Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ha! Small victories make us pretty happy!
His Ed Hardy charm and asswipe mentality were no match for the good moral standings of the state troopers manning I-78 in Upper Macungie Township.
Jon was going 78mph in a 55mph zone and was ticketed $165.50 to cover a fine and court costs.
Not so famous after all, are you chump? Bet that one hurt your ego!
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