John Mayer And Kristin Cavallari Did NOT Hook Up
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John Mayer did as all good celebrities do and took to his Twitter last night to address the rumors that he's been hooking up with Kristin Cavallari for the past two years.
Mayer tweets:
"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."
"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
Oh, that John Mayer, SUCH a comedian.
And Maniston breathes a sigh of relief!
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Posted: September 10, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Oh Perez you're such a DOUCHEBAG !
Wow… what a classy man….
Who the fuck cares?!?!?
now…. what did you post this morning??????
Fucking moron.
lmao i was watching the soup and it made fun of the hills how its saying "the bitch is back" [talkin about kristen obviously] but instead of showing her they show heidi asking spencer if her gonna wear 'that stupid hat everywhere' BAHAHAHA! it was hilarious!
lmao.
…that was worth reading.
Ummm.
He's such a dork. I think he's the ultimate D-bag.
Lols i thought it was pretty funny.
Jelous that he can pull more funny in line's eh perez?
Told you dumbass. Gossipcop and others said it was bullshit yesterday!
I LOVE JOHN MAYER
PEREZ YOU ARE A DOUCHE.
HEY PEREZ, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT PUTTING OUT A TOTALLY FALSE STORY. IT MADE MY MORNING WAAAAY MORE EXCITING. IT'D BE NICE IF YOU COULD DO THAT AGAIN TOMORROW, K?
Perhaps she should tweet back: I'd never did the jig with this pig………..
Re: Canadiana* – neck lick♥
Rep. Wilson of South Carolina is a fucking douche bag and sucks Rush Limbaugh's cock while his wife video tapes it and writhes.
Re: Long Dong Connery – mmmmm….. (( belly button lick ))
looking forward to what you have for me tonight…LOL
He does not even know what the word gentleman means. She (someday we WILL find out this is actually a woman) is such a douche!
Another day, another false story here. You're as lame as your tour.
Anyone with a brain could tell that story was bogus.
Incidentally, John Mayer seems like such an odd duck.
Perez is not a douchebag, John Mayer is. Does this guy ever hook up with someone of quality and substance? He sucks as a singer anyway.
HAHAHAHA
This guy is Mayjah !
That's certainly NOT how you put it like a gentleman!
John Mayer is the biggest tool. EVer. He's so self satisfied. Blah.
what a catch….
Re: JigSaw – Hey Jigs!!Re: Long Dong Connery – Re: Canadiana* – Hey it's getting hot in here.
lol. I think he's funny.
lmaooo
B.A.R.F.!!! What a tool! and this is whom Jennifer Aniston was madly in love with last year … wow! No wonder she is alone after being with this douche.
And THAT is why I love John Mayer….never says something as simple as "That isn't true" - he gets creative.
Perez, just how much of your news is made up? So often you post some 'exclusive', and then a short while later you post an 'it wasn't true' article. You're such a douchebag.
rolls eyes…
he should benson mandy moores hedges
Haha
i LOVE John Mayer. hahaha His humor is sooo weird. I love it.
How rude, crude and very lewd.
Asshole.
I knew it wasn't true.
They are both gross so they are perfect for each other. Jennifer Aniston deserves better.
lmfao….what class! He's consistent tho…give em that much!
HE REALLY SHOULD 'TAKE A MEETING' WITH LORNE MICHAELS.
HE FITS IN WITH DOUCHEBAGGERY HIGH SCHOOL IDIOT HUMOR SNL HAS
PERFECTED SO WELL.
I thought the first one was funny. Everything else was just blah.
that made me laugh. john mayer is so funny!
he is so dumb, such a dork. couldn't he have stopped after the first one? i don't know how he gets women.
It's a darn good thing that all the men who sucked Maniston dumped her. She looks all too rigid and can't make anyone happy. Just saying it is no wonder she is alone…the sick bitch!