Never Say Never, Megan!
Megan Fox has vowed never to make a sex tape.
You may assume that she is attempting to show her classy side by demonstrating some good moral judgement, but really what we have here is a simple case of self-loathing - she doesn't want to see herself doing the nasty:
“It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
A hippo? Really? Are you hiding some mammal fat somewhere we aren't aware of? Or do you just bloat up during sex?
Furthermore, while she is mainly concerned about scarring herself from having sex again, she does recognize that others will judge her as well and she doesn't want to provide us all with the satisfaction:
“Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"
You'd like to but it doesn't mean that you will. We have a feeling we'll get to see those lady bits sooner or later. It's just the nature of the biz and young Hollywood - you girls just can't seem to keep your clothes on.
But prove us wrong. Set an example.
Try not to get too strung out on weed to remember this conversation. That's where most people falter and you've already admitted to having a special relationship with the cheeba.
[Image via WENN.]
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I like Megan Fox, she says whats on her mind, it hasn't been dissected by publicists and whatnot. I can respect that.
I wouldn't be too surprised if she has already made the sex tape. Skank!
"strung out on weed"? Really, Perez? How old are "we"?
I think you need to smoke a fat bowl, that would make you less obnoxious and make you rethink that ugly orange hair.
Megan Fox would be perfect if she were mute.
I give her 6 months.
A day late as usual fat man!
This is the most sensible interview she's given. Take that Kim Kardarshian!!!
BTW, Megan Fox is in Toronto looking hot with her boyfriend. I'm surprised you don't have any pictures of her.
Stub thumbs
girl makes a lot of sense. i respect her. she doesn't buy into all this ridiculous shit about herself that everybody seems to need to throw everywhere. i find her amusing. and she's smart enough to smoke weed. good for her.
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She's still quite young, but even given that context, this is a very stupid thing to say. This will add to bulimia and anorexia in teen girls.
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C'mon, if Megan Fox thinks she might look like a hippo, what hope do the rest have???
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All the progress women made in the 20th century halted around the time the spice girls got famous and has been unraveling steadily since.
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Ummm believe it or not. She's the only hot gal who's not had nude pics leaked and shit. Unlike Miley, Vanessa, Ashley and the list goes on…
i dont think you'll ever get a sex tape from her. if you really pay attention to what she says, shes insecure about herself. i dont get all the hate towards her.
God this girl talks some shit.
Predict that within the next 6 months she'll have a sex tape scandal..
Tara 17, she doesn't really mean she looks like a hippo. Come down with the rights of women subject. She's just exaggerating. We all exaggerate a bit to express our thoughts on something.
As far as I am concern, this is the best thing she's said. DO NOT MAKE SEX TAPES!!!
look at her thumbs she must be half hobbit lol
"Try not to get too strung out on weed"-Perez "dumbass" Hilton
She is actually really smart. Why are there still IDIOTS out there that try to dissect every little thing she says into something completely different? People just LOVE to HATE. She speaks what's on her mind. Nothing is wrong with that. At least she is not some media drone like most people in Hollywood today.
WHY are you talking down on her like that? everything she says and does proves that she is the exact opposite of what people (and you perez) expect from her. where others throw in a sex tape or some skanky nude phone pictures she just opens her big mouth and says something brutally honest or something outrageous.
Re: Tara17 –
She doesn't really mean it in that way. It is people like you that I was talking about before. Dissecting certain things and trying to make it into something different.
WOw, normally I hate megan fox, but this comment makes me like her.
Prove us wrong megan!!!!!!!!! and rock it for the brunettessss..
I'd buy her tape if she made one….FOR SURE!
Re: 01badgirl – I'm a little rant-y today, but ff you believe women have progressed since the mid-90s, then that's great for you.
I think we may have understood the above post differently:
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Perez wrote "You may assume that she is … demonstrating some good moral judgement, but really what we have here is a simple case of self-loathing".
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Re: jaylove –
LOL!! Megan Fox stars in the new live action "Hobbit" movie!! Her thumbs will get an extreme close up!! ;D
i agree with number 5
i liked her when i just saw her movies but then i read her interviews and found very annoying,
people appreciate her for being open and for saying whats on her mind but that doesn;t necessarily mean we have to like what she says
do her thumbs look funny to anyone else?
SHE IS HOT I LIKEE
Re: iluvrob89 – WTF, this gorgeous girl allegedly said she is afraid of looking like a hippo naked, which imo is ludicrous.
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So to recap: Not making a sex tape comment =good. Gorgeous Megan Fox expressing a fear of looking like a hippo naked comment=ludicrous and damaging.
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well that sucks…maybe she will slip up in the future?
Just because you clearly have no morals Perez doesn't mean that everybody else has none! You'll be the washed up skank that has to resort to releasing a sex tape before she does. I'm not really a fan of Megan Foxs acting but she sounds like a smart enough girl.
kirk cameron admits to gay sex on christain tv go to youtube search for vid called kirk cameron is gay.
i think shes gonna take that movie role from angelina jolie
It sounds like if she gets an accident and becomes handicap or even the slightliest disfigurement she would kill herself. How can people be so vain?
At least she finally said something that makes sense.
Good for her, if she really means it.
I usually don't like her, but… I think she is sort of sending a decent message out there- not to make sex tapes… but it may not be from necessarily a high moral standing, just because she is insecure about herself… and not wanting to be judged- but still maybe if more people thought like that there wouldn't be sex tapes everywhere and teens sexting!! Just saying.
"strung out on weed?"
Oh, wow….. Mario you sound more like a stuck up sheltered 14 year old girl than usual today. LOL
megan is controversial , i think she lies for publicity , press ! first she said that " she is bisexual " and then she has schizophrenia or something like that . she is a little crazy ! what the fuck? she·s a lier ! megan will always have work ! she·s too beautiful , just perfect . and its obviously she got surgery . i·m a little tired of her , i dont care if megan made a sex tape or she will . anyways i wouldn·t see it because it·s her privacy. but i know guys would love to see it!!
I WONDER IF SHE'S GOT SOME GOOD SMOKE? I WONDER WHAT HER PREFERRED METHOD OF SMOKING IS. I'M AN OLD FASHIONED JOINT GIRL MYSELF.
Well at least shes less whore-seeming now, I really like how bold she is about everything.
Her neck is strange and she is too botoxed
one can hardly become "strung" out on a plant… geez
Re: cami_contreras – I think you'd be the first one to see it. and if she does it with Jodie Foster,I'll be the first to watch it.
A tape will appear when her career starts to slide. Look what it did for Paris.
Once again, read this several days ago. Damn, you're slow.
Isn't anyone else over her? Sure she's hot, but she never says anything remotely intelligent or interesting; she always leaves you thinking, what the hell was that about?
SHE LOOKS VULGAR WITH THAT TATOO ON HER ARM…..I JUST HATE HER.
And let me point out, that yes it's great that she's against making a sex tape, but see past that attempt to seem "smart" and you'll see that once again she's just trying to get attention by mentioning herself naked.
Re: Happy09 – YOU'RE RIGHT! SHE DID! TO THE UNTRAINED MIND, YOU CAN BE SUCKED INTO HER "I HATE MY BODY, I DON'T LIKE ATTENTION, I'M JUST UGLY" SHE'S FISHING, BIG TIME!!
i bet she already has one… just wait for it to surface…
This bitch is soooo ugly!!
MIND CONTROLLED SEX SLAVE.
Honestly, I ADORE Ms. Foxy Loxy…. HOWEVER, given the gratuitous amounts of celebrity sex tapes out there, and given the obvious fact that she has said "I will NEVER make a sex tape," gets me to ponder if she secretly desires to.
Wait, wait, wait… OF COURSE she wants to! As long as her sex-capades involve someone ridiculously good-looking. It's only fair to her!
Lastly, poor thing for ever thinking she could transform into a hippo while having sex. I think her exposure to filming "Transformers" warped with her head just a smidge… regardless, we love you Megan!!!
…and PS - checks out her thumbs when you get a chance.
Face/Body = ETHEREAL
Thumbs = Fucking NIGHTMARE! (How does she text??)
NEVER MAKE A SEX TAPE
0THERWISE U W0ULD END UP 0N THE E! CHANNEL WITH Y0UR OWN REALITY SH0W…..=)
She's the reason celebs need publicists. Shut the fuck up already Megan. Her comments about being insecure and "looking like a hippo" are bullshit to win over the female population. If you look at her other quotes, they contradict her 'insecurities'. She has also said if she wasn't attractive, she wouldn't have landed the roles she has. Her comments are just to win people over. Especially all the ones about being 'sooo sexual'. She might as well put out a list of things to say to make people like you. She also said shit against Scarlett Johannson (who's not my favorite actress by any means) trying to prove how smart she is…well it seems Megan does the same thing. Tries to prove everything to everyone. What's next? Trying to appeal to the black population? Or maybe the gay community? I can smell her bullshit from 10,000 miles away.
Haha, I love when really, really hot girls are insecure about how they look when they're fucking. I don't think she'd look like a hippo, but I know she'd make noises like one if… nevermind. lol
Re: tipsy gypsy – haha. How true!
She is so beautiful but sometimes she should just not talk about herself in such a negitive way. If this beautiful woman thinks so little of herself just imagine how that makes regular women feel. I hate when beautiful women try to downplay themselves for more attention. Megan just stop talking and play with the robots… luv's ya!
Oh wow - someone once commented on her by calling her "thumbs" - now I see why! LOOk at those thumbs. Whoa - I guess she had to have some ugly feature. . .
#57 - you are dead on right. Pegged it perfectly. Good god, I'm creeped out by MF's thumbs. Holy shit!
what the fuuck? Big fucking deal she doesnt want to make a sex tape and smokes weed? and you're bitching about it? suuuuucchhhh a fuckin hater man, so gayyyyyyyy
Perez, i know you're gay and all and probably never saw a vajayjay in your life… but i'm pretty sure hers is located a lil bit higher than where you are pointing at….. just thought i'd let you know…
Re: tipsy gypsy – Bitter, party of one, your table is now ready to be seated.
Re: love_my_butters – You sound like a drunk retard. Hugs and Kisses.
she isnt all that she has no boobs no ass and no talent shes pretty though wouldnt surprise me if she made a sex tape since shes always talking about sex
She'd be sheer perfection if it wasn't for that awful tattoo!
"strung out on weed?" Yeah, because pot smoking has been the downfall of the countless young hollywood types… not cocaine, heroine and booze. Sitting on the couch watching stoner movies is just soooooo dangerous.
feeling a bit of an ice front towards Megan here.. haha
yeah right a ho that will do anything for fame and $ in that order
She made that quote 5 days ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Catch up, Perez! Jeesh - you used to be first with everything!
Re: tipsy gypsy –
She is the reason celebs need publicists? Wow! What happened to freedom of speech? What happened to equal rights for women? She was not bashing Scarlett Johansen. She was actually defending her (for people who are not intelligent or sophisticated enough to understand). Her main premise was that Hollywood typecast women who are beautiful and immediately place them in a 'sub-intelligent' category. These women have to consistenly prove themselves ( not to be labeld as 'bimbos.) I think Johansen and Fox are both beautiful and intelligent women. If she wants to talk about sex, she is more than entitled to. Why? She has enjoyed sex with the same man for four years which is more than I can say for the entire whores in Hollywood, who change men more than they change their panties. If you were able to see bullsh*t from 10,000 miles away, you would have called out every women in Hollywood…but megan Fox! And just because Hollywood sees her as a "sex" icon (placing her in certain 'sexy' roles) does not mean she sees herself that way. What woman doesn't have insecurities? A video camera does add on extra pounds! She has already identified with the Black community. I am a Black woman, and I am a big fan of hers!
She should just shut her trap.
"strung out on weed" ?
lamow at mental picture of pookie strung out on WEED
get a clue
Anyone else notice her tiny thumb nails…Creep me out !
When a man smokes pot, he's labeled as a free-spirited liberal with an intellect. When a woman smokes pot, label her an airhead? Come on America, what is with the double standard and hypocrisy????
whoever wrote this post is a pathetic jealous loser… probably a chic
i can't stand this bitch.. just a shallow pretty face.. WITH TOE THUMBS
Thats tight she feels that way =), now wait a few weeks and one will leak lol.. but she is beautiful pretty as fuck!
You can't get 'strung out' on weed no matter what you might think. She's adorable and talented. And good for her if she doesn't want to make a sex tape. People that do that are classless and trashy (it doesn't matter who they are). Grow up Perez and Mario.
Oh, and Perez, why would you care to see her 'goodie' anyway? You don't 'bat' for that team anyhow.
does she have a huge adam's apple?
never say never… gimme a call, megan. ill help ya make one
She wont make one, because she actually has a career, and doesnt need one to get publicity. Dumb ass whores who do NOTHING in this industry and are just famous for being famous OR thanks to their sex tapes are famous do stupidness like that. Because they have NO other talent. Wether you think she's talented or not, she has something going for her, shes fast becoming the next Jolie…so she doesnt need stupidness, she has a CAREER.
wtf, i don't get how people hate on her, especially the women
jealousy is ugly.
BUT MEGAN ISN'T
lol dude, my cousin is drop dead gorgeous, and she has the same thumbs as megan
it means nothing.
Re: tigrrrlilly – ure just as stupid as her! dumb ass! u think she means what she says?! everything is choreographed in her mind to illicit a controversy and be shocking. and its working for her bcz theres dumbasses like u in the fucking world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: xoxo_anonymous – the "hate" is she is fake from head to damn toenail! and she's trying too hard to be angelina! instead of being herself. on top of that, she brought her looks, and acts like a bitch, when she should be damn grateful the plastic surgeon could fix her ugly looks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she should admit all the work she has done instead of acting like it is God given!!!!!! if it was one simple thing like a nose done, she is ok, but she has had MULTIPLE surgeries.
OMG, DOES SHE HAVE A FUCKING ADAM'S APPLE???! FUCK THIS BITCH IS NOT ONLY FULL OF SURGERY SHE'S PRBBLY A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smoking reefers doesn't neccesarily make you forget to put on undewear, if I remember correctly. But then, in my time the weed wasn't that strong;-)
Re: Tishbi – Because women are jealous dumbasses for the most part, and it kills them to admit that someone looks better than them. I have to admit, if I wasnt hot, Id hate her too. It really not Megans fault that mother nature took extra time on her and took a lunch break on you fat-assed ugly bitches. Hating her wont make you any better looking.
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Because women are jealous dumbasses for the most part, and it kills them to admit that someone looks better than them. I have to admit, if I wasnt hot, Id hate her too. It really not Megans fault that mother nature took extra time on her and took a lunch break on you fat-assed ugly bitches. Hating her wont make you any better looking.
were not jealous ok?
for crying out loud why would girls on this planet
be jealous of girls who had to buy their
beauty? why be plastic
when you could be real?
i dont like megan fox because she is
a wannabe. she always has to try and
please the public of the
stupidest and immature
quotes she says.
She just does not want to have a past with animals, brothers, men, women, maried men, etc on internet like the bicht SATAN-gelina-serial-home-wrecker!
Isn't that crazy that she thinks she might look fat.. Wow!
LOL wth? So you can't find anything to hate about her so you're going to bash her for wanting to NOT come off as a skank. Don't be jealous that even if you weren't gay she wouldn't even come near you with a 20 foot pole.