The New Girls Next Door
The premiere of The Girls Next Door is approaching next month and the new blondes in the Playboy mansion are ready to bore enthrall us with their nonexistent sparkling personalities.
Looks like 23-year-old Crystal Harris is Holly Madison's replacement as Hef's main squeeze, sharing a bedroom with Hef while 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon have a room all to their own.
Says Karissa of the twins' room:
"Our room is pimp. We've got the round spinning bed from Chicago, a kickass big-screen TV and we have the perfect view of all the parties in the backyard. And we're getting a stripper pole in there, too."
Well, naturally. And Crystal wants us all to know that she and Hef really are a good match, adding:
"Hef and I actually have a lot in common. We were both psychology majors in school… We laugh a lot together. We watch movies together. We love relaxing and having a good time and hanging out with the girls. We just keep it fun."
When asked about any downsides to living in the Playboy mansion, Karissa responds, "Peacocks! We don't like the peacocks here. They poop everywhere, and they're loud." Twin sister Kristina jokingly adds, "We're going to try to sell them on eBay."
BARF!
We're not sure about these broads. They don't seem to have as much to offer as the original gals and even Hef has trouble differentiating between the three of them.
What do U think of the new girls? Will U be watching the new season?
[Image via Rachel Worth / WENN.]
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Another round of mindless bullshit to fill America's ignorance….
Re: LizardKinG –
I like the way your mind works.
Hell no.
I won't be watching unless there is a cameo with The One And ONLY Queen 3! I think by them being themselves, the world looks at playboy alot different. I did playboy lingirie magazine in the early 90's (which i never put on my resumes) But these girls helped make it more acceptable. I know about Holly, she's fun, but serious. Bridget Smart and Fun and Kedra is the salt of the earth and silly fun. NO NEW GIRLS!
LOL - Did someone clone Lindsay Lohan three times??
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i really love the old girls next door. even Bridget. hehe.
HELL NO!!!! There's only one pair of Girls Next Door, and nobody will replace the crazy-funny-awesomeness that was Holly, Bridget and Kendra. I seriously hopes this season fails.
well of course im going to watch it out of curiosity but i will be bitching and complaining the whole time about how these dumb ugly nasty rotten bitches will never compare to the original girls : )
I love Hef but these girls can't measure up to Holly,Bridget and Kendra…
I wont be watching it…… I loved The Girls Next Door with Bridgett, Kendra and Holly If they arn't there I wont be watching it……I dont like the Twins and I dont like the other chic whats her name ohh yeah blond bimbo or wait is that all of them.
holly was Hef's soulmate….. so sad there not toether
Hell no I won't be watching the new season. Bridget, Kendra and Holly were awesome and no one could replace them.
NO ONE IS REPLACING HOLLY, BRIDGET AND KENDRA! YOU HEAR ME? NO ONE OKAY?
hell no. these girls are obviously trying to cash in on the previous three's success. not to mention theyre much more skanky and EVEN dumber. who knew that was possible?!
Hugh Hefner is a sad old fart.
Noone can replace Holly, Bridget, and Kendra… These girls look… dumb : /
i was willing to give them a chance but after the peacocks comment i won´t !!!
… fucking hater !
No I will not be watching it. No one could ever replace Holly, Bridget, and Kendra. Plus seeing the Twins in the original GND, they seem so rude and should not be on the show, and what is it with them dressing the same? So weird
K, H and B were so individual in their personalities. It certainly wasn't my cup of tea, but I was so intruiged by them and the show. Now…..zip. No interest to watch at all.
I def will NOT watch the new GND. The twins are nauseating. seriously just because ur mom used to dress you alike doesnt make it okay to do now. Act like ur grown! and Crystal you will never replace Holly. Like ur comercial says you NOT the new holly. The only GND I'll ever watch is the orignals because THEY made Girls Next Door period!
Are you kidding me? They're actually going to make a show about these dingbats? If they're trying to replace Holly, Bridget, and Kendra as the girls next door, they've made a terrible mistake. They actually had personality, and IMO were much more grateful and polite than the idiot twins.
I wonder if Holly heard the peacock comments, I mean she did get Heff the white ones for his birthday…What little bitches.
Hef is nuts!! The new girls can't hold a candle to the original GND. Figure it out Hef!