She's Not Exactly God's Brightest Bitch Blonde!

Not only is she a skanky evangelical hypocrite, but divine forces have deemed it so!
While speaking at the conservative Value Voters Summit on Friday, Carrie Prejean had the nerve to tell the crowd that she was chosen by God to oppose gay marriage!
WTF?!
“God had a plan for me that day,” she said about the Miss USA competition.
If he's watching over pageants, we've got bigger problems!
“I could not believe that they were asking that question at Miss USA,” said the former Miss California about our very astute question on gay marriage. “I’m so proud of the answer that I gave. God chose me for that moment.”
Reeeeeeeaaaallly?!
“I was a woman who stood up for the truth and people don’t want to admit that. I had the courage and the bravery that a lot of people don’t have,” said the half plastic martyr.
But, God didn't choose for you to have bigger boobies. You went against his will!
The self righteousness continued, “I am not defeated, they have not defeated me. They can say whatever they want about me and my faith. I always wanted to leave a legacy of courage and boldness and to show that to young people.”
Maybe she should thank God for us!
Because if it wasn't for our question, she'd be lying out and tanning her tittays on Obscurity Beach!
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i hate it when people confuse bigotry with bravery
actually, if it wasn't for your question she probably would have won the crown. either way she would have gotten a lot of attention. moron.
This chick is a moron.
Her underarm looks like a VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What really irks me about her and people like her is that she says she was standing up for "the truth." I'm not against Christianity or any other religion, but I do have a problem with her telling me something is fact when she can't prove it. I doubt she's been to Heaven or met God personally.
Perez, you are right on! She's a hypocrite and not holier than thou, as she'd like others to think. I love god, jesus and he loves everyone, gay, straight, whatever. She should take her close mind and f*** herself!!!!
Oh Perez… Why are you so childish? Is it something to do with the fact that she's skinny and relatively pretty whereas you're just… not?
Man these knuckle dragging morons who use God's name to spew such nonsense is sickening. I hope that one day when Carrie and others like her meet their maker that he spits in their hypocritcal faces and sends them packing to someplace nice and warm. These fools no nothing about Jesus and his teachings.
She is such a dumb bitch!
1 Corinthians 6: 9-10
and I can't wait till the day you meet a gay person "chosen by god" to smack the shit out of you. Keep playing games little girl and someone is gonna get u. You are just sitting there making an already tooo published and IMO retarded situation worse. I didn't think you could get any dumber after the (lol) lawsuits, press tour, commercials, firing!, and of course, the ever so truthful (IYO) but completely dumb ass statement to say in regard to the now infamous ?. One day you gonna come across a lesbian and she gonna fuck your ass up. You just need to shut your mouth and go work for the Fox News network. God I hate this bitch. Sorry Carrie Prejean, Imma let you finish, but Tami Farrell is the best Miss USA of all time! You were just a loser picked for SHOCK and WOW factors.
PEREZ, DROP IT!
Everybody has their own opinions and who are you to judge? I've been sick of this story since you first posted about it.
AND if you want her to be obscure, then why do you continue to talk about her?
huh?
I bet God was mad with her answer..
Sorry, Perez. I disagree with you here. God forbid someone disagrees with your views, right? I support the same rights as heterosexual marriage, just don't call it a marriage. It's a civil commitment.
oh Perez…. enough with it already!
You are giving this woman exactly what she wants…. attention.
And… shame on you! You are making this way to personal! Get over with!
Don't give her the satisfaction of any more attention.
What a fucking piece of shit!
fuckin dumb whore!
She is fake and a hateful bitch.
let it go,fucker! it happened AGES ago! you say you "hate" her and yet you're giving her publicity ! seriously, stop being such a wining little bitch and just let it go!
The dumb bitch thinks quite highly of herself, doesn't she? She likes to heap praises on herself, yet I thought God wants us to be humble and not prideful.
She makes Baby Jesus cry.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid bitch, Miss USA is the perfect place for that issue. It is a serious issue in the USA.
Hope Donald Trump learns his lesson. This was a publicity stunt gone awry.
PARIS FRANCE baby doll, you and Canadaina said you can't answer me, must be the aposterphe. I'll try to fix it with yet another new nick. Gotta say though, this Ms Cali is pretty and has a great bod and she's exercising her right of free speech as an American so fuck you Mario. I can't wait unti it comes back and bites that flabby ass of yours. HEY PARIS FRANCE AND CANDAIANA .. look for a new Crabby prototype some time this weekend if Mrs Crabby lets me off the hook. Love, C. Appelton.
Let her have her say for her people. You will never transform people with religious conviction, so show some respect and WALK AWAY.
What a dumb piece of shit. Guess god didn't give her good enough boobies? WTF?
Re: misscheriamor – I like ur lip's
Perez, you are such a JACKASS!! Leave the girl alone. Hating on her cause she is against homos like you? You such a looser.
And whats the big deal about her getting plastic surgery/boobs? Is there a problem with that? NO!! Many people(celebs and non famous) get breast jobs. Heck, i'm even thinking of getting some for myself and that doesnt make me less of a christian! You hideous DUMBASS.
saw the interview….she had her hair very "Palin" style. Both are crazy
When I look at this chick all I see is a beauty pagent contestant.Not a role model or a devil.This chick is ONLY famous because of you Mario!Speaking of Idiots,anybody see CNN's Wolf Blitzer on Celeb. Jepordy?He made an ass out of himself by having the second worst total in the shows history!Just goes to show the people on T.V. really aren't that smarter than the rest of us!
she's an ignorant biggot. thank you for trashing her, perez.
Mr. P., my Dad used to say, "People always get what they deserve." That silicone in her boobs will eventually fall into her gut, and once that happens, her puny brain will leak down to her empty boobs. It's inevitable. Just watch for it.
words can't fully express how much i hate that girl. she is THE WORST role model for young people. i don't think God chooses people to be narrow-minded and heartless. it's not her fault that she's stupid but stop bringing God into it
what an ignorant BITCH!!!!! so ignorant and stupid…. I hope she gets raped by a lesbian!!
Re: petercovarrubias –
oh for sure! raped by a big dyke, good thinking.
she should be beaten, forced to eat an anal sex condom filled with man on man pleasure juice, and then given a dyke haircut and forced to dance a nude jig at a fierce gay wedding
I HATE that woman.
So now all of a sudden she has gone all proper and shit…I still remember her posing in her undies tho!
Re: LoserBaby! –
like you've seen one
don't forget about her "blond" hair, and perfect teeth…I am sure god didn't want her to have those either.
You see, this is why I hate Christians. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions, everything they do is because of God. Well guess what you stupid skank, I'm pretty sure God doesn't approve of hatred and intolerance, which is exactly what you're standing up for. Stupid bitch. Oh and don't take too much credit Perez, Carrie would have found a way to make a fool of herself, with or without your help.
1. this lady is a dumb bimbo
however,
perez,
whether her answer was not what you wanted to hear- she had the right to say it.
USA
remember?!
LEAVE HER ALONE PEREZ. YOU SEEM TO BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF SPEECH, RIGHT????? WELL GIVE HER HER RIGHTS. NOT SO LONG AGO PEOPLE OUTCASTED GAYS. NOW YOU GAYS ARE OUTCASTING PEOPLE WHO ARE STRONG IN THEIR BELIEFS. YOU TWO ARE THE SAME.
what an idiot.
Even if you're a big enough asshole to oppose gay marriage, you're kidding yourself if you can't admit that this is one vapid, airheaded, sorry-ass bimbo.
Chosen by God??? Bitch, please.
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you made her that way, perez it may have become all different when you would have acted differently. now she's totally against gay marriage and becoming a spokes-woman for it. but i guess your too dumb to see that you did your community no good by "destroying" her.
"But, God didn't choose for you to have bigger boobies. You went against his will!"
Made me laugh pretty hard.
I think everyone is free to have their opinion.
I don't think the proper term for the union of two homosexuals would be a civil commitment. The only reason the word marriage gets tossed around by the homosexual community is an attempt to mainstream behavior that is well not main stream. I mean seriously if an animal won't do it how natural can it be?
I think everyone is free to have their opinion.
I think the proper term for the union of two homosexuals would be a civil commitment. The only reason the word marriage gets tossed around by the homosexual community is an attempt to mainstream behavior that is well -not main stream. I mean seriously if an animal won't do it how natural can it be?
Please Carrie,
Go educate yourself!!!! read about people whose lives were ruined by people like you, read about David Reimer. Just because you have XX chromosomes doesn't mean you are a female and just because you have XY doesn't mean you are a male , read and think for yourself for a minute and look at the facts .
perez your a Stupid fuck…Thats what she belives so let her belive it…Dumbass..
mh ok she wasn't send by god to oppose gay rights. but hell yes i would have answered the same with opposing gay marriage!!!!!!!!!!! thats just stupid.
and i dont care what anyone else says.
I would like to take a pin and poke her boobs. HAHA I want to paint her face like mine. She should really cover that face of hers.
Yes, He also choose you to pose for pics with your titties hanging out. Not only do you spread the "word" of god, but you also are good at giving boners…You are a magnificent hypocrite. Instead of being such a phony, go eat a burger. You have a shitload of collarbones sticking out. And this is a lot coming from a chick who is only a 2. I don't even have those bones sticking out.
LOL omg perez this is like the funniest thing youv written in weeks hahahha "said the half plastic martyr" LMAO!
your too funny …still hate you though pig boy
Yes, she is a moron. No I don't agree with her views on gay marriage BUT the question at the pageant asked what her OPINION was. I don't think she should be thrown over the coals for giving her opinion.
And in other news…
You dumb homo Perez..your queer ass cost her the title..youre the scum..fudgepackin men in the ass..thats disgusting!
Re: Butterfly_1 – HAHAHA!! Good one!!
I,m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuckin happy she stands up against queer marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the truth the truth the truth the truth the truth the truth…. excuse me, but it's YOUR TRUTH…. NOT THE TRUTH. Not everyone has the same beliefs as you. I cannot believe that Prejean went to college! She is as dumb as a sack of bricks and honestly thats giving the bricks a bad rep.
Perez - let it go - you are really seeming pathetic
Look at her right arm pit!! what does it look like??…. LoL
she's a dumb asshole but i do agree with her views on homosexuls GOD made ADAM and EVE, NOT ADAM and STEVE
I love this chick. She's a breath of fresh air. You Perez, are a fat pig-faced ass sucking dickhead. You suck loser.
and yet she has a point.
What homosexual would watch the Miss USA pageant, a pageant clearly designed for the entertainment of heterosexual males, usually in the teens or lonely late 40's.
But either way, why would a question on Gay Marriage be brought up at this thing is beyond me as well. It's not relevant, it's not important what these girls thought, and by doing so, she probably became the most memorable pageant contestant in a long time.
Oh yeah, fuck you Perez, you're going to get beat again, and I can't wait for the "violence is never the answer" video to laugh my ass off too again.
Re: WriterAtLarge – Yeah, separate but equal, we've heard that bullshit before! "God forbid" somebody disagrees with the bible… actually, "God" seems to forbid a lot of things, such as using your own brain! And guess what, in Europe your church ceremony isn't worth SHIT if you don't have a civil ceremony as well. THAT is how it's supposed to be!! Religion optional!! Just because YOU don't approve of gay marriage does NOT mean everybody else has to do it your way or the highway! Who said that religion is the standard… in an officially SECULAR country??? Nobody but bible thumpers!!! How does 2 men or 2 women getting married HURT you??? Please do tell me who the victim is in that scenario! How can 2 people being happy hurt anybody??? I really really wanna hear a valid answer to that because NOBODY has given me one yet. And "because the bible / God says so" is NOT an acceptable answer!
hillbilly byatch
the great thing about "god" is that you can put whatever words you want in his mouth, because you invented him!
anyway, she would never have been obscure, she's too hot.
OMG! The bleach ate her brain!
what a terrible thing to say Perez! she has strong conviction in her faith and that is not a bad thing. who are you to judge that?
I can sure see those young ones who are sheep from those of you who actually have their own minds. This woman expressed her freedom of speech which people are fighting and dying for at this very moment on foreign soil. Shame on all of you for pretty much flipping those brave warriors off because some gay man who couldn't care less about you blogs. Shame on all of you.
Re: OhHaiPerez – Oh yes, he's jealous of her looks, that must be it. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that she's a hypocrite who believes that all gay people should be denied their rights and be treated as second-class citizens. Oh, no…I'm sure it has nothing to do with that.
Re: Mrs Chace Crawford – Lmao very true, God didn't make Adam and Steve, nor did he make Adam and Eve or any other human being. Have you ever thought about how sick that thought is?? So Eve would have had to have offspring with her own sons or what?? Yuck, of that were the case, we'd all be INBRED and RETARDED! I mean, how do 4 men and one woman turn into 6.7 BILLION people in only… I forgot how old y'all think the earth is again… a couple of thousand years??? And then there's the whole skin color thing. Wow, that's a lot of arguments against your theory, and there's plenty more where those came from.
Get real, the whole story of creation is a metaphor, a fable, a fairy tale, meant to be INTERPRETED and analyzed, not taken literally! That would be waaaayyy to easy! So let Adam & Stevie, and Eve & Mary get married already!! Join the rest of the western world in the 21st century!
It's not like she's telling people she murders children and steals from the elderly… she's just stating her love for God. But for the sake of keeping her face out of public scrutiny she should probably stop talking about gay people. lol. And Perez, btw, YOU created this! lol.
Good one!
People like that ruin their own lives. What goes around comes around. The more we acknowledge the behaviour the more press they get, the more attention, the more in the spotlight they are. Here's hoping she gets caught talking to a burning bush and somebody throws that skank in the hospital for a 72 hr evaluation. Have fun talking to God in there!
Hahahaha commandment #11 Thou shall not have breast augmentation surgery!
hahahaha, I love you Perez!
i'm a christian and I'm so embarresed because she's the type that makes a mad name for christians. She has a holier than thou attitude. I believe being gay IS a sin but i love gay people as much as anymore else…we all sin, everyday! She just is bigoted and uses her religion as a crutch
i'm a christian and I'm so embarresed because she's the type that makes a bad name for christians. She has a holier than thou attitude. I believe being gay IS a sin but i love gay people as much as anymore else…we all sin, everyday! She just is bigoted and uses her religion as a crutch
Yeah Carrie!!!! sadly you have the dumbest bitch commenting in his column about you(perez) but keep your head high adn your ideals / morals to your heart. it will be you and those who choose to follow you that create the better children of the world. those with manners, morals, and no hate.
luv ya!
Bless her for standing up for what she believes in a crowd of people that she knew would hate her for it.
Perez you are such a dumbass and im tired of all your shit. Seriously its her opinion now leave her the fuck alone. The only reason she lost was because she gave her real opinion to your question. Its not fair that she lost for standing up for what she believed in. Just because someone doesn't agree with your dumbass doesn't mean they are wrong. PEREZ STOP BEING SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.
Michael Jackson left a legacy, the Kennedy's have left a legacy, shit, even PEREZ is leaving a legacy!!! The only thing this bitch is going to leave as a "legacy" is the porn flicks she'll be making 2 years from now!! Truly the epitome of "Ignorance is Bliss".
God chose her to oppose gay marriage??? Oh right, and then God chose to punish her for such backwardness by taking away her title!! She's a moron.
Maybe a few Christian readers can answer some questions I have:
1. How is someone like Carrie Prejean notified that they have been "chosen'?
2. Is there criteria (maybe stated in the Bible?) by which God "chooses" certain people?
3. Are people "chosen" for life? Are they guaranteed entry into heaven?
You're just mad cuz she's Catholic. Get over yourself, atleast she stood up for herself.
Hey everyone, please leave your comments demanding that perez post an apology about harassing Halle Berry for months about being pregnant!!… ***.. She said on Jay Leno she is NOT pregnant, yet perez was shouting it from the rooftops for soooo long claiming she was!.. **… He is always preaching about doing the right thing, and made a big stink about Kanye apologizing, I believe he absolutely owes Halle an apology! *** Please leave your comments demanding perez apologize!! *** No more harassing actresses about being pregnant! If & when they are, they will announce it themselves!! ** PEREZ NEEDS TO POST A PUBLIC APOLOGY for being SO WRONG!!!! ***
Bigoted and proud of it! Now that's commendable behavior. What a wonderful role model.
HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE WILL BE DESTROYED ETERNALLY BY JEHOVAH GOD!
Read: 1 Corinthians 6: 9-10
This is getting older than everything Michael Jackson. All Perez is doing now is showing what a Venegful Bigot he is. Get over the whole thing already!!
Re: VickyV – First of all it's a crime against nature, nature was created for the purpose of reproduction, homesexuality is therefore limiting population growth, the more people become gay or lesbians the number of human species are ceasing to exist. society is in danger of extinction because of homosexuals. it just violates our being as humans.
The only thing she’s imparting to young people is intolerance and bigotry. What a self-righteous bitch.
I think you asked the question just for the sake of controversy. I question your actual intelligence level.
she's still hot….wait a second….she can talk?
Re: eatmejerkwad –
I'm a woman. Duuurrrrr!!!!
at least she's not a scientologist
Re: kissmyassobama – It's biggots and racists like you that bring this country down and put us back. You are a hateful, awful person and I hope to god you don't procreate your madness in this world. It's bad enough with you occupying it.
She is beautiful!
Re: spenn2 – How can you possibly say "no hate" when that is in fact what she believes since she doesn't want ALL people to be equal and have equal rights. Your statement is just as messed up as hers is.