Jennifer's Body Dead On Arrival!
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How disappointing!
Megan Fox's new horror movie, Jennifer's Body, opened at #5 at the U.S. box office on Friday, only pulling in $2.7 million in ticket sales!
The flick, penned by Juno's Diablo Cody, is expected to earn $7 mil by the weekend's close, securing its place as a box office bomb.
Guess Megan can't open a movie - yet!
In time, bb!
P.S. Maniston's new movie bombed too. No surprise there!
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bombed just like your tour Perez
megan fox is an overrated bitch. she tries to be "outrageous" for attention, she just comes off like an angelina wannabe to me.id like to see her movie make over 50 million opening weekend like Wanted
fail.
first the tatoos, then the lips(she doesnt even have big lips, its called lip liner), and now the "i cut myself" bullshit. Lame slut, she should shut up and stick to what she's good at… sucking michael bays cock
MEGAFLOP !!
CRAP IS CRAP
ALL THAT CRAZY TALK DIDN'T HELP NEITHER
i haven't seen it yet. i want to though!
The movie bombed because she CAN'T act, is fake, bitchy, and a trashy whore! The ONLY people who would go to see the movie are horny guys without girlfriends. What a fail! And does anyone else think that the poster looks kinda weird? Like everything looks one hundred percent fake. She doesn't even look like herself. They couldn't even afford a real chalkboard and desk?
anistons movie made almost twice as much money….
But that's because people made the mistake of thinking that a pair of rock hard lumpy fake titts and hiring Angelina Jolie's old MAke up guy to paint up her face was all it took to get MEgan Fox to open a movie.
Quick hint, people went to see Transformers to see the robots, not her. And there is a HUGE difference from a guy thinking "Sure, I'd do that drunk skank" if he sees somebody like MEgan in a bar at 3am and that same guy wasting $10.00 to see somebody like her having the nerve to think they actually have talent.
This silly bitch will only ever be able to open a XXX movie with big numbers. No talent, just a pretty plastic thing with thumbs that look like dicks which she loves to suck on in the media so every 18 year old boy can fantasize.
poor Meg
not surprised about Aniston's movie.. she should've stayed on TV. She sucks as a movie actress.
why does her nose look so weird in that picture
GOOD! the only talent she has is her looks, which she didn't develop, its what god gave her. Yes i envy her looks.
But looks shouldnt be replaced by the talent needed to ACT..
Im sick of people being brainwashed into thinking looks can replace acting or singing skills.
If you want to see this movie just cause she is HOT ilegally download it from mininova.org with VUZE
i liked this movie it was good!!! when she gets stabbed the chest area "my….tit" and dies. haha LOSER!
Actually, Love Happens has the 2nd highest per screen average which means people are interested in the film.
Re: Spindoc – Well said indeed !
Fucking DUH. "In time"?! Highly HIGHLY doubtful. First she needs to take some acting lessons and remove her head from her rectum.
lol because hottie girl cant act! like duhhh!!! and why did you have to put jennifer anistons name on there?? your soo obsessed with her i doubt you ever met her.
and i like how your always complementing megan and stuff and she dosnt even care for you .. hahahaa i give her props for that.
Re: gentleeyes – Do ppl still do that 'first' thing — how lame that you had nothing to say but that — and twice. Durr.
Also, what is wrong with her face in that picture? Am I seeig it wrong?
This bitch should seriously keep her mouth closed. She's a complete dumbass. I bet she'll do great in porn.
ITS A JEWSIH HOLLIDAY. THEY ARENT GUNNA LEAVE THE HOUSE. I LOVED IT BTW
that's not surprising, it looks like shit
the movie is the shittiest movie ever… don't watch it!
wow. can you imagine how many dicks she had to suck just to get that job? i mean, she really isn't a good actress. she's only been in two really big movies. she's just something to look at.
Good! cause 1. i dont care for Fox and 2. that movie just looked stupid as hell!
this is because people who would be interested in seeing a diablo cody movie and who liked juno don't want to go see a whatsherface movie. simple.
in time? Stop kissing her butt… even Maniston's bomb made more than Megan's. they should have used Amanda S to sell the movie… she has talent. Maniston needs a BIG MALE LEAD to have box office hits. It's funny how Maniston always gets credit for the hits but their never hits because of her… it's always her Co-stars that draws them in.
Re: jmld74 – oh yea thats the reason….. u r a dumbass
I knew a JA slam was coming sometime today!
The movie was really good, no lie. I though it wouldn't be that good. And in this movie Megan can act. Yeah SHOCKING.
Megan is a superior actress to that Depressing and Fugly Loser, "Maniston!"
it's ok megan, i would still bone you
That is a surprise considering it was a highly anticipated movie. I thought it would break box office records. I still wanna see it though.
Err i don't like Megan Fox. But the movie is just crap. The story is totally lame. And it sounds more like a B-Movie than anything I'd like to watch
the movie is actually pretty funny. I liked it a lot
What ever happened to serious/trained actors and actresses in Hollywood? This is exactly what they get for attempting to turn Maxim models into box office contenders.
Speaking of bombs, how's your tour going?
Re: hair-on-me – LMAO — dude, I love your avitar !!!
I'm disappointed for Diablo Cody but maybe she needs to write a better movie.
Like you should be the one to make fun of them after having to GIVE AWAY the tickets to you ridiculous tour, Perez…
Re: methesupergirl – break box office records? lol.
You have a lot of time on your hands.
I thought it'll do better even though I was not planning on seing it, but I'm really sad for Amanda Seyfried….c'mon after mama mia you know she's better than that! so I don't know who did she land in that movie in the first place
Just like the quality of the movie, she is a straight-to-video "actress". Looks can only get you so far. Talent speaks volumes. This girl has none. Diablo Cody is overrated, too.
Yeah, only Maniston took #3 which is pretty allright considering it played in only select citys. Do you really think we're idiots who can be brainwashed by you? JenAn rocks!!!
haha
We're not surprised. The trailer looked awful, and we think Cody is a little bit overrated.
Megan Fox is truly a horrible actress, I admit that she is pretty but that's only on the outside honey! She's dating a z list actor (Brian Austin Greene?! I laugh) she makes terribly stupid comments (bashing the man who made you famous? not smart bb). She's going about building her fame the totally wrong way, she needs a good image consultant fast or this could get ugly, I know honey you don't think anything about you could be but trust me…something is!
That's waht they get for thinking that a talentless glamour model can carry a movie by herself. At least producers will learn a lesson from this and stop offering lead roles hah!
she can't open a movie yet?? she's been overrated for only two years since the first transformers movie came out!! if she can't open a movie by this point yet, i dunno when she can =\
About time the world realizes she just bitch
Oh Megan you just shoved your face on all the shit you talk. I guess all the sudden fame got in to your head but guess what? Nobody gives a fuck about watching your movies, so next time try keeping that mouth closed and think before you speak. I bet Michael Bay is laughing his ass off right now and the staff that wrote that nasty letter about you too.
IM GETTING SO TIRED OF THAT ATTENTION WHORE..I GUESS PPL ARE FINALLY LET IT BE KNOWN NOW.
Guess Jennifer can't open one either.
hahaha i would have thought their would be more men in america who would actually want to see that. but i guess not. i suppose they will wait till it comes out
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This was actually the stupidest movie I've ever seen. The parts that were meant to be scary ended up being so dumb that they were funny. The entire theater was laughing the whole time.
ha!!! funny
And what about YOUR stupid "concert",Perez? You can't even GIVE the tickets away! What a tool!
Re: Spindoc –
pretty much
Can't wait to see it only that it comes our October 21st in France!!!
Wow you Jenfans are in deep denial. Jennifer's movie only made about $3 million from almost 1900 theatres according to Boxofficemojo. How does that indicate interest? I guess this prooves that Megan is just a photograph. Nobody cares about her. Even with girl on girl kissing and she's half naked she failed miserably. This isn't going to help with future projects.
"P.S. Maniston's new movie bombed too. No surprise there!" oh and that after her movie has been all over your site? hum - maybe you bombed, too? - btw: #5 is not that bad, in my opinion.
not surprising… bitch can't act!
love happens SUCKED. it just sucked.
This movie was surprisingly good and, believe it or not, Megan Fox is actually a damn good actress. When she's given the right material, the girl can knock it out of the park. She showed some real emotion when her character was being sacrificed in the movie. And the company marketed this movie completely wrong. It's not a movie just for horny teenage boys who want to see Megan Fox's tits, like they marketed it to be. The movie doesn't even show much of Megan Fox's body. They also marketed it to be a horror film, which it isn't. Like Diablo Cody and the actors in the movie said, it's not horror…it's comedy mixed with a few moments that could be scary. This movie has a lot more depth than you would expect. The people who have said that Fox can't act and that the movie is just for horny guys obviously have not seen this movie. Give it a chance!
YEAH I FIGURED AS MUCH, THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY GUYS WILLING TO PAY 10 BUCKS TO SEE THAT HO.
Re: EOR123 – God alone knows why. It looks very boring. @_@
I just think that the movie isn't something that looks very interesting. Maybe she should choose a better leading roll and see if she can bring in an audience.
just saw it. too slow and not bloody enough. however, there were a few good moments.
Overall, could have been better.
Owch….Diablo and Amanda I feel sorry for, they actually have some talent and weren't doing too bad before they crapped out this shit.
Uh, duh!!!
Maybe Barbarella will be more successful for her b/c you know Angelina's tired ass isn't going to get it.
Perez how many times do we have to discuss this… people don't wanna see a movie where a person can't act. Those 2. watevr million ppl that saw it just wanted to see Jennifers(Megans) Body!
megan and robert pattinson should get together, Both fake phonies who can't act.
saw it last night and i liked it. pretty funny
Thats what that little bitch gets. Go away megan!
I just saw the movie and I was very disappointed. Yep C- is what I will rate it which is what most newspapers rated it. But the movie's disappointement had nothing to do with Megan Fox. She can act and she acted what was on the script. The script and the film directing is what was bad. I only wonder how the script got a green light. Even reading the synopsis would have made me cringe.
I loved it.
Jennifer Aniston's film is not considerd bombed see vanity fair
She has the second average per theater
Looks like Love Happens did do better on a per theatre basis than The Informant per BO Mojo
LH - $1625/theatre
Inf - $1463
"It’s not a bomb considering it wasn’t shown in 2500 theaters but only 1800’s. It cost 18m to produce."
Megan cannot act. She belongs on a porn poster. Not in a movie. She's an idiot. She's a terrible role model. She's stupid. She has fugly tattoos all over her body. of marilyn monroe of all fucking people. Did I mention she cannot act?
She cannot act, and she is trying to hard to be ANGELINA JOLIE! WHO SHE IS NOT!
Your title on this, dead on arrival, is hilarious!
HAHA Lame and she's on the cover of the Rolling Stone, also lame, they want to push their loony politics and could care less about music.
She's had her 15 mints.
They couldn't make up their damn minds: should we make a puberty comedy or scary movie? And it fails on both counts.
And as for the lezbo kiss scene…yeah, completely unnecessary. Just tacked on to sell tickets.
D. Cody just sank about 100 notches.
She looks like that brunnette chick from "That 70s Show" in this pic.
I still wanna see it. Netflix!
i work at a movie theatre and had to look at the poster all day yesterday and all i notice was the that they photoshopped only one of her wonky toe-thumbs … i laughed every time i walked by it …
She looks like Mila Kunis in that picture… I would easily mistake her for Mila on that poster..
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,I'M SO HAPPY FOR THAT, I HATE HER.
I'm not going to see it because I heard that shes a bitch. Bitches dont deserve my money.
she is only 23 so everything she says is has been "spun" by her publicist the media
isn't it an odd coincidence that just as her movie is opening she talks about how she used to cut herself and her movie is also a horror movie ? ……. duh??? it doesn't take a rocket scientist to promote a movie
Not the least bit surprised
Yeah except Jennifer's film is playing on only 1800 screens…Jennifer's Body on nearly 3000….and yet Jennifer Aniston still grossed more…
Oh come the fuck on, who thought it would really do well? Only guys like her, and they aren't going to shell out 10.00 to see her in a public theater when they can wack off to her for free online with all her twat baring maxim photos in private. And I loved Juno, but fuck Diablo and this movie-the critic's are skewering her and this movie, saying she's way too self satisfied in her pop culutural wasteland of a script.
Diablo Cody can get off her fucking high horse and move back to the Midwest. I'm so fucking sick and tired of that bitch thinking she's the best screenwriter in Hollywood. It's clear that "Juno" was a fluke.
i just couldn't make time to see it.
I had to.. update my myspace
Re: BRIGHTON… – Honey, God didn't give her those looks, a plastic surgeon did! No need to be jealous of some fake whore with plastic in her boobs, collagen in her lips, and a re-sculpted nose.