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Jon Gosselin Gets Pulled Over For Douchebaggery Speeding!

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Ha! Small victories make us pretty happy!

Jon Gosselin couldn't weasel his way out of getting a speeding ticket on Tuesday.

His Ed Hardy charm and asswipe mentality were no match for the good moral standings of the state troopers manning I-78 in Upper Macungie Township.

Jon was going 78mph in a 55mph zone and was ticketed $165.50 to cover a fine and court costs.

Not so famous after all, are you chump? Bet that one hurt your ego!

[Image via WENN.]

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58 comments to “Jon Gosselin Gets Pulled Over For Douchebaggery Speeding!”

  1. 1

    He probably offered to suck the officer's dick too and got shot down. Douche.

  2. 2

    Does anyone really find this rice-dick attractive?

  3. 3

    Sad, Perez, that you continue to report on this douche when in the real world, it doesn't mean a hill of beans. Anyone can get pulled over for speeding on I-78. People go much faster than that on a regular basis.

  4. 4

    Getting a speeding ticket was still probably 10 times more fun than dealing with that abusive nightmare Kate for five min. She is probably off talking to pimps down in the Bronx about how much money she can get for selling her children.

  5. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I hope the prick got a ticket!!!!!!! Isn't his 15 minutes UP yet?? I hate this fucking guy!! Now GO away!!

  6. 6

    I am sure that you couldnt get out of a speeding ticket Perez, they would probably give you a second ticket for being so damn ugly too.

  7. 7

    Not much else to say about that.
    I just enjoyed it. ^^

  8. 8

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, why are we still wasting media time on this moron. He is in the same sphere as f'in speidi these 3 need to go away.

  9. 9

    My ego is a little hurt. My sad pug eyes did not get me out of this one. I'm sending the ticket to Kate so she can pay it. I would ask grandma, but she is not talking to me since she fell. :(

  10. 10

    Hee hee, I live right off this exit!

  11. 11

    This is too funny. Thanks for giving me a laugh today.

  12. 12

    He's so dirrty i'd like to have dirty romp fuck with him i bet it 'd be verrry hot

  13. 13

    L-O-S-E-R !

  14. 14

    lol pendejo

  15. 15

    Hey Perez-THIS JUST IN MORE BREAKING NEWS TO GO WITH THIS GREAT SPEEDING TICKET INFO YOU JUST GAVE TO ALL OF US- I saw David Hasselhoff J-walk the other day but somehow he got away with it….tell us something we care about you fat, gross slob

  16. 16

    Re: PugFace Jon
    HaHaHa!! We have a fake Jon to combat the Fake Kate XD
    Fun Times!

  17. 17

    Try doing that with the kids in the car, pathetic ass sperm donor

  18. 18

    Can you get a ticket for being a ass hat?

  19. 19

    yummy those toes cant wait to put it in my mouth..

  20. 20

    Re: candycaynegirl – hahah get this officer: "hey werent u and my grandaughter going out to dinner this weekend!?"
    jon: "why yes!"
    officer: "heres ur ticket craddle rocker"

  21. 21

    Re: Crazeetina – Lmfao! :P Good one

  22. 22

    Re: PugFace Jon – LMFAO! That comment made my day

  23. 23

    Somehow Jon will find a way to blame Kate for this.

  24. 24

    If I see this guy one more time I will gouge my eyes out. What a loser. He and Lindsay Lohan need to go together to the Isle of Losers and live in obscurity so I don't have to see their ugly muggs!

  25. fUkRD says – reply to this


    Re: Sweet_Pea – yes,..and we should send M.Vick and Chris-Beat-Her-Down with them,..hahahahaha!

  26. 26

    He was speeding? Good for him! It's probably the first time all week that the lazy douche moved,at all!

  27. 27

    Re: heidi3thumbs – Ask Perez,I'm SURE he knows!

  28. 28

    Hey, I got a ticket for doing 78 in a 55 and my ticket was only $75…..must have been an extra charge for his douchiness….which reminds me, I need to pay that ☺

  29. Sgirl says – reply to this


    Ha ha! Good, it will help soften the blow for his upcoming DUI. Trust me, it will be any day now!

  30. 30

    Serves him right for not doing every fucking thing I say!

  31. 31

    oh leave him alone….he was probably trying 2 get away from his troll vag of a wife

  32. 32

    Re: 6one9 – His 15 mins would be up if Perez would stop reporting on his every move.

  33. 33

    Re: MyUterusMadeMeRICH – This was all your fault, woman! I was so distracted thinking about all the time I had to look at your "butt in the front". You owe me that money! and give me my ring back!

  34. 34

    haha :p
    and jon .. please do us a favor and button up your shirt !

  35. 35

    I love that he cannot go ONE DAY without being an idiot. If you bought a home near your children Jon, you wouldn't have to commute to New York. But then maybe you've already been thru all the 20 something hookerettes in Penn.

  36. 36

    Re: PugFace Jon – Ha.. it's about time… we have Jon imitation..

  37. 37

    Re: 6one9 – Uhhhh…he DID get a ticket. That was kind of the point of the story.

  38. 38

    I love how he thinks such hot shit speeding around in Pennsyltucky. As a philly native I know that If you live more than 30 min from Philly or Pittsburgh you pretty much live in hick country. Get over yourself Jon!

  39. 39

    Re: Brainbug – No.

  40. 40

    Officer: Hi ya son, I've been here all day waiting for you…!!..
    Jon: ….Ah….yeah.. officer. You see, my ex-wife Kate text me in my dream last night to drive here as fast as I could, so I did it because of her……

  41. 41

    I think the guy is having a nervous breakdown. He's on the fast track to disaster.

  42. 42

    I hate this douchebag. He is such a useless man.

  43. 43

    if I was running from Khate I'da been ticketed for well over a 100 mph!

  44. harle says – reply to this


    god he's gross. what a waste of space.

  45. 45

    I think it's great that Jon speeds. As a matter of fact, I think he should load Hailey in the car, find a deserted back road surrounded on all sides by water-filled ditches, and drive really really fast.

  46. 46

    Probably trying to get away from his EX.

  47. 47

    you do know that madonna wears ed hardy on a regular basis, dont you FUCKTARD?

  48. 48

    Hey Perez…still no story or Pic's of kate's kid beater spoon in her car.Why is that?I have seen them up on other sites.Why you choose to defend kate just blows my mind…HUMMMM maybe like you'r blowing her bodyguard,good press and ass kissing for a turn with good Ol steve!

  49. 49

    OMG thats BS ! In CA he would have been paying close to $300 !

  50. 50

    No biggie 80-85 is just about he average speed on I-78, about the straightest road in PA. The cops can grab anybody. Driving 60-65 will get you read-ended. Been there done that.

  51. 51

    HAHA I'm with 6one9… Jon WHO???

  52. 52

    too funny,but seriously Mario you need to get another pic of this asshole…his nasty feet are grossing me out

  53. 53

    i hate jon and kate both… they are both sucktastic…

  54. 54

    OMG, this guy is such a prick wanna-be… Look at how he's dressed. We really must stop paying this fame whore any attention so he'll just go away like yesterdays newspaper…

  55. 55

    Come one everyone, can't you see he has down syndrome?? Just look at his face!!!

  56. 56

    Did it hurt your ego when you were punched in the head and you cried like the sissy you are?

  57. 57

    Did anyone think that he may have been speeding away from Kate's bitchiness?

  58. 58

    ok really man get ur shit together the whole country already kinda sorta hates u… i would suggest therepy