We're One Day Away!

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Our tour kicks off tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

We are busy packing for an extended trip as we are getting ready to go to the first show in Atlanta on Thursday - and as many of the shows as possible.

The Perez Hilton Presents tour will be making its way all across America - and Toronto! - with some of the hottest acts on the planet, including Ida Maria, Ladyhawke, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta, Eric Hutchinson, Semi Precious Weapons and Sliimy.

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Check out the tour dates, locations and venues below - and click here to find out which artists will be playing what shows.

9/10 Atlanta, GA Variety Playhouse
9/12 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
9/13 Philadelphia, PA Theatre Of The Living Arts
9/14 Boston, MA House of Blues
9/16 New York, NY The Fillmore New York @ Irving
9/17 Toronto, ONT Opera House Concert Venue
9/19 Chicago, IL Metro
9/21 Minneapolis, MN Fine Line Music Café
9/22 Milwaukee, WI Turner Hall Ballroom
9/23 Kansas City, MO The Beaumont Club
9/25 Denver, CO Bluebird Theater
9/26 Salt Lake City, UT Club Sound
9/28 Seattle, WA The Showbox @ The Market
9/29 Portland, OR Wonder Ballroom
9/30 San Francisco, CA The Fillmore
10/2 San Diego, CA House of Blues
10/3 Hollywood, CA Avalon

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    Posted: Sep 9, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    69 comments to “We're One Day Away!”



    1. 1

      I'd give my right hand to go :(



    2. 2

      why wont he come to australia



    3. 3

      sorry i wouold if you had gaga



    4. 4

      please.stay.away.from.toronto.



    5. 5

      FATBOY… DROP BY THE TORONTO COURT HOUSE WHEN IN TOWN! LET ME REMIND YOU WHY - BOOM BOOM POW!!!



    6. 6

      PLEASE come to the D.C. show! I'll be there on Saturday :)



    7. 7

      Re: Angelis – I hope you are kidding.



    8. 8

      cant wait for october 3rd (: julian perretta!



    9. 9

      Toronto is not a country, idiot!



    10. 10

      ARG I SOOO WISH I COULD GO!!!!!! Ladyhawke=life



    11. 11

      Boston huh? lol. Thanks for the 411



    12. 12

      What's the matter Perez? Couldn't get Gagag to perform once for ya? I can't believe you are hosting a tour when you know nothing about music & you have nothing to do with it. It's senseless & idiotic.



    13. 13

      Congrats… I am definitely comign to either the NY or Boston shows.. WOW.. You are AMAZING… The Artists are wonderful !!! Anything you touch turns to GOLD !! … Damm.. did you know its over 1000 per ounce now?? LOL Be Well PEREZ…



    14. 14

      Well surprise surprise… There not sold out yet.



    15. 15

      Those are some of the crappiest music artists ever. My God Perez has horrible taste in music.



    16. 16

      I heard sliimy has a slim dick



    17. 17

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVEN'T SOLD OUT ONE SINGLE SHOW!!!!! ps, i hope your fucking plane crashes, you ugly ass-wrangler.



    18. 18

      you cock-sucking piece of shit. go fuck your fat sister.



    19. 19

      I saw this great web site that took that image of Perez with no shirt on and added *clever* comments about his hanging folds of fat just like he does about other people. It's amazing just how ugly and out of shape Perez is and he has the nutz to make comments about other people. Even Federline has a better healthier looking body than Perez has. Perez will always be a short, fat, ugly little wetback. He may be able to lose weight but he can do nothing about his short ugly self. By the way Perez you best do something about that balding head of yours.



    20. 20

      one ticket sold in nyc. and will i am is holding the ticket.



    21. 21

      lmao faillllllllllllll



    22. 22

      Re: The Grand Gangster – "Anything you touch turns to GOLD" Haha that actually made me laugh calling the sh*t failed projects Perez does "GOLD" doesnt make it so.
      Sh*t is sh*t no matter what you call it.



    23. 23

      You should have come to Montreal. How could you have ignored such a gay-friendly city?



    24. 24

      One day away and still not sold out… in not even big venues…

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      You fucking pig faced piece of shit loser.



    25. 25

      Re: alabomba – hahahahaha damn i hope your right x



    26. 26

      awe, congratulations pretzel! i hope this is everything you wanted and more, you sooo deserve it. if i had the $$ and could take off school for a week, i would DEFINITELY be hitting you up for the philly date. love you tons and tons, you're gonna rock it out! xoxo
      p.s. loved ya on tyra!



    27. 27

      Perez,
      How come you never come to St. Louis????



    28. 28

      creating a vehicle to showcase the music you admire and adore is 100% outstanding! you are doing a wonderful thing and i hope you have heaps of success with this one so you can put on many more tours in the future. soon, it's going to be the gay lollapalooza!!!!

    29. midi says – reply to this


      29

      congrats! hope it's a great success!



    30. 30

      I don't understand all of the extreeemmee haters on here. Got a problem? Don't come to his site you fucking losers! Don't waste your limited mental capacity on putting death threats to an innocent man who's hurting no one. Don't you guys have some crack houses to tend to?

      Perez, good luck with the tour!



    31. 31

      Re: mario_pimple_Dick – what the fuck is your problem? Get a life and be a productive member of society, not the useless, dumb piece of shit you are right now. P.s. Death threats online=jail time, buddy. Smarten up.



    32. 32

      Shiteous line up of wannabes.



    33. 33

      watch your eye in toronto fatboy!!!!!!! Morning peeps!!!!!!!! :o )



    34. 34

      Police now have a Toronto man in custody following complaints about a peeping tom downtown. Police say on Sunday night at around 9:00p.m, they were called to Henry St., near Dundas St. W. and Beverley St.

      A man was seen looking into windows, on either ground floors or upper floors, sometimes using ladders left outside or from neighbouring buildings.



    35. 35

      What? Tickets still available? I thought you said to get them quick before they sold out.
      Good luck with this latest failure douchebag. Can't wait to see how you spin this to make it look like empty venues means success.



    36. 36

      Even if you paid me to go, there's no way I'd be going anywhere near you, Perez!



    37. 37

      Who are these people?



    38. 38

      Re: Long Dong Connery – Morning! ;)
      ……
      A Blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.
      The Asian lady behind the counter thanks her, and says "Come Again".
      The Blonde says "No, it's toothpaste this time you nosey bitch"



    39. 39

      who da f… are those people?



    40. 40

      Re: Canadiana* – Haaaaaaaaaaa…..Wasn't me…….. LOL
      your looking very fertile today!!!!!!!!! WET KISS♥



    41. 41

      Porkezzzzzzzz, you couldn't give tickets away!!!!!



    42. 42

      This is so gonna flop.



    43. 43

      Re: Long Dong Connery – fertile??? not me, no way! LOL



    44. 44

      Re: Canadiana* – Ok, Breedable then!!!!! LOL



    45. 45

      Re: Long Dong Connery – You tryin' to tell me something? Little dongs/dongettes? LMAO



    46. 46

      WAKE UP HOWDY DOODY!! Or are you back in the shitter dropping a deuce with your latest issue of Ball Licker Quarterly you perverted fat fuck !!

    47. Shine says – reply to this


      47

      I feel sorry for the people that would actually pay too see you. What a waste of money.



    48. 48

      Wake up lardass!!!!!



    49. 49

      of course, no Nashville….nobody cool comes to Nashville…You should make a suprise visit to Ft. Campbell!!! Good Idea!!!



    50. 50

      Concert tour? HaHa at best this is a club tour sponsored by some shitty Red bull want-a-be energy drink,most are under 1,000 capacity.Even if every show sells out here is no way this traveling freak show of no name acts can break even let alone make money.



    51. 51

      What about St. Louis? *Sad Face*



    52. 52

      I wouldn't want to breathe the same air as you.



    53. 53

      lol pretzel, look at the response you are getting, are you not going to get the hint soon enough?



    54. 54

      Re: Boricua_Love – HAHA–I heard there's a Sliiiim chance he even has a diiiiick. That's why Agent Orange Hair loves him so much.



    55. 55

      NO SURPRISE THAT NO VENUES HAVE SOLD OUT AND THEY ARE ALREADY SELLING DISCOUNTED TICKETS. YOU FAIL ONCE AGAIN MARIO! SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR POSTERS WHO TOLD YOU THAT THE MUSIC SUCKED ASS. BUT SINCE YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE…GO AHEAD AND GET PUNCHED IN THE HEAD IN EVERY CITY MENTIONED ABOVE. NOW THAT WOULD BE REAL ENTERTAINMENT!

      THE ONLY PEOPLE WANTING TO GO ARE UNDER AGE ANYWAY. SHOULD HAVE MADE IT ALL AGE SHOWS SO THE 15 YR. OLDS COULD GET IN!



    56. 56

      Re: razzipost – FUCK YOU, DON'T READ THE POST IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! MARIO DOESN'T HURT ANYONE? UMM, HAVE YOU SEEN MISCHA IN THE PSYCHIATRIC WARD LATELY, THAT IS A DIRECT RESULT OF PEREZ AND HIS BULLYING, NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO THINK DIFFERENTLY AND YOUR TO DELUSIONAL TO SEE HOW HE IS CONTRIBUTING TO THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICAN YOUTH. SHALLOW MUCH DUMBASS?



    57. 57

      PACK LIGHT FATBOY



    58. 58

      not sold out, won't sell out… any small venue show that has tickets left before the show is a FAIL.

      Congrats mario on bringing a bunch of artists nobody is interested in to America. You can send them back home now, especially that Slimy Idiot.



    59. 59

      Re: Dullbert – I agree . And it's just ridiculous that he is doing this when he's not a manager, music artist and has nothing to do with music other than his kiss ass ties to Gagag! They are small venues and none sold out. I was wondering why none of them were Verizon venues & such. He can't pull it out of his ass. He said Michael Jackson's show in Vienna was gonna be a disaster-he outta take a look at this silly thing he is trying to do.
      Let's see: Failed clothing line-check, Failed attempt at being a celebrity-check, Failed attempt at putting together a stupid tour of low venue shows (non sold out)-check check check! Hmmmm-Perez get the hint and stop with this crazy shit of trying to be popular. You must have really been picked on in school!



    60. 60

      You should be going to Montreal and Vancouver. Toronto is not all that hip compared to the cities mentioned above.



    61. 61

      Hmmm…. kind of interesting that a handful of "supporters" have all of a sudden come out in support of Internet cockroach Perez Hilton's soon-to-fail music tour when there have been virtually none in favour of this event up till now.
      .
      Gee — sure looks like a last minute ploy by Mario to whip up support for his latest disastrous venture. Did you tweet your favourite fangirls and plead with them to offer up their effusive comments Mario?



    62. 62

      I would not go to this if your Perezious Gagaloo was performing on 16" black dildo and madonna was licking her clit.

      I wouldn't go to this is MJ came back from the dead for one last performance!

      I wouldn't go to this if I could see all the people I have lost in this life… why??? because YOU are there you troglodyte



    63. 63

      everyone who is hating on this is foolish, perez is going in the right direction with this for a few reasons. one being that he obviously used smaller venues since this is the first time hes trying this out. two, the tickets are at a decent price (minus the corporate fucks who charge an extra 12 for venue charges) meaning that people can actually afford to go see their favorite artist. and lastly, you know if we had the time and money to do this ourselves, we would. so keep hating on perez for acting on something he enjoys in his life.



    64. 64

      Re: Mathewawesome

      Your poor child..You must have been raised under some "High Power" lines..Get Help Now ! !



    65. 65

      Re: Gloomy – The Bald head is from Perez'z 2 daddys bumping Dick Heads together



    66. 66

      All these people complaining about the tour not going to their city…that's funny.

      I would like to THANK the fatass for not sending the tour to Ottawa.

      Then again, part of me wishes you would come here, so I could just go and laugh at you, you pathetic piece of fat!



    67. 67

      The artist lineup is great and I'm really excited to see Semi Precious Weapons on Saturday. No matter what anyone has to say about Perez or this tour, I'm happy he's putting it on and I think it's going to be awesome.



    68. 68

      Shallow? Wow, you are such a dumb ass! YOU'RE the one calling Perez FAT… and he's getting healthy, you uneducated moron! Mischa Barton's problems are a DIRECT RESULT OF HER PARTYING AND DRUGS AND DUMB ASS ACTIONS!! it is Perez's JOB to REPORT on her stupidity… it's how he makes his living. How do you make your living? Whoring yourself out on the street to STD ridden drug addicts?

      America's downfall has NOTHING to do with Perez Hilton. You must live a very shallow, sheltered life. America's downfall has EVERYTHING to do with 8 years of being ruled by the dumbest man on earth. Now that a man is here trying to FIX your guys' country (who, by the way, the rest of the world hates. You're the only ones who love you.) and you get mad at him for promoting staying in school!

      But I know why. Because it's fools like you getting mad about education. You're a drop out with no life. And you want others to drop out so all you lazy asses can live off of welfare that those of us who are hard working GRADUATES pay for with OUR hard earned tax money. You'll pay in the end. People like you don't get away with this shit for long.



    69. 69

      Re: Gloomy – I second that statement! :) Have fun entertaining the 4 brainwashed teenybopper robots that'll actually show up at your tour!