please!!!!



    53. 53

      oh god! imagine her with her vibrator….no thanks!



    54. 54

      i respect her for being daring. She's not an attention whore, she's just not shy and very open



    55. 55

      its an unfortunate truth that most women can satisfy themselves better then a man– with less drama too!



    56. 56

      for once, I agree with her.



    57. 57

      Women need dildos, lets them keep complaining about bullshit while your man is fucking other women. All I can say is women are lucky that there isn't anything that replaces their cooch yet because when that day comes you're ass is gonna be less wanted than a rash between your thighs.



    58. 58

      My awesome husband of 10 yrs and OUR TOYS make the sex great!

      If one is not having multiples during intercourse, you're missing out.



    59. 59

      Yup, and it's all because of guys like you that she has one too!
      I wonder, what have all these celebrities done to you, that you think you have the right to tell lies about them anyway?



    60. 60

      i luv vibes



    61. 61

      "My vibrator and I" are very happy. Don't forget to speak like a Lady!



    62. 62

      Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Hey there. Hey if you are single you do what you have to do. Go Gaga! Hey, just checking in.



    63. 63

      she is boring, fake, and predictable like megan fox. they could be sisters. they are both vying for the title to say the most ridiculous things to get attention. dislike both of those bitches.



    64. 64

      Re: EccentricMetric – OMG! OMG! great minds think alike?! i just said basically the same thing! and i didn't even see ur post! i can not stand celebs like her and megan fox who try so hard. i will never buy anything they sell; they suck. what happened to when there was mystery to celebs?!



    65. 65

      "All the single ladies….all the single ladies.
      Now put your hands up
      Up in the club, we just broke up
      I’m doing my own little thing
      you Decided to dip but now you wanna trip."

      You ain't gots to be single to get the tingle…….



    66. 66

      Ewwwwww i love her songs but this girl is such a sick ugly whore



    67. 67

      Why doesnt she just fuck herself with her own DICK??



    68. 68

      yes gaga! i love how daring she is, britney spears would never ever say the word vibrator!!
      soon it'll be cool to have one lol



    69. 69

      ES DIFICIL ENCONTRAR UN NOVIO CUANDO TAMBIEN TIENES PITO??? VERDAD GAGA AMIGA DE PEREZ???

      NO TODOS LOS HOMBRES SON GAYS, NO A TODOS LES GUSTAN LAS MUJERES CON PENE!!!

      ME DA ASCO LA PUBLICIDAD DIARIA QUE LE DAS A ESTA BASURA WANNA BE DE MADONNA, SOLO PORQUE ES TU AMIGO/A DE PROSTIBULO DESDE QUE LOS DOS/AS DECIDIERON QUE ERAN MARICONES!!!



    70. 70

      Re: J-SweeZ – JAJAJAJA YOU R SO RIGHT!!!



    71. 71

      ManGaGa is really messed up. He thinks his arsehole is a vagina.



    72. 72

      Whatevaaa [17] says: Her parents must be thinking WHAT DID WE DO WRONG!?
      —————————————————
      Newsflash ~ some people have parents that are stupider than they are. Perez has a living parent, and she is living off of his debauchery.



    73. 73

      This one is just too easy,so I won't bother!

    74. china says – reply to this


      74

      who else whould touch her? most men would be on the trees before you can count to three…
      poor little divice though, can`t run away…



    75. 75

      its a little thin, don't you think?



    76. 76

      Yeah, cause I give a shit about knowing that.



    77. 77

      Aaaaw. :D



    78. 78

      LMAOO



    79. 79

      XD

    80. Jive says – reply to this


      80

      Ewww. Has to be the only sex toy in the world that actually got an STD from a skank.



    81. 81

      what a weird thing to post about someone who is your friend.



    82. 82

      way too much information! she/he's disgusting. get rid of that orange skin tone.



    83. 83

      For a second, she looked like Ashley Tisdale.



    84. 84

      lmfao, at least she isnt afraid to admit it :p



    85. 85

      if people think shes such an attention whore then why bother leaving a fucking comment. obviously she has caught your attention idiots! she's the shizz live with it!



    86. 86

      fugly Slutbag…
      and her music is annoying…



    87. 87

      I love her! :)



    88. 88

      That's a microphone she's holding, fool…PEACE.



    89. 89

      Wonder if the dildo asks her to put a bag over her head first.



    90. 90

      Re: Jive – Hey! You made me spit my Diet Coke all over my keyboard! Thanks a lot! Ha!



    91. 91

      Re: Leaderboard – Honey,Perez hates mostly everyone!
      Apparently for him to like you,you need to be as douchey as him and GaGa!



    92. 92

      Re: stud.muffin – Wow,we have us a comedian!



    93. 93

      I know that's right everyone needs a BOB in their life ya dig (Battery Operated Boyfriend)



    94. 94

      She is single becuase she is a nasty talentless she-male crack whore.



    95. 95

      single girl??!! HA! that's ANY girl!!



    96. 96

      Funny how Gaga can say all kinds of crap and Perez posts it like she is really that big of a deal.



    97. 97

      Dont you need a vagina for that??

      Lol, sorry I had too. LOL



    98. 98

      Wow, ya'll are some very unsatisfied women! Vibrator? NO thanks. My man does the job well and proper and Im 100% satisfied. Aint nothing wrong with some self love and all, but ya'll need to find urselfs some proper dick. That's not cool lol.