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Jesse Metcalfe Licks A Co-Ed Or Six

Filed under: Jesse Metcalfe

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Who goes from sucking face with Eva Longoria to catching diseases from skanky college freshman?

Oh, we guess Jesse Metcalfe!!!

He was spotted out Tuesday night at some pretty trendy clubs in NYC - Tenjune and 1Oak - macking on pretty much anything with legs and vag!

Sources say he was drunk off his ass and used being the "gardener on Desperate Housewives" as a pick up line!

How sad!

And how icky!

Them girls better wash their face!

49 comments to “Jesse Metcalfe Licks A Co-Ed Or Six”



  1. 1

    who is he???



  2. 2

    I never understood why you hated the guy Perez. THEN I just saw him on an interview on Chalsea Lately…he came off like such an arrogant tool.



  3. 3

    He has some nice tits on him. I'll bet he is a "D" cup.



  4. 4

    eww



  5. 5

    Still hotter than you'll ever be wannabe firecrotch!

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    6

    So gross. And any girl that hooks up with him gets what she deserves. Why are girls so stupid today? Do they have zero morals and/or taste?



  7. 7

    EW! l0l



  8. 8

    Why do you bother picking on D-Listers, especially him? Could it be you got a little crush on the boy Perez?



  9. 9

    OMG haha that is sad



  10. 10

    His mother must be so proud!



  11. 11

    Im I the only one who thinks he's still quite hot? lol
    The first pic kinda turns me on and if i met him in a club, I'd deffo do him haha :P



  12. 12

    Am i the only one who thinks he's still hot? The first pic kinda turns me on haha!
    And If i ever met him, I'd deffo date him :D



  13. 13

    ugh, I think I got gonorrhea just by looking at those pictures.



  14. 14

    Manboobs aside, still hot. I don't blame the girls at all



  15. 15

    WELLL, he will get swine flu from thatttt !
    muahahaha. :)



  16. 16

    pretty funny lol.



  17. 17

    It doesn't look like him in the first or last pics



  18. 18

    He's HOT!
    I have no idea if he is a douche or not so I'd be okay with him licking my face.
    Those girls are ASS ugly though.



  19. 19

    So hot.



  20. 20

    Another one of these people that everyone knows is gay but them. Dude you're fooling no one and making yourself look pathetic in the process, not that you don't unfortunately have plenty of company in celebrityland.



  21. 21

    Hooooly shit, one of the girls in those pictures is a friend of mine.
    And I am SO jealous, haha!



  22. 22

    OMG JON GOSSELIN JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!



  23. 23

    he's Z-LIST and all….but you'd think he'd get some cuter girls. They are dead nasty.



  24. 24

    Just looking at these pictures makes we want to bathe in Purell. EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!



  25. 25

    Oh, Agent Orange Hair, you have much to learn. This is what the HETERO male of the human species does to satiate his lust. Gays usually do the same to each other, but you seem to be an anomoly. Why is that???



  26. 26

    Wait, College Freshmen? He's over 30. ugh, what a loser! lol



  27. 27

    omg im totally jeal! he's too cute! and i saw that interview on chelsea lately too! he did not seem arrogant at all! and i dont understand why perez has so much beef with him?! metcalf seems like a great guy and yall are crazy!



  28. 28

    I met Jesse at a Charity Basketball game (before Desperate Housewives) He was very shy. Guess he's not shy anymore! He's gross now. lol



  29. 29

    HES SO HOT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  30. 30

    I thought he went to rehab for drinking?



  31. 31

    hah i go to school with them!



  32. 32

    They loved it



  33. 33

    Shit, you can't blame him for using that while it still works…



  34. 34

    Damn, how disappointing, Im not sure his girlfriend, Cara would approve. Too bad cause she is such a sweetheart.

    And BTW - he is A LOT more attractive in person, but DAMN does he have a foul mouth. Good conversation though, I met him about a month or so ago in Naples.



  35. 35

    she was the dumbest/sluttiest girls at our high school … haahahahahahaha



  36. 36

    hahahahahhahaaha
    i know her..she went to my school



  37. 37

    Re: madean – dude no way she went to my school madea…



  38. 38

    hahah i know that girl, she somehow manages to be one of the stupidest, bitchiest, and sluttiest people i've ever met all at once. good one jesse



  39. 39

    ummm more like jesse better wash his tongue- those girls are ugly dirty and gross



  40. 40

    Hahah! Some stupid ass famous swiss girl told all of Switzerland she was dating him. Stupid lying bitch!



  41. 41

    You know you so want to filled to the rim with him!



  42. 42

    I don't know what you all think, but I think his pupils are very big, especially if those cameras had flashes on them! Maybe the licking is the result of some "love drug"??



  43. 43

    Hey perez, if you dont know.. this is what single guys do most of the time. meet girls. oh i 4got your gay so you dont have no idea.



  44. 44

    Yuck! in the first pic it looks like he is desperately trying to catch a snot that has slipped out of that girls nose. Appears he has rescued it before it could slip into her mouth.



  45. 45

    He can lick my face, arse & cock anyday. He's so sexy and hot hot hot



  46. 46

    Omigod.. I know one of them. And i think she's pretty fucking amazing!! Best friend i've ever had!!



  47. 47

    Omigod.. I know one of them. And i think she's pretty fucking amazing!! Best friend i've ever had!! Ooh and the girl in the first pic is a hott piece of azz!



  48. 48

    Ooh and the girl in the 1st pic is a hott piece of azz! she can bounce up it anytime.. Ok!



  49. 49

    The girl in the 1st pic is a hott piece of azz! She could bounce up on it anytime.. OK!