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Pam Anderson Is A Moron!

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Listen up Lindsay Lohan!

Want to know Pamela Anderson's secret for keeping her leathery aged skin beautiful?

She doesn't wear sunscreen!

In an interview with Elle magazine, Pambo spilled the deets ons her beauty secrets. "What does it take to look like me? Not much. don't wear suncreen. I don't have a skincare program. I have no dermatologist and no cosmetic surgeon. Nothing's been shot into this face."

Must. Not. Make. Dirty. Joke.

What would her plastic surgeon say about all this???

The Baywatch alum continued "I don't think I'm going to tweak anything. I'm kind of done with it all. I want to see what I look like when I'm old - I'm curious where that's going to take me"

It'll take you straight to the dermatologist, that's where!

Good luck with melanoma, Pammy!

[Image via WENN.]

64 comments to “Pam Anderson Is A Moron!”



  1. 1

    Ya, nothing except a gallon of cum.



  2. 2

    Dr. Nancy Snyderman suggested daily sun exposure without sun screen to get enough vitamin D that we need. Sunscreen has shit in it that can cause cancer too… I don't give a shit what anyone says I would rather look like Pam than Nicole frozen face pasty kidman or Renee pufffyy collagen faced Zelwigger!!



  3. 3

    i'd like to rub some lotion on those tittays



  4. 4

    She just looks nasty!!



  5. 5

    hahaha…loved"must.not.make.DIRTY.joke"…I got that shit right away!!! Love it!!!



  6. 6

    why would someone even ask her skin related advice?! she looks like she's 70!!!

    WEAR SUNSCREEN



  7. 7

    That explains her face…

    Visit www.pantyfairy.com



  8. 8

    no sunscreen. stupid, stupid, STUPID girl. bad example.

    WEAR YOUR SUNSCREEN, ladies & gents. esp if you have tattoos. don't destroy all that time, money and effort.

  9. REMO says – reply to this


    9

    This bitch uses a Sharpie to draw on her eyebrows, so THIS isint suprising.



  10. 10

    "Nothing's been shot into this face." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  11. 11

    The thing is…. she looks bad but no worse than Lindsey Lohan, who is 15 or so years younger than Pam



  12. 12

    No plastic surgeon? Where does she go to have her tits rotated?

  13. koe says – reply to this


    13

    Good luck with the skin cancer Pammy.



  14. 14

    " Nothing's been shot into this face" yeah for at least the last hour



  15. 15

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    Pam Anderson is fugly white trash. A Pre-fabricated blonde bimbo with fake tits, leathery skin, weird eyebrows and makeup and no class whatsoever.

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    Go suck some dong, Pammy. That's about all you're good for.

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    .



  16. 16

    Does sperm count as a moisterizer??

  17. PHARO says – reply to this


    17

    PAM IS RIGHT..NO SUNSCREEN..THAT IS WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS SKIN CANCER..5 INGREDIENTS IN SUNSCREEN CAUSE SKIN CANCER…RESEARCH THIS…NOW DON'T LAY IN THE SUN FOR HRS ON END OR YOU WILL GET BURNT….WE NEED 30 MINS A DAY AT LEAST TO KEEP US HEALTHY…SUNSCREEN/SUNBLOCK KILLS PEOPLE..DO NOT USE THEM…



  18. 18

    hhaha must not make dirty joke



  19. 19

    Re: Solaera – rofl!



  20. 20

    that explains her damaged face



  21. 21

    she was trying to be modest and humble, way to misinterpret her comment. She wasn't telling anyone to not wear sunscreen.



  22. 22

    Looks like the sun, sex and booze has already caught up with her.



  23. 23

    "NUTTIN" been shot in her face thats what she ment this is the Perez I love that dirty comment was funny as fuck u r the MAN today……But I'll probaly read some more of ur blogs and ya'll piss me off again its a love hate relationship WHAT CAN I SAY!!!!!!



  24. 24

    Me Love her long time!



  25. 25

    yep she's never had those boobs done has she?! whatevs



  26. 26

    She doesn't look so good the last couple years.



  27. 27

    HAHAHA! OMG I LOVE IT "must.not.make.dirty.joke." I was thinking the exact same thing, my mind is very perverted at times! haha



  28. 28

    i dont wear sunscreen…mostly cause it makes me break out.
    Re: Tinalouise – i'll back you up on this one…i read the same thing.



  29. 29

    Re: Tinalouise – ewww!! noone wants to look like pam, i rather look like kidman and renee!!



  30. 30

    Re: xoxo_anonymous – Thank you…. While we all know not to sit in the sun for hours a little is good for us. And if Pam doesn't care if she gets all shriveled up then it is none of my business either.. NO SUNSCREEN THOUGH!!



  31. 31

    Where it will take her…she's already there.

  32. mw says – reply to this


    32

    good for her



  33. 33

    uh yeaaa
    pam USED to be hot

    keyword is USEDDDDD

    she has done too much of everything and it shows

    not good

  34. Kidy says – reply to this


    34

    Bitch has not aged gracefully. All the drinking, drugs and screwing has screwed up her ugly ass face bad. There are other much more attractive ladies who are her age and older. She needs to go crawl under a rock and just mind her kids before they get screwed up even more.



  35. 35

    She's already ruined herself with too much surgery to see where she'll look like old.



  36. 36

    That would explain why she looks so leathery.



  37. 37

    She should def be using sunscreen. I do applaud her however, for not having botox. I don't know whats worse? Having wrinkles or a tight, frozen, messed up face. Go Pam, just start using sunscreen and quit tanning.



  38. 38

    Those lips are natural?
    God she must have UGLY parents



  39. 39

    someone give her, her eyebrows back!!! lol she's got nasty skin seriously



  40. 40

    Pam, how did you get those "very natural" lips then???? Sucking dicks???



  41. 41

    Perez aren't you always whining about the stars who go under the knife or get botox??? Now here is one who doesn't and you put her down too. No one can really win with you can they?



  42. 42

    I believe that it is actually sunscreen that leads to melanoma. The best way to protect yourself from the rays of the sun is to wear a hat. And how disgusting is it to say what you do to Pam (Good luck with melanoma, Pammy). Let people make their own choices, and stop judging with your ignorant ideas.



  43. 43

    WHY WOULD ELLE MAGAZINE ASK HER WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO LOOK LIKE HER?????
    Pam is not the beauty queen she used to be! She is beginning to look ridicouls by trying to still be a young hottie! PAM NEEDS TO BOW OUT GRACEFULLY!
    I am just gonna say it…She is starting to look like an old whore!



  44. 44

    DID YOU KNOW THAT BANANA BOAT SUNSCREEN HAS ANIMAL FAT IN IT? MANY OTHER BRANDS DO TOO! KINDA GROSSES ME OUT TO USE IT EITHER….I'LL PASS - IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SHE ISN'T GOING IN THE SUN AS MUCH ANYMORE



  45. 45

    Pam is actually not being a moron at all. Melanoma fear is ridiculous. Your skin needs sun for the vitamin D. Pammy may look wrinkled but I bet you she won't have osteoporosis when she gets older.
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    I can totally understand Pam being bored with Plastic Surgery. She's had it all done already. She's made her money, she's screwed her men, she's done. Y'all may laugh at her but she doesn't care. And even with her ample wrinkles, there are a lot of guys who think she is hot and would still get with her. She's got a look.
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    And it's true what someone said…all those skincare products contain so many chemicals that are more likely to cause cancer than the sun.



  46. 46

    Re: KarenKski – I'm just gonna say this…in your pic you look older than Pam. You have the same eyebrows as Pam. And you look kinda loose too. Glass houses, my dear.



  47. 47

    NEWSFLASH PAM…..

    YOU ARE OLD…LOOK AT THAT FACE. A LOT OF MILEAGE THERE.

    AND YOU ARE AN IGNORANT BITCH IF YOU DON'T WEAR SUNSCREEN. IDIOT.



  48. 48

    What the hell happened to this girl. she was so beautiful in baywatch. but she looks like road kill.



  49. 49

    I live at the beach and we are the same age I look ten years younger minus the train wrecks she has been married too……No sunscreen are you kidding me??? what an idiot. no meat but no sun screen get your priorities straight.



  50. 50

    It's so easy to understand why all men agree that she is by far the most beautiful woman in the world. or maybe not.



  51. 51

    Pam is looking really rough these days. Her face is looking old. Even so, I hope she doesn't cop to plastic surgery and wind up looking like the rest of the women in Hollywood.
    Priscilla Presley totally ruined her beautiful face. Shannon Tweed is starting to get that frozen look too. I also wish Gene Simmons had left his face alone.
    NO PLASTIC SURGERY PAM…get some rest dear.



  52. 52

    She's not looking bad. that's what aging naturally looks like people! she's had plastic surgery before, i applaud her for not having any anymore. Now, she may not be your style and all, but for a woman her age she looks pretty damn good. and no sunscreen is fine too, just don't bake in the sun if your not wearing any and all will be fine. I love what you do for animals Miss Anderson!



  53. 53

    What sort of message is that? Don't wear sunscreen. WTF? How dangerous is that!!!???



  54. 54

    She just gets interviewed so we can laugh at how stupid she is. What an idiot prune face!
    Aren't thin over-plucked drawn-on eyebrows out of style?



  55. 55

    Re: Tinalouise – She is right, Pam looks way better than Kidman who's brows meet her hairline & Zelwigger who has not looked normal since Jerry Mcguire



  56. 56

    Her skin is actually protected by tons of make-up !

  57. fUkRD says – reply to this


    57

    Bahahaha,…"Nothing's been shot into this face."..oh Perez, this is ridiculous!! No, please DO make joke,…
    Now about the sunscreen, personally I do not use it, but I live in beautiful and sunny fucking Canada where we only get any serious sun exposure for maybe a month out of the year, so not as likely to get skin cancer from such minimal exposure,..I think. Besides, it can't be all that good to slather yourself in chemicals and toxins strong enough to keep out UV rays,…I would imagine the skin absorbs some of that crap,..no? Any experts out there? I'm really curious to know.



  58. 58

    Why in the world would this surprise you coming from a woman who continues to drink like a fish even though she was diagnosed with Hep C years ago. Self-destructive or just plain stupid - take your pick!



  59. 59

    ive said it before and ill say it again….this is the most disgusting exuse for a woman on the planet.



  60. 60

    Re: northdolphin – i agree



  61. 61

    No, YOU are a moron, get your insults aimed correctly. But back to Pam, it has always amazed me that she has no qualms about cosmetic boobs, and yet she really has let her face go all to hell. The disparity between a body designed for attracting sex, and a face for scaring crows, is just odd.



  62. 62

    im pretty sure that she use a lot of condom but i hear rummer abaut her that she is vegan! O.O



  63. 63

    Well no wonder she looks like that! She's not that old. Think how beautiful she would have been if she would have worn sunscreen.



  64. 64

    OMG what an idiot! She needs to go away. She looks like a WAY overdone Barbie. Or a drag queen who took runner up in the Hooker Look-alike contest.

    GIVE IT UP, SCAB ANDERSON!!! GOOD LUCK WITH THE CANCER, HERPES, HEPATITIS AND GOD KNOWS WHATEVER ELSE IS FLOATING IN THAT WASTE OF SKIN THAT IS KNOWN AS YOUR BODY!!!