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Brad Pitt's Pubes!

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And defying all medical science, they're growing on his face!

Brad Pitt's wiry, graying chin arrived in Spain for the 57th San Sebastian International Film Festival on Friday to promote his newest flick, Inglourious Basterds.

Maybe we should rent Troy over the weekend and reminisce about the days when he was young and in his glory!

Because unless he's working on a ZZ Top biopic, this is all sorts of wrong!

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93 comments to “Brad Pitt's Pubes!”



  1. 1

    ive never found him hot.

  2. 3333 says – reply to this


    2

    brad is like harrison ford & clint eastwood… he has no expiration date

  3. 3333 says – reply to this


    3

    srsly



  4. 4

    Likes to keep the rancid scent of Morticia right under his nose.



  5. 5

    How appropriate that there is an advertisement under him of Jennifer Aniston laughing her head off?



  6. 6

    That's what happens to your beard when you get Billy Bob's sloppy seconds on it.

  7. missB says – reply to this


    7

    he is an extremely attractive man and always has been, however, people get old, and there is no way to stop that.



  8. 8

    …keep growing it man. Then you can star in a movie about ZZTop.



  9. 9

    ick



  10. 10

    He was back in the day. Even when he was with Jen , he was FINE. Now he just looks than you tubby! all those kids have made him old looking.
    thought he had a good sex life with man-stealing Jolie… guess LUST ins't keeping this guy young looking.



  11. 11

    He just looks like he smells like Cigarettes and B.O.



  12. 12

    that scientology shit fucks you up



  13. 13

    He looks like trash. He and Angelina both are looking worn out and trashy lately. All them kids must be sucking the life out them and killing their good looks. YUCK!



  14. 14

    Angelina has sucked the youth and life out of this man…hahahahah Karma is a bitch.



  15. 15

    OMG ITS KING SPENCER PRATT!!

  16. Laury says – reply to this


    16

    Ewwww. And THIS is supposed to be one of the sexiest men on the planet??? Yeah. Right. Whatever. I'm soooooooo jealous of Angelina right now… NOT!



  17. 17

    Re: Canadiana* – lol!!



  18. 18

    ommmgggg how terrible!!!!



  19. 19

    Re: Spindoc – … and 2 day old twat…



  20. 20

    He looks great and way better. Stop obsessing on youth and beauty which is so OUTDATED. I am sure you have a few grey hairs yourself but they are probably on your ass and other parts.



  21. 21

    Perez, I dont think you are in any position to talk about other people's looks



  22. 22

    Why is it wrong? Just because you dye the gray out of your hair does not mean that he has to. Many women find gray sexy.

  23. Uker says – reply to this


    23

    KARMA IS A BITCH BRADLEY.
    WHILE JEN IS LOOKING HOTTER THAN EVER, BRAD IS LOOKING A RETIRED GAY PORN STAR. DISGUSTING.



  24. 24

    STFU piggy, after the awful pictures of you without pants, you lost all right to judge anybody's looks.



  25. 25

    He looks like a Schnauzer. Here boy, here, FETCH!



  26. 26

    fo que asco !!!



  27. 27

    Re: Spindoc – …ew. He probably does.



  28. 28

    At least he doesn't dress and try and act 30 years younger like ridiculous,narcissistic Madonna.



  29. 29

    Except for when he's on the red carpet, I don't think he takes very good care of himself when it comes to personal hygiene. He just looks like a sloppy person.



  30. 30

    Re: Sensitivity – c'mere and let me smell yer beard pirate…arrgghh !! ;)



  31. 31

    He looks like a Jack Russell Terrier



  32. 32

    underneath it all (insert musical notes)…perhaps he can sell his pet gerbal's $80 000 house and invest in a couple of electric shavers?



  33. 33

    Well, I FORETOLD it didn't I??!! Well, I did.

    I said that Brad Pitt would appear in two places at the same time. This is actually a dude who goes by the name of Hillsey Brian and was seen in Guelph recently by myself, while on a KGB mission. He is wanted by the authorities. Call Interpol. I don't have a phone.

    Anya Blah, blah, blah…. The Grand Duchess of Blog- Doom



  34. 34

    ..perhaps he can sell his pet gerbals' $80 000 mansion and invest in some electrict shavers?



  35. 35

    perhaps he can mortgage his pet's eighty thousand dollar house and invest in some electric shavers?



  36. 36

    Am I the only woman in the world that doesn't go crazy over him? At times I think he looks good, and at times I think he doesn't. It isn't just this picture.



  37. 37

    he can afford an eighty thousand dollar home for his children's pets but he can't seem to buy himself a razor?



  38. 38

    I don't care about the gray in the beard. He just looks like, and is, a whack job asshole. I guess the beard has replaced his Freddy from Scooby Doo ascot.



  39. 39

    if you look closely, you can see a gerbal running around in his his mustache



  40. 40

    he used to be hot. ange sucked it outta him..literallyyyyy



  41. 41

    #2 - Brad IS like harrison ford & clint eastwood - he expires too soon. White men don't age as well as latino/african american/native american. Not enough pigment.



  42. 42

    he's looking scrubby these days.i love some facial hair but damn not that..get it together Brad.



  43. 43

    Don't rag on Brad's beard. He is set to do a Bio-Pic of Wolfe Blitzers appearance on "Jeopordy," where the Wolfe scored a minus 4700 points. Jack Cafferty is set out to avenge this humiliation of CNN. Cafferty said he will give up booze for 3 days if Alex will let him be a contestant.



  44. 44

    WTF??? You can be such an ass Perez!!! YOU who have alwasy drooled over Brad and NOW you diss him? Such an immature dickhead you are really. So his beard is growing….bfd. Callin it "pubes" is just nasty and not needed.



  45. 45

    He's not a Scientologist you idiot. But then again coming from you I don't expect anything but idiocy.



  46. 46

    I def think he looks better without the face hair. It makes him look too old.

  47. gritz says – reply to this


    47

    Maybe he wants to try something different and not be the sexiest man alive? Goal achieved!



  48. 48

    Re: mi mama me mima – Perez lost that right WAY before then!
    I heard Miss Piggy is suing him for stealing her look!



  49. 49

    it's called getting older, moron. george clooney has head of grey hair.



  50. 50

    hes prolly tryn n 2 stave off tha kreepzn like those of mario'sn n ature



  51. 51

    OMG he looks like a poverty-stricken!!!! poor thing, he changed lust over happiness, and I guess it backfired him, it shows.



  52. 52

    So that's what colour the hair on his head would be if he wasn't constantly using peroxide. don't know what sexy mama angelina sees in this rat pitt



  53. 53

    Kinda looks like perez's legs…LOL!!!



  54. 54

    still hot to me..who cares.



  55. 55

    eeeeeewwwww, Brad mow the lawn please!



  56. 56

    age happens to all of us. but he certainly could help out his looks by shaving.

    I can't imagine kissing THAT. EWWWWWWWW!!! I never did understand what the big deal was about him anyway.



  57. 57

    He looks like my old roomate. Yikes.



  58. 58

    he looks like spencer pratt



  59. 59

    You critique him like that after YOU showed your hairy, nasty legs all over town??? Hypocrite.



  60. 60

    I like it. Show's he's just a regular joe, doesn't have to be Mr. GQ all the time. Reminds me of him in the movie Kalifornia.



  61. 61

    he is aging very gracefully, i think! and seriously, who doesnt already own troy??



  62. 62

    The Movie SUCKS by the way. BLOWS.



  63. 63

    Brad Pit, Matt Damon, and Tom Hanks should read the definition of Traitor on urban dictionary to see if they fit into that category.



  64. 64

    "Because unless he's working on a ZZ Top biopic, this is all sorts of wrong!"

    This is little surprise to me. He's looked like shit ever since he started dating Homewrecker Jolie.



  65. 65

    Only you, Perez, would see that beard and think of pubi hairs..



  66. 66

    Pubes is exactly what comes to mind when I see this ugly mess on his face. In any case, I never found him attractive. This must sure help Jennifer Aniston get over the loss



  67. 67

    i've never found him hot anyway…he's getting old, so he shouldn't party so much and try to be young and fashion, he should go home with angie and their 20 children…lol



  68. 68

    San Sebastian is called Donostia and it is in the Basque Country. Spain is a pseudodemocracy that does not allow its citizens decide democratically their own future.



  69. 69

    Brads only talent was looking cute.
    Now thats going too.
    he and Morticia need to spend some of that money on
    makeovers.



  70. 70

    homeboy is still hot nomatter wat!!!!!!



  71. 71

    How can he be super rich and alway manage to look like a smelly homeless guy? Not cute. Hate his gigantic nostrils, and when he talks he gets even more unattractive.



  72. 72

    Even at 75 years old he will still look better than you Perez!!



  73. 73

    Re: MsDashira – ever consider taking depakote? might help with the voices.



  74. 74

    HE IS SOOOO UGLY. NEVER FOUND HIM HOT



  75. 75

    Whatever he's STILL sexy!! :D



  76. 76

    I love the sunglasses? Does anyone know who's the designer?



  77. 77

    I'd still hit it! Brad is always sexy!



  78. 78

    I know how he can take 15 years off
    shave the multi colored shit off.



  79. 79

    He is probably trying to hide from you Mario..



  80. 80

    Still hot.



  81. 81

    Pitt-potty-head, the cheater, is old and uggly. All this HAPPINESS in his life is killing him!



  82. 82

    ugh ever since he got with the homewrecker of Angelina Psycho Jolie, she is looking old and rough. if his looks is any indication of his life with that whore, than i feel bad for him!! Brad LEAVE that homewrecker and go back with Jen.



  83. 83

    I HEARD IT WAS SOMEONE ELSES PUBES ON HIS FACE…. DAMN RUMOURS



  84. 84

    ewww…. now he's ugly :P



  85. 85

    i don't give a flying fuck about him. he is a mediocre actor at best. his saving grace, women find him attractive which means big bucks for whoever he signs with. NOW WHAT I REALLY THINK ABOUT HIM AND ANGELINA, THEY DISGUST ME. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE, YOU DON'T SPEND IT ON A 70 MILLION DOLLAR HOME. I'M SURE FOR A MILLION OR 2 THEY COULD HAVE FOUND A HOME THAT WOULD ACCOMODATE THEM AND THE KIDS. if i ever, ever had money like they do, i would feel sick to my stomach spending it that way. they are complete hypocrites. they do not practice what they preach



  86. 86

    They can buy babies yet not a disposable razor?



  87. 87

    damn… all i read was the title and i thought it was going to be a pic of brad half nekkid or something… :-(



  88. 88

    ok- so the facial hair really sucks but you can see that he is a stunning man even through that awful mask of hair…



  89. 89

    This guy looks more and more common, dirty, greasy, fat, and unattractive with every picture. He needs an exorcism…and a bath!



  90. 90

    He looks like his character in the movie "Kalifornia". Watch it if you haven't already. You'll see it for yourself.



  91. 91

    Grampa beard and grandpa slippers. Is he too stoned to clean up?



  92. 92

    I'm amazed a man as wealthy as Brad Pitt can't take the time to keep himself well groomed. If you want to have a beard, fine, but take care of it. If I were Angelina, I wouldn't even kiss him when his mustache hair is growing over his lips. YUCK. Also, a beard shouldn't be spilling down a guy's neck. He's in a position where he can have his own Barber/Stylist take care of him every morning noon and night. There's no excuse Mr. Pitt. - - - - Hey, do you think Angie's legs and pits (not to mention both of their yahoos) are all hairy and nasty too? I believe a man and woman should keep their privates well groomed (if not completely hair free) too. TRIM PEOPLE.



  93. 93

    Can he not afford a razor or some dye? Not a good look..yuck!!!!!