Home Videos Photos Shop
PerezHilton CocoPerez Kim K. Teen Mom JT James Franco PerezTV

Heche Assigned Parenting Coach

| Filed under: Legal MattersAnne Heche


After their recent displays of maturity, divorced couple Anne Heche and Coley Laffoon have been assigned a court-ordered "parenting plan coordinator" to help get their shiz together for the sake of their son, Homer.

The coordinator — who's being paid a whopping 375 bucks an hour — is in charge of coaching the exes on effective co-parenting and making parenting decisions together as well as resolving disputes between them relating to Homer.

Both Anne and Coley have agreed to the deal which remains in effect until May 1, 2011.

Well, good LUCK with these two!

That coordinator will be earning every cent of their big paycheck.

[Image via WENN.]

12 Days Of Perezmas: 6 Messy Custody Battles
The Biggest Scandals To Ever Hit The Country Music World
Former Child Stars & Their Scandals Since Stardom!
From Farce To Fatality -- Biggest Festival Fails Of All Time
The Biggest Kardashian/Jenner Business Fails!
Blac Chyna Vs. Rob Kardashian: Their Most Turbulent Moments!

21 comments to “Heche Assigned Parenting Coach”

  1. 1

    Celestia….that was her crazy name when she broke up with Ellen.

  2. 2

    More parents need someone like this to help out. Fingers crossed for the well being of that child.

  3. 3

    …$375 per hour is chump change for these freaks. Get a money order as an advance hun!

  4. 4

    Pitty !!

    - 375 an hr. wtf !!??

  5. 5

    She is insane.

  6. 6

    From the look of the substance on her chin,

    Just what was she teaching Homer?

  7. 7

    Of course Anne and Coley agreed to the Parenting Coordinator .. Their future child custody depends on it .. You can't ignore a court order

  8. 8

    what i want to know is, how the hell do i get that job?! :/

  9. 9

    Well, I hope she's paying for it. Regardless of how bad things are between them, she had no right to publicly trash the guy.
    … and what the hell kinda underwear was she wearing on David Letterman anyways???

  10. ta-da says – reply to this


    So does Anne have to pay the whole bill? Or does her ex have to pay half?

  11. 11

    She is an embarrassment to all women.

  12. 12

    i really think SOME of these celebrity's have kids just so people can talk about it because they have kids but need a nanny, a chef, a maid, a driver so they don't have to do shit but how the fuck are these kids suppose to learn anything?
    That's why they grow up to be like PARIS Hilton (brain dead), BRODY JENNER (he's just plain out retarded) Lindsy Lohan ( she's still fucking dazed and confused)…
    They are so full of themselves they don't want to do they're Job as a parent and now these two need a parenting coach………. WTF???????

  13. 13

    The person they are hurting by resorting to calling each other names and hating on each other is poor little Homer. No doubt each parent is putting Homer in the middle and asking Homer to choose between them. Love never forces children to choose between their mother or father. For your son's sake, grow up assholes.

  14. 14

    I pay that in Minnesota for mine, because my ex-creature is an idiot. I make about 20k a year. I basically make money to pay the parenting consultant, to try to protect my children from real abuse. 375 is cheap.

  15. 15

    She is a complete idiot and her remarks about her ex were totally inappropriate. Considering the money she makes, what she pays him in spousal support is chump change. And in any event, to go on television and make an ass of yourself dissing your kid's father is just pathetic. The woman is a total moron.

  16. 16

    Ewww.. She's a great example of a woman who looks much better with short hair.

  17. leo32 says – reply to this


    I'm a parent mediator and coach and charge nothing close to this exhorbitant rate. They are being MILKED!

  18. 18

    They named their poor kid Homer?

  19. 19

    she came into my restaurant while she was pregnant, and drank beer and wine the whole time. sadly, not a joke.

  20. 20

    She's a wacko, wasn't she abducted by aliens a few years back. I am not an Ellen fan, but breaking up with her was probably the best thing she's ever done!

  21. 21

    Anne Heche is a crazy bitch and a pathetic excuse of an actress/human being/mother. I'm glad the court appointed someone to look after her crazy ass - this is the same woman who was out wondering in the desert looking for a UFO then recently goes on national TV to trash the father of her older son. She's totally incompetent.