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Sorority Row Bombs! Blame Rumer!

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Hah!!!

The completely shiteous Rumer Willis/Audrina Patridge flick, Sorority Row, is only estimated to bring in $5 million at the box office this weekend!

And how much $$$$$$ did the studio throw at the production to make this HOrrendous movie???

Oh, only around $16 million!!

Blame Rumer!!!!!!

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153 comments to “Sorority Row Bombs! Blame Rumer!”

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  1. 1

    FIRST!!



  2. 2

    fashion-line: fail
    book: fail
    label: fail
    coco perez: fail
    mhmm.. i don't know if you're in the position to talk like this..



  3. 3

    It sounded like it should have been a straight to DVD film.



  4. 4

    WHY blame her? Why not back up your comment with factual opinion about the performance??? This is obviously a sophmoric backlash at the entire Willis family. Shame Shame Shame on you Perez.



  5. 5

    weren't you advertising this film on this site only the other day?!



  6. 6

    that movie was one of the shittest ive ever seen in my life
    they owe me 2 hours of my life



  7. 7

    Maybe we should blame Aurdina? What do you have against Rumer Willis? I hope someday that Bruce punches you in the face for being such a hateful dick!



  8. 8

    Actually Perez This Movie Was Quite The Movie I Really Enjoyed And Loved It 8/10!!! Everyone Should See It!! And Rumer Did A Good Job For Her Character!!



  9. 9

    lol. how is it potato hea-, i mean, rumer's fault?



  10. 10

    I'm blaming Rumer…
    I'm blaming the jerk who put her in the flick.
    If you're gonna have a chick slasher flick, at least get some PRETTY girls to get slashed in it.
    Geeze, go low budget (talent), and then be surprised…stupid….



  11. 11

    I saw this movie and really liked it. Though I didn't even realise that Audrina girl waS In it.



  12. 12

    Why blame her. Maybe people just didn't want to see it. I love scary movies but I can wait till it comes out on dvd, and not because of Rumer Willis, but because it doesn't look good enough to spend $9.00 on. Leave the girl alone already.



  13. 13

    I blame the whole cast, why just blame her. She's one actor in a list of them who failed at the box office this weekend. What of yours has ever opened well anyways?



  14. 14

    Re: fantomas – PWNT! Yeah Mario, your little ventures haven't done so well either.

    Glass houses and all. I call it Karma.



  15. 15

    Who do you blame mario for your half empty venues on your shitty concert tour?



  16. 16

    Every time mario takes a deserved punch int he head an angel gets its wings.



  17. 17

    Anyone else notice that Jamie from the Real World San Diego is in it too?



  18. 18

    Their eye make-up all looks the same.



  19. 19

    remakes are lame anyways.



  20. 20

    the picture makes me laugh for some reason…all piled up..lol



  21. 21

    I bet the studious expected lots of sorority girls to go and see this movie! But even they aren't dumb enough to check out this flick!!

    The movie has a bunch of no name actresses, and it's the same story line as I Know What You Did Last Summer, except now in a sorority house…HOW ABOUT SOME ORIGINALITY?!?!?!



  22. 22

    Re: Christik – Where do you live that movies only cost $9?? They are $11 here!!



  23. 23

    maybe they should have invested more in a better promo poster, instead of just having a picture of a heaping pile of retards laying in front of a sorority house? oh yeah, and actually hire a case with talent…



  24. 24

    IM SOOOO HAPPY IT FLOPPED SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT DOESNT DESERVE IT. TRYING TO MAKE US WATCH THAT SHITTY MOVIE JUST BECAUSE THEY GAVE A PREVIEW OF NEW MOON. NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD SEE THAT MOVIE. NOT EVEN ON DVD



  25. 25

    [re=4293588]Re: mrscullen



  26. 26

    This is the same film that you shamlessly sprawled all over your website yes? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. Although that is hardly suprising coming from someone who faiils to see the irony in them nicknaming someone else potatohead.

    Twat



  27. 27

    haha ew i didnt know that girl from the hills is in it…
    now im not seeing it… ultimate bad movie..



  28. 28

    Let's see,..you call Rumer Potato Head, you dog her out at EVERY opportunity, you spackle the coke dots under her nose in almost all her photos, in a lame attempt to direct attention from your habit, and insist upon continuing this smear campaign against a yuoung girl who has done nothing to you. If Bruce Willis doesn't stomp your ass, then i've got him ALL WRONG!



  29. 29

    Do we blame Rumer for your failures as well? Hows that concert?



  30. 30

    I think if Bruce clocked you, Rumer would suddenly look better. There's a reason you're getting attacked.(so stop acting shocked)



  31. 31

    LMAO! I was looking for Audrina and couldn't find her, but then I decided to look for the one who was looking up at nothing, and tada! I found her! Seriously, I wish I could smack her. It's so obvious she thinks it looks "Sexy" but it just makes her look retarded.



  32. 32

    Hate to say it, but I knew it was going to be a pile before it even came out.
    I mean, seriously. Even the previews were terrible.



  33. 33

    I love how Audrina still looks clueless like usual, in this movie cover.
    You can put her anywhere and she always looks like shes not even there.



  34. 34

    Who thought they'd be a good idea in the first place? If the economy is so terrible where is the 16 mill coming from?? Especially for this piece of trash!



  35. 35

    Perez u r a fuckin hater



  36. 36

    I liked the movie, and I thought Rumer did a good job. When Bruce kicks your ass, you will be crying like a little bitch.



  37. 37

    I read your blog daily and can't seem to figure out why you hate Rumor Willis so much. I think she is pretty, and I have seen interviews where she has said your constant nick-name for her, "potato head," is really hurtfull. I'm not sure exactly where you think you were given free range over embarrassing and insulting people. If you blame your dislike for Rumor on her attractiveness, then you really need to study the mirror. I know her somewhat and until you meet her and sit down and have a conversation with her, then WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE?



  38. 38

    I thought Rumer did a great performance. I thought the story was dumb but was very impressed with Rumer's talent. Why Perez do you constantly bash her. Maybe you have a secret crush and just don't know it.



  39. 39

    if I was the production company, I would not pay you for the advertising. You accept the money to put it up, and then rip it. kind of a plus and minus thing going on and that equals zero, the amount they OWE YOU. and as for rumor, why her? because YOU still want the money and will not lay blame where it should be if a movie stinks-the director, THE WRITERS, the producer. the actors merely follow direction and can be fired.



  40. 40

    I have 2/zay dat
    I effen luv=d the trailor…
    I definately like da movie///
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  41. 41

    Madeas; "I can Do Bad All By Myself" wuz tha shit!!!!!!! Seen it Saturday nite!



  42. 42

    Re: BELLABABY12 – Movie down here in North Texas is about $8.50.



  43. 43

    Keeping advertisers happy? = EPIC fail



  44. 44

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – What language are you writing in? o_O



  45. 45

    dont' blame rumer, blame the writers for such a crappy screen play and the director for creating such a dumb movie and the production company for even releasing the movie!

  46. koe says – reply to this


    46

    Rumer is actually a pretty decent actress, and its an ensemble cast- blame all of them or none of them. I have no idea where your hate for Rumer comes from as she has never done anything wrong and seems to have quite a sensible head on her shoulders. I wonder how Perez would feel if people (who didn't know him) called him Jumbo all the time and would only refer to him as such. Anyway do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Don't cry to the world when people do hateful things to you, its just karma- and you've pretty much oked it with the way your so hateful to most people.



  47. 47

    how much did you make from selling your tour tickets?exactly so shutup fatso



  48. 48

    Can't be Rumer's fault… a crappy movie is a crappy movie…



  49. 49

    Do you think that maybe the promotional poster was laid out like that to hide a certain someone's facial shape? Just sayin'…..

  50. mnw07 says – reply to this


    50

    More like blame the dumbass story line. It looked absolutely ridiculous.



  51. 51

    It's been overdone…same type of storyline…stupid girls, killer on the lose, yadda yadda yadda. People are all having to watch pennies now and are rethinking their spending priorities. If they are going to splurge for a movie (cause they are so damn expensive) then it's going to be something new and entertaining. I think the movies that are making the best money right now are family films. It's something a family can do together that's not super expensive and everyone has fun.



  52. 52

    Besides, I do think that you pick on the girl way too much. It seems that you tend to fixate on certain people while other people that you like can do no wrong even when they put out shitteous pieces of work, you still tell us how wonderful it is. Perez, I hope that you are not attempting to tell us that you think we are all mindless and will buy what you tell us to buy, think what you tell us to think , like who you want us to like and dislike who you want us to dislike. Despite the fact that we read your blog, we are bright, intelligent people. Unfortunately, if you continue your constant rants you make yourself seem so damn petty, spiteful and vengeful and people will stop reading and then you can add one more failure to you're ever growing list…blog: failure.

    You have had success with this blog but one success does not ensure that everything you touch will turn to gold, sometimes it will turn to shit but we don't hear anyone picking on you about your constant failures and unlike the failure of this movie, your failures tend to be your own fault. Watch how you treat people…karma is a bitch and it will come back to bite you in the ass.



  53. 53

    if this shocks anyone that it sucked…they have their heads completely up their arse!



  54. 54

    haven't seen it and don't plan too…….potato head is not so much cant stand the girl



  55. 55

    I saw this movie and it was actually decent. Rumer Willis was really good in it, she probably had the most emotion out the cast. Audrina has about five words in the beginning of the movie and that sums up her performance. Although I read this site daily (guilty pleasure), I don't get where some of the hate comes from for certain people.



  56. 56

    How about we blame the real reason instead of picking on one girl? Blame the fact that it looks like a stupid movie and that no one wants to wast $10 watching crap.



  57. 57

    You definitely just broke your promise to Tyra about not making fun of Rumer…shame



  58. 58

    hahaha i went to see the movie and all i was saying the whole time was how ugly rumer was and i was pissed she survived…at one point she was dressed like a raggedy ann doll…shes sooooooooo uglyy damn



  59. 59

    Blame Rumer? And I suppose that the other 5 ladies in the film gave Oscar worthy performances, right? I hope the reason you hate Rumer is because she did something to you and not because you find her unattractive, because half of these famous, so-called "beautiful" women are plain butterfaces (including the precious Lady GaGa).



  60. 60

    Oh, but of course if Katy Perry/ Lady Gaga/ Taylor Swift was in this movie and it had those numbers, you would've said "SO UNFAIR! YOU PEREZICIOUS READERS SHOULD'VE SEEN IT! ARE BB WAS AMAZEBALLS IN IT" or something along those lines. What has Rumer Willis ever done to you? She's actually pretty, a good actress, and seems like a nice girl, yet you like to bash her why?
    She's said herself that the nickname is hurtful, but you don't even care about that do you? Of course though if someone bashes the gays or hurts YOU in particular, you expect everyone to love you. Grow up Perez, you have no business bashing Rumer!

    TEAM RUMER :)



  61. 61

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  62. 62

    Re: dev628 – Tyra's a fierce bitch (WAY fiercer than Lady Gaga). What did she say she'd do to Perez if he continued to bash her?



  63. 63

    sadly, it probably only made as much as it did because she was in it. stunt casting of willis is what got it the attention and press that a flick like this normally wouldn't receive



  64. 64

    im not really surprised or you? ayebeclear.com



  65. 65

    Rumer doesn't need to work anyway.
    It must be nice to live off your father's money.
    Or to even HAVE a father.



  66. 66

    Yep…ceiling eyes is doing her thing on the Sorority Row poster of course. dare we expect otherwise??? She is looking for her brain that floated away! I saw this movie last night and it fuckin sucked so bad! I actually fell asleep thru 10 minutes of it. I probably woulda stayed asleep had my friend not woken me up. Please folks, for the love of God, save your money. It is so lame!!!!!!!!!



  67. 67

    Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – and altho rumer has mildly decent acting skills, she is just too fugy to want to go and watch. I am sorry, that is horribly mean, but dang it's the truth. Just can't bear looking at her on screen. Betting she doesn't get too many lead roles….



  68. 68

    It actually was a pile of garbage.



  69. 69

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  70. 70

    Why are you such a hater on Rumor Willis? The movie isn't appealing. I don't know too many people interested in Sorority movies. But I give Rumor credit; at least she's out there trying to live her dream and she carries herself in a positive manner.
    Leave the girl alone Perez, your just negative, you and your writers!!!!!!!!!
    Last week you were prasing her, and this week your hating on her. You people need to get a grip with your opinions.



  71. 71

    i love your site perez, i really do. but you do yourself no favors by hating on someone for no good reason. what good reason could you possibly have for blaming this movie's failure on rumor willis? what is it that you have against her?



  72. 72

    It's like any other slasher movie. But, I don't think it's Rumer's fault. And she is a very cute young lady!



  73. 73

    P.S. I went to the theatre this weekend and saw Inglorious Basterds and the theatre was empty. Blame it on people not going to the show this weekend, duh!



  74. 74


  75. 75

    …Blame Ceiling-Eyes. Her performance was much weaker than any of the other girls.



  76. 76

    you would kill a baby to have people pay 1 million to see you, let alone 5.



  77. 77

    to everyone that watched the movie.
    did you notice that the slutty character chugs is the tawny dean from even stevens? lol i love it.



  78. 78

    and why are we blaming rumer? everyone knows that movie wasnt gunna bring in much….
    Re: Canadiana* – haha nice.



  79. 79

    I am so glad you are finally covering this! I was one of the five million who watched this movie on a bored evening for kicks and I could hardly get through it. HORRENDOUS. This has to be the worst movie I have ever seen in the 30 years I have been alive. The only one who I would hope doesn't get snubbed is Briana Evigan tho maybe next time she will know not to sign on to such a movie. I rate is as an F-. Oh Rumor, when will you learn. I feel bad for her but she just made her image that much worse if that is even possible. HUGE embarrassment - HUGE.



  80. 80

    You know Perez, I really do't care about your fake persona like u said at Tyra, but what this girl did to you for you to be so rude with her? Karma is a bitch and all that negativity will comeback to you, I can believe you are a happy person at all. how can u live knowing people hate you? I wish u could read this. Nam Myoho Rengue Kyo.



  81. 81

    i read that it only made 1.9 million on friday and sat.
    DAMN. that blows but im sure the twilight saga will make up for summit's loss.

    p.s.- i didnt even watch it because the trailer looked like it sucked, they need to stop making 80's remakes,
    anybody remember the remake of black christmas?-IT SUCKED!



  82. 82

    oh btw perez. blame audrina. when i asked anyone if they'd see the movie they said they would've watched rumer willis just to see how acting is but knowing that audrina was in it they changed their minds.
    this was a decent movie if you're into horror movies it's def one to check out.



  83. 83

    BLECH!! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! MY POINT OF VIEW IS BLAH ..BLAH…BLAH…BIMBOOOOSSSS……….MAYBE THEY DIDN'T SHOW ENUFF SKIN OR BOOBBBIEEESSS………HAHAHHAL LOLLLL!!!!!!!!!



  84. 84

    Most big budget movies suck anyway with overpaid, overrated actors aka "stars". More people should make $16 million dollar movies, keep them under 2 hours, and charge less for tickets.



  85. 85

    Silly me. I thought Mario called that empty vessel ceiling eyes because she is normally on her back (wink wink [or should I say wank wank?]).



  86. 86

    maybe we shouldnt blame rumor. i mean she hasnt really been in alot of movies and tv shows. but maybe in the long run she will get better in the mean time i think we should just blame audrina for just being whore



  87. 87

    I haven't seen the movie but I did see her on The Secret Life…something about her just annoys me. But why is it her fault? Not disagreeing just curious.



  88. 88

    Hmmm, so does that mean your website advertising is a fail too?



  89. 89

    I knew this movie would suck. I mean come on they already have made a fucking movie about sorority bitches getting canned.



  90. 90

    What do you expect from these people anyway? One is famous for being on a lame ass "reality" TV show and doing a semi porn Carl's jr. commercial. The other's only claim to fame is having two (homely) famous parents and for being as equally as unattractive as they are.

    Back in the 40's and 50's you had to be gorgeous and talented to be in films (Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Lana Turner, Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe), now all you need is the willingness and ability to make a fool of yourself.



  91. 91

    Re: Dick Gozinya – OMG! Az long az I have been seein your posts on this site I FINALLY fuckin read your profile name…Funny az fuck!



  92. 92

    Re: Paris France – Hey babygirl, how are ya?



  93. 93

    Re: xoxo_anonymous – Heeeeyyyy, can WE reallly be freindz girrrlll… I live in Texas, so if you live close we REALLY need to hit up that stripclub together girrrrll… I am SO game. Dont worry I am NOT a weirdo jus in bad need of exciting girlfreinds. So, if you want me to take a trip up to where youuuu live I cant try that az well… I am serous. Not crazy.



  94. 94

    it should recoup its budget just fine. plus its got fairly decent reviews



  95. 95

    Re: urawful – AWESOME and well put!!!!!!!

  96. Rose says – reply to this


    96

    I don't think it's Rumer, I think ol' ceiling eyes kills the interest of the female audience 100%. I mean she's like a walking, clinical example of butterface. Guys might not mind staring at her body the whole time, but females are left questioning why the hell this fugly bitch is in a movie shortly before realizing 'oh..she has a nice body…but damn…'



  97. 97

    i actually thought it was pretty good!
    solid film.



  98. 98

    I blame Perez Hilton for ruining Rumer's self confidence with his bullying and by this making her acting less good.



  99. 99

    I agree, Rumer willis is horrible. Everymovie she's has been in could've been so much better without her in it.
    Aurdrina is not much better.



  100. 100

    It looks really stupid, so I think I will blame the writer, director and producer. Oh, and I blame you for being an idiot. Or is that Rumer's fault too?

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