Lindsanity's Twitter Rant!

The girl might as well have a reality show because she refuses to keep anything to herself!
And unlike her beau, saMAN, we love it!
At 5 a.m. on Thursday morning, La Loca took to her Twitter to get some relationship drama off her chest in 140 characters or less.
She tweeted:
@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI
zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…
for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term "self out" was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight
For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********
@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i'm gross*thx
Someone is starting to sound like Courtney Love!
Although we've had enough of their lady drama, we'd love to know what this fight was about!
We'll just have to wait till their next lovers quarrel!
Tomorrow, then?!
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she is losing her mind
This girl needs some serious help.
It's not even funny anymore…it's quite sad. I feel sorry for her busted up A**.
well linds, you ARE gross so STFU and move along.
Mario, I read her rant…what's up with her. Still "UP" at 5 am???? She needs to go back to rehab and get off the Miami marching powder. What a mess, indeed.
Re: Canadiana* – i wanted to write that
Can somebody translate?
WOW!! LILO LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET. DAMN GIRL.
By the way, I think arguing by text is really funny. Can't you just imagine her texting fast and hard…
Re: JigSaw –
I'll let ya get it next time
Ahh, the grammatical days of our lives…..
Lindsay should fine someone else. Why is she so sprung on this Samantha? it's crazy. Lindsay is popular, no one knew sam until she was going with Lindsay. Lindsay find another girl someone hotter!!!
She is out of her mind. Is this the kind of publicity Ungaro wants?
Me I like to watch it.
Re: jonesz – Okay, I'll do it.
sigh . . . bad picture of lindsay btw
Ugly + untalented + broke = this sad qunt.
The grammer indeed! No wonder I get fucking headache!
honestly, this isn't funny anymore. i feel really bad for her. it sounds like there's nobody in her life looking out for her or protecting her.
She needs to drop that skanky ho and go back to acting. Lilo aint such a bad actress when she's sober. She's way more fun when she's high let me tell you but she needs to take a breather and get down to earning some respect
You think she's mad now, wait till she finds out that Sam's peen is plastic.
what a totally illiterate twat! kids - STAY IN SCHOOL OR YOU COULD END UP LIKE HER!
Wow, this girl needs help lol.. asap.. she needs to move away for a few years, not talk to her parents.. Then come back clean and looking like a young woman, not like her mom's sister.. EW…
WTF? was that English?
I'll bet she has tuna breath.
first of all, it sounds like she is losing her mind or on some really good drugs. She is pathetic, washed up and a has been. I cant even see what Sam see's in her anymore. Can Loca go somewhere for a year and let us have some sane time while she is away ? Also, she is boring, not a good story at all. Loca, your good days are behind you, sorry to say.
Honestly…please please please from the bottom of my heart stop giving this wasted hasben any credit for anything. She only does this for the publicity and you just feed her with it…there are so many other things you could be Perezing about and not wasting your time reading up on washed up trash
Lol HOT ass mess. I don't even know what she's talking about.
Why don't you all just let me substanisan by my self out?
Drunk dialing is so yesterday. It's all about crack tweets!
Translation Sam hates her and her family does to.
Please Lindsay, get help. All that drama is aging you by dog years.
i know this might be real immature of myself right now, but i jus feel so pissed bcoz lindsay is such a fkn bitch (had some incident happen). so i came on perezhilton.com to see if there was any bitchy shit uploaded of her recently.
If you're going to be an alcoholic you should follow the 3 basic rules of drunkenness: 1) No drunk dialing 2) No drunk texting and 3) No drunk tweeting.
What in the hell is "substanisan"? Substantial spelled wrong? A make-believe middle-eastern country? Stan someone? What, Lindsay, WHAT?
stupid, crazy bitch. when will she just overdose and be done with it?
I dont even understand WTF she is trying to say…. she's such a sloppy piece of white trash.
…oh dear. She looks like my business associate who is crazier than a loon.
Woah…what is she on???
…and where can I get some?
Lindsey needs to get away for a while… Unable to make it as an adult actress is kinda hard but at the same time the way she was acting she had it coming
Does anyone actually speak 'Lindsay Lohan'? I couldn't understand any of that and would appreciate a trnslation
i cant even make sense of that! this girl seriously needs help before something really bad happens, shes not thinking properly at all
Re: candycaynegirl – …LOL!
DRAMA
I can't even read that gibberish.
Re: candycaynegirl – So u want to look like that? wow.. lol
will she just ever shut up .. omg if i was saman i would fucking leave her for good and never be around that bitch again … can we say fucking crazy girlfriend … no one wants a crazy biatch
Well, let's face it, she is kinda gross.
COMPLETE FUCKING NUT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont think she was sober when she wrote this.
Anyway, this bitch is going crazier by the day.
I think Samantha Ronson is super hot. Lindsay needs to leave her the hell alone………..
Good Lord! I'm 114 years old and I look younger than she does.
At Samantha: Do you have to ruin everything positive in my life! [do you realize how much money I spent and coke I gave up to get that Machete cameo????] I, at last, have a reason to cry my mascara ringed eyes to sleep each and every night [besides my mother constantly calling to get her allowance]. Your cheating [hello! Nicole Ritchie just had a baby, can't you stay away from her for ONE night], and your errors [I said I wanted three grams of coke NOT TWO, moron] led to these tears and snot. I do have to thank you though. I thank you for being my friend and not selling out [by NOT wearing high heels instead of sneakers and NOT washing your hair. You know I love your look baby.] BY THE WAY - the phrase "self out" was coined by me and I learned from Paris, you have to trademark that shit. I put so much effort into that. So please make sure you see that your SUBSTANTIAL FRIENDS do not use that term without paying me royalties.
At Samantha: You did perform for her. [You don't think I have Ali following you around, what else is she going to do, go to school???] And YOUR SUBSTANTIAL FRIENDS are more worth more to your family than me. AND I'M GROSS! Please girl, you haven't changed your boxers for weeks. Just, ew.
Thanks for clearning that up!
SHE IS CRAZY LIKE A COKE WHORE! WHAT A SHOCKER. SAM ACTUALLY HAS A LITTLE BIT OF CLASS FOR A COKE LEZ….LEAST SHE KEEPS HER MOUTH SHUT. KILL YOURSELF LILO….JUST OD AND GET IT OVERWITH. MARILYN MONROE IS WAITING FOR YOU IN MARTYRDOM
Re: Lainey2200 – OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are phenomenal! Applaud!!!
What a continous train wreck! Her mommy dear should advise her to move out of LA and vanish for a year or two, then try to revamp her career once everyone forgets all this constant drama/nonsense she delivers to the press!
she needs to put the bong down for five minutes and fucking chill.
LINDSANITY USE TO BE HOT NOW SHE'S A HOT TRAIN WRECK AND SAMAN IS EWW GROSS. IF I WERE GAY AND WANTED A GIRL I'D GET A HOT CHICK NOT SOME BOY LOOKING CHICK.. EW EW EW. I DON'T GET IT.
Lindsay sweetheart just leave that bitch Samantha. That bitch was your downfall to begin with. She used you. But don't worry she'll get hers, cause karma is a bitch. Someone should really take care of Lindsay. Hello family of Lindsay???? My heart really goes out to her.
please lindsay ditch the bitch. the ronsons are toxic!
what a crazy bitch!
Don´t judge her. You praise the Pitt-Potty-head-drunk for telling that a son had peed on his pants? Or when he told about his sexual life on the news? Or put photos of his mistress breastfeeding? Why are you not praising Lilo??? She is doing the same!