What To Expect? Awesomeness!
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After you watch this clip you will want to instantly buy tickets to a show, if you haven't done so already.
CLICK HERE to get tickets and find out when the Perez Hilton Presnts tour is coming to town, featuring Ladyhawke, Ida Maria, Semi Precious Weapons, Sliimy, FrankMusik, Julian Perretta and Eric Hutchinson!
[Thanks to Matt Ackerman and Green Leather Sofa Productions for doing SUCH a great job on this video.]
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the fact that you can't sell out rooms that fit 2-3000 people should be indication that people don't like YOU. I love the acts but sorry, perez's name on anything ain't getting a dime from me
LMAO!!!! I AM SO GLAD YOU POSTED THIS!!!! Was this held in a gymnasium at a high school concert or talent show? I noticed you got about 45 people crammed up as close as possible to the stage, and you're fat head counts for 3 of those.
Thank you for justifying how horribly sad and awful this was.
LMAO>
I'll be there in Milwaukee on the 22nd!!!!!! I hope to see you there Perez!
And derek78.. if you don't like perez then why'd you join this site?
I think it was an inspired decision to talk about your tour whilst sitting on the toilet…. very fitting!
Better than I expected.
perez i won tickets to this but i checked my email all late and wrong. but thanks for the tickets anyway!!
What to expect..lameness and yellow hands
geez what a self promoting douche
cant give them fucking tickets away huh?
ummm outta control!!!! wish i was in the area for a show!
Was this held at the American Legion?
I went to the show in Boston cause I won some tickets. We stayed for Frankmusik and Semiprecious Weapons, who were both pretty good. i wouldnt pay 27 bucks for it though.
Re: Cassandrella – Because he like all of us has the right to join and criticize just like you have the right to kiss up to Perez.
No way! I'd rather watch paint dry.
P.S. You sound like Jack Black- awesomeness! COPYCAT!
your tour would be doing well if u actually had people we've heard of before
Usually 1 band alone can fill a small hall - you have a bunch of bands and the place was still relatively empty. Doesn't it bother you to lie about the success when you could be honest and say "this is my first tour and its not going well, but i"ll do better in the future"…
I won tickets to the Boston show this past weekend & it was pretty good.
Semi-Precious Weapons - Never heard them before, but loved them! Would def see them again… (made my bf wicked uncomfortable bc they put on quit a show!) lol
LadyHawke was great too.
I went there to see Ida tho and she had some sort of breakdown and left the stage. The last song she sang through tears was good and heart felt. Felt bad for whatever she was going through.
LOL!!! You can actually see where there's about 50 people in front of the stage and a couple of shots… EMPTY behind them. Too funny. All the local reports on the show - bombed big time. And some wonder why there are no reviews P is spamming about his show…
Funny thing is I see the word "Awesomeness!" and what I'm really getting is a desperate whining plea of "This tour is a bust but please buy my tickets".
Congratulations on yet another one of your failed business ventures.
I went on Monday in Boston. No one was there and it was really really bad. Frankmusik went on first and I missed him. Who starts a show at 8:00 sharp. Awfulness
i thought it was important..
What a great video! Looks like a blast!
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sounds like a hot party, but sorry to bust your chops this Ladyhawke whatever her name is being compared to Kim Wilde? I don't think so, Kim was my first crash in 1993 -there is no one like Kim Wilde, she was the Hottest and it chick on planet, livein USA for 12 years i ve never seen anything more hot then our British Wilde.
This Tour should come to America
You are hideous. Fat ass. Go lose some weight. You're giving us gays a bad name. Stop talking shit about people who are 50 x better looking than you.
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WOW!! What a crowd, looks/sounds like 30 people there at best.
Re: eastender – Mario was trying to squeeze Sliimy out for the first show. This whole tour is really embarrassing.
There's 3:25 of my life that I'll never get back.
Love this video!
Perez, what kind of dog and pony show are you trying to run? That venue felatied more than you. I'd like to meet your promotional team, pay them whatever it is your shitty show costs, and kick all of them right in the nuts. You bush league dork.
Rest assured, if you're reading this, you have NOT already purchased a ticket. Internet cockroach Perez Hilton continues his desperate bid to prevent utter humiliation as yet another PH venture fails on a grand scale.
I am decidedly older than the average demo that is on your site. However, I am really struck how cruel and mean some posters have been. I suppose when you build a career on being who you are as a personality, it comes with the territory. But, jeez Perez, you have really touched a nerve in several posters psyche. I feel like I am in high school reading some sort of "peer pressure" gossip paper.
Wow…I can't believe 50 people were dumb enough to buy a ticket…
WHO, WHO AND WHO???? UMMM NO THANKS, NO HOW, NO WAY!!!!
Yeah, that was pretty fucking bad and sad.
You look like Harvey Milk in this picture
'Some of the hottest bands on the planet?' Guess you're living on a entirely different one then Mario because guess what; NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF THESE FUCKERS!!
Expect to do tons of coke its the only way you'll stay awake…
Who is the first song from on the video?
Jeez pervez, "Our thoughts go out to the family at this sad time." Send in the clowns.
Are ya getting that desperate Perez? BTW~so not loving your shirt.
Cool. Do the damn thing. ayebeclear.com
I see that 4 & 8-packs of tickets in Toronto have been discounted to $20. Here it is the day before the "concert" and 8 discounted tickets are readily available. Meanwhile, not even a single is available for U2 at the Skydome with top price of $252 where 58,000 will attend a real rock concert. Shove Sliimy up your ass.
My Perezcious has made this wonderful video and people should feel BAD for him that his finest organizational work is so sparsely attended. PLEASE, rush right out and buy tickets, otherwise my Perezcious will be MOCKED and LAUGHED AT by the concert industry!!
dont be hating on perez people. why even come to this website if all you want to do it be rude. find something better to do with your time.
PEREZ-ill see you denver! i am so excited and i cant wait.
ps im very sad eric hutchinson be there.
Funny how there are like 5 people in the audience cheering when you announce who's up next. Made me LoL.
Well that video sure won't get people to buy tickets. Looks like about 100 people showed up. It wasn't the roof you blew off, it was Matt Ackerman for doing this video.
looks like awesome fun! great acts… come to Australia!
Re: kittyK8 – Because we hate this fucking loser and everything he pretends to stand for.
Sounds like there's about 5 retards in the audience. HA!!
Perez,whats up with that hair,ULGYLY
"After you watch this clip you will want to instantly buy tickets to a show"?!
NOT REALLY. AFTER WATCHING THAT ALL I WANNA DO IS GRAB PEREZ BY THAT CARROT TOP HAIR AND THROW HIM IN THE GARBAGE OF SHIT.
Re: kittyK8 – It's people like you that make me laugh, you disapprove of people being rude to Perez yet you have no problem with the vile and petty things he say's about real celebs. Please save the hating speech and save it for defending someone who doesn't make a living off of hating people.
I wouldn't mind seeing Ladyhawke & Ida Maria, but well, maybe another time.
Christ, are you going to wear that SHITTY shirt in every photo op you are in?
That thing must stink like hell already.
Went to the Boston show and it was great!!! Only wish Eric Hutchinson was there too, i love him! Thanks for introducing us to some new talent, all the acts were good.
So, you blew the roof off what - a bingo hall, a flea market, or a phone booth? Did you advise each one of the performers "YOU'RE NOT A F***ING ARTIST, YOU"RE A F***ING F**GOT"? The sound of one hand clapping I call it.
Gosh, how disappointed all these new acts must be, latching onto Mario's name, thinking it will get them something, and all who show up to see them are roughly a dozen of Mario's sycophants, all of whom were probably paid to be there! This tour is the biggest joke since George Lucas told Hayden Christensen he could act.
this actually looks like fun!
Mario you suck. Your so-called record label sucks and Slimey sucks. Your "shows" all suck and anybody who likes and defends you sucks. I come on this site so I can tell you just how much you suck. You suck. You really really suck. You are the epitome of all things suckery.
FAIL
LMFAO! You couldnt even fill a small venue…I think you should be honest with yourself and go back to cleaning toilets..
Re: kittyK8 –
Re: Cassandrella –
A suggestion if I may, when u do c Perez crawl up his fat saggy ass and and eat his shit since u love this retard so much
Re: Chanbo – You didn't feel that way reading Perez' site in the first place?
Re: imsoregistered – Well said.
i would never go to that show even if someones pays me! you lik horrible music perez! try to listen to metallica, guns n roses or ac/dc
Did you pay those 50 odd people in the "audience".. hell most people would not come if you paid them hundreds of thousands of dollars.The line up is so shit for a start…
And then there is..YOU.. as "host" -dear god.. preserve my aching bones.