Madonna's Brother Isn't Impressed
Filed under: Madonna > Rachel Zoe
Madonna's estranged brother, Christopher Ciccone, is opening his mouth again — this time about his sister's looks!
Really?
Ciccone says of Madonna's appearance at the VMAs:
"She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!
It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don't keep.
It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him."
Meow!
But can it, Christopher.
Old Raisinface doesn't even COMPARE to our beloved Madge!
[Image via Andres Otero / WENN.]
Posted: September 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I think Madge looks freakin fantastic. He is a fat disgusting homo. I hate him and how dare he! She looks healthy.
Who cares what the fucktard brother of hers has to say. Why hasn't anyone written him off yet?
meow indeed !!!
Bitter much!? … why is it that hideous fat people are the ones judging others… (you included)
Re: cookiepuss71 – …agreed.
she look okay in that pic but it must have taken all day to spackle tuck paint and get her ready. she normally pretty much looks like a old hag
That's a horrible thing to say! She's his sister! Awful! I think she looks very nice in this picture. And I doubt Madonna cares what her brother says anyway.
I thought Madonna looked fabulous that night. And whether Perez likes it or not, Rachel Zoe is beautiful and stylish.
…more like "Madonna's Brother Isn't Impressive."
With family like him, who needs enemies?
Fabulous Mz M looks great! It looks like she is heather…gained some weight in her face. It makes her look much younger. Her brother needs to suck a rotten donkey dick. He just hatin as usual.
She looks great! She looked better than she has looked in a while actually. I can't believe that's coming from her own brother. They don't have to talk but he also doesnt have to be public about her. Hes a moron!
Madonna hasn't looked good in years. Just another middle aged woman desperately trying to cling on to something she will never get back, rather than taking the graceful route. So sad.
I thought she looked AMAZING!!
regarding the speech…….it was all about her and obvious she had failed mj maybe Diana would have came across a little better but we still love ya Madge & the ciccone familia
Re: cat1329 – An old hag… ??? WTF… How many 51 yr olds look like that….?
Jealous much? Madonna looks beautiful - her face is gorgeous, her hair is gorgeous. She looks sooo youthful. Her brother is fug, and probably hasn't had any tail for a lont time…and def. hasn't had tail anywhere near as HOT as Madonna's Jesus….Yep, he's got a big old case of the ugly, green, jealous monster. He thought he would get rich from his 'tell all' book. Now Madonna is in the spotlight, and hotter than ever with a sexy new single out. He will NEVER compare!! GO MADONNA! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL and you ROCK.
He is sour grapes and it's so very obvious. It's no wonder she has nothing to do with this opportunistic tool.
Madonna must have really screwed him over for him to say something like that public. Or he's on drugs… Why else would someone talk like that publicly about a family member?
So bad a brother speaks like that about his sister….
no need to put down Rachel Zoe… she's awesome.
Overwhelming evidence that rich and fame gets you anything including hot men
Why do people keep dragging Jesus into this?? Leave the "gentle soldier" of the Cross out of this mess. Me and Madge are Jewish. I DO include other faiths in my life path, I will not speak for this ultra-gorgeous woman as to her faith path. I just know it is a great one, look at this BEAUTIFUL woman. My current dude thinks she is ultra-hot and wants to meet her…
Yeah, that got Sean Penn looking….
Anya Blah, blah, blah… The Grand Duchess of Blog-Doom
I said I'd try. Al is a great man, a man among men.
Jealous much???? He should take a look in the mirror, he doesnt look so hot. She looks GREAT
agreed! don't mess with Madge!
Christopher needs to go SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Madonna looked very good ~~ and very age appropriate!! at least she didn't go there and pretend to be 20 or use her fake English accent!!
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I say that Madonna's brother is jealous, poor and a fucking "HATER"!!
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GET A FUCKING LIFE DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope M leaves YOU nothing when her times does come!!! “““““““““ HOLLA!!!
Still riding on his sister's coat tails…
Holy Crap!! There's finally something about this family that I like! So many truthes have never been spoken in one sentence. HAHAHAHAHA
Nice cheek implants. She looks like Madame (the puppet from "Hollywood Squares", etc.). Ugly old hag.
Obviously her brother is a bitter, envious brat.
Well then, the rest of us need that magic elixer that unimpressed Christopher must be drinking, seeing as how he seems to be the only one of us not aging.
She look like she just got a fist in da ass.
thats interesting — I thought this was one of the rare moments that Madonna looked GREAT!!..she wasn't showin' off those crazy arms of hers :p
I thinks she smells like a grandmother….
Madonna is icky. Plain and simple. She looked horrible that night and her music is not so good anymore. Why doesn't she just retire and enjoy her money.
Re: cat1329 – hahahhahahahahahaha
Sorry but I must say Miss thing has never looked BEttER! Ever!!!
The simple fact that his elderly sister cannot sell records or crack radio and the charts should be hint enough for Christopher Ciccone that no one really cares about him or the old crone.
What does he expect? I mean, she was honoring Michael Jackson that night. Surely he didn't expect her to wear something crazy like Lady Gaga wore. She was trying to look appropriate for the occasion.
I think Madonna looks quite amazing. She looks sophisticated and young. Bravo!
Her brother is an asshole. I think she looks good in the picture (and I'm not even a fan).
HE IS RIGHT, SHE IS STRETCHED WAY TOO TIGHT, NOT EVEN ZOE HAS HAD THIS MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY. ITS WAY EXTREME!@
I ran into the fat fuck excuse for M's brother at a party this week and let me just go on record and say he is the most rotten human being I've ever met. The things that flew out of his mouth were rude and spastic. While this sweaty obese fuck sat on a couch like a hawk, he processed to literally pull boys in by their faces and attempt to make out with them. Most were caught so off guard that he did indeed succeed in a brief make out session n the dim lighting before they realized they were not exchanging a mad passionate kiss with another hotty (which the party was full of), but sucking face with something that looked like a cross between Rodney Dangerfield and Lucianno Pavorotti. Newsflash dumbfuck, just cause Madonna's bro doesn't mean you are any "better" than the nice mexican lady that cleans my house on the weekly and just a side note- next time you get the urge to go home a slash your wrists because we both know your a miserable shit, go with it baby,go with it. XoXo - That guy who you thought could hear you.
yeah to be fair madonna did look like the bride of wildenstein at the VMA's what was up with her face?!?
her brother is a dick though . . . . i guess she stopped sending cheques his way
exactly! i think he's an idiot! if i were 51 and looked like that i'd be sooo happy!
Well, he looks like Jabba the Hut so I think Madonna wins.
Madge is an OLD HAG!!!! white women look twice their age and believe me this old hag is no different. She stole everything from black gay men they trained on how to dance , talk and just have swagger. Her brother is rite . U white queens gotta have somebody to hold on too. She's an old ass bitch.
First of all, that zippered jacket was MJ inspired. Tacky to criticize something worn while speaking about a dead person. Secondly, he will say anything for a few hundred dollars because he needs drug money. Third, Him saying nice things wont get attention and thats what he really wants. poor chubby queen.
He needs to get laid or something. ayebeclear.com
Love Christopher, he tells it like it is!!!! Hate Madonass!
He should have commented on her ridiculous "Michael Jackson tribute" to herself. Could this bitch be anymore self-serving and egomaniacal? The speech was just plain shameless…She should have spent a lot more time talking about Michael, and a lot less about herself.
She looked fantastic at the VMAs, especially for 51. Her brother is a fat bitter old queen just like Perez will be in a few years.
Re: Dalissimo –
All of the ones that can afford good botox and plastic surgery.
ha! that is her brother? she looks good. sure she had some plastic surgery but shes fine. rachel zoe has hanging skin.
OK, cocoballs, we know you made this up. You're a fuckin liar. Madonna still will have NOTHING to do with you. She totally avoided you at the VMA's/–HAHAHAHA!!!
throwin' fam under the bus in public is trés tacky.
so, loser material!
i'd take madonna's roided up manly body over rachel zoe's skin&bones any day…and as for the face…madonna's is a gazillion times better than rachel's raisin face…it seriously does look like a raisin, so odd
Madge is a hag.
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At least she has her arms covered so only her claw-like hands are showing.
I like the coat. It's not a bad look, but it's not amazing. Madonna hasn't amazed me with her clothes for quite some time. The last time I remember really loving her was when she wore the gorgeous Dolce and Gabbana coats during her Evita phase.
Now she wears the Marc Jacobs runway bunny ears, which looks amazing in the Louis Vuitton runway show, but weren't mean to be worn outside the runway, and especially not on a 50-year-old woman! She doesn't need to dress her age, but she could try to dress more like a 30-year-old, at least! She's always in sweat pants and Ed Hardy!
Madonna looks amazing. He's just a bitter yucky man.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
what a jackass. she looked lovely and ladylike.
He is just jealous cause he is a FAT, old gay man and Madonna looks stunning and incredible for her age.
Anything to try to ride on Madonna's coat tails huh Chris? Act your age and get over yourself, shes rich, she's famous, and she wouldn't share, so grow up. And further more, her looks at the MTV awards last weekend were better than i have seen from her in a long time, she looked fucking fantastic.
So why does anybody pay any attention to this useless douche who's apparently never actually DONE anything, when he's talking smack about somebody who's talented and has worked her ass off? This guy is a loser with a capital dumbass.
Why is that news? Madonna looked gorgeous.That stupid f*ck needs a visit to the optometrist.Nobody cares about that idiot.
Fucking asshole! How dare he?! SHE MADE HIM WHO HE IS/WAS. FUCK HIM EVERYONE HATES YOU CHRIS! NOW GO BUY SOME MORE COKE LOSER!
I actualliy thing she is gorgeous. I'm not a madonna fan bt I can still rise abovge that to see beauty when it deserves to be recognized. Bro is having sibling issues. Get over it.
A. Madonna looked beautiful and glamorous.
B. The Rachel Zoe comparison makes absolutely no sense.
C. Does CC actually think he is witty with that Jesus comment?
D. Didn't he claim to write his book about her 'out of love'?
E. Who even cares what that loser/sycophant/nobody brother of hers thinks, anyway?
What the hell happened to him? They used to be tight. BTW. Madonna looks beautiful in that pic. (as usual).
Soooooooo where did this info come from?
he must be on drugs because she is so beautiful and healthy
Re: molly moo – @47 - …and your racist and patently false accusations are those of someone half your age, revealing your I.Q. to undoubtedly be half again of that.
oh please…she fuckin wrote that book and everything he's saying she's
probably writing the script!!!!
come on he's book didn't reveal anything!!! folks…
she has stories….some good, some bad…some ugly but don't we all
and for 51…her body looks better than some 18years…
she just needs to cool it with the airbushing in photos to unreal
come on the louis vuitton ads!!!! give me a break
who's that girl???? not old madge
Too much envy!
Christopher is a pathetic, bitter, coke-faced punk. PERIOD.
Ok ok…looks down in my purse,"who needs a tampon?"
shut up fat queer.if it wasnt for madonna you would be jerkin ur small dick on a couch in a trailer.
madge looks amazing i dont even believe chris said a shit like that actually.i think that press wants to bring M down again.she sells thousand of magazines thats why press is like that.they are evil.chris is expecting that madonna forgives him.he is such a loser.ur DAD WILL KILL U CHRIS.UR A GAY DRUNK AND DRUG ADDICTED MAN.U WANT MONEY WELL TRY TIO STAY CLOSE TO AMDONNA CAUSE SHE GAVE U EVERYTHING U HAVE
all madonna family is at madonna side.her father agree with madonna.mmadonna is very hurt with her brotrher and she gave him everything.he went to the wrong ways in live.its his lost.madonna still fabulous
I want to see how you all will look when you get to her age. For me, she looks fab..MJ, Madge and myself are the same age. FYI…I am constantly getting carded, and I don't have the moolah they have/had for upkeep. It's all in the genes kids, 1958 was a great year for everything.
She looked FAB!!!!!!! whatever loser!!!
Madonna looks amazing - as they say - the best revenge is DOING WELL - and she is.
Re: Artee – Right on, Artee! I had always heard this guy was a complete loser, but then you get the haters on this site that always side with those that trash Madonna. Funny, I thought Madonna-bashing went out with the 80's… Thanks for posting something TRUE on this site for a change!
Re: Moluver –
Arrogant loser brother that trashes his sister but has known her for 40+ years vs. delusional, overpraising fans who don't know her, but think she can do no wrong. I'll put more faith in the loser brother.