Asslee Has Some Skill…Kind Of
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
On her endless media parade to promote her comeback attempt at career gig on Melrose Place, Ashlee Simpson revealed some interesting factoids about her pregnancy. Actually, she revealed some weird talents she performed while she had a gigantic belly.
She told Ellen DeGeneres for her show this week: "I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina."
Too bad you'll never be again!
Shame, ballerina's keep their mouths closed, so we never have to hear the annoying sounds that escape from them.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: September 7, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I really hope the Simpson sisters run into you some day and knock you on your ass. I don't condone violence but you are just relentless in your attacks on them! It's really old. ENOUGH ALREADY!
Another attack on another FEMALE–for no apparant reason. MISOGYNIST PIG
Good for you Ashlee, nobody cares
got chin ?
wow perez. why dont you look at yourself first?? im a mother of 2 and i used to be a dancer. i slimed down pretty quickly. i can still do twist and cartwheels like when i wasnt pregnant. you on the otherhand will always stay fat . thank you very much.. but one note though to your defense, that lipstick doesnt match her
why she always staring at the floor…. every photo she doing that .. don"t be a celeb if you don"t want your pic taken… and change that hair color please.. is awful..
AGH! Asslee is ALMOST as bad as her dumb ass sister! She has absolutely NO fashion sense! Her hair always clashes with her skin tone! Someone help her!
Did that last comment even make sense? I don't think so.
You're one sick misogynist creep Perez… seek help and leave women alone. It's painfully obvious that you're not well. Your attacks are unprovoked and twisted.
She would so much better if her hair was blonde, she looks like a highlighter
You'd think someone who did ballet would know the difference between being a dancer and being a ballerina.
how rude
mhm.. i used to like her, but her current antics are a little too much for me..
either way: "I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant. I could put my leg over my head still. I used to be a ballerina." man, i'd love to do so too! *jealous*
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"Too bad you'll never be again!"
pardon?
what am i missing?
perez (or whoever writes), one should only insult people with a reason.
sometimes the reason that the person is annoying in general isn't enough to justify shit-talk.
talentless, lip syncing, useless HACK
I LOVE YOU ASHLEE AND EVERYTHING YOU DO……EVEN IF YOU FUCK UP…….I KNOW YOUR HUMAN
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THAT ANIMAL PRINT BAG IS FROM? I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!!
she is motherfucking ugly.
her animal bag came from an animals ass.
Hahahahah
could Ashlee get anymore work done on her face? she looked awesome when she got her nose done, but now she is over doing it! come on Ashlee, your a pretty girl, quit F'ing youself with all this work.
She looks great and is in fine form. Two things that can NEVER be said about Perez.
Geezus,you're a DOUCHE,Perez!
Ash…keep doing your thing, girl!!! You have always been a fav at my house! Multi-talented!! And you and Mr. Pete make very beautiful babies….and I am sure even more beautiful parents!! Youre gorgeous and I tell ya what…I've never been able to do the splits!! We love ya and we are sooooo impressed with your staying power in your very difficult career!!!
If that is what it means to be a ballerina, you should start training.
Why is this girl famous? She cannot sing. She cannnot act.
She needs to put a bag over her head. Some people just don't have it and you know what that's okay! Some people aren't meant to be famous. But beaten that dead horse is just too much! just because Jessica's her sister doesn't mean she should have a ticket to instant fame. She is as you say a "Hot mess" and if I was her I would hide myself. It's just tragic from head to toe!
Who the hell was her baby doctor? What a great mother. I'm not a physician, but I'm fairly certain contorting your body in such ways is NOT healthy for the baby…especially since I'm 7.5 months pregnant myself.
The clutch she's holding is a Jimmy Choo and retails for around $1500 at the Jimmy Choo boutique or online.
Re: SteelCityGIrl – What an ignorant statement.
This is just hateful. Really hateful. Why won't she be again? Why is Perez being this way? Or is it Perez writing this crap? I can't wait to hear about him being beat unconcious soon…. hopefully very soon and honestly, I will be estatic.
That just made her even hotter! I've always liked her bettre than her sister, and I'd do her in a heatbeat!