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The Pivert Still Has No Sense Of Humor

Filed under: Jeremy Piven

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The Public Theater in New York put on a cheeky little play last night called The Piven Monologues and naturally Jeremy Piven served them with a "cease and desist" letter.

The play is based on the Pivert's famed "mercury poisoning" incident leading him to pull out from Broadway show Speed-the-Plow.

There's another performance of The Piven Monologues set for next month, but we'll have to see what happens.

Piven's attorney stated that they aren't saying the theater can't do the play, but they can't make "defamatory statements" about their client.

Oh, lighten up! What happened to laughing about it?

Besides, all publicity is good publicity, Pivert!

Especially for you these days!

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26 comments to “The Pivert Still Has No Sense Of Humor”



  1. 1

    lamesauce



  2. 2

    What a Sissy! Gee… Everyone is wound up tighter than a virgin in an all male prison! Ha! What happened to humor, having fun, a good time and being able to laugh at yourself??!! He probably dates Kanye!! HA! HA! :-)



  3. 3

    hmmmmmm where i have seen him.. anyways im craving salami slices..anybody wanna buy?



  4. 4

    Poor Arie!!!



  5. 5

    Re: g.babyl0c805 – - HA! HA! HA! Hey! If that is your real pic, your a pretty girl/ oops.. Young Lady!! Jaz :-)



  6. 6

    too bad it's not defamation if it's true…



  7. 7

    Re: JazzieInVa
    wooohoooooooooooooo
    hez datin kanye….heheee



  8. 8

    Re: SheriMoonFireFly – - Hey! SheriMoonFireFlyHoney BeeStingThatNeedsBakingSodaOnIt'CauseItHurtsGirl…!!! HA!

    Thought Your Name Was NOT Long Enough!! HA! I Just Said That Because They Both Seem Like "Dicks!" HA! Glad You Enjoyed It! :-)



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    whatev, perez- piven is awesome and i cant figure out why you hate him so much- entourage is the best show on TV bc of him….
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  10. 10

    another big-headed jerk



  11. 11

    Was listing to C.P. today and yat. ym yn bg 46



  12. 12

    WIG WEARING QUEER! HES POOR!



  13. 13

    Control Freak. ayebeclear.com



  14. 14

    yes its me. lol wth.. thank you tho



  15. 15

    who cares hes friggin slammin…



  16. 16

    Everyone in NY and H Wood knows the real truth about Piven. We all laugh about it. He may have pulled one over on the "courts" but the "court of entertainment" know just what he did: pulled out of a contract on "fishy" circumstances. Maybe middle America buys it, but everyone else knows whats up.



  17. 17

    can't believe he went to PCU



  18. 18

    Very smart move, as this will give him much more publicity than any other option.



  19. 19

    He seems like a real douche.



  20. 20

    W/e…you're just jealous Entourage has never asked you to guest star on their show. ^^ Hell, even the D-listers like Bob Saget have guest-starred.



  21. 21

    W/e…you're just jealous that Entourage has never asked yo to guest-star on their show. Hell, even D-Listers like Bob Saget have been chosen over you! Suck on that, tubby!



  22. 22

    Something about Jeremy that's unlikable.
    Also, every character he plays is just a re-hashing of Ari Gold.
    One-dimensional actor.



  23. 23

    This guy takes himself way too seriously. Entourage is a show not your life. Get over yourself.



  24. 24

    You made it look like he's peeing on Africa!



  25. 25

    He makes my mercury boil.



  26. 26

    I guess after a year of people making fun of him he is tired of it. After a year of not saying 1 word except that he did like David Mamet's line about being thermometer. No he has no sense of humor. Forget the fact that the play is probably backed by the producers that are sore losers cause they lost. Perez did you like it when Demi Moore said you were posting child porn even though she should have know what her kid was up to especially since they are followed by the paparazzi. No you didn't like that and are you still suing over that. Is it right that these people would be making money using Jeremy's name without his permission. No that is not right either.