Completely Gratuitous
By the looks of things, if Audrina Patridge's show doesn't take off, she can always go call up Playboy!
The Hills star, who's soon getting her own spinoff, is on the October cover of Maxim.
And we just have to say, Ceiling Eyes is looking damn HOT!
Although most of the guys will just purchase the mag to view her pics, parts of her interview are pretty HIGHlarious.
When asked about her last season the The Hills, she responds, “You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on.”
And what about staying friends with Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, she says, “I barely talk to Lauren. We’ll text every now and then, but that’s about it. Heidi, um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her.”
Ha!
What do U think of her cover shot?
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she looks hawt!
waaay better than heidi!
and even though they're both probably 1/2 plastic, she looks more real than heidi..
i think it's heidi's big blonde wig she insists on wearing… like it could ever possibly pass as real hair??
that bra is just too small for her boobs
heidi was better on playboy
where's she looking at??????????????
she looks hot but she is STILL looking at the ceiling, OMG look down for once or straight ahead
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WHAT is she staring at??????? Why can't she look at the camera sick of seeing her dead eyes staring into the sky..grr!!!
I always liked her way more than the rest. Recently, I looked at her pics just to understand the comments about "ceiling eyes." I got it. As much as she's been poked at for that, you'd think she'd look down toward the camera. Nope. Well heres hopin cause I'd go girl for her. Ps..boobs look fine to me. THOUGHT: Maybe she's looking up to make fun of her ceiling eyes nickname?
So really, she just basically prooved The Hills is scripted, as if she met Lauren all the time on the 'reality show' wouldn't she in real life?
she looks washed out to me…
she's really sexy! but……even if i love her a lot!… i mean…when she became with that breast??!!!! yes photoshop helps but please try to do it more realistic ahaha but shes very cute!
Absolutely don't give a shit about this girl. At all. When Hollywood started going random, they went randomly down to the bottom of the barrel in looks and intelligence with this bitch.
i dont like her eyes, it looks like she has prism or something xoxo
why is she always looking up!?
Photoshop! and another thing:
Can she look forward?
EXCEPT FOR HER BOOBIES THE GIRL HAS THE CURVES OF AN 11 YEAR OLD.
they obviously made her look up to keep her "ceiling eyes". That's the only way anyone would know who she was after all of the airbrushing.
Re: MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk – Says the person with a screename bashing ANOTHER young, Rich, SUCCESSFUL Girl. Case and point!!! That was a rhetorical statement and wasn't aimed at anyone directly. People like YOU (ie: jealous, pathetic, UGLY, insecure, narrow minded etc.) are what makes these girls that much more attractive. Because honestly, what have they done to make you hate on them so much? NOTHING!!!! Say what you want about them, they are laughing at you all the way to the bank. AND while they are on magazine shoots. AND when they are at exclusive parties in the Hollywood hills. AND while they are dropping more money on clothes than you will ever make in your pathetic life. SO…..with that being said. You can think whatever the hell you want, it doesnt bother me OR them. But no matter what you say about anyone, it wont change the ugly perone you are. ♥ =]
Mhmmmm I don't like…
Her body is hot, but, um, does she ever look straight forward???
That top is ill-fitting at best.
looking AT the camera would be nice. I have no respect for fake boobs
her eyes really bother me.
Boring. Fake tits. Dead face. So-so body even photoshopped. CEILING EYES!!! I would make a fuckin better Maxim cover. Try me.
lol, she's looking at the ceiling!
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
wooow she's pretty and good body, i'm jealous !
Ohh well she's still got a butter-face
God does she ever look down????
Does she have so kind of rare lazy-eye type deal that makes it impossible to look down or straight ahead? She's hawt, but damn.. those eyes creep me the fuck out………
Damn! I knew there was a reason I liked Audrina before she started getting on my nerves.
She kinda looks like Eve Mendes here
*Eva Mendes
She's looks prettier all natural. Minues the to big rocks on her chest and the hair color.
Jesus Christ!!! Can't she EVER look straight ahead??? Maybe she should hold her down so it will at least look like it.
Re: fanaero – Its butterface.
ugly face, nice fake bod.
her va jay is just way too large, I think HE put a sock in it and his boobs are much too far apart. Nasty belly button as well.
she doesnt even look like herself
am i the only one who doesn't care?