John Mayer Is Doing What To Kristin Cavallari?!!?
Apparently, shacking up with her for TWO YEARS!!!
Reports claim that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari from The Hills have been hooking up secretly for quite some time (two years!). The pair have been sneaking off to a mutual friend's house in the Mt. Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills to get freaky…for two years!
That's a long ass time to keep this under wraps! Props to you guys.
A source close to Kristin says the reality star has been hesitant to start anything serious with John because "because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on."
Wow! We hope for Jennifer Aniston's sanity she wasn't dating him at the time!
Furthermore, we're hearing that since their secret love affair has come out into the open, they are starting to consider seriously going public.
Can you imagine?!?! John Mayer guest starring on The Hills?
It's too much to bare!
What do u think?
[Image via WENN.]
A Worthwhile Cause
not buyin' it until i see them together in public.
good for him!!
wow this is interesting!
but again she is a whore since her debute on laguna beach haha
Dammit John!! My respect for you is quickly disappearing. Please let this not be true!
They're both desperate and probably carrying some type of STD. I say perfect match!
He will lose the 8 fans he has… It'll be a shame.
BORRRRRRING
SO YOUR TELLING ME JOHN WAS BUSY PRETENDING ALL THOSE TIMES TO BE GOING CRAZY IN LOVE WITH JENNIFER,WHILE HE WAS FUCKING KRISTEN ALL ALONG?
Okay Perez…so im dating Kristin's cousin, so I'll definitely be having him text her tomorrow to see if this is true! Imagine if she brought him home for thanksgiving dinner?!!! I would be soooo star struck seeing him, even though he's a BIG DOUCHE! Ya, ive only met her twice, and that was when she was not so famous anymore, so ill be star struck seeing her again too! But, if she brings home some handsome hunk, ill be sure to email ya the pictures!
The peen must not be that good. He gives it out too freely.
IF SO….JOHN….DOUCHE OF THE YEAR. THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP.
Shacking up and hooking up are two waaaay different things!
Re: Molls – I'm sure you'll be dumped before you get the chance to email any pics to Perez.
HAHAHA WTF EW OF ALL THE GIRLS HE COULD BE HOOKING UP WITH, HER?!?! Another Z-lister from The Hills?! Why?!
haha he's shagging everyone these days. she is quite stunning.
if he was cheating on jen with this skank, that is just sad
WOW afterglowie….we've been together for over a year now, and live in the same apartment together, but thanks!
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY
OUCH afterglowie….we've been together for over a year now, and live in the same apartment together, but thanks!
Re: afterglowie – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I hate me some John Mayer and am not into his music, but I gotta give him some props for slaying some grade A punani on a consistent basis. Pump and dump John. Nice work
You posted this story WELL AFTER HE HAD ALREADY DENIED IT, let alone barely know her. You're a loser
publicity stunt~!!
and holy shit does johny mayer have a type or what…
jessica simpson, jennifer aniston, now this blonde bitch, what ahoe!
I can't stand Kristin Cavallari. She is dumb and plastic.
that fuxked up,,jennifers well rid of that ass
JOHN MAYER IS A WHORE
I doubt it.. I bet she had one of her friends leak this story for puplicity for her new show. I like her, hate him..
tWO DUMBASSES becoming a couple? who cares! seriously this is probably BS like always! youre lame PEREZ!
Re: afterglowie – WOW YOUR AN ASSHOLE!
he is a pig and he is so ugly. if he werent john mayer, no one would even go for him.
and ok, she didnt wanna be added to his list of conquests?
well, she was. just cuz ur not going out officially, doesnt mean u aint a conquest. dumbass.
This guy is such an epic douche…what do girls see in him?
I think you spelled "bear" wrong.
Funny how they were able to avoid the paps for two years. Impressive!
oh please…both are such famewhores…aren't getting talked about as much anymore so let's pretend we've been hooking up. losers…if they really had been it would have been out already…neither of them can stop talking about themselves haha…
Re: afterglowie – wow…jealous much?
iew!
I doubt seriously that this is true because I would like to think John Mayer would have better taste in women, or at least celebrities… I know how much you hate Jen Aniston, but she is seriously way more classy and more of a career booster than Cavallari…
I really hope this is not true… He can do way better…
Ewwwwwwwwww! Confirmed: John for sure now has an STD. NAH_ASTY! Can't turn a ho into a housewife, ho's don't act right!
fuck she's hot
Let the other blogging Legend named Tim"The Greatest Writing Show on Earth" Lumber speak on this lol! Im the new kid on this damn block lol, so back off bucktooth, why I leave my friggen comment! I think Kristen is fine like a bottle of wine, I wish I was boning her for 2 years!
I dont see my comment!!
I call Bullshit!
Fickity, Facikty, F*ck
Who HASN'T been with this circlejerk? Clueless chick didn't realize this made her a "conquest"?
Well, that explains her reaction when she asked about Jennifer Aniston while she was on "It's on with Alexa Chung" on MTV earlier this summer..!!!!
John quit playing game and come out. You belong with Perezito!
It took "like" a blah-ond to "like" keep him entertained. Wow what a unique taste this "man" has… And he claims to be sooo unique by expressing himself so "deeply"…
OK ppl we can no longer call John Mayer a douche! Why? Because he doesn't clean Va-JJs… he dirties em' Haha
Who gives a fuck? Losers…
I can see those two hooking up. He's a tool and she is freaking gorgeous. I love her voice. It's so Manly. Kristin Cavallari has a voice like a man and I love it. Sometimes it was difficult for me to understand anything she would say on Laguna Beach.
P.S. I freaking love Perez
I think it's just a publicity stunt for "The Hills".
What skanks these 2 are! I cant believe it! So he had been cheating on Jen with this bitch?? And Cavallari says she didnt wanna say/start anything before cause she didnt wanna be part of his long list of conquests(skanks)? She is already his skank and has been for teh past 2 yers apparently.
what is up with Americans?! One at a time!! how can you call it "dating"? they are f*cking! that boy must be riddled with nasties.
hahahah nice
Good for them!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's been secretly shacking up with ME for the last two years and I'm pissed!
for anyone who wants info that is TRUE. you should read g o ss i p c o p do t c o m. they've disproven this info on mayer and kavalari already. as usual perez is a day late and dollar short
hummm..that means he was cheating on some women whom he was seen in public with…
what? cavalari does anal??!! ew. disgusting.
SNOOZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She really bothers me. Say what you want about him, but he's a true celebrity… She is like C list at best. Now, granted I don't live in fame world, but if someone kept me a secret for 2 years, and meanwhile, went public with other women, I'd feel pretty down on myself- just sayin.
Mario
Evidently its also too much to spell correctly. Can you "bare" that? Oh that's right - you're not a journalist, so basic writing skills are unnecessary.
You're just pissed because someone did something without you knowing about it. The Mighty Mario, out-of-the-loop. Love it.
Re: SJB – You don't have at least 4 multiplatinum albums and a bevy of Grammys with 8 fans brainiac…..but, despite the fact that you thought you were cute and clever, you're actually silly and uglier than ever.
Good lord they're both idiots. Who gives a fuck? Our country is in crisis!
how long until u post about nicole having a baby boy?
Wow! He gets around..lol
I just read he is back with Jessica Simpson..
Who ever knows what to believe!
Wake up ball licker………….
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These unknown no talent bitches make me sick, Heidi, Lauren, kristin, all of them. Disappear please!!!
His music is god-awful. He's disgusting STD pumpkin head. Her vagina must be covered with STD ants…gross
Even though I know he is a douche I'd like to be on his list of conquests. You just lie back, John.
shacking up means living with before marriage. you're an idiot.
I wouldn't touch either of them with a ten foot pole! I think John M. is just another dork who just happens to be able to sing and play guitar. He's always trying to get attention. Kristin is pretty. She's not getting any points w/ me by bangin' a glorified dork. The fact that John banged Jen A. boggles my mind. She must have been going thru a mid- life moment.
is it too much to "bare", or is it too much to BEAR…
idiot.
it was kept a secret for a reason,,,HE IS EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH HER!!!!!!!…dosent she know what a booty call is,,,,,GOD i guess she is blonder then i thought,,,WAKE UP!!!
REPORTS, WHAT REPORTS?????????? from that idiot? Janet charlton???? anyone who pays for a web address can have a blog and then write ANYTHING- YOU SHOULD KNOW MARIO………….. AND STOP CLAIMING REPORTS WHEN IT IS JUST ANOTHER LYING BLOG…….. People love gossip, but we want some truth in it, not lies you idiots make up and spread around. 2 years would mean he was sleeping with her when he was seeing other more prominate women. total bull - again, don't call a few lines 'reports' cause unfortunately, most of the people here don't click on your little red words.
WAKE UP MARIO…YOU NASTY RECTUM RANGER !!!!!!!!!!!
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Is there anything else these looser's can be famous for besides whoring around?
Just another holiday fling!
Perez!!
One of the problems facing the health care reforms going on in Washington is that young people are not getting involved. Obama's strongest supporters are remaining earily silent.
With all the uproar over every detail of gay rights issues, why haven't you mentioned ANYTHING about the health care reform? It's a complicated issue, I know. I don't understand it myself, but post a few articles and even if only half of your readers give it a glance… that is such a huge contribution to our future.
Thanks
Both di**heads…….. so i guess: perf for eachother.
THESE WERE LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALLS AND NOTHING MORE. UMM, SHE ISN'T THE TYPE YOU BRING HOME TO MOM, ESPECIALLY AFTER BEING WITH JENNIFER ANISTON. NO WONDER HE THOUGHT JEN HAD SO MUCH CLASS AND WAS SO INTELLIGENT IF THIS IS WHO HE IS USED TO HANGING OUT WITH. THE BITCH NEEDS TO GO TO GET SOME REAL SCHOOLING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE LAME PEOPLE BLOWING SMOKE UP HER ASS. SHE IS NOTHING, A NOBODY, SHE HAS DONE NOTHING OF RELEVANCE NOR DOES SHE CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY IN ANY WAY. SHE IS A WHORE, NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS. AND AS WE ALL KNOW JOHN LOVES HIS LITTLE WHORES!
Re: Molls – STAR STRUCK OVER KRISTIN NOBODY CAVALLARI?? ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD? UMM, THE ONLY THING SHE WILL EVER BE FAMOUS FOR IS GIVING GOOD HEAD. SAME GOES FOR JOHN. HE IS A LAME ASS MUSICIAN COPYCAT WHO CAN WRITE MINDLESS LOVE BALLADS AND ACT LIKE HE'S A REAL ROCK-N-ROLLER! BOTH ARE LAME!
Re: Chanbo – nO THAT WOULD BE JOHN BEING SILLY AND UGLY AS EVER. HE IS AN OVER-GLORIFIED POP SINGER. BIG FUCKING DEAL. HE IS WEAK AND LAME AND CAN ONLY PLAY GUITAR THAT IS COPIED FROM SOMEONE ELSE. HE IS NOT ORIGINAL AND IS WEAK, WEAK, WEAK. ASK ANY REAL MUSICIAN AND THEY WILL TELL YOU HONEY.
Re: Canadiana* – HEY! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR BAD JOKES ABOUT EATING GRASS.
Re: TEXAS TREAT – LOL.. just passin' the time.
Re: Cyber-bullies get hit – Are seriously suggesting that the way to become educated on healthcare reform is by reading something on this website? That is truly frightening.
Don't catch this SOB John M. off guard because all of his actions are contrived. He plans a bunch of publicity stunts to get attention. Whatever happened to his variety show? He probably couldn't get it because the prods realized he's only good for a planned one liner. He's kind of ugly too. If I had one of his cd's, I'd wipe my ass with it.
Re: Canadiana* – Here's a great terrible joke: What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES
BOTH HOT!!!
Even an ugly moron can get booty if he knows a few chords on the guitar. God bless America.
This story may be true. With John Mayer, anything is possible. He dated 'bimbo' Jessica Simpson. Should we be suprised if he slept with Krisitn C? Claims to be so intellectual…pleeeease! He became rock star to get laid by groupies! (K,. Cavallari, a definite groupie) Which is perfectly fine, just OWN up to it!
if he seriosuly hooked up with that annoying, narcissistic girl then i have noooooo respect left for him.
Jessica Simpson is one thing, but Kristin Cavallari? Now I have absolutely no respect for him and the decisions he makes. Girl is superficial and dumb as shit.
Did this story come from the National Enquirer or The Star?
too much to BEAR Perez. BEAR. Seriously take a fucking basic english class before calling yourself a writer. *sigh*
too much to BARE?
great FUCKING JOB, perez
Re: TEXAS TREAT – I love that joke! Going to have to remember that one!!! Jokes that were probably told at recess in the 5th grade are the funniest!!! Coming from me, that's a compliment!!
What does a one legged ballerina wear?
A one one!
Interesting turn of events … and couple. Very strange. If it's true, best of luck to them - I guess.
this looks crazy! r u serious!!
JenWhore is so lonely. Now that's desperation!