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Holy Photoshop! WTF?!?!

9/10/2009 3:00 PM ET | Filed under: Film Flickers • Chris Brown • Hayden Christensen

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Someone needs to go back to graphic arts school! This is simply awful!!!

This is the just released (and clearly doctored) poster for the movie The Takers.

They didn't even have the decency to make Chris Brown look like crap. No, they had to mess with Hayden Christensen and Paul Walker.

Shameful!

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  1. 1

    omg whahaha what the hell is that?? this is so bad! the one who did it, should be fired, like yesterday!!!



  2. 2

    HAHAHAA I'm still laughing at "Holy Photoshop"! SO TRUE. I could've done that!!!



  3. 3

    took like 5 mins to figure out that the white guy on the left is supposed to be paul walker…………and what did they do to Mike Ealy, looks nothing like his good looking self……



  4. 4

    TI looks like shit as well.



  5. 5

    that is a piece of shit. terrible… paul walker's head looks like they stapled it on



  6. 6

    OMG
    THAT'S JUST HORRIBLE



  7. 7

    OMG…BAH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!



  8. 8

    Chris didn't need any help looking like crap…normally he doesn't but that is NOT flattering. Matt Dillon??? Where? Paul Walker? Guess he's the other white guy - but doesn't even look like him!



  9. 9

    Why is Paul Walker wearing a turtleneck under his shirt and tie??



  10. 10

    i hope chris brown has an eternal case of swollen, horrifically painful hemorrhoids for the rest of his life.



  11. 11

    Huh… he looks like me now.



  12. 12

    the movie would be a hit if beat-her-down wasnt in it…



  13. 13

    it is not that bad.



  14. 14

    You are retarded Perez. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this poster. And STFU about Chris Brown please. I think we are ALL over your constant tirades against him. Move on as we all have including Rihanna.



  15. 15

    One of these things is not like the other……..

    Why is Hayden working with either a) rap/singers b) d-list actors. Hayden baby, you're better than this!



  16. 16

    A bunch of out of work actors with a out of work photoshopper!



  17. 17

    Mario racist as always. You are bothered at the fact that the black artist look good (minus Chris YUK Brown). You are a bias asshole.



  18. 18

    wtf is this???



  19. 19

    whyy i chris brown in a movie?
    and why are people accepting him in hollywood? the guy is a woman beater! like go away!! no one wants to watch you or support you anymore!



  20. 20

    Isnt TI in jail??



  21. 21

    Perez you are so right, this is the worst photo shop job that I have ever seen. I totally understand photos needing to be touched up to remove a blemish, a couple of lines but this is absurd.



  22. 22

    where is jay hernandez and, more importantly, where is matt dillon? he's really important enough to warrant top billing but NOT important enough to get onto the poster? this looks like a total shit show!



  23. 23

    chris brown looks like he's about to kill someone! lock that douche up!

  24. CHYA says – reply to this


    24

    Who cares about Paul Walker, Hayden Christensen and Chris Brown… I can't take my eyes off of Idriss Elba and Michael Ealy! Whoa!

  25. FAN says – reply to this


    25

    I TOTALLY AGREE, ITS AWFUL !!!!!



  26. 26

    Re: ArcticSnowflake – are you out of your MIND? have you EVER seen hayden christensen do a good job of acting? EVER?



  27. 27

    LOL LOOKS LIKE..WOW LOL



  28. 28

    WTH are you talking about? There is nothing wrong with it. How about you lose the hard on for Chris Brown.



  29. 29

    Re: MyOpinionOnly – Are you blind? That looks like I did it!! And I have the Photoshop skills of a four year old.



  30. 30

    Re: MyOpinionOnly – I agree. I love Perez but he's way off base here. Get over it dude. Chris is paying a price for his actions. Let's all move on.



  31. 31

    WHY ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE JUMPING ON PEREZ SMALL LITTLE SACK OVER THIS….YOU PEOPLE ARE ROBOTS. THAT MOVIE LOOKS LIKE A HIT, SO F*CK ALL YALL.



  32. 32

    oh would you get over the CB already…no one is gunna go out of there way to make him look like crap when there gettin paid.
    in the end Mr Ealy looks damn fine and thats all that matters.



  33. 33

    Re: TimLee – LMFAO… you tell um!



  34. 34

    ANYONE who thinks THIS looks good is not looking at the same poster I am! Someone needs their Photoshop privileges taken away and send them back to basic photo design 101. I mean, come on! Look at Paul Walker! It was obviously a stand in initially or something and they just pasted his head on! Matt Dillon must have been too embarrassed to be on a poster to what already looks like a straight to DVD kind of thing because THAT can't be going to theaters!



  35. 35

    omg chris is so hot the other guys can't even stand near him



  36. 36

    I don't see anything wrong it.I don't know who the white brothers are,but I know who the black brothers are and they look fine to me!



  37. 37

    Chris brown is an actor?! I had no idea..



  38. 38

    Woah FAIL



  39. 39

    Their photo chopping sucks.



  40. 40

    The reason the poster looks so bad is that obviously Paul and Hayden were not there on the day of the shoot. Their heads have been photoshopped onto the bodies of the stand ins. This happens more than you think for movie posters. The person that did this job is horrible. The lighting is completely wrong, and considering they had to put a turtle neck on Paul to try and cover up the bad job is highlarious.

  41. sbegs says – reply to this


    41

    Ha!! It's obviously Paul Walker's head just put on there from some other picture because you can see that the Left side of his face is shadowed, but the light is coming from their left!! Everyone else has a shadow on their RIGHT. This is freakin' hilarious!! :)

  42. sbegs says – reply to this


    42

    Ha!! It's obviously Paul Walker's head just put on there from some other picture because you can see that the Left side of his face is shadowed, but the light is coming from their left!! Everyone else has a shadow on their RIGHT. This is freakin' hilarious!! :) Chris Brown looks like he's ready for the handcuffs. He's super hot and stuff, and I did like his music, but, dude, you gotta hit it BIG TIME to beat a woman and still be famous. You're at the end of your rope…



  43. 43

    Hayden looks like SamRo



  44. 44

    Yes, this is pretty terrible. i didn't even see the titile, just by looking at the pic it's very obvious that is badly photoshop



  45. 45

    They fucked up Paul like hardcore!! So fucking funny!



  46. 46

    its really obvious they took the pictures seperately then shoved them together, most posters do but at least they have the decency to hide it. they could have used less photoshop on haydens face and got rid of that mad vien popping in chris brown's fod!



  47. 47

    Chris Brown doesnt need photo shopping to look like the biggest DOUCHE HAT ever. Fuckin loser.



  48. 48

    Beyond horrible photoshopping.



  49. 49

    Hahahahahaha! OH MY GOOOOODNESS is that NEW JACK CITY JR!??



  50. 50

    Wow thought Paul Walker was Charlie Sheen lol



  51. 51

    Unrecognizable.



  52. 52

    Ohhhhh hottie overload, I'm def. gonna watch!!!!!!

  53. SDW says – reply to this


    53

    Who cares about them! Idris is HOT :-)

  54. Scrib says – reply to this


    54

    Why are you so obsessed with Photoshop and retouching?



  55. 55

    gaaaayyyyy!
    paul walker is probably the finest one in this moviee!



  56. 56

    wow. chris brown has some MAJOR rape face going on here. lmao.

  57. Muse says – reply to this


    57

    Paul Walker looks like they took his head and pasted it on a thinner body or maybe they supersized the head & flipped it, because the lighting on his head is on the wrong side. Yuck. Pay me to do this shit. I'd do a better job.



  58. 58

    They don't only look like themselves but they also have 700 different light positions!



  59. 59

    Holy lord!! It looks like they copy and pasted there faces on a skinnier version of the sopranos…..and this is such a weird combo of people, TI? Chris Brown?? Hmmmmm why dont they just film it in a prison somewhere shiiiiitttt



  60. 60

    Where is my



  61. 61

    chris and michael look the best



  62. 62

    simply horrible



  63. 63

    omg omg!!! a bunch of sexy men in one movie! my chairs soaked



  64. 64

    I think they have the same photoshop person as Mariah Scary. Epic Fail!!



  65. 65

    The heads look taped on the bodies of Paul, TI, & Hayden. Bad, bad, bad!



  66. 66

    lmao!
    *
    dudes is hott tho



  67. 67

    HOLY HELL! I can care less about Paul Walker & Hayden Christensen as long MICHAEL EALY looks FINE & that's ALL that FUCKING MATTERS!!



  68. 68

    why is matt dillions name first but he isnt on the poster?

  69. <= says – reply to this


    69

    LMFAO! its so bad that it's awesome!



  70. 70

    LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE ALREADY YOU FUCKING IDIOT DAM YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO JUMP OFF HIS BALL SACK AND THATS FOR THE REST OF YOU PEOPLE THAT HATE HIM THE PAST IS THE PAST RIHANNA FORGAVE HIM SO YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OVER IT DUMASSES !



  71. 71

    Clearly this is an example of bad PS work taught in school to elementary kids, right?



  72. 72

    I think this movie looks AMAZING!!



  73. 73

    hahahahahahaha shit!!! it looks like if the faces were inserted!!! there's no proportion…sad!!

  74. klkl says – reply to this


    74

    why is Paul Walker's head so big?



  75. 75

    lmao!!! Is that real? Looks like TI, Hayden, and Paul were not able to make the photo shoot so they added them in. Chris Brown isnt doin much now so he was able to come, haha.



  76. 76

    looks like bad fan art.



  77. 77

    Re: kmfayfdb – yes. Shattered Glass, check it out.



  78. 78

    Uhm, why would they make Chris look like crap?? You are a bitter bitter bitter bitch.



  79. 79

    HAHA this sucks I'm an advertising student and a monkey could do a better job!!!!



  80. 80

    Perez, EVEN RIHANNA has moved on, I think you should too!!



  81. 81

    Maybe i'm the only one who see's nothing wrong with this…



  82. 82

    hahahahahahaha



  83. 83

    I am wondering more on why Matt Dillon received 'top billing' but isn't even on the damn poster!!???????



  84. 84

    WHERES JAY HERNANDEZ??..LOL
    CHRiS BROWN LOOKS LiKE HES COVERiNG HiS PRiVATE



  85. 85

    oh my god…all i gotta say.



  86. 86

    WTF is up with TI's head?! Its huge! Paul Walker has no neck and Hayden Christensen's head is tiny! This is bad, real bad!



  87. 87

    paul walker has a black neck and a white face, awful they look like bobble heads.



  88. 88

    What is this? People that were relevant 7 years ago and one giant douche asshole woman beater with a gatsby theme?



  89. 89

    omg, paul walker's head isn't even attached :( poor guy.



  90. 90

    I looked at this picture and I said to myself, "Well where is Paul Walker? He's not even in it." I had to REALLY look and read what Perez wrote over again, till I realized, holy crap…is he supposed to be the guy sitting next to Hayden??? It looks NOTHING like him at all. At least Hayden still pretty much looks like himself.

  91. jeyy says – reply to this


    91

    Re: tigrrrlilly – ummmmm you neeed theropy



  92. 92

    My four-year-old cousin draws better flip-book characters than that. How awful…perhaps the rough mark up got sent instead?



  93. 93

    Get over yourselves you big babies, he's not saying anything about the movie or the actors, its about how bad this photo is. I could do better than that. Not only does it look like all actors in this photo had their pics taken at different times and put together, but it looks like they did it with their body parts too. I had no idea that was Paul Walker over there after what they've done to his face. And it looks as if they have shrunk Hayden's head as well. Among other things this is just bad, i can't believe it passed enough to make it a promotional poster. Was this the best they could find? If so, then its giong to be a shitty movie. Whoever did this needs to go back to school for a while.



  94. 94

    Re: tigrrrlilly –

    I didn't know Chris Brown mudered your fucking mother!



  95. 95

    TI's head looks huge…So does Paul's



  96. 96

    if you pull up the poster on google Paul's neck isn't blacked out making it look like his head is photoshopped. and people are retarded, there's different sides of shadowing from multiple points of light.



  97. 97

    wow there are so many different light sources… that's the issue. horrible! i could do better and i'm a student.



  98. 98

    wow bad!



  99. 99

    That's not even Photoshop..it seems Paint 2 me!

    That sucks!!..badly!!



  100. 100

    "Takers"? The title is so fitting…

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