Jon Gosselin Charging $7 A Pop For A Pic Of Him!!!
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That's about $6.99 too much!!!
Jon Gosselin is starting to work at celebrity gigs he's meant for: a cheesy, hokey, haunted house in the middle of nowhere!!!
This Saturday, the douchey dad of eight child labors reality stars will appear at Frightworld in Amherst to work the attractions sign autographs and meet fans.
After privately touring each of the five haunted attractions, Jon will set up to charge $7 for a meet & greet, a picture and an autograph.
The only people who are going to show up for this are the simple-minded suburban housewives and desperate carnies working the park.
He'll have his pick of puss-e to bring home!
The notches on that belt of his keep growing and we continue to remain nauseated throughout.
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just… wow
ew! omg hes so ugly!!!
All proceeds go into his condom expense fund
why would anyone want his autograph?
wtf?? pay money to say hi to this guy? to take a pic with him? omg!! LAUGH!
stupid i wouldn't even spend a penny to take a pic with a jack ass
Perez, why don't you do a little research
He learned this from his wife KATEZILLA who used to charge 20. bucks a piece
for a picture of Jon and Kate Plus Eight at CHURCHes where she would go talk.
KATE is a greedy bitch. Jon learned from the QUEEN OF DOUCHES.
For $7.00, I could buy 2 vinegar & water Douches and stand next to them for a better pic. What a tool!
Our look-alike is a moron! He gives us pugs a bad name.
You would be the first one to take a picture with him and then post it here, Perez!
hey u want 2 stop talking about him? no 1 gives a shit.
desperate carnies working at the park L M A O .. well more people will still show there , than your lame concerts CHUBBY !! ps GET A F*CKN FACIAL ! your soo gross.
I love that the magic number is $7.00. Like $6.00 isn't enough to make it worth his while — but $8.00 is just a price ceiling people won't go to…. HILARIOUS!!
Trust me, this suburban soccer mom who lives near there thinks it's lame.
PS. Amherst is just outside of Buffalo. It's not *that* middle of nowhere. But yeah, it's a cheesy and hokey haunted house.
PPS. I see you still have Kate up your ass.
I don't like him but this is really sad sad sad sad. so pathetic-I'm at a loss. just go hide under a rock Jon-it would be much better for your former image cuz now you are the king of all douchebags.
WHY do you keep giving him press PEREZ???? He's a fucking douche ` bag!! So drop him from you long list !!
KATE SOLD PICS OF THE FAMILY WAY BEFORE JON
SHE CHARGED MORE THOUGH AND SOLD THEM AT CHURCHES
YA KNOW CAUSE KATE IS SOOOOOO PIOUS
WHORING OUT HER KIDS FOR MONEY
wow seriously, why do you even post on this asshole anymore? I like how people have nerve to sit there and charge 7 bucks to get a pic and autograph of someone famous for fucking a lot and having more kids than brain cells. He need to catch an std, enter rehab, and just go the fuck away.
What can we say….JONDUOC
WTF, ew.
He is SERIOUSLY a douche nugget.
Any 12 year old girls wanna fuck a horny 30 year old with 8 little cuties back at those house?
Jon Gosselin is not a douchebag. To call him that is actually an insult to douche. He's just milking his celebrity. soon he will not have any left
OLD NEWS
AND KATES IDEA!
She charged 20 dollars for a pic at churches when whoring out the kids
I'd gladly pay him 7 bucks for the honour of dragging my stiletto heel across his fucking face !!
~ Oh and did I say I hated this dumb`ass!!
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WHO takes the kids dogs away?? Fucking PATHETIC!!
I'd pay $7 just to go up to him and kick him in the balls.
HE'S ALMOST AS DOUCHEY AS KANYE….
perez, i read your blogs everday, and i am a fan of you ! i am sad to see you referred to Amhest as in the middle of nowhere. its close to Buffalo - we recieve enough crap as it is, but from someone like you who hasnt even been here should not be calling it "in the middle of nowhere" a little respect please? thank you.
What a sad pathetic man.
I have autographs of the cast of Oceans 11, Madonna, Derek Jeter, Charlie Sheen, and a few dozen others that didn't charge for an autograph ~ yet his douche wants to charge for HIS? LOL He must of been a comedian in a past life. What a putz.
1st off amherst is outside of buffalo 2 mins! its a huge town! so middle of nowhere isnt here…plus it gets ppl to their stuff..he may be desperate but its a big joke to all of us here we laugh because if he needs that much attention to come out here will just laugh at him…so middle of nowhere is kind of a slap in the face to a huge community here who loves ur website
jon gosselin needs to just accept that he will never be as cool as kate and whoever says kate is just a fame whore can get over their grudge with her at least shes making the money for the kids not blowing it on 20 year olds and booze. I would much rather pay 20 for a picture of kate the 7 for that douche.
He should be paying people money to come see him. I think it's about time that everyone stops reporting on him. No one cares what he does anymore…. He's made himself look like a JACKASS! He said on the show that he doesn't want his kids to google him and see negative things written about their Dad….well…. then made he shouldn't do stupid stupid stupid shit. He is a FATHER not a CHILD. It's time for him to man up…. drop the skank he's dating and learn how to be a father again. He keeps digging himself into a bigger and bigger hole…..Who would want an autograph from him and for what?? For being the worlds dumbest father?
Perez…I LOVE you to death and check you site everyday, but F@CK this!!! Do some F*ing research!!! Amherst is a suburb of Buffalo (15 min drive). Mind you Buffalo is the 2nd largest city in New York (hence Queen City Nickname)!!!! Diss douche bag John, but dont disrespect my hometown!!! "a cheesy, hokey, haunted house in the middle of nowhere!!!" Ummm Amherst is a predominantly upscale area of Buffalo, so F U on that one. No you are the douche of the day!
Who would want a picutre of that fat ass gook?
DOUCHEDAD strikes again……..why not frighten the masses?? He has already scared his family with his hideous behavior. Hope he takes witchy Hailey with him, no mask needed!!!
So, Amherst isn't exactly in the middle of nowhere….it's just outside of Buffalo. Screw you there Perez!
Second of all…no one in this area is gonna want that. Amherst is suburban, but all of Western NY thinks he's a douche!
How'd they ever come up with this number?
I live in the town Jon Gpsselin is coming to its in Buffalo New York..This guy is such a D bag that our radio station here in town wouldnt even talk to him because he is such a loser. I hope noone in buffalo goes out to see him because he is such a dead beat dad loser!!!!!
both these parents need a kick in the ass!!!!
1. The new notches in his belt are to accomodate his growing gut
2. Is he going to be actually haunting the house? (Boo I screwed your daughter)
3. Will he ever bathe, shave, or get a bra for his manboobs?
Keep cutting him Perez you crack me up.
do some research moron pretzel - kate used to charge 20/25 a pic at churches and such!!! i'm sure now she's charging more. DUH!
GOD U R AN INGRATE!
If anyone I knew said they were going to get a Jon Gosselin autograph I would slap them silly, literally.
Seriously, are there really people THAT pathetic?
WOW you doint F@CK with people from buffalo and call us in the middle of noware!!! wow, Perez that jon guy is a punk and I could care less about him being here, but for you to call out our hometown like that ~ FU! Do some fucking research there buddy!!! This is why your site is going downhill and your other site sucks that no one goes to.. And that is why I read today that the IRS is looking hardcore into your little business… have fun with that one.. Heard they are about to come down on you hardcore!!! Good luck with that one there fruity!
who the fuck would want to
a. pay for ANYTHING to promote him?!
b. stand near or next to him?
c. brag about that picture?
ANSWER: no. one. good luck Jon!
Go to hell Perez…this suburban housewife will not be anywhere near the jerk. As far as simple minded…obviously we can save the simple minded description for obnoxious bloggers who don't have a clue about suburban housewives.
First of all F off! Buffalo is awesome and Amherst is right outside of the city. How bout a shout out for the tip? But anyway, had plans to go on Sat and i saw he is going to be there. We were annoyed cuz of the possible extra crowd then quickly realized that prob won't be the case. I hope nothing more than to get a pic of him sitting alone at a table playing with his phone cuz nobody here gives a s*it!
charging $7 who does he think he is… brad pitt? lol looser.
Seriously…If you really want a picture of this loser I suggest standing 10 feet away and clicking it yourself for free, his head is so fricking big you are sure to get what u r looking for:-D
How much to slug him in the face?
Can we all show up and demand 7 bucks from him??!?!?
Re: Blippp63 –
I knew this asshole would have to jump and defend Jon at all costs. Hailey is that you from behind your bong?
omg.. lol i don't get whyy people use to hate on kate.. hes a fuckiing douchebaag if i ever see him i'd kick the shit out of hiim fer not being a man and taking care of his responsibilities he SHOULD be taking care of his kids not charging 7 bucks a pop fer his lame ass autograph
LOOKS LIKE A TARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR HE HAS DOWN SYNDROME
Re: shesonit – HAHAHAAA
What a loser. I don't even like Ed Hardy stuff anymore cause of him.
Re: Meercat – LMAO!
buffalos the shit. maybe you should stop being so goddamn stuck, you might not be a homo if you were from somewehre like buffalo HAHA
AMHERST NY IS NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!! its outside of buffalo ny u jerk! u lost some points with me! u need to stop dissing ur FANS hometowns!!! Amherst NY has been named the SAFEST CITY in AMERICA a few years in a row! learn how to talk to ur fans!! BUFFALO NY ROCKS!!!
if anyone pays i'll personally take them out and punch them in the head. Seriously why would anyone pay for a pic with this ugly man who's only claim to fame is having a bunch of kids and putting them on TV for money?
he's a tool! he took away the kids dogs! he needs to pay us to meet him! he's such an UGLY ASSHOLE!
oh crap i live around 40 mins from Amherst (suburb of Buffalo) I should go and make fun of him!! And yea people in Buffalo are tight and don't waste money on bullshit like that, maybe in california dumbasses would pay but no way would anyone in western NY!
and Perez you're officially retarded. There's 2 million people in the Buffalo metro area around Amherst (and almost 4 million if you include Rochester metro area which is 40 mins away). That's twice the size of Toronto aka the biggest city in Canada. And half the size of NYC. How can you call that the middle of nowhere?You sound really uneducated.
The only place he should be appearing is at a Public Health Clinic.. Signing
posters of himself as the STD Poster Boy
Hey everyone, please leave your comments demanding that perez post an apology about harassing Halle Berry for months about being pregnant!!… ***.. She said on Jay Leno she is NOT pregnant, yet perez was shouting it from the rooftops for soooo long claiming she was!.. **… He is always preaching about doing the right thing, and made a big stink about Kanye apologizing, I believe he absolutely owes Halle an apology! *** Please leave your comments demanding perez apologize!! *** No more harassing actresses about being pregnant! If & when they are, they will announce it themselves!! ** PEREZ NEEDS TO POST A PUBLIC APOLOGY for being SO WRONG!!!! ***
Lmao, he looks like such a douchebag in this pic!
6.99 too much haha
I live near Amherst NY is not the middle of nowhere it is about 10 minutes outside of buffalo but your right he is an idiot and I doubt people will show up. I just saw a commercial for him at this haunted house and I was dying lauging…who the hell would pay to have their picture taken with him…though I bet if some 19 year old girl flashed him her boobs the picture would be free! he's a scumbag
who the fuck would pay for a pic of that ugly prick…..Can i pay the money and smash his balls in?
Madness! People, please don't pay for pictures with this douchebag. If you don't feed the troll maybe he'll go away.
well, hope he keeps count of all those $7s rolling in and makes sure he reports those earnings to the IRS. or is he going to 'stash it into a secret account like kate'. he is nuts, not going to make the money kate did with autographs, he has opens his nasty mouth tooo much.
Ok perez enough on Jon! Kate use to charge up to 20 bucks for a signed picture!! You never watched to show from the begining how can you pass judgement?? You want people to be No prop * dont pass judgement but your still handing it out yourself. You know one day his children will see what your writing about their father so who really is the bad guy! U!! All you get is tips how can you write things your not so sure of.
classy.
does he really think people are going to pay for that??
And lol to Go Ask Alice — So true!
I cant wait! Im goin & getn my autograph & pic. Thank u Frightworld
I am just waiting for the day this tool is confronted by Chris Hanson when he shows up with some wine coolers on to catch a predator Seriously this guy is creepy anymore, at least I didn't have to see his nasty toes in this pic!
O M G!!!!!!!!! L M A O!!!!!!! I think i just wet my pants!! This guy is beyond scum….his fifteen min of fame should have ended before it even began!!! And don't get me started on that crazy soon-to-be ex of his!!! JESUS@!
I wouldn't take a picture with this guy if they were paying me those seven dollars! Please! Enjoy your 5 mins of fame…and then get out!
HE should be paying people to take his pictures from him, stupid douche. I can think of only one reason why people would pay for his picture…to use as a dart board.
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Is is possible for him to get more laughable?
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Team Kate.
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Re: Blippp63 –
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How do you know it wasn't Jon's idea?
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Team Kate.
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UMM!! Not so long ago I believe your deareat Kate was charging $20 for an autograph! So b4 you crucify Jon, remember Kate was doing the same thing not long ago!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COMMENT?!
Re: Meercat – #41 LMAO Boo …
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By the tone of these posts, I'd say Jon is going to get a lot of verbal abuse at this event.
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Team Kate
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Re: Blippp63 –
It was for charity Hailey, just ask Jon when you're not surfing the web pretending to be a fan[ cuz pretty much it's you and some deadbeat bitter dads].
Your parents must be sick over this , except I remember your mother being weirdly obsessive when she famewhoered her way onto the show with a free tummy tuck, I remember her trying pathetically to be Kate's best friend. Thought that was weird at the time, had NO idea the apple would be to the 10th power from that tree………
someone HAS to bring a video camera to this and videotape people trashing him and making fun of him!! for those of us who can't be in person to laugh at it all! please!
Massengail is cheaper.
I AGREE WITH #7.
Dear Jon Gosselin, oops I mean Blippp63: Please stop posting as some random person slamming your soon to be, very lucky to be rid of you, ex wife.
I remember all the interviews of Jon Goseelin claiming he hated this whole publicity thing and now he is the biggest publicity whore out there, parading around with every possible used up bimbo he can bribe to hang out with him. Jon Gosselin, you're a douche and you don't deserve to even be associated with strong, successful woman like Kate or those adorable 8 children.
This is not an attractive man and even less so since he's acquired the big soft paunch and has breath like rotten meat from his smoking habit.
Well its a lot cheaper then the $20 Kate charges for an autographed photo ! As for me I would not spend a penny on either one of those two child exploiters!
i live right near this town! It isnt in the middle of no where. its actually a pretty big town right outside of buffalo. I might consider going to meet him so i can just call him out on being a huge douche. now THAT would be worth 7 dollars.
Re: shesonit – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Wow, Mariaccio, way to insult a huge portion of your readers(?fans) by calling this american hamlet "the middle of nowhere"!! I actually thought you were talking about Amherst Massachusettes, so now I'm schooled. Anyway, signing autographs for seven dollars a pop in an ?amusment park sounds right up Jon's ally…maybe he can save the money and use it towards a shrink and some meds..he really is a walking, talking cry for help
Yeah, I used to think Kate was a pushy, agressive b*tch, but I see now that with a husband like Jon, she probably had to be like that just to get anything done. This is the worst mid-life-crisis I've ever seen. Most men would just go out and buy a motorcycle or something but not Jon, no, he would rather bang a bong-sucking toddler and all 700 of his other white-trash chicka's and turn a blind-eye as to what his kind might think. Say what you want about Kate and no she's not perfect, but look who gets to live like a Frat boy and look who's home with the kids. He's so gross anyway I guess you would have to be high-as-a-kite on drugs just to be able to tolerate his face.
Team Kate. She has books and is a public speaker. He's a college drop out hooking around with a 23 yr old.
haha he's a wack job but im actually going to go… just to see how many people show up… maybe ill bring a video camera and film some of it?? and maybe ill get an autograph just to say i have it?? maybe he's super nice in person, we'll see! oh yeah and perez can you please not diss WNY… its a great place to live and raise a family…
Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Fuck you Jon! Your girlfriend is a dumb tramp!
i can't beleive i used to think he's the perfect dad, when i used to watch the show.
why should i go for some meet and greet, to meet a douche bag who barely cares about his children