Courtney Love Goes Cuckoo On Da Lou!
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We're sure it is a sight the man will never forget!!!
While attending the Times' T style magazine party the other night, a guest unintentionally walked in on Courtney Love using the bathroom!
The man, Sebastian Karnaby, was trying to find his way out of the party, but instead happened upon the nut-job on the toilet with her skirt down to her ankles. He slammed the door and tried to make a break for it, but he was unsuccessful, saying:
"She stormed out screaming, 'I am going to get you thrown out!' She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I'd attacked her. They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman."
Well, that we believe and what an unholy sight to have to carry around with you! She probably wouldn't have even remembered any of this even happened if you hadn't spoken up. Heavy drinking causes the mind to skip a little.
But we have to wonder if this guy was also drunk or just pretty damn stoopid! How do confused a bathroom door with a front door?
Just sayin.
[Image via WENN.]
omg I can tell you were just on gaw_ker
weirdddd
it's loo, not lou
ha thats unlucky!!!!!!
Courtney Love is a fucking GODDESS. Luv her! Who cares if she is crazy? It's what makes her fahbulous!
Oh what a gentleman. Douche.
Re: YUCK – Oh, I think I'll go there myself!
Um, perhaps she should have locked the bathroom door and he wouldn't have walked in on her!!!
Re: dj dynasty handbag – i was about to say the exact same thing.
Was there corn in it?
My husband once confused the carpet next to the bed as the toilet….so you can be that drunk. Courtney is a total flake. How bout she lock the fucking door. I'm surprised she was able to put her drugs back in her purse and get the guy in time??? She is a loser.
Re: Big Black Dick – I am surprised he didn't look!
I don't believe that story. WHY would she have her skirt around her ankles? A man making up a story might not get it, but when women use the loo in a skirt, they just hike it up!
Courtney Love is FAB and I fucking love her. She's the craziest, most in your face bitch and her music is awesome. I remember in 1993 Kurt Cobain jumping onstage and screaming, "Courtney Love is the best fuck in the world!" She's my kind of insane and I love it, much love Courtney
Oh, and it's "Loo". Get your English terms right if you're going to use them.
Re: JulieDean – Hell yes, she's fan-fucking-tastic
i feel bad for this guy–you know that dirty chick didn't wsh her hands before she jumped him!
HAHAHA! I wonder what Cobain's (may he rest in peace) reaction is to this one.
I was drunk once and used the cat box. the cat was mad at me for a few days
nasty, nasty nasty: is she suppose to be a singer rockwhore or something!?
Re: cat1329 – LMFAO!!
I doubt this even happened… but, if it did, I don't believe this was 'unintentional'… nobody is THAT stupid…. it was obviously a set up to get Courtney riled. I'd be pissed right off too.
Some nutjob stalker is my guess. I bet he did it deliberately and this is him trying to tell his version of events first.
Righto…so he 'accidentally' walked into the bathroom while trying to find the exit… This story is a stinks from beginning to end.
Re: Chandler –
Haha. So true ! I didn't think of that.
You do mean loo, not lou don't you?
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"
Courtney Love at a Bathroom,who could imagine worst movie terror scene!
I was at that party–there was a very long line, a very specific "someone's in there" procedure,and only someone who was trying to make a scene would have yanked open that door.Please. And the bathroom door didn't lock….it was broken. But trust me, you knew if someone was in that bathroom.
And Courtney doesn't even like alcohol. I've never seen her even finish a glass of wine.
Carrie Mulligan looked gorgeous that night, and a lot of the "Wall Street 2" cast were there.
This is sebastian karnaby, i was not drunk, and i did not open the bathroom door. someone else did . I just happened to be standing there at wrong place and wrong time .
Re: sebast – Oh,man. That DOES suck. Sorry. That does happen…the same party,three completely coked out French girls almost pushed me down the stairs. Ergh. Not how I want to go,thanks.