The New Girls Next Door
The premiere of The Girls Next Door is approaching next month and the new blondes in the Playboy mansion are ready to bore enthrall us with their nonexistent sparkling personalities.
Looks like 23-year-old Crystal Harris is Holly Madison's replacement as Hef's main squeeze, sharing a bedroom with Hef while 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon have a room all to their own.
Says Karissa of the twins' room:
"Our room is pimp. We've got the round spinning bed from Chicago, a kickass big-screen TV and we have the perfect view of all the parties in the backyard. And we're getting a stripper pole in there, too."
Well, naturally. And Crystal wants us all to know that she and Hef really are a good match, adding:
"Hef and I actually have a lot in common. We were both psychology majors in school… We laugh a lot together. We watch movies together. We love relaxing and having a good time and hanging out with the girls. We just keep it fun."
When asked about any downsides to living in the Playboy mansion, Karissa responds, "Peacocks! We don't like the peacocks here. They poop everywhere, and they're loud." Twin sister Kristina jokingly adds, "We're going to try to sell them on eBay."
BARF!
We're not sure about these broads. They don't seem to have as much to offer as the original gals and even Hef has trouble differentiating between the three of them.
What do U think of the new girls? Will U be watching the new season?
[Image via Rachel Worth / WENN.]
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Nope.. no other girls will replace Holly, Bridget and Kendra
all of them together wont even be a 1/100th as fun as Kendra!
Looks and sounds like the hair bleach seeped into their brains.
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You would have to pay me ALOT to watch it..
werent the peacocks gifts from HOlly to Hef??
can't wait
Ill watch it… but i wont like it.. Ill miss Holly, Bridget and Kendra =(
Another round of mindless bullshit to fill America's ignorance….
ugh.. i bet they suck. i liked the other girls much better
I will not be watching the new girls next door I don't like them ….
I miss the old girls already…
Hell no, not a chance!!
no there can only be one of "the girls next door" and that was holly, kendra and bridget.
No one will ever replace the OG's!!!!!!!!! I will watch but this show will probably bomb! By the way, why do the Shannon twins feel the need to dress the same all the time? That is so 1989!!!! And it is so gross that two sisters sleep with Hef! Does he take turns??? OOOOHHHHH, you are sleeping with your sister each time you sleep with Hef!!!!
LIKE i said BEFORE….NO ONE can REPLACE holly….i just know hef would like her back…
Re: bahama – I don't think he actually sleeps with the girls…maybe Crystal.. but he never slept with Bridget or Kendra… only Holly.
They Dont like peacocks? no problem holly likes them and hef too, I dont think they make it to the 2nd. season
nope, doesn't even look near as good as kendra, holly, and bridget. Nor are they half as sexy as the other 3, Hef must be losing his vision already.
These are not the girl's next door….they are the skanks down the street and around the corner……no one can replace Holly, Bridgette, and Kendra. They will have one season and that's it.
These girls are just a insult to all the women in his past. Hef is starting to really show his age. This last bunch are just a joke! Will I tune in. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh…these chicks make me vomit. The worst part of the trailer for the new show is when Karissa states "I'm not the new Holly, Holly is the old me". Stupid bitch.
THEY ARE HOT BUT, I'LL HAVE TO WATCH TO SEE IF I LIKE THEM.THE LAST BIMBO BATCH WAS ENJOYABLE. ALTHOUGH, HOLLY SEEMS A LITTLE TOO UPTIGHT FOR MY TASTE. KENDRA IS DEFINATELY COOL. HAS ANYONE EVER WATCHED KENDRA'S WORKOUT VIDEO. OMG! LOST MY BREATH BUT NOT BECAUSE I EXERCISED.
Nothing will replace the original girls. Sorry Hef. It's Over…
Actually No, Kendra said in an interview once she did sleep with hef. And Bridget has as well. Isabella St James's book is a must read for Girls Next Door Fans. It has some VERY interesting info about Holly and Bridget.
Those twins are UGLY!!!!! No way these girls can replace Holly, Bridget & Kendra!
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2/do hiz cockeedoodle…
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wow for once i dont know what to say. i'm speechless at their stupidity.
same crap different Hoes
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's so weird, there is nothing really pretty about any of their faces. It's sort of like Hef just wants to get girls that look completely blank so they can load them up with eyeliner and bleach other there hair to make thing look sort of clone-y. Seriously, put their hair up and wipe off the eyeliner and you have 3 of your average Dairy Queen employees in Tulsa Oklahoma.
Oh, and the one on the right looks like a younger version of Dina Lohan because this girl only looks about 50.
NO
the original girls can't be replaced.
No I will not watch.
I am not watching,no one can replace the original girls. Love em
does anyone else find it extremely weird when ADULT twins dress alike? creepy
i was a huge fan of the fist girls next door so fuck no i wont be watching you cant replace holly,bridget and kendra they should change the name of the show now to "THE RETARDS NEXT DOOR" LOL I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH
How can these chicks bang Hef?? His saggy weiner makes me want to vomit!! SELF RESPECT LADIES!!!
NOPE I won't be watching and I never, ever missed any of the REAL Girls Next Door. These fake losers are AWFUL.
He's a sick effing pig. 19 year old twins?!?!?! That is just sickening on all levels…especially if they actually areintimate! I am so repulsed by him.
……………….
I admit, I watched it up to the end before. But I will not watch with these new skanks. This will tank.
This is crap. Pure crap.
I say keep it up Hugh. "I AM HUGH HEFNER!!" He loudly said when we were chatting over lunch one day. "So what," I said. "I know your brother."
Interesting perspective on the world this man has, though. You'd be amazed who he spends retreat time with. A bunch of looney tuners… Really.
NO! One more days!!
Love and blessings to the "shelter" for obviously far too perfect women,
Anya "Momma" Blah, blah, blah…..
im not going to watch that at all.
why would sisters want to date the same guy?
how pathetic.
they should get slapped for dissing tha peacocks.
they're just mad cause the birds look better.
really they're just ……
GOLD DIGGERS.
nah…sounds lame. It wont be the same without the original 3.
Is anyone else disturbed by 3 young girls in a "relationship/reality show"with an 83 year old man?Are we this hard up for money and D-list fame?They should re-name this show"Who wants to do my Pa-Paw".
Their so lame! On July 21st I was on my way to Vegas to celebrate my sis's 21st bday. Heff's twins were on my flight. Southwest flight! These girls sat all the way in the last sits of the plane. They got NO VIP service whatsoever! I thought Heff's girls got VIP treatment??? Like, private planes?
when Hef kicks it, won't be so boring..
Nah, not a chance. The first trio actually had something special when it came to chemistry and personalities, these three don't.
Re: MandiBee – - That's Funny and True!! I will probably watch the First show out of "Curiosity", but I do not see myself watching the whole season. If they wanted to do the show, they should have come up with a total different concept. The weird thing is that Holly is the one who found all of these girls for the Playboy Shoot! How Disrespectful to her!
Re: Spindoc – - Hey Spin! Is that your real pic??!! Where in DC do you live, or are you lie me & live outside DC???!! Jaz
The other girls were idiots too. What's the difference? Most of the country can't tell any of the blond bimbos apart.
Way to whore yourselves out girls…mama must be so proud your suckin 80 year old dick for room and board.
There's nothing special at all about them..I think age finally reached his brain..oh wait that happened loooong before..well it seems that his choices are getting worse and worse.
i think they look like idiots..no one could replace kendra, bridget and holly…so hell no i wont be watching..
i miss the real girls
I have no plans to watch. The twins didn't come off as very charismatic or entertaining when they first appeared on the show for their photo shoot for the anniversary edition of Playboy. I don't think the original dynamic can be replaced. Honestly, even though I really enjoy Kendra — I don't even like her show. I liked the original GND for what everyone brought to it and it doesn't work when that chemistry is changed.
I hate the twins. They're so rude.
Nothing will ever replace the ORIGINAL Girls Next Door
YOU COULD NOT PAY ME TO SEE THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!!! SCREW THE NEW GIRLS!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE REAL GIRLS NEXT DOOR: HOLLY, BRIDGET, AND KENDRA!!!!
3 Bleach blonde bores.
Should be red head, blonde and brunette
that would give it more variety.
I mean its not about whats inside anyways.
its just a fun, silly show.
No way. If Holly, Bridget and Kendra aren't on there, then no way. I read about how they were bitches at Kendras baby shower also. So no, I will NOT be watching.
No, at least not on purpose. It'll just make me miss Bridget Kendra and Holly! These girls seem incredibly boring and supposedly they were rude at Kendra's baby shower. Speaking of Kendra I CAN'T WAIT for her second season!!!
I'll be watching! but it most likely won't be the same
( and that crystal Harris chick loooooks way older then 23!
Re: nicolejonasrose – - That is so TRUE! I will Have to Ask Sharon Bishop. She is Kendra's hair dresser. She is originally from Waldorf, MD (about 16 miles outside of the heart of Washington, DC).
Our Fathers Used to work with each other on Andrews Air Force Base! They are Military Men! I am/was a Military Brat!! I used to baby sit she and her brother, David - YEARS ago!! Am I telling my age or what!! HA!
She will give me the dish, cause I think she still does hair at the Playboy Mansion. You actualy see her on Kendra's show….
Getting off of the point, but everytime I see those "Twins", they alwasys seem like their facial expression is "Smelling Something Bad!" And then I keep looking for "Hef".. You know "That Old Man Smell!!", but they always have a Sour Puss "Rat Face" on them! AND STUPID AS A ROCK!! HA! HA! What UGLY Bitch-Whores!! (oops.. am I allowed to say that on this website?? Sorry!)
I don't think I'm going to be watching it this season. I absolutely loved Holly, Bridget & Kendra. This girls look stupid & stuck up.
Give the new girls time, I’m sure they will weave themselves into the fabric our culture like so many iconic reality messes before them.
Nope. This show should have stopped when the originals left.
I haven't said this in a while, I completely agree with you… They're beating this franchise to death. There was something about the original 3 that was endearing, which is a lot to say in this very unconventional situation. These 3…. with the twins being as bea-otchie and k-unty as they are & a Holly wanna-be…. not so much. I predict the show to cancel after this season. I'd rather watch the opening sequence to Kendra's show on loop for 3 hours than 1 episode of this…
Hmmm, I dont know. We'll see.
I probably won't be watching when i can just watch Kendra reruns and the original GND reruns
Ugh, I definitely won't be watching this one. We've already gotten used to the other three being the "Girls Next Door" and these girls don't seem as entertaining. I don't think America will accept them as replacements. And that Crystal girl is 23? She looks like she's 30!
kenra was the best i like her out of all of them holly just wanted heff is money that's why she want to marry him so badly i use to watch every show bridget was okay too holly always want to take over
I'll watch it, but just to compare them to the old girls. Hmmm wonder who will win ;p
i think im gonna watch the first episode to see how it is but no one can replace Holly Kendra and Bridget! … those 3 look like whores and they are there just cuz hes has money!
………. and the peacocks where a gift from Holly to Hef!
i dont think im gonna like them!
Sigh. The dumbing-down of America continues
I really can't believe they are starting a new season. The original girls had a certain charm that everyone grew to love, so who the crap are these hussies coming in trying to steal their spotlight?! I will not watch. i think they're all incredibly trashy.
i wont watch unless holly, bridget or kendra are guest starring.
Hef will never get anyone to replace Holly, I think she actually was in love with him which is hard to grasp and she was the most beautiful girl in my opinion. I never watched this show regularly but now Ill never watch it. Hef and E screwed up on this one because women arent men and actually look at women as people not sex objects and grew attached to bridget holly and kendra. I think most girls are pissed and wont watch these three new brainless whores who are so grimy and dirty. Holly gifted Peacocks and Crystal gifted Herpes.
EWWW…just think about him having sex///BARF!!
NO WAY! The Girls Next Door will always be Holly, Bridget+Kendra.
Hellz to the NO, I can"t stand them.
ill prob watch it just to see what they are doing with the show…
No Way!!!! It will never be the same!
cant replace the originals
definitely NOT watching…and those twins are seriously so hideous! hef what were you thinking?! at least the main girl is pretty…but i agree no one will replace the original three!! (well, two, i loved kendra and bridget, but not really holly)
they look like your average bimbos. they look like no personality looking bores, the other three had their own uniqueness to them.
I know this show/heff is a great starting point for a lot of young girls careers, but ew. That's all I have to say. lol I mean.. just.. ew. You know what I mean?
Sorry thier lame, I love Holly Bridget and Kendra and will not love these new skanks.
Your not doing the old Bewitched Switch-a-Roo on us Playboy…
The twins really seem like bitches even from the beggining when they came to the mansion in the old show for the 50th anniversary play mate. They were so rude to the girls.
wackkk holly bridget and kendra are the best
not gonna watch at all
No. Amazingly, I've given up on all reality shows from E! and VH1. I hope it fails!!!
Hell no!!!..the girls were the originals.they were fun and had spunk.as soon as i saw those 2 twins.I knew the fun ended…which is sad but i can always watch all the episodes i missed!* to relive the good ole days*
I think it's time for the old man to die. And I think it's time for the whores who hook up with him to go back to the streets where they belong. If he was the retired accountant down the street, they wouldn't have a thing to do with him. ALL of Hef's "girls" are no-account airhead bimbos.
why is karissa trying to act like kendra? seriously, bitch. you will never be kendra.
NONE OF YOU BITCHES WILL EVER BE THE ORIGINALS. OKAY?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ARE STUPID NOBODY IS GOING TO WATCH THAT SHIT
Horrible, horrible, horrible. They are still trying to do this show?? It will not last another season. I really don't even find these girls mildly attractive. WTH??
HELL NO I WILL NOT BE WATCHING THIS TRAIN WRECK OF A SHOW ESPECIALLY WITH THESE CHICKS NOPE NOT WORTH A SECOND!!! NO OTHER BITCHES AND I MEAN NO OTHER BITCHES WILL REPLACE HOLLY BRIDGET AND KENDRA!!!
i find the twins awfully annoying.