Cokate's Surprise For Simon
Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Moss > Lily Allen > Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell's 50th birthday bash is rapidly approaching and we're sure all those A-List celebs attending are scrambling to figure out what to get him.
But Kate Moss has it all figured out.
Cokate's going to "surprise" him with a performance, as in she's going to sing for Simon!
She does know that this is a birthday party and not an X-Factor or American Idol try-out, right?
So, what song has she picked to make Simon's ears bleed?
According to a source, "It’s a toss up between a sexy Marilyn Monroe-style ‘Happy Birthday’, or her speciality Lily Allen’s Not Fair, which she has been practicing with her friend Lily.”
If she's been practicing with Lily, then it's guaranteed to be a hot mess!
Hopefully someone will record this!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: September 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
And where will you be that night Mario, lickin' cum off the floor of a truckstop men's room again right?
…she will do a line, then sing a line and knock the manboobs right off of him. Happy Birthday!
BORING!!!
Got my invite.. hope not to see your hairy ass there Mario
AT LEAST SHE LOOKS GOOD IN A SHORT SKIRT!!!!
that show is over…
what a fucking mess. Even before I read the bottom I thought to myself - 'she's just going to do the sexy Marilyn'. Dumb dumb dumb. I just hope Simon gives her the American Idol treatment after the song.
You missed me fistin' your asshole don't cha bitch?
kate moss is a bitch. shes only a model cause she supplied her managers n designers wit coke hAHAHA JAYYKAYY
Re: g.babyl0c805 – …you are sharp as usual. I never even thought about that.
Re: Big Black Dick – did you hear, someone was pretending to be harry? fucking assholes
Re: karencarpenter – lmao urs was pretty damn good also my dearest!
She should leave a syringe sticking out of her arm so people can see her behind the mic stand.
EAT SHIT MARIO!!!
Well, I guess Simon is planning to hang up his "Idol" hat for his birthday. Why else would he let Degeneres on his show? Or is it just to prove once and for all that anyone can be a "star" if they have enough money to "buy" it.
But, Simon, change it up a bit. Freak out once in a while. I KNOW you can do it….. I'd actually like to see you rip into your host for the grand finale…
REALLY!!?!
Anya Blah, blah, blah… Grand Duchess of Blog-Doom
Kate's dream is to be a singer. Always was. Sadly, for those who have never heard her painful renditions, she can't sing for toffee. At least they'll all have a good laugh.
who cares?
Bravely stepping out of her box, but secretly hoping he'll sign her.
Perez, instead of being an asshole you should listen to some of her previous recordings… Why don't you start with her duet with Primal Scream?
Jesus Kate - give it up. You're just a groupie. NOT a rock star. YOu can't sing and you know it. Stick to twirling on poles in videos and milk what's left of your rapidly fading modeling career.
Hopefully she'll do it naked and someone will video it.
ywlisi. Looking forward to soooo many things! Can't wait!
YAY Lily Rose Allen, please Kate don't sing Not Fair it will ruin it, and only Lily can sing her songs no one can do her at all.