Asslee Simpson Lives Up To Her Nickname!
If she's the representation for women in their 20s, society is mayjahly effed!
Asslee Simpson shits on graces the cover of Redbook and offers up some deets on her baby, why she's better than her sister, and how she's matured (really?!).
Here are some HIGHlights:
On sister, Jessica wanting her life:
"She's always saying, 'Oh, I want a baby!'"On
forgetting to take her birth controlmotherhood:
"Being a mom's so empowering and incredible. I'm one of those people who believes that life brings things to you at a certain time for a certain reason, and if you just go with it, that's where the best moments come from."On maturing:
"I've grown up so much. Your body is changing, and it's such an amazing time to feel that connection … Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes."On envying Jessica's single life:
"I really don't."
So glad she's self-righteous happy!
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she looks really creepy in her picture..dark circles.
and where does her right eye think it's goin??
who the fuck cares….. next…
"On -forgetting to take her birth control- motherhood" whahahaha LMAO
maturing my ass…
and why does she always squeez her left eye like that..?? its like that ice age animal, that has an eye tic or something…
She sounds like an insensitive spoiled brat. So she married a midget. I seriously doubt Jessica envies that!
LMFAO! "On forgetting to take her birth control"! Prolly so true.
Yeah, wtf is she doing on that cover? She should be on the cover of RE-ARRANGED FACES monthy.
lol it look like they photo shop her in the photo. wonder did she didn't want to stand next to the other girls
Plus, all that plastic surgery, before she turned 20? She's not representing any 20 year olds I want to know……
if that's what they were going for maybe they should've got Ally Hohan to be on the cover instead of Ashley……..
The girl is a fucking moron.
4-way
This coming from a sloppy alcoholic who likes to start bar fights with people who don't know or care about her.
Gee Ashley, sorry daddy ignored you when you were younger….do you feel better now?
Poor Jessica Spinster….
If Jessica couldn't get/keep a man before it will be near impossible now that her sister announced to the world Jessica is baby crazy - Way to go Ass!
i actually think she's really pretty but i HATE the whole red hair/goth look she's got going on. she looks soooooooo much better as a blonde or brunette.
Ok…can Ashley please drop off the face of the earth soon. WTF has she done lately?? lol Wow she married a bisexual that likes eyeliner & had his baby. WHOOOOO. She needs to go away….Im tired of looking at her.
Shut up, bitch. Stop talking. You suck. At least your sister is naturally pretty and didnt need surgery on her schnozz.
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER EYES??
She looks hideous with that red hair, when is she gonna give it up!?
i think she looks beautiful!
WHY would she envy her sisters life????? It's VERY screwed up. She's SOOO dumb! This Simpson looks like brother Bart!!!
Jessica Sphincter is a MORON. Vanessa…you say her sister is naturally pretty, haha! SHE needs a nose job too! Both had huge noses. I guess Jess is washed up and her boobs are hitting her knees now….after ALL DADDY says they're Double Ds!
she didnt say anything wrong? so she doesnt envy all the love problems her sister has…theres nothing wrong with that at all. she sounds like any other young mom.
the only thing thats wrong here….is the pic. someone needs to fix that.
it's a shitty magazine anyway. And I never thought I would say this, but i don't think perez was harsh enough on her. I hate women who think that just coz they're married and they have babies they're the greatest in the world.
Re: LateishaLynnae – …nothing. It is a photo of a rescued raccoon from the wilds. They put it on the cover in error.
Oh yes. Asslee's life is rainbows and white unicorns in the morning mist ..
She sounds like she's trying to get her shit together, so stop picking on her you fucking misogynist orange headed pigface
Re: not_kosher – omg, so true!! LOL
echoing Michelle Trachtenburg a little bit in that photo…
her body was really changing…..so she leaned on her old friend ANArexia for awhile…..ick. go away asslee. u suck in a wordly way
Re: jeanmarie – VERY TRUE!!! VERY REPRESENTING OF WHAT YOUNG LADIES NEED, EH???
shes fugly ..FUGLY!!
i love ashlee, shes beautiful. i dont see whats so wrong here….
People who are really happy with themselves don't feel the need to put others down.
Whatta bitch.
Uglier than a horse's rectum!
wtf is up with her EYE in that cover pic?! weird and hilarious!
Honestly Perez, you're always having a bitch at Ashlee and she's actually really nice in person, I met her this year when Fall Out Boy were in the UK on tour. I never liked her music and used to slag her off, but opinions change when you speak to somebody and they turn out to be awesome. Pete Wentz is an intelligent and talented guy, he would never have dated her if she wasn't well suited to him. They make a great couple. I think she looks good on this magazine cover anyway.
All she did was shit on her sister in the piece I just read. She's STILL comparing herself to Jessica, and yes Jessica has had some of her moments. But at least she was once a good role model the (virgin thing and all) She's not like these whore and sluts that are like opening your legs is cool! And then they are like my baby changed my life, that's still selfish as hell. Why does it have to take a helpless being to make you wake the hell up!?
drunk and always belittling her husband….complete facial reconstruction before the age of 20….a continuously flubbed career….setting good examples to young girls with her anorexia…and getting knocked up out of wed lock….tell me again why this chump is on the cover? Wow! What a baaaad choice!!!
wow getting smashed and then attacking your hubby's ex gf in front of everyone is really maturing, umm, ok…
Leave her alone
What the hell was wrong with what she said? If it was Ga Gag or Wannadonna,you'd be praising what was said and calling it Amazeballs.
You just totally suck,Perez!
Re: Brainbug – Your name should really be BRAIN DEAD.
Re: Purpletofu – Hey,at least she ,"WOKE THE HELL UP".
Give her a little credit,will ya? I think she's doing a good job with her life.
She seems happy,NOT arrogant!
Re: ifyouseekkatie – this is not the first time that i read some stupid coment from you about ashlee. i mean, if you hate her so much, why do you keep waisting your time reading and worring about her and her personal life? get yourself a life and let others be happy.
PS. Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz is a hot mama!
Re: valeem – awwwwwwwww boo hoo….quit being a tit bag
Re: valeem – ps puss boy….what i wrote is simply the truth. tis it not?
That does not look like Alicia Sliverstone.
Re: ifyouseekkatie – I'm just being realistic. i don't like mandy moores music and you won't see me making stupid coments on how she looks or what she does simply because i don't like her music. i guess that your life is too boring so you need to put your nose into other people's life.
I'm in my 20's and I REFUSE to believe she's the standard for women in this age group. FUCK ASSLEE SIMPSON and her high horse she rode in on.
WTF PEOPLE she is off her face HIGH on COKE shes fucking peaking HARDCORE!!!
Clearly a COKEHEAD!!!