Hey Chicago!
CLICK HERE to find out how YOU can meet hot new singer Sliimy in Chicago tomorrow, Saturday, and go shopping with him.
Everyone's invited! You don't have to win anything.
Just show up!



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CLICK HERE to find out how YOU can meet hot new singer Sliimy in Chicago tomorrow, Saturday, and go shopping with him.
Everyone's invited! You don't have to win anything.
Just show up!
Click here if you want to win a ride on BBD's Love Slug, it's really Sliimy!
and i assume youll be there too since you are attached to his…
Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.
And CLICK HERE if you think Sliimy should trim his nasal hairs and get de-loused.
FUCK THAT SHIT….. I DON'T WANNA MEET A GUY NAMED SLIMEY!!
aahhhhhh fuck that
perez u got me hooked on frankmusik. better off as 2 & 3 words are my jams!!
…the only way that I would go is if I were guaranteed to win something.
My Perezcious has already advised Sliimy that it is considered uncouth in N. America to pick one's nose in public, and an extra-special no-no to eat the boogers.
Hahahaha. Having to beg people to show up for your little publicity stunt? How tragic are you.
Re: Cashmere Jay – I keep clicking, but nothing happens! I apologize to Chicago on behalf of everyone else for sending Slime-eeee there. We are very sorry that immigration let him through. Gotta tighten up those rules a bit more.
I wouldn't be caught dead being seen around this sliimeball. Judging by the few fans that show up for your tour, everyone else feels the same way.
According to the Guardian article posted here a while ago, Sliimy shops in second-hand stores. So good luck with that. ps Rummaging around in the donation boxes does not count as "shopping".
dayummm y'all's are bogus as h.e.c.*!!!! funny tho lol
oh em gee.. its slimy but with two i's instead of one.. tres chic..
if this were any1 else you'd be screaming "FAME WHORE".. but no.. you arent the same anymore tsk tsk you done monopolized the gossip industry LOL
Click here (PLEASE!!) to meet my failure of a singer…(PLEASE!!!)
"Click Here" to bring traffic to the SHITTY FAILING coco site…No thanks.
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You tricked me once…NEVER AGAIN ! ! !
Hot new singer?? are you fucking high??? My 3 year old neice could perform better than that douche…
I'd rather meet up with the swine flu than the talentless loser that calls himself sliimy.
News Flash. You fucked up by signing the guy to your label. Stop pushing him every time you have an opportunity. Let him fade into the background and set your sights on some new talent.
LAME!!! NO ONE CARES!
GOOD JOB DICKHEAD MY BABY BROTHER SAW THIS AND LAUGHED SO HARD THAT HIS NAME WAS SLIMEY THAT THE GRAPE JUICE I GAVE HIM CAME OUT HIS NOSE.. RIGHT ALL OVER ME.. IHYSM
Hey, how did you manage to find the long lost love child between Prince and Tyrone Biggums? I'd like to see him play the guitar at his next $460,000 crack party!
Sliimy annoys the fuck out of me. His voice sucks and the stupid ugly face he has. Just like when you painted your hands. Stupid. I love GaGa and you just like the publicity you get by being her friend. You suck at fashion.
Who the fu*k is Slimy?
I want to meet up with him to punch him in the fucking face. While I'm at it give the bitch a hair cut
are you fucking kidding me? who would want to hang out with this stink ass nasty frenchman. you can't even understand what this fucktard is saying.
you are pathetic you nasty slob
SLIIMY WAS AT QUARTINO!!!!!! THE RESTAURANT I WORK AT!!!!!!!! I was so excited when I saw him but my managers wouldn't let me take a picture
fuck this shit, man.