Hey Portland!
The Perez Hilton Presents tour is coming to town and hitting the Wonder Ballroom on September 29th, with performances by Ladyhawke, Semi Precious Weapons, Julian Perretta and Natalie Portman's Shaved Head.
Click here to read a new interview Perez gave to Portland's Just Out.
And CLICK HERE to buy your tickets for the show!






























































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tooo bad for you portland's the only city that sees through that shit. and has an AMAZING music scene of its own! it's disgusting you think you can come here assuming we'll bow down because of your little show. get some respect!
hey everyone! perez came to the house of blues and boston and he had about 200 people show up where they usually house 2000…so yeah buy tickets if you want because god only knows there will be millllllions left…
Where should I go, Portland Oregon or Portland Maine? I really, really, really want to go but I don't want to show up in the wrong city. At least you would sell one ticket if you told me.
Has this show not been made a FREE show like Milwaukee and others? I hope no more of the "hottest acts on the planet" have meltdowns onstage and quit the tour. But then again, that would be the shrewdest course of action rather than stay and be tainted with your stench of failure. This "tour" will go down as the most exquisite failure ever.
Ever notice there are fewer and fewer comments on this site? You're dying lardass.
Funny how you fail to mention your tour is one big FAIL. Tickets not selling anywhere, having to give them away for free. Also how's your first artist Sliimy doing in the US record sales this week perez. Don't see him anywhere in hitsdailydouble's building record chart. Another big FAIL. Though I doubt you'll be all over your blog with that like you do other artists.
OH puhleeze buy tickets to my Perezcious's wonderful tour of no-name artists. That way, you will feel extra-special knowing you PAID for your ticket when most of the other riff-raff got in for nothing. YOU don't want to feel like a freeloader do you?
Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks – try marios hometown porkland
Mario are you going to dress like a hobo again when you MC this debacle?
OH NO! I live in Portland and will prepare my resistance armies.
no thanks fat ass
i want to go!! too bad i probably can't!
still no comment about ida maria eh chicken shit. u are all gossip unless it shows u in a bad light. i think we would all like to know the storey behind her actions and your lack of reaction
Better yet, Portland - stay at home and watch paint dry. It's more entertaining.
Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks – live long and prosper! you speak the truth
Jeez pervez is this still on? Hey! Did you ever get to grope Semi Precious Weapon's weapon yet? Loved the pic of your moist piggy-palms stroking stroking their way up to his peen.
We don't need you to bring your shit fest to PDX. There are already millions of terrible bands here. Sad, because there are some supremely talented artists here as well. BUT the bad ones outnumber the good. . .thanks for show casing these shitheads.
Portland would much rather see local shows and support the mass of talented, overlooked bands there than see you stupid ass overrated show. Portland will probably be one of those other shows that has 250 in a place that can fit 12000.
Ha. Did Sliimy drop out of your tour? I'm sure he even knows how shitty it is by now. Sorry dude, Portland is too cool for this rediculous crap. And PS, start tearing apart your own artists every once and a while. You're losing credibility fast.
Posting about children of celebrities has nothing to do with being bitch or "owning" bitch or anything like that. It's simply ridiculous (and a little freakish). I mean, Perez, you're out there branding a new wave - punkish outlook (which I admit to find seducing, whatever's my problem) yet your blog behaviors are sometimes unbelievably kitsch. You're bitch when you tell people that plastic surgery wouldn't help their ugliness, but that's more childish than being bitch. I don't you even know what ugly is or can be.
FAIL
STILL flogging the dead horse of your show ???? …….sad.!!!!!