Megan Fox Slammed By Transformers Crew!!!

9/13/2009 1:15 PM ET | Filed under: Megan Fox

Upon hearing Megan Fox's verbal diarrhea over Transformers director Michael Bay, three crew members from the Bay film have rushed to defend the director!

In case you've forgotten, Fox had called the Transformers director "like Hitler" and Napoleon, and that he's a "nightmare" to work for in a recent interview - dumb!

So now three Transformers crew members have written an open letter to Bay's fans that completely trashes Megan!!!

It's truly a must-read.

They write:

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) — easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips' daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But ‘fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Vicious!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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My kids mom says – reply to this

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I believe it. My sister does hair on movies, and even though she has never worked on the Transformers set, she says that *everyone* in the industry knows what an ungrateful bitch Megan Fox is.
USFit says – reply to this

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Re: BritneyFreak – There are many beautiful women out there. Fox is by no means special for her dark hair and weird lips. NOT SPECIAL at all. If you lived in LA you would know that. Special is intelligent and pretty put together with a little bit of surreal motivation. That is special.
USFit says – reply to this

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Thank god they mentioned those horrid tattoos! HORRID TATTOOS!
USFit says – reply to this

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Re: jennysu – I believe it!
justineeeyyybean says – reply to this

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Once a bitch, always a bitch.
njmomma says – reply to this

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loves it!
-Kimberleee- says – reply to this

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woow,

honestly i think the people who wrote this shit
are just jelous cause shes inthe spotlight,

Megan Fox is an awesome actress and shes beautiful!

this letter is stupid.
magentapyramid says – reply to this

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Re: supersheek –
Been there and done that. You need to get the f*** out. We should talk.
olliver77 says – reply to this

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oh please… if bay didnt write this personally then it was absolutely done on his request, im completey in Megans camp on this one, bays always been a twat (and hes not the only big name director who's a prick and gets away with it), im just glad a hollywood starlet has the guts to say so, far too many hollywood directors make pieces of shit like transformers and they and the muppets starring in it hark on like they just bettered citizen kane and the godfather and no one callls them on it im glad someone did especially one of the stars of it.
Chrisorama says – reply to this

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she deserves it. Yes I think Megan Fox is gorgeous but she has had her nose, her lips and her boobs done and she has people doing her hair and makeup. To top things off she does seem extremely full of herself and she is not a very skilled actress. If it wasn't for the countless surgeries that she has had, she would still be an z list actress.
xoNighty says – reply to this

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LoL, I have always thought that Megan Fox had a porn star face!
They just proved me right! =D
The only reason that she is so famous is because she has a nice body.
Her face is not even that pretty, and she is a terrible actress, and she's cocky and she has a big mouth.
If you go around calling people Hitler and trashing people Megan, these are the kinds of thing that will happen.
stumped says – reply to this

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glad somone called this bitch out!!
even if she fakes being nice her bitchyness always comes out!!,
idk why the fuck you people are saying this is bull shit,
if you dissagree idgaf, and go thumbs down—> (cuz idgaf)
SwisKris says – reply to this

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Holy Confidentiality Agreement violation! Someone should have consulted an attorney. Paramount will suss out who wrote this, Michael Bay wouldn't want this published. In this economy only a fool would bite the hand that feeds them. Nobody wants to taint an investment no matter how bitchy Megan Fox is, she is a commodity. Totally unprofessional to write such a commentary.
underaged22 says – reply to this

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GREAT!!!!
BritneyFreak says – reply to this

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Re: USFit – No Im sorry NO ONE right now looks like Megan Fox. Making her very special actually. Her face stops traffic, her features and verturally FLAWLESS, she's still gonna work, believe me on that. In Hollywood everyone looks the same, this girl stands out like no other. Her lips are perfection and by no means weird. TONS of actress have a reputation of being the biggest bitches and are still working like never before. And saying she cant act is not very accurate, because she hasnt had a role where she could really prove her actinga bility.
WednesdayM says – reply to this

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LOL.
olliver77 says – reply to this

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if your looking for who to put your money on, put it on megan, pearl harbour and transformers 2…if bay's career can survive two pieces of shit like that he must have dirt on someone (pix of spielberg in a dress been spanked by lucas maybe?) all cimino did was make heavens gate and he never worked again theres no justice fuck bay, hail megan
Itslex says – reply to this

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haha too funny!
well you cant bite the hand that feeds you
xjackula says – reply to this

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Bahaha. So well written you know it's true, I wonder what she's gonna retort.
Fruity says – reply to this

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Haha xP as gorgeous
as she is she does look like a TOTAL BITCH
MikeTheMexican says – reply to this

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Whaaa! Aw, she didnt want to hand out with the key grips at their personal parties. She didnt talk all the people on the set who were trying to get a piece of her. The letter sounds like the angry letter of someone who wants to bang her, but got rejected. This person writes, at length, about how she's not as hot as we think, but makes sure to mention that they are lucky enough to get close to her panties. Yeah, it sour grapes and people hate a good lookin girl who is outspoken. Especially women. look below!! these comments can get nasty. Girls love to hear that the girl who is considered the hottest around is a bitch. It's almost like they are taking pleasure in the fact that she is not totally perfect. Sorry girls, she's as close as it gets to perfect, and if you dont think so, as your boyfriend what he's thinking about when he is sleeping with you!
dzeeymarie says – reply to this

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wow. our assumptions were right.
salient says – reply to this

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She's an ultra-liberal who hates a majority of Americans. Between that and the fact that everyone distanced themselves from her in high school, is this news really a surprise to anyone? Really?
VintageKisses says – reply to this

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Woww ,, They Wanna Tawk About Meqann Fox ?
Look At Tha Shxt They Come Out Withh .
&& Comee On Noww ,, If It Was Some "Transformer Crew Members" I'm Sure Tha Director Wouldn't Have Let It Go This Far (If He Were Mature) .
—-So Obviouslyy……It Was Tha Directorr . Nice Onee :: SMFH !
scorpio_lady73 says – reply to this

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DAAAAAAAYYYUM…snap!
meganfoxrocks says – reply to this

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THE TRANSFORMERS CREW ARE LITTLE BITCHES. NO MATTER WHAR SHE SAYS THINKS OR DOES MEGAN FOX IS NOT A BITCH! SO JUST TELL THE "CREW" TO TAKE THE TAMPONS OUT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
FemaleFilmMajor says – reply to this

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OOOOOHHHH SNAP!!! I hate Michael Bay and his movies (i think he's a talentless piece of shit who panders to the lowest ring of society) HOWEVER… No professional filmmaker or crew member should have to put up with that shit from an actress. Actors are just 1 cog in the machine and they should be respectful, professional and cordial!!!!!!!!!!! Megan Fox… tone it down because it wont take long before people refuse to work with you!
scorpio_lady73 says – reply to this

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Okay now that I got that out of my system. It doesnt matter. She is still outrageously hot so unless she gets mauled by a bear in the next 30 years, she can still be casted as the hot chick. But…glad that this kind of information comes up to "gut check" uptight young and clueless starlets. Hope she changes her ways…and also dumps Brian Austin Greene. Serious?
Suzy-Q112 says – reply to this

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Wow! Shameless….
eyesblindfolded says – reply to this

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DANG! She needs to learn not to step on the little people because they bite back! Wow
Tinka.P. says – reply to this

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe she was complaining about going to EGYPT!? what the hell is her problem, this was the best part..

"I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

She is very pitiful.
thefabulousB says – reply to this

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daaaaaaammmmnnnnnnnn!
she does sort of seem like a bitch
NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU MEGAN
it is a HORRIBLE move to talk trash about the director that made you famous
that is definitely ungrateful and without him nobody would know who you are
Trendydandy says – reply to this

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HAHAHA shes hot, but feel the burn, bitch
thefabulousB says – reply to this

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and she totally meant to blow off that boy with the rose
"i didn't know what was going on!" bulllshiiitt
it was right in front of your face!
italianvenus says – reply to this

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I have one question:
What does the "Make-up beware..she has tattoos… easily more time in the chair"… What does that have to do with anything? It's the make-up's job to (gasp!) make up and cover up people in the ent. industry, and you get paid to do it don't you? So what's the complaint? That you have to do more work dabbing body make up on her? Cry me a river.

And the "She has a paragraph…probably due to her rotten childhood" - Again, what does that have to do with the point you're trying to make that ( I'm guessing) Megan is hard to work with… So people with tattoos and/or paragraph tattoos automatically have issues?

I'm sure people could find out who these "professionals" are- and now know that they "talk". Regardless if you love or hate the girl (Megan) - a true professional ( or adult) in any industry doesn't waste their time writing open letters to gossip blogs. What would you get out of this other than get taken off of industry speed dials?

According to what you have written, you paint her as a negative person - Well CONGRATS!- you guys have stooped down to her level. Don't you feel better now?
e-rock says – reply to this

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WHOA!!!! What a bitch-slap!! Good for them if that's how she really is!!!! Great things come to those who show gratitude every day. Read The Secret Megan!!
italianvenus says – reply to this

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***I have to add that I'm not a huge fan of Megan's, or defending her actions…I don't know her. But if you feel the need to say something negative to say about a person, especially publicly - it can be written or said in a way that isn't so childish.
Like I said before - in this case, it just puts the authors of this letter on the same level as they claim Megan is on.
knickersalways says – reply to this

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I think because she has the looks, she has always been used to getting her way and you just wait when those looks fade she's gonna be in a world of hurt.
lululemon says – reply to this

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Wow…PErez..how do like like that BITCH! MEgan Fox now? What a BITCH!
duelastar says – reply to this

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Yeah that's totally believable.
She's way to overrated anyways.
wooooooowhooooo says – reply to this

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she is SO annoying. a complete attention whore and it doesn't surprise me that shes a horrible person.
missbianca says – reply to this

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i have better things to do then to keep up with megan fox news i never thought
transfromers 2 would make more money then marliyn monroe's movies like how to be a milloinarie i'm not a megan fan i write jonas story's i turned into popstar last month
kendra bethune
WhoElse? says – reply to this

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I FUCKEN WORSHIP THEM FOR THIS!
InLoveWithDepp&Burton says – reply to this

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I'm so happy that someone finally called her out on all of her stupidity!! She can't act, she has no class, she says stupid shit that quite frankly no really gives a damn what she has to say because they would rather fuck her than listen to her open her mouth or her legs. BTW if want to see the "real" Megan Fox look at when she did the movie " Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen." She's had more work done than Joan Rivers and that's saying A LOT!!
joejonaslove99 says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH
Sir-Bangs-Alot says – reply to this

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FLAME ON!!! BURN BABY BURN!!!
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tmachawk says – reply to this

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I don't believe a word of this. My step-dad sat next to her on a cheap sun country flight from phoenix to portland earlier this summer. This was the only flight she could get on that would get her to Portland in time to do some promoting for Transformers 2. Not only did she not complain about being on this last minute, cheap flight with a middle seat, but he said she was very gracious and talked to the guy next to her the whole flight and was very nice. This letter from the crew is fake.
shelby43 says – reply to this

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I thoughy she was a bitch,
i saw her in a couple of interviews and she really thought she was the prettiest thing out there.
Great movie. But she needs to know that if she was in it or not, the movie would still be great.
Get over yourself hun.
aveluv says – reply to this

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Testify! The truth shall set you free. Never seen a Transformers movie but there's alot of hot young girls w/ minimal acting abilities who would be much more appreciative (and probably better looking) than Meganbitch.
Swear to ME! says – reply to this

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IRONIC THAT THE MOUTH THAT GOT HER A CAREER IS NOW DESTROYING IT.

…YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!
fly a kite says – reply to this

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Hilarious letter. Hopefully it will make other directors be cautious when thinking of hiring her, if it's a real letter of course.
passthefood says – reply to this

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niiiiiice
amberra05 says – reply to this

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Well well well have I got a little story for all you "megan-obsessed" or should I say non obsessed, either or. Michael Bay pays one of my frenemies, who is a classless white trash bimbo to fly to him once a month to sleep with him and be his arm candy. She also brings other white trash "escorts" to sleep with other crew members. (Tyrese). He pays a couple thousand for the weekend and kicks her/them out. *I've seen the pictures* They say he is a complete asshole and the way Megan feels is actually how he is. .

PS: PEREZ! They said Tyrese is packin a monster…. lol
blueboy says – reply to this

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This was too good! I want to hear more!
xmichyx says – reply to this

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hope this will shut down the tramp's mouth
Kimber21 says – reply to this

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She's overrated. She's only sometimes hot. Usually she just looks like a trashy hooker.
honey1690 says – reply to this

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I love it
she is such a dumb bitch
she deserve it!!!!
gettinonmahnerves says – reply to this

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she doesn't know how to act. and she does seem like a primadonna. but she's pretty and hot, that's why i like her.
Lovely Love says – reply to this

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damn they're mad, huh? lol.
sto1ensou1 says – reply to this

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Yeowch. I liked her just because she was eyecandy. Not too fond of her acting skills anyway.
dogmama says – reply to this

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did anyone see the first Transformers movie? Megan was horrible! just a pretty face… it was a joke… she is very immature and it will probably take years for her to grow up and realize she should be kissing everyone's ass - because fame is fleeting! esp if you're a b*tch!
nlsnls says – reply to this

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my cousin worked on a Simon Pegg movie with her and said she was a pain in the ass.
USFit says – reply to this

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Re: amberra05 – GROSS! Are you serious? Let's talk about that because I don't want to see anymore of his films if that's true!!!
laurencroft says – reply to this

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Damn…I love the crews. (: People really don't give them enough credit. But, regardless….YAY FOR THE TRANSFORMERS CREW!

Seriously, Megan Fox needs to get educated in a few things, and get the stick outta her ass. I would of been so excited to see the pyramids. It's all amazing what she gets to do, but her personality…I'm sorry for whoever works with her.

Too bad that they CAN'T kill her off in Transformers 3…since Spike is named "Sam" instead, and yeah…Daniel's gotta come about some how…
spangle says – reply to this

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true, anyone who has a Marilyn Monroe tattoo has a distinct lack of taste… and as for one on the butt, it speaks "cheap slut from a broken home" haha. wash my car megan fox… its a fucking audition for a car movie.
lisamp says – reply to this

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wow!! i really liked her. but if she's as trashy as they say, im gonna have to second guess my feelings towards her. And don't compare her to Angelina, there's obviously no comparison.
frankeeb says – reply to this

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Da-yum!! That was Deep
lastdaytricle says – reply to this

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umm…DUH!
DropLikeBeats says – reply to this

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I think this great.
miamikid78 says – reply to this

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Yep she is hot but also very dumb. That is no secret and I know.
oliviag519 says – reply to this

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she's still unbelievably stunning.
Evrybdy44 says – reply to this

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I've met jerry bruckheimer. He is small and weird and troll like. And let's be honest. . . his movies blow!
=Hot Chick= says – reply to this

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Re: manda-taylor – RETARTED!!!
that's what you are! People like you are a disease, get a life! and a clue!!
chakachaka says – reply to this

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WOW, I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN DESCRIBING KATHERINE HEIGL. I GUESS BIRDS OF A FEATHER REALLY DO FLOCK TOGETHER!!!!
ladylove14 says – reply to this

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idc how old or who wrote it megan fox is a bitch and needs to stop bein praised cuz she can flutter her big eyes and smile her pretty face off thats covered in pounds of make up
adamkidron says – reply to this

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Someone should point out to the public that she has troll thumbs!
Paris France says – reply to this

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Oh shit!
sweetfreedom says – reply to this

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I LOVE IT!
acoots82 says – reply to this

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i LOVE it!!! stupid bitch! she needs to shut the fuck up. she was talking about smoking weed in a magazine last week…. wtf! keep that shit personal… she's supposed to be a role model…
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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It's no secret that Megan is one of the dullest knives in the drawer.
Never publicly trash your boss .. so so stupid.
Pinky2 says – reply to this

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I am upset by this. I was hoping it was all bull shit, that she really was nice and was gonig to be a good actress. Why are all the hot ones, that all of our men drool over, stupid, selfish, dumb ass bitches?! Not fair, she doesnt deserve it.
parisaho says – reply to this

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she look like a pornstar more,too much make up thrashy..
never like her.
MsMonique007 says – reply to this

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Wow.. People should really humble themselves
Fathom says – reply to this

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Yeehaw!

Seriously… she couldn't have been hired for her talent. Her acting is hideous.
Happy09 says – reply to this

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*****F*cking amazingly well spoken & Finally! I am a film producer and will never, ever cast Megan Fox in any of my productions, because like the above letter states, she is simply pretty trailor trash! *****************
Happy09 says – reply to this

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To #384, quit being a baby about it, it's Hollywood!! She has slowly created this beautiful monster of a reality check for herself! So yes, she does deserve it for publicly bashing her boss, who gave her the footing in this industry that hailed her into stardom. Business is business and what goes around comes around.
Melbourne Is A Tropical London says – reply to this

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Hahahaha this is actually really funny!
Maybe one day Megan will learn graciousness and appreciation, and then she can stop wondering why so many people do not like her!
Danneel aka Sandpiper says – reply to this

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MEGAN GOT TOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
stacestace says – reply to this

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LOL!!! GOOD ONE!!!!
breejo87 says – reply to this

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hahah wow! i couldnt have said it better!!! amazing!
amyjay says – reply to this

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That was the greatest thing I have ever read. Megan Fox is an idiot!
rickyfitzisdead says – reply to this

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Well actually I can think of 2 other films she has been in,
How To Lose Friends and Alienate People
and playing the snotty, teen, antagonist opposite Lindsay Lohan in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

Oh irony you make me laugh.
przjerk says – reply to this

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she owes the crew dick all, she is effin hot team foxy
jiffypopgirl says – reply to this

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Re: adamkidron – HA HA HA!!!!
SPC says – reply to this

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I so wish this letter was written with better grammar, it could have been fierce! If you're gonna go there with calling folks trailer trash, you really need to check your grammar and spelling. Anywho, there's nothing worse in my book than lack of gratitude. It always comes back to bite you in the end.
mpreston44 says – reply to this

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" Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park"

made me laugh outloud lol !
blizzar(: says – reply to this

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Who would've guessed;
that Megan Fox is a diva,
& a bitch? lmao ..
Go figure.

& yeah,
that's sarcasm.
ccurrie1 says – reply to this

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ewwwww, good to know! Shes no Angie!
emilyscrivani says – reply to this

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[sounds like] the skank deserved it!
Psstt!!! Over here! says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHA - HOW TRUE. FUCK YOU MEGAN!