Completely Gratuitous
By the looks of things, if Audrina Patridge's show doesn't take off, she can always go call up Playboy!
The Hills star, who's soon getting her own spinoff, is on the October cover of Maxim.
And we just have to say, Ceiling Eyes is looking damn HOT!
Although most of the guys will just purchase the mag to view her pics, parts of her interview are pretty HIGHlarious.
When asked about her last season the The Hills, she responds, “You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on.”
And what about staying friends with Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, she says, “I barely talk to Lauren. We’ll text every now and then, but that’s about it. Heidi, um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her.”
Ha!
What do U think of her cover shot?
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this chick will always be average at best
Ok she is hot as balls!!!!!!! But she do have ceiling eyes tho!!!!
Wow whoever did her boob job should be fired. Those bolt on's don't even look remotely natural. And her eyes seriously creep me out. They could even try to fix that weirdness in photoshop?
Why the ass kissing now Perez?
1st?
Horse face, I can't stand any of those Hill bitches….
She'd look a lot better if her eyes were looking at the camera for once.
Shes really looking up at the ceiling what a weirdo…
Probably the only person to look at the cover and think Oh the Tokyo Death Wish article sounds interesting….haha I really kinda want to read what that ones about.
As for the bible study thing Hilarious. It would probably get featured on the hills if audrina went. Heidi be sooo crazy.
eww. she obviously went up a few cup sizes from the last fucked up boob job she had.. she is still a beast.
Why is she always looking upwards?
its a hot cover…the whole shoot turned out pretty hot.
she looks like she needs to go and take a shower.
What I think about the cover??
Sunny Shane says: WOW! HAHA
she is so beautiful (:
Her eyes look stupid, her lips are thin, and her boobs sit too far down on her chest. Pass.
She is the hottest of all those stupid "Hills" bitches!I just hope that if she does move on to Playboy she has sense enough to pose nude (unlike that fuck nut Heidi-I still don't get what Heff was thinking letting Heidi pose in his mag and showing less skin than "Stuff "or "Maxim "spreads????)
She is way to desperate
hot hot hot
Bet she'd actually take it off for Playboy unlike of Spencer's muppet Heidi! Hey Hef…how bout you actually use someone to get your money's worth!
She is definately a "but her face"..
Audrina is an amazing sweet chick.. I love how she can piss off KING SPENCER with this hot cover, hmmm how does Heidi like them apples hahahaha she can model ands act, stop the king and shut him up!!! Maxim blows away heidis playboy. SORRY
she looks good, but it isn't natural.
Okay, the boobs are a bit too much but I do like her very down-to-earth look in this. Take away the crazy eyes and the overdone chest and she'd look like one of those really sexy approachable girls.
Every time I see her. I think see looks like Lance Bass from the sleepy eyes!
Re: JennHart8888 – YESSSSSS
Audrina we can always hold on to with respect! She has earned her way and yesss even mgm says she has talent. FRIDAY Movie is out! YESSSSSSSSSSSS
it would be manageable if she wasn't looking at the ceiling!
She is so gorgeous. And anyone who says any different is jealous. I would kill for her body (except the boobs) LOL. You go Audrina!!! ♥
God she's hawt!
Fake boobs suck. You can drive a big rig through the grand canyon in between the bolt ons
jUst once I wish she would be looking straight at someone in a pic. it is very annoying and distracting and it will prevent her from looking like a babe in pics. also her tits look terrible for some reason. I think its an ill fitting bikini top.
Not a good picture. She looks out of place.
Eeew. I hate that fuck-tard. It's just as bad as having Heidi on on the cover. *puke*
way hotter than Monskag. Can somebody pass me a Kleenex
Bible study?! ROFFFFFFL
Hot body, fug face. Can't they photoshop those ceiling eyes to look normal???
She looks good. But those eyes!
HEY! WHY IS EVERYBODY FREAKED OUT BY HER EYES. THAT'S THE LAST THING I NOTICED WHILE SHE SHINES IN THAT HOT COVER SHOT. AUDRINA, WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING UP, YOUR EYES ARE VERY PRETTY TOO.
Hahaha it's the first time I actually noticed the ceiling eyes! Did they photoshop her boobs? They weren't that big recently and I doubt she had a boob job 2 weeks ago.
It's amazing of what good skills at photoshop can do nowadays..
Her face looks great, but what in the hell did she to to her body posture? Thats not properly sexy at all…perez are you losing your touch?
Well I would of liked it had she kept her real boobs. She wasn't flat why get the boob job??
Im probably just hating but isn't her face a little messed up? Her body is on point though!
yeaa yaaa she looks great, but why is she always looking up!?! what is she looking at? i don't understand, maybe she should get that checked out!
she kinda look uncomfortable, like they told her they were going to rape her after the photo shoot or something.
Her body looks great, but there is something wrong with her face. sorry.
I think she looks great. Better than ever. Why cant people just give compliments instead of being just jealous haters. I doubt many people on this site can make the cover of Maxim..
Great cover!!! Great photoshop.
does she have any other facial expressions?
nice body… b u t t e r f a c e.
Air brushing and photo shop and plastic surgery do wonders for women these days!! Crazy! I still think she is just as hideous as Heidi- and just as fake… but whatever- if you like that kind of thing… Yuck.
Audrina has implants, lol, obvious but can you believe after all of those years on The Hills her and LC don't even talk anymore. Probably because of Lo, yeah and now she wants to be an actress. But is she leaving cause of Kristen? I think it's too soon to leave but whatever.
GORGEOUS
Her boobs look weird and her face is so plain looking. I wonder what she's checking out up there? lol
Who is that?!!
She's always been really pretty, she takes good care of herself. I don't know why you feel that you have to rag on her so bad all the time. She looks a million times better than you ever WISH you could!
wow this is really photoshopped…. and her boobs look soooooo fake
Has anyone ever asked her about those eyes?!?! what does she say about them!?
damn isnt that ceiling amazingly white?
What is she looking at? Did they dangle a burger in above her to get a good shot. She looks like she doesn't eat. Her boobs don't look that bad. I think it is the bra she is wearing.
Anyone who doesn't think she is sexy here must be jealous or petty or both. How can people pick on a beautiful woman like this? Crazy people…
I know it's been said, but why the hell can't she look straight??
I love her. And wtf are ceiling eyes
Why is she always looking up? What's so interesting up there? She is bangin but WTF? Look at the camera.
Just like Heidi Montag get some chick some implants and voila they can have NO talent whatsover and still get noticed . YOU know what —–ONe day soon i think boob jobs will replace all natural ones . damn I was genetically blessed with nice ones but its insane how ALL these talentless ho's keep getting them.
i dont understand ! does she never know where the camera is ?! she never EVER makes eye contact and its completely RETARDED. lmao.
… but she is still looking at the goddamn ceiling.
love her!!!!!!!!!!
Her eyes and nipples are looking at the same thing, a great big wiener. I've never liked it much when models have a little bit of their mouth open. They should tell her to close her lips or smile normally. It looks like she's giving her best " come f*ck me" face. Keep practicing Audrina, you'll get it.
Why is she always looking up?!?! Nice bod…but not a pretty face!!
Can she really not help but to look up?? Is she looking at the camera? Poor thing
Doesn't Meredith Viera have ceiling eyes? Is it a disease or like a defect?
she looks good! she was always the least drama of all those girls. plus kristin and heidi are losers –i wouldn't want to be on the show with them either. mtv needs to come up with some new stuff and bury the hills.
to be honest…this isn't attractive at all. and I usually think she's pretty.
She's going to have skin cancer by the time she is 25.
wtf is she looking at?
she does not look very good here. her fake boobs are way to spread apart and the tummy tuck makes her look sick.
omg i think thats the worst ceiling eyes shes ever done
she has a strange look on her face. her picture doesnt even come across as sexy
Re: LaFleur – me too!! i've always thought she was really pretty (while everyone else bashed her face)…and here perez is actually saying she looks good, but this is the one time she doesn't look good to me for some reason. her body looks incredible as always though
Couldn't they edit her eyes to look normal??
why is she always looking up?! its starting to bother me. does she something we don't see?
Heidi. Bible study. Hahahahahahahahaha
come on girl no one cares about u unless u talk about lauren or heidi get over ur self. ur nothing without them
Delicious body!!! Face just average for Hollywood ladies.
She looks kind of like Olivia Munn from G4 but with larger, more spaced out tits.
typical body. pretty, but typical face. UGLY eyes. Why is she always looking strung out? Where is she looking exactly?
Her tits do look bad though…
Re: kaykay85 –
That line is so old… and lame. "If you don't agree with >>>> that so and so is HOT, then you mus tbe jealous." Um, no. People don't all have to agree on who/what is hot and who's not. Audrina (and what a DUMB name) is actually just a very average, albeit slightly pretty, girl. If she weren't famous and just walking around the mall in normal clothing with no studio makeup, she'd look like any other teen slut.
aww she does look pretty. i always thought her and lauren were the prettiest girls. and whitney
Her NIPPLES are totally showing. Does anybody else notice this?
Yummy, love it I would do her in a New York minute.
her face is scary
Re: jones19 – yeah LOL
she's not cute at all. and her boobs look wonky. shouldn't have gotten those nasty implants.
CC
great body! but that face is nothing
EWW WTH DID CHRIS PINE EVER SAW IN HER?. HAHA,JK. SHE'S PRETTY,BUT IN RHE PIC SHE LOOKS REALLY DEMENTED AND WEIRD LOOKING. LET'S HOPE CHRIS DOESN'T PICK UP THIS MAG, HE MIGHT JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING.
Re: curveoftheearth – Love your icon/pic. Stand by me=really good movie.
i never understood why they called her ceiling eyes but now i totally get it. it would be a better photo if she was actually looking at the camera.
Her boobs are huge! Not in proportion to her body at all. I guess that's what appeals to men but it sure doesn't look natural.
Audrina and Heidi with their fake boobs… is that what really sells magazines for Playboy?
PLEASE Whitney & Lauren, leave your boobs alone!
What is she packing in those droopy panties?