Jennifer's Body Dead On Arrival!
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How disappointing!
Megan Fox's new horror movie, Jennifer's Body, opened at #5 at the U.S. box office on Friday, only pulling in $2.7 million in ticket sales!
The flick, penned by Juno's Diablo Cody, is expected to earn $7 mil by the weekend's close, securing its place as a box office bomb.
Guess Megan can't open a movie - yet!
In time, bb!
P.S. Maniston's new movie bombed too. No surprise there!
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This just goes to show too that this bitch ain't no Angelina 2.0. Men lusted after Angelina, and women wanted to be her, back in the day. Women didn't hate her and think she was a dumb whore. Megan will never be a success if she continues to only pander to males, sucking her thumbs like they are cocks and sticking out her tongue like she's ready to toss the salad. This only makes women think she's some dumb whore who sucks Michael Bay's cock for jobs, and they are NOT going to support her at the cinemplex…..
she looks like mila kunis here
Megan Fox is 23. She's too old to be in high school anyway.
I think people thought it looked trashy so they didnt see it
Megan can't open a movie PERIOD. She's a hot chick, but she's nothing at all special. It's basically like taking ANY random Maxim model and putting a tens of millions of dollar budget movie on her shoulders. It's NOT going to yield a positive result. Megan Fox is a great pinup and she's great at running from robots. She's not a horrible actress, but she's nothing special enough to carry a film. She's NOT a SUPERSTAR despite Hollywood and the media's attempt to portray her as such. She is NOT a lead. This movie just proved it.
You know what else it did? It ruined the chances for more female writers and directors. Karyn Kusama and Diablo Cody have just proven they are nothing but one hit wonders. Shame.
Maniston sucks at anything! She runs the bills in movies she is not cashing in shit! Who wants to see the fugly? Tabloids make her to look better than in real life. Have you seen her puffer face. All that injection to look young is making her look monsterous. She can't act and play all these lame story movies and she can't move me in her roles, as if she is just reading. Her movies are elementary and not worth being in big screen. MANISTON SUCKS! GO AWAY JENNIFER ANISTON, YOU DUMB ASS!
Megan Fox will find better success in the porn business. Megan, talk to Jenna Jameson and sign a contract with with her.
I'm gonna buy me some titties too!!!
The movie wasn't so bad. Could've been gorier since it's rated R though!
IF HER DUMB ASS DIDNT TALK SH#! ABOUT TRANSFORMER'S DIRECTOR, MORE PPL WOULD HAVE GONE…IN TIME, IS A LITTLE TOO LATE.
she seriously can not act the only reason she is famous is cuz of her looks…….i thought jennifer aniston's movie made likie twice that amount on friday???
come on
the only people who went to see that movie was horny boys admit it
megan fozx is nothing without transformers.
Maniston just sucks! Won't see her movies and if I see her in person I would scream at her.
megan fox is an actress who set herself as a slut. give her a movie where she shows a panty line and a bra strap. the movie would have made 12 million the first day. Megan read the script before u take another movie like this. these are not the days of juno anymore.
Re: frusciante – all actors that play high schoolers are always in theyre 20s or maybe even 30s. when do you actually see a actor thats 17 playing a 17year old?? they usually would play a 15 (like jake in twilight) idiot.
Do you want to know why Megan Fox will NEVER be liked? Because girls don't like her (because she seems slutty and mean) and boys don't respect her (because she seems slutty and mean). As a woman you need one of the two. Go to hell Megan Fox.
Oh and btw, Jennifer Aniston at least doesn't seem like someone who would steal your husband like Megan or Angelina.
Truthfully, very few movies are worth the exorbitant ticket prices today. I do feel kind of bad for Jennifer Aniston though. I like her and want her to succeed so she can tell Brad to kiss her butt. At least she had Marley and Me this year, which did very well.
the movie didn't even look good…that's y no 1 went to see it.
why is No. 5 bad? it means only four did better.
it's a movie about a flesh eating cheerleader. opening at 3 million isn't amazing, but is that really a bomb?
Jennifer hasn't bombed because it has made per studio more than all the other except for the meatball movie
It would help if it opened everywhere as well. It's not even in theaters here
Discount theatres here it comes!!!!! I'm definitely waiting 2 c it there. I like Amanda Seyfried & Diablo though but this proves that maybe Megan Fox isn't someone people really want 2 watch?
Re: sandra pandra – That looks like HER OLD NOSE in the poster!!!!!!
why would she even do this movie? such a bad, bad choice! I think she can open a movie, if its not shit.
Perez, why the hate on Foxy? You couldn't get off her fucking dick a few weeks ago.Did she not return your calls???It seems like when ppl can't be bothered with you you bash them.Lame.Your negativity and obvious favoritism has made me move to a different site. BTWI thought this movie was fun and she looked fantastic in it. tata
shut up pig face..
your concert is bombing even more pathetic than this…..
i was watching don't bother to knock bye did not hear about movie megan fox starred in
She's just starting out in her career giver her some time! Team Fox!
Hey everyone, please leave your comments demanding that perez post an apology about harassing Halle Berry for months about being pregnant!!… ***.. She said on Jay Leno she is NOT pregnant, yet perez was shouting it from the rooftops for soooo long claiming she was!.. **… He is always preaching about doing the right thing, and made a big stink about Kanye apologizing, I believe he absolutely owes Halle an apology! *** Please leave your comments demanding perez apologize!! *** No more harassing actresses about being pregnant! If & when they are, they will announce it themselves!! ** PEREZ NEEDS TO POST A PUBLIC APOLOGY for being SO WRONG!!!! ***
maybe people didnt go to see it because juno was TERRIBLE
megan may sux but DIABLO ROXS !!!
whoever designed this poster should be fired.
Re: *Lil Lady Pants* – SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!
Got it! poster looks weird cos it was taken waay back, before her nose was done and she started wearing blue CONTACTS
kinda disappointed with this news ..its actually a REALLY good movie!! people should give it a chance!
Re: audiano – Ummmm….are you serious with this comment? You do know that its a "comedy/horror"… it was *supposed* to be funny with horror elements to it.
MEGAN FOX IS NOT AN ACTRESS. Plucking someone off of the street & tossing them in front of the camera, as Bay did w/Megan in Transformers, DOES NOT AN ACTRESS MAKE! Heck, professional Rappers have 500x more experience than this trailer park girl. This is what happens to Playboy Centerfolds, not ACTORS! She needs years of training, even then, she will most likely fail. And we'll all look upon this as the story of that really hot chick whom Bay put into the Transformers' films and was transformed into a famous person, temporarily. Until the rest of the Directors that hired her realized Michael Bay did the ENTIRE film community a major disservice.
Re: SnowAngel1224 – i'm not a horny guy? i'm just a girl who likes gore and comedy. and jennifer's body has both, and megan fox isn't bad to look at, so i'm glad they made her the leadin glady. she's not a bad actress. she just puts a little of herself into her characters.
haha what a dumb b!tch, she was naked, acted slutty and still no one came to see her. why? because she can't act for sh!t
she should do a porn and be done with it, maybe she'll have success with that, does she even have a functioning brain? it would be great if she was hot and smart, but she looks like a tranny and is dumb as sh!t.
Hope that brings her ego down a few notches.
Whatever, I LOVED IT!
i thought it looked quite funny and scary but her offscreen behaviour probably puts people off seeing her films because she comes off as desperate for attention
Re: getrealll – Best comment EVER!
Well I still wanna see it when it's out here…
Re: ladynTO – DUH!
6. SHE STICKS THE TONGUE THAT HAS SUCKED MANY DICKS OUT TOO MUCH IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE WHAT? RAUNCHY, SEXY? IT'S JUST DISGSTING.
7. SHE LIKES TO SAY THINGS ABOUT FEMALE POWER AND ACT AS IF SHE'S ON WOMEN'S SIDE WHEN REALLY SHE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT FEMALE POWER, IS TRYING TO GAIN WOMEN AS FANS, AND IS SECRETLY A SLUT WHO WHORED HER WAY TO THE TOP. ALSO, IF SHE SAW A GIRL MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER, I BET SHE WOULD BE SO EMBARASSED AND AWKWARD AND HATE THAT GIRL SECRETLY.
8. THE MAN THAT CHOSE HER FOR A MOVIE WHEN HE COULD'VE CHOSEN ANNNYYYYYYY GIRL, SHE THANKS HIM BY TELLING THE WORLD HE'S LIKE HITLER AND AWKWARD AND SHY. DE-MANNING HIM IN PUBLIC. (BAY SHOULD'VE GONE TO HER HOUSE AND GIVEN HER A BITCH SLAP!)
9. IS OBSESSED WITH BEING LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE. AN ACTRESS WHO MIGHT'VE LOST MOST OF HER LOOKS, BUT IS STILL MUCH PRETTIER THAN MEGAN. ANGELINA IS AN AWARD WINNING, RESPECTED ACTRESS WHO SEEMS DEDICATED TO HER CRAFT AND, COULD'VE JUST REALIZED ON HER STUNNING, EXOTIC LOOKS, BUT DIDN'T.
SHE WAS DARK, DIFFERNT FROM HER PEERS IN THAT SHE DEALT WITH CUTTING, WANTED TO WORK WITH DEAD PEOPLE, CARRIED BLOOD AROUND HER NECK, IS BISEXUAL, E.T.C. AND INSTEAD OF BEING EMBARASSED OF HOW THE PUBLIC WOULD REACT TO HER DARK SIDE, SHE DIDN'T HIDE OR CHANGE WHO SHE WAS, DIDN'T ACT LIKE SOME COOKIE CUTTER ACTRESS.
SHE ALSO BEGAN GIVING HER MONEY AND TIME TO HELP THE POOR AND DEPRIVED PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, WHEN SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO SHIT (LOVE THIS WOMAN!). SHE MADE HUMANITARISM AND PHILANTHROPY COOL, AND OF COURSE MANY HAVE DONE THE SAME, PRBBLY BCZ OF HER.
THAT IS WHY PEOPLE LIKE ANGELINA, YOU DUMBASS, MEGAN!:
AUTHENTICITY, ORINGINALITY, NATURALNESS, NOT BEING FAKE! ALL THAT ANGELINA HAS, AND YOU DONT! THAT'S WHY U WILL NEVER BE LIKE HER AND EQUAL HER SUCCESS! HA!!!!!!!
PEREZ PLZ STOP PICKING ON JENNIFER ANISTON. SHE IS AN ACTRESS WHO I CAN RESPECT. SHE IS SEXY AND HAS THE MOST GORGEOUS LEGS. SHE IS NATURAL AND COULDVE GOTTEN TONS OF SURGERY TO CHANGE HER LOOKS BUT DECIDED TO STAY NATURAL. YOU SHOULD BE PICKING ON MEGAN AND NOT JENNIFER WHEN MEGAN IS THE ONE WHO DESERVES IT.
her legs look like an old woman's leg and her nose looks like they put putty on it. LOL!
OR IS IT THE CARTILAGE THE SURGEON PUT IN TO CHANGE HER PUG NOSE, SHIFTING????!!!! BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Blythe – Wow you're a total moron.
Yep, overrated & dumb as fuck
i LOVED the movie. so did the friend that went with me to see it. I thought it was awesome and people should go see it.
Re: dsdds – what·s wrong ? stop hating !! i·m sorry for her , anyway i·d love going to see jennifer·s body !!! i hope the movie makes more money ! anyway megan u r so beautiful !!!!!!!!!!! and i support u . she has a rare personality , i know megan wants to be " outrageous" saying that kind of things !! it·s obviously she only wants press , it seems work
I love horror movies! I usually see them all, but for this one I can wait and see on HBO.
Johnny Depp! Tim Burton! Let's get going with Dark Shadows!!
I was actually really surprised when I heard it didn't do so good in the box office. I saw it (it sucked.) and I figured every other stupid straight male would go and that the whole theater would be filled up, but there was like, no one there. Very surprising. But it does give me some hope for humanity.
So glad, I hate that conceited bitch!
I think that the ONLY people who should comment Megan Fox about her acting are the people who actually SAW the movie. If you hadn't, PLEASE SHUT YOUR YAP!!!!!
As for Perez…I doubt you saw Jennifer's Body either, like more than 90% of people on this post
Her angle looks like Mila Kunis
You had to get a dig in at Aniston, didn't you you fat pig? Like Aniston or anyone cares wtf you think or say. You have the clout of a dried up piece of dog shit in hollywood and even the gay community cannot stand you, you low down pig nosed freak!
Disappointing? don't you mean how 'predictable'…. she has just spent the last month letting the world know what a moronic loser she is ….why would anyone except horny teenage boys want to see her movie now? … she has been on a self (image) destructive spiral for weeks now. Realistically speaking most teenager boys don't have a lot of money to spend and will chose an action pic first and then go home and google Megan for free….
Duh. I saw a test preview for it and it completely sucked. If I had to watch the whole thing (or just a slightly longer preview) I would have had to walk out.
Cody lucked out with Juno… that movie was saved by an amazing lead actress… period. The same writing led by an 'actress' such as Megan Fox would never float. Simple math.
I just wish Diablo Cody has taken a little more time when she made up her own name…. so typically 'stripper-esqe'.
Re: Kaylee K. –
ohh she does!
it's wierd how photoshop can make
you look like a different person..
maybee that's a sign that they used
a little too much photoshop? idk.
but both mila and megan either way :]
Re: Kaylee K. –
hahaa.
that's funny!
i love itt :]]
"jennifers body"
i must say what with my high expectations of horror movies
along with my utter disgust and disappointment of recent released ones
and my doubts of this paticular one,
i was quite satisfied after seeing "jennifer's body"
despite the fact that my image of adam brody (as quirky and hilarious "seth"from the o.c.) has been completely destroyed, the movie itself was sufficiently gorey, completely humorous and delightfully put together from beginning to end.
megan fox (transformers 1 & 2) and Amanda Seyfried (mean girls) had the best chemistry on screen and that kiss was the hottest since selma blares and sarah michelle gellars in cruel intentions….and i dont even dig chicks…but that was amazing.
i must warn you though
if spiritual movies are not your thing you will not like the concept
but if you are a horror fanatic like myself and can appreciate a good story line
you will love it
i def. rate it the best movie of 09
in my opinion at least
better than sorority row btw
(which was also decent)
What a shocker.
MEGAN FOX IS NOT AN ACTRESS. Plucking someone off of the street & tossing them in front of the camera, as Bay did w/Megan in Transformers, DOES NOT MAKE AN ACTRESS. She needs years of professional training, even then, she will most likely fail. And we'll all look upon this as the story of that hot girl whom Bay put into the Transformers' films and was transformed into a famous person, temporarily. You have to actually act in order to be considered an actress.
this movie was great!!! it was funny and scary as shitt all at the same time.
shut up megan fox. stupid slut
I liked this movie it was hilarious and the quotes are memorable . She can act in this movie
The movie was good, I think, I've seen better…there's some good parts on this movie, like the whole watching her friend get into the van was sad, i teared up on two parts, LOL! watch it.
Re: asdfjkl321 – FINALLY SOMETHING NICE.
Props to you.
Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – After NOT reading your twelve hundred word listed essay on how much you hate Megan, and laughing my butt off because you're profile picture is her, I decided to reply to your ranting and tell you — YOU'RE MORE OBSESSED WITH MEGAN FOX THAT ANYONE IN THE WORLD.
She's a talent-less dumbass. & The movie concept was sh!t. Seriously people, did we expect more? STUPIDDDD !!!!!
It was a great movie! I saw it bc it looked good and I like Diablo Cody. I was a great horror flick. its a shame megan personal life crap made this movie bomdb
She wasnt that horrible and i dont like her.
I know it's just an oversight, Buddy, but you forgot to mention Matt Damon's movie bombed, too and he, like Jennifer and Aaron took a huge pay cut for that movie and gained 30 pounds. Hopefully you'll take care of that oversight and revise your post. Thanks pal!
Re: lalala43 – Haha. How funny! At least there is hope! =)
give it a chance
im not a fan of fox either
but this movie
was quite good as movies go
exorcist meets mean girls
Re: dsdds –
wanted sucked dude
matrix rip off
It's a tad harsh to call Megan Fox a slut because she's only really ever been connected to Brian Austin Green; unlike so many other "actresses" who have fucked half, if not all of Hollywood. The girl says beaucoup stupid shit but many here sound as if they are jealous of Megan's looks or just hate the image she conveys.
This film was only going to be watched by young boys anyway lol
she alienates women - bad casting sorry for diablo though - loved juno
Megan Fox cannot act. Once her looks fade so will her "career".
Now maybe this bitch will go back to doing what she does best….being back ground fluff. Really. What is her claim to fame?? A pair of short shorts in the first Trans movie, and THAT make her a star?? Says a lot about the sad state of movies today. She is nothing more that the next in a long line of bimbo "movie stars" that a cannot act, but will were a bikini on camera. Hopefully this will be the begining of her end.
Bitch needs to keep that mouth of hers shut. It doesn't matter how hawt she looks, she's got that diarrhea of the mouth and that's a major turn off. And Jennifer Aniston just needs to go away already. She can't act and she's ugly.
Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – I kinda like Jennifer Aniston but the comment you said about her being natural is fuuny.Jennifer and Megan both had some work,im not saying theres anything wrong with that just that you dont know what your talking about.Jennifer Aniston admitted in 2007 that she did in fact went under the knife. I can also tell she gets botox or restalyne.Megan has also had a nose job and injections in her lips.If your reason for not liking a celeb is plastic surgery then thats lame even Marilyn Monroe had a nose job.Its Hollywood babe
Jennifer Aniston's movie bomb at 4th place. She is a loser what a joke that her fans can't face the truth.
haha megan fox cant open a movie to save her life!
she cant act and she's ugly!
nice perez as always u need to get a dig in at anniston… it didnt do very well but it sure did eons better than megan fox!
really? anniston has had 2 huge hits recently w 'marley' & 'he's jus not that…'
u jus have a vendatta against her cause u need to kiss the asses of brad and angelina!
Maniston is not an actor. I can take a nap instead of watching her. So sick of this whore!
oh my god she will win a oscar, i swear
no, all oscars of the world hahahahahahahahaha
jennifers body was the worst movie i have ever seen in my life. i cannot comprehend how it didnt just go straight to DVD. seriously? messed up. (a total waste of time)