Lindsanity Is Losing What Is Left Of Hers
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > saMAN Ronson > Twitter
Lindsay Lohan isn't exactly what we'd call…stable. The girl should have a crazy ward named after her for the shiz she's pulled!
But we can't help but giggle to ourselves when she loses her mind, only to retrieve it again within a few hours, all in front of our eyes to enjoy.
The batch of screwy mayhem we are referring to this morning comes to us from none other than her own Twitter, the best source for celebrity HIGHlarity.
At around 11 P.M. last night, Lindsanity went on one of her usual rants about her sometimes girlfriend, all-around punching bag saMAN Ronson. Lindsay tweeted her distaste for her gal pal, saying:
"Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal"
"Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest"
Wow! Sounds like someone hates that other people have found careers/lives outside of the tabloid magazines! It's called working for a living. Granted, DJing isn't very strenuous, but at least it can pay her bills!
But not two hours after these jabs at saMAN did LezLo return to her Tweet-beat to say something NICE!
She goes:
"@samantharonson off to another country, send my love to your family lol
"
What? Huh? Where's the malice? Where's the boo-hooing?
It's official - the girl is schizo. We just hope those loose screws rolling around in her empty head don't make her try anything too crazy- like live a normal life.
The horror!
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Weird.. strange..
A blind man smelled her and said " It a toilet seat off a tuna boat but I can't tell you which fleet."
That is NOT a nice comment, silly Perez, Sam's family hates Lindsey and it's well known!
hmmmm, i guess she means it in an ironic way?
@kidkoala yeah, guess that too.
I wish Lindsay would just leave that girl alone. Lindsay is way too pretty for that weird chick…and Sam just likes to play her. Yeah Linds wants a lot of attention but that's who she is! And someone is going to love her for who she truly is…and not be playing games with her and lying to her. Lindsay MOVE ON ALREADY there's prettier and better girls out there…EVEN a guy would do U better than dumb Sam!
not schizo, bi polar
I am done making fun of this girl. She is just one big disgusting mess. She needs major help. She will not be alive past the age of 30, unfortunately.
i get more ass than a toilet seat
lindsay is such a sexy hottie..by the way djing is hard work that requires constant concentration.
That was mean and malice because of how much Sam's family hates her. It was a sarcastic jab at the Ronson family. It wasn't nice at all.
She was denied entrance at the HBO emmy party. HaGaHaGAGA
You missed the tweet where she said "HBO security sucks." Did she try to go to a party that Ronson was deejaying?
Perez (Barbara) you have to be the absolute WORST blogger in the history of the internet. Your lack of knowledge on the subjects you try to write about is embarrassing.
If you didn't steal all your material and actually paid attention to what is going on all by yourself, you might have noticed that Lindsay was being a total smartass in that statement about Sam's family. Lindsay just tweeted days ago that Samantha told her that her family hated her.
So the fact you say "Ooo! Look! Now she's being nice! She must be schizo!" is ridiculous and makes you look like even more of a moron.
Seriously. Find a real job.
Re: Big Black Dick –
and zhe wanted 2/zit
dat zmell next
2..my jazon ztackhouze….peeeUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wonder if her new employers are taking note of this??? Wonder how long she will hold down THAT job?
I haven't really read this part of your page.
I just wanted to say, I WANT THOSE BOOTS!
poor gurl…shes a hot mess
sounds like code, probably for drugs….duh. When will one of thses spazoids od!?
Maybe she's bipolar. Or she could just be on drugs.
What? Lindsay's nute? No way! Never heard this before.
yeah she's crazy so what's new
Not nice comment dumbass, how did you miss that? or were you that desperate for Lohan drama?
Does anyone ever feel exactly the same way they did 2 hours ago? Cut the girl some slack. I would hate to be a celebrity. You have thousands of people misconstruing thousands of perceptions and eventually, no one really knows anyone. Sad.
Dita Von Teese tweeted about it super early this morning…
"I like the awkward lindsey lohan tweets about her romantic annoyances. It's funny. Must be more effective when the world watches, huh?"
I laughed.
Her total desperation is completely tragic and hilarious at the same time! Those parents did a real number on this one, can't wait till the other 2 start hitting the bars!
I'm a huge fan of lindsay lohan. I read Perez blogs everyday but I don't get why he never have nothing nice to say about her. Lindsay is just a person trying to get her career back on track. Perez, who keep giving her such a bad name won't allow her too.
Dear Lindsay, quit making a fool of yourself and airing your dirty laundry to the entire world. Also, quit getting lip injections. It does not look natural no matter what lies your doctor, friends, family are telling you. We KNOW! It looks silly. You looked better before. Stop it. Just stop.
sam's family hates lindsay. that was not a nice thing for her to say, especially with the "lol" and the evil smiley!
Oh god she is so funny
really i love her. Its not weird or strange cmon! relations are messed up sometimes thats just how it works and lesbian people always catfight.. its how it is. Dont make such a big deal out of it. Just let them be happy 
wow perez still not forgetting they sue your butt!!!! " L " you know the word!!