Brit-Brit: Megan Fox Doesn't Fly Without Her
Filed under: Britney Spears > Megan Fox
Well this is…weird? Flattering? We'll go with a mix of both.
Megan Fox, who is admittedly anxious about 90% of time, is more so when she travels by plane.
Her solution?
Listening to Britney Spears!
For some reason we can't figure out, the musical stylings of the pop star have some soothing affect over Megan's aerophobia. She is convinced that by listening to her, she won't die!
She explains:
"I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it won't crash if I've got Britney on."
Um, we love Brit-Brit as much as the next person, but we don't see how her music can save you from a plane crash. Hopefully, Megan isn't listening to her during the safety demonstration before take off.
Listening to THAT will save you!
[Image via WENN.]
lol i love how crazy she is… and doesnt hide it
i have to say she just dissed britney in a nice way. anyways, to each their own
i think she is being half funny perez. saying it is not her destiny to die listening to britney spears. like that would be a stupid way to die, get it? so if she's going to die, it will be some other way. not in a plane crash listening to britney. geez you're an idiot.
Does she think the constant crap she spews out of her mouth is smart or funny? She always sounds stupid, and why does she always have her hideous thumb in her mouth? She looks even more stupid than she sounds.
and notice how she is ALWAYS doing something to draw attention to her mouth? sticking her tongue out, or up to her top teeth? sucking her thumb? geez. attention whore.
omg– it's a joke & a diss @ brit.
1st…and there is nothing that will save you!!!
perez, why wont you post my comment about how you were WRONG about halle berry being pregnant?!?! i've posted it like 4 times now and waited to see if you would post it?? are you seriously that scared to admit you were wrong?!?! halle berry said herself she is NOT pregnant on the jay leno show!!!! you were so WRONG! and you harrassed her about it for months!!! arrogant prick.
shut up idiot.
hahaha anything to get you to not panick i guess…i think it makes scense.
her thumbs are already messed up..now she wants to gnaw them off?
It's not about Britney's music saving her from a crash, it's about finding a way to overcome her fear of flying, dumbass. I hate Megan Fox but I can totally relate, I hate flying to. If Britney's music helps her feel better on planes, I say why not? Personally, I concentrate on the on-flight movie.
I LOVE ME SOME MEGAN AND GA! GA!
Re: *Lil Lady Pants* – You beat me to it. Apparently Perez (or whoever wrote this) couldn't deconstruct the complicated and philosophical thought processes of Megan Fox. Wow.
Not weird, not flattering — just stupid. But not as stupid as what`s come out of her mouth lately.
shes HOT HOT HOT!
Megan's a twit. And it was definitely a dis on Brit. Don't think she's feeling Britney's music.
Meagan Fox is dumb as Rocks
hahahaha! i think she's right, dying while listening to britney just cannot happen to her :p it shouldn't happen to anyone
By raise of hands, does anyone give a shit if Megan Fox likes flying or not? Anyone?
Re: Laury – i totally agree ! it·s a way to overcome her fear of flying , when i feel sad or angry i listen to britney spears too. i like megan !! just tired of her comments .
She's crazy and I respect that. Hottest crazy person out there for sure though.
And I like "3 doors down" when life SUCKS!! Its ALL about the music!!!
yeah, i saw her saying that on the Tonight Show last night. she actaully seemed pretty shy, which surprised me.
anywayyy, Conan O'Brien is a sexy beast. just putting that out there.
that struck me as lololol - pretzel logic - we likes
How is this even half flattering? Like somebody else said here already.. Megan said it is stupid to die with Britney on, so that's why she does it. She is just dissing Britney's music..
Why is she talking that much anyway..
Perez, you dumbass (or is it Babs filling in again?). It's an OBVIOUS insult. I'll spell it out you. SHE MEANS THAT BRITNEY'S MUSIC IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE , IT WOULD BE TOO CRUEL OF FATE TO LET HER DIE WHILE LISTENING TO IT!!
In other news, I think I'm starting to like this megan chick.
LOL. I can't decide if I either love her or hate her… anyway, that was funny, Megan.
Her nutiness is so endearing. She used to annoy me b/c I thought she was pretending but I really think this is who she is. Just a cute, nutty girl. More power to her.
Duh she doesn't like Brit Brit! Lol that's actually a pretty smart way to calm yourself down: "Britney Spears can't possibly be the last thing I hear before I die, it just can't happen" Maybe I should try that with the Jonas Brothers or something else I surely DON'T wanna die listening to…
She sure goes out of her way to insult people.
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Maybe she has low self esteem?
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She definitely wasn't meaning it in a flattering way. She was implying that she's too good to die while listening to something as meaningless & unimportant as a britney spears song.
Haha, when i get on a plane I have to read the safety instructions card. I have it memorized but i'm scared that if i don't do it, the plane will crash.
Maybe i should listen to Britney as well! x) I love megan's crazineness
what an insult to britney omg
megan is soooo hot…. the only thing more anoying than that is her stupid off the wall quotes. is she playing the marilyn monroe/pairs hilton card…..( pretending shes dumb and cute 4 the dollers, cos we all love dumb and sexy!!!!!!!) or is she smarter than she lets on? i dunno but i love her and her hotness but mayb she should just open her mouth to smile and thats it! lol love u megan!
it sounds like she has ocd, i have that. you start these routines and if nothing bad happens to you, you believe your routine is working.
HAHAHAHAHA!
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THAT WAS A BACKHANDED INSULT. STUPID ASS MEGAN.
HOW DARE SHE DISS BRITNEY!
i don't like her. i'd kick her fucking ass if she brought her attitude into my face. i hear angelina's threatened because, well, because she's an actress and very insecure, but DON'T be threatened angie, babe. This bitch doesn't have half the chops OR heart that you do.
Brian Austin Green's bitch, lol. that guy's a scrawny l.a. jew trying to be hip and macho
I seriously do the same thing too..Gimme More helps with the take off.
Seriously LOL
i love her no matter what!
Yeah, that definitely wasn't a compliment.
She's saying this to get more attention…mission accomplished.
Okaaaaaay crazy lady.
Those dudes on the movie set were right - she's as dumb as a rock.
She doesn't need Britney, she needs counselling quickly. This girl is either as dumb as a stump or loco…. either way, a long talk on a long couch won't hurt. She's already admitted to cutting and now she's showing signs of OCD… get help Megan.
It sounds like she has OCD to me…
LAWL that's a good point actually, who wants to die with Britney in their ears? Don't mean it couldn't happen though, it would be funny.
I AM NOT GAY BUT I WOULD LOVE TO KISS THAT GIRL
Crazy girl.. !!!!!
i get what she means. i like her, even though she can say some dumb things.
Hahahahahahahah, okay that's actually funny.
Not wanting to die listening to Britney Spears keeps you alive *LOL
Hey everyone, please leave your comments demanding that perez post an apology about harassing Halle Berry for months about being pregnant!!… ***.. She said on Jay Leno she is NOT pregnant, yet perez was shouting it from the rooftops for soooo long claiming she was!.. **… He is always preaching about doing the right thing, and made a big stink about Kanye apologizing, I believe he absolutely owes Halle an apology! *** Please leave your comments demanding perez apologize!! *** No more harassing actresses about being pregnant! If & when they are, they will announce it themselves!! ** PEREZ NEEDS TO POST A PUBLIC APOLOGY for being SO WRONG!!!! ***
Good for her? WTF?
hahaha stupid bitch. She should just be a model cuz she can't act worth a shit. Not a hand model tho
u know, the thumbs
lmaooo people dont consider shes kidding wow
Yeah Perez you just didn't get the joke is all… Moron…
Heaven forbid her batteries die in mid-flight.
if only the plane *would* crash..we wouldn't have to listen to any more shit from this whore's mouth.
No way..She is smart and beautiful..she knows her seductive powers and uses them..:-)
Some of what she says is very funny and witty and you have to think about it for a bit.
In short she made a comment about having to listen to music to get rid of her flying anxiety, she improvised and through Britney Spears in there. Some of the stuff she says is of the wall because it is spontaneous and you never know what you will get…Once she slows down and matures she is going to be even more magnetic..If the Hollywood Life Style and drugs don't mess her up first…
she is HOOOOTT but STUPIIDD!
cant believe this shit!
she shall stick that finger into her mouth so like that she will never speak again!
she is sexy….she doesnt need to talk!
shut the f*ck up Megan! TEAM BRIT
Maybe she has a crystal ball and saw how she'll die one day and it won't be while she has Britney in her headphones. Probably!
LOL saw it on Conan it was HIGH-larious when she said it!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny girl, love her sense of humor!!! She would totally own me in a relationship!!Love you so much Meg bb!!!Not gonna have time to see JB but cant wait, when I do!
Loooove her shes so freaking amazing
love britney as well
Now we know what happened to her wonky thumbs!!!! She ate them!!!
she was at the Britney concert a few months ago!!!
She'll say anything to be in the press -_-
It's true!!! listen to "you drive me crazy" or "sometimes" and you will be over your fear!
Re: veggiesaur – Haha. Agreed!
well…..you just have to understand that if you're nuts. Britney makes you feel at peace. Bitch is crazy.
Umm…honey, I think she was insinuating that she is too good to die while listening to Brittney on a plane…as though it's not her fate? It was not a compliment, rather a dis. hehe. DENSE!
You're an idiot. She isn't saying she LOVES Britney. I believe she's saying it's not her destiny to die listening to something as pathetic as Britney Spears!
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Sarcasm, or anything resembling it, flies over your head, Perez('s ghost writer).
Great intuition or well informed Megan.
Britney has the highest on Earth connection to Deities of Sun and Great A(r)my of Light , Light Worriors comming to our Subspace behind. All is about 2012 events.
Cant wait til media start "pay attention" to her…
Much Love
No , itt doesnt look good for "dickheads"(aliens)…
Wtf lOls
ii Love Megan Fox
Budd Wtf Budd Atleast She's
Listeniinq to Good music
Maybe she's not as stupid as I thought. Maybe she just has an odd sense of humour. This is more amusing than "I think I might be mentally ill". Of course it could also be proof that she is delusional. Only her therapist really knows.
Has anyone else noticed she is using an old porn/hollywood siren trick of always either having her mouth open(usually exposing her tongue) or having something in her mouth? This immediately brings all male attention to her mouth. Is that a carrot or a huge thumb in her mouth?
That's completely irrational. I'm sure many people have died listening to Britney, (many by suicide ).
Someone confiscate her Britney albums and let the plane crash!!!
im cool with this
Re: *Lil Lady Pants* – Your annoying and no one really cares. This is NOT relevant to anything on this page. Even if, Halle Barry COULD have been preggers. you never know. Anything can happen the the media doesnt know about.
this woman is awesome, cause she has the sense of humour and wit and personality just a man usually have. You go GIRL
No Megan, it's not in your destiny to die listening to Britney Spears, because God would never be that gracious to a dumbass like you. Don't try to be funny, it takes some brainpower
ummmm pretty sure she was DISSING britney, not being flattering….
SHES NOT CRAZY…ITS JUST BETTER THAN ADMITTING THAT HER BRAIN IS FILLED WITH AIR.
no wonder she sounds dumb…that much plastic in your body…!!!!!!!
I wonder if she can spell stupid!
Passive agressive bitch. "I KNOW i'm not going to die listening to a Britney Spears album" What the fuck ever.
Dickheads , dying of own invented syfilis izz what they are…
Fuck you all !!!
Is this bitch on crack…!! how can listrening to Britney stop her plane from crashing … i guess God knew what he was doing not giving her brains and beauty
ITS A TOTAL DISS RETARD! GOOD GAWD, SHE IS TOO SMART FOR YOU? THAT IS PATHETIC AND SAD.
Megans awesome. And stfu people, she doesnt need to talk to get attention. She has her face for that.
How is that a diss? I dont think so. Anyway, two of my favorite women ever!
It's a joke numnuts. As in it would be "God's" cruel joke to off her while listening to Britney Spears. It's a total burn and to be quite honest pretty effin' funny…
Re: Dynamixx – hello megan or her pr people! u dont fool me. bitch.
my Lord in heaven. what a stupid ass attention whore.
u will never be as rich as brit or have half the fame as her. u will be forgotten in 5 yrs or less, while brit has been in the industry for 10 years plus and is still going strong. you fake motherfucker.
perez please talk about naturally beautiful and classy women like charlize or halle.
she's trying to put her hideous thumb so men's eyes will draw attention to it and become aroused. stupid, predictable bitch.