Surprise! Khloe's Already On A Cover!

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Her rep has already confirmed the news, but now it's really official.

Khloe Kardashian confirmed on her official website that she will be walking down the aisle this weekend.

Says mediawhoring bride-to-be:

Hi dolls. I'm thrilled to finally be able to tell you that the news is true… Lamar and I are getting married on Sunday!!! I couldn't be happier and I'm so excited that I can finally share the news with all of you.

Your well wishes have meant the world to me and I am truly so blessed to have such amazing fans, family and friends during this incredible time in my life.

I love you all!!! xoxo

And keeping in true Kardashian fashion, she's milking this for all it's worth because guess who's on the cover of the new Life & Style magazine and spilling the deets about the wedding?

How convenient of her to confirm the news right before it's released!

In the interview, Khloe sheds some light on how her relationship with Lamar went from dating to marriage in no time at all.

According to Khloe: "We fell in love and were talking about marriage so fast. We went to dinner with my family at Boa recently, and he asked my mom if he could marry me!"

Way to name-check that restaurant! Free dinner for life!

So, what does the other Kardashian sister have to say? You know the one that's not pregnant or getting married.

Like the rest of us, Kim is "pleasantly surprised that Khloé’s getting married. It was totally unexpected. Lamar is one of the sweetest, most compassionate guys I know."

How forced does that sound?

A source even says Kim isn't bitter about her sister getting married.

Riiight.

We wonder if the people over at E! are drawing up plans for a Kendra type show for Khloe and Lamar?

Please don't!

    Posted: Sep 23, 2009 at 10:45 am / Email this  »

    80 comments to “Surprise! Khloe's Already On A Cover!”



    1. 1

      BRIDEZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    2. 2

      Weird how nobody is pointing out that this was a dumb girl who got knocked up by some guy she's been seeing for less than a month. Oh wait, he's a basketball player, so she of course tried to get knocked up to get her hands on that money, change that, he's the dumb one. Quick hint there guy, when you make a lot of money and some girl you've just starte dating tells you she's on the pill…she's lying.



    3. 3

      Urgh, Kim got the looks in the family.



    4. 4

      " I'm so in love!" translated = He has a huge dick,likes my hairy back and only hits me once or twice a week!



    5. 5

      Re: RedWingsFan – fuck this, i wanta see kims tits



    6. 6

      I didn't know wedding dresses same in "Yeti size".



    7. 7

      Good Lord, she's a dumb cow.



    8. 8

      I just don't understand why these girls are "famous".
      Sorry…but one looks like an amazon man, the other a troll and the other cakes so much makeup on her face it is not funny.



    9. 9

      THAT MAGAZINE HURTS MY BRIAN….

    10. CCC44 says – reply to this


      10

      LAMAR IS SO UGLY!!! EWWWWW



    11. 11

      Thats so sweet I freakin love the Kardashians



    12. 12

      DOES THIS GUY HAVE A WALLET? HE BETTER HIDE IT.



    13. 13

      I don't care about that wedding at all. I'm more interested in the "Fabulous Flats for under $20" listed at the bottom of the cover :)



    14. 14

      I feel kinda guilty for being negative at such a happy time, but… this is going to be a mistake for both of them. This WILL end up in divorce, I'm sorry to say. :/



    15. 15

      Why do you question Kim's sincerity? It IS possible to be happy for your sisters without jealousy. Did it ever occur to you not everyone has to be PG or married to be happy???????



    16. 16

      WHAT A MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    17. 17

      Re: Big Black Dick – lol u are so funny



    18. 18

      Who cares?

    19. Lava says – reply to this


      19

      Is Bruce going to give her away?



    20. 20

      Great news, an all around whore that looks like a post-op tranny is getting hitched to a basketball player that would've been let go by the Lakers had they not won a championship…the fact that this is headline news shows the sad state of the world we live in.



    21. 21

      Does ANYONE see this is a lifelong committment? OH c'mon!!!!!!



    22. 22

      why is Ozzy Osbourne wearing a wedding gown?



    23. 23

      Re: sharre – Well said - my thought exactly!!



    24. 24

      i call bullshit on kim not being bitter.
      Her older sister is pregnant and her younger sister is getting married
      mind you, Kim loves the attention and right now the attention is on her other 2 sisters.. shes devasated and she'll be calling reggie bush up trying to get back together and then try to outdo her sisters



    25. 25

      … and in REAL celebrity news…



    26. 26

      perez is an idiot



    27. 27

      Re: Spindoc – obviously you believe everything you read because shes not pregnant.. they havent even been together long enough for her to find out shes pregnant and if she just wanted money she woulda got knocked up by the OTHER basketball player she was dating and had dated longer



    28. 28

      IT'S THE BIG SWITCHEROO … SUNDAY'S WEDDING IS REPORTEDLY KOURTNEY AND HER BABY DADDY SCOTT'S … NOT LAMAR ODOM AND KHLOE KARDASIANS!!! watch and see111



    29. 29

      Shotgun wedding, cumdump-style! Flashy and trashy are here favorite colors.



    30. 30

      dont think shes pregnant, shes probably begged him to marry her so she could steal the spotlight from her prego sister…i give them 3 months tops



    31. 31

      LAMAR IS ONE UGLY DUDE!!!!!!!!!



    32. 32

      kourtney preggers.
      khloe hitched.
      way to 86 kim's 'in-your-face' 15 minutes, girls.
      such bitches…i love them!
      come on, kylie & kendall…we know you 2 lil' monsters r cooking up something next.
      i'm sure it'll be 'bruce-heart-attack' appropriate.
      lol



    33. 33

      this whole family is pathetic.



    34. 34

      Re: BlahBlah24 – You said "Re: Spindoc – obviously you believe everything you read because shes not pregnant.. they havent even been together long enough for her to find out shes pregnant and if she just wanted money she woulda got knocked up by the OTHER basketball player she was dating and had dated longer"
      ________________________________

      fine, then if she isn't pregnant, then she's a dumb impulsive stupid immatire idiot for marrying somebody that she's only known less than a month. And if this guy is broke then she is an even BIGGER idiot.



    35. 35

      Re: JigSaw – Kim showed off her chi chi's last year in Playboy didn't she?



    36. 36

      lamar isnt that ugly like people r going on, maybe its securely because he is black…



    37. 37

      Re: apoetsmuse
      haha that would be kinda funny



    38. 38

      Re: BRIGHTON… – It has nothing to do with race- Reggie Bush is cute! Tyson Beckford is cute! LAMAR IS ONE UGLY DUDE!!!!!! Have a good day, mate! :)



    39. 39

      Her wedding is as disposable as her lame "reality" show and will probably last as long. Kim is famous for being pretty, Kourtney is famous for being slutty and Khloe is famous for being a heffer..They're all famous for being airheads.

      I guess when you're rich and talentless, this is what you have to do to stay in the cheap tabloids.

      Mazel tov!



    40. 40

      WHY DOES ANYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD CARE ABOU THE KARDASHIANS? THEY ARE SUCH VAPID PEOPLE!



    41. 41

      I love Khole, but I think its too early.



    42. 42

      Since you can't seem to think straight Lamar here is some advice:
      "PRE-NUPTIAL AGREEMENT"



    43. 43

      nothing but a bunch of idiots - every single last one of them……..go back to albania, take your baby daddies and your wanna-be hot shot boyfriends w/ you. you make America look bad



    44. 44

      Re: redmond – @ 41- amen



    45. 45

      I think she's disgusting. Marriage is a life-long commitment for two people who are deeply in love-not an opportunity for whoring yourself to the media. She needs to get a life an do something constructive with her time. Guess being known only as the ugly Kardashian sister took it's toll.



    46. 46

      i love all the kardashians and happy for khloe…but the jen aniston line on the cover is sooo fuckin lame and untrue



    47. 47

      Look at that mug on the cover! Hope she has an extra long weave to cover that face!



    48. 48

      I JUST READ THAT THIS WHOLE "KHLOE AND LAMAR" THING IS A SHAM B/C SCOTT AND KOURTNEY ARE REALLY GETTING MARRIED SUNDAY AND KHLOE AND LAMAR IS JUST A COVER UP FOR IT . ? hmm PEREZ ANY TRUTH TO THIS ?

    49. kaylo says – reply to this


      49

      The funniest thing in the cover is how they "digitally" darkened Kim's hair when that photo was taken when she was blonde.



    50. 50

      Re: RobPnMeShouldB – they're Armenian, not Albanian.



    51. 51

      I was giving her the benefit of the doubt for NOT being so dumb….but OMG is she DUMB! I'm sure it will last as long as the courtship!



    52. 52

      i hope this actually does turn out to be kourtney and scott getting married. that would make more sense. its kind of pathetic that she's so judgmental of her sister's relationships on her show, and now she's getting married to some guy after a month. what a fool.



    53. 53

      WHO BLOODY CARES???! I am so freakin' sick of hearing about the events of this horrible, talentless family! Why are they even famous? Because her whore of a sister made a sex tape? Because their deceased father was part of OJ's legal team? Fuck off and disappear forever, I say!



    54. 54

      Khloe: "I'm so in lust!".



    55. 55

      nobody cares lets move onto how Kelly lost 14lbs in 3 weeks. OOh and fabulous flats for under $20…..

    56. Ofra says – reply to this


      56

      DON'T BASH THE DASH!!! Why ya'll gotta be such haters???



    57. 57

      i used to like all the girls, now i'm thinking Kim is the only one with a brain! how weird is that! i think it discusting.



    58. 58

      leave kendra outta this



    59. 59

      Spindoc, what makes you think she's pregnant? It's too soon. You're confusing her with Kourtney.

      And why would Kim be jealous? She's already been married.



    60. 60

      !! PUBLICITY STUUNNT !!



    61. 61

      I HOPE SHE ATLEAST GETS HER HAIR DONE SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE!!!!



    62. 62

      lmao good luck khloe!



    63. 63

      I like Khloe SOOOO much more than Kourtney.. Kourtney is a douche for dating Scott, let alone having his baby. That's just gross.
      Kim's still my fav.



    64. 64

      ewwww shes to young…her life is over.



    65. 65

      Am I the only person who thinks this one may not last too long? I would be gobsmacked to see them still together a year from now.



    66. 66

      Don't be foold people! It is a publicity stunt. They have nothing to lose and a lot of publicity to win with a wedding and then with a divorce, all the while they are just friends.



    67. 67

      God are they desperate for covers? This ugly broad will not sell any magazines for them that is for sure. That horrible nose job makes her look like the biggest tranny on earth. Ugh! I won't even be looking at this cover when I am in line at the supermarket. She hurts my eyes never mind that she has no business being on any cover except for "Stupid, Ugly, Desperate for Attention, and Pregnant" if there was such a thing.



    68. 68

      shes covering up for kourtney's a her bby daddy's wedding!



    69. 69

      FROM EXPERIENCE: When you know, you know! You can pretty much make it work with anyone, if two people are willing and have similar backgrounds and life goals. My husband proposed after about 2 months of dating! We were just right for each other. PLUS, I didn't let love "blind" me. I asked him all the pertinent questions. We are just compatible!

      TEAM KHLOE!



    70. 70

      Who cares?
      Get the stupid wedding over with so we can move on to the divorce.



    71. 71

      i smell a divorce



    72. 72

      she is such a famewhore does any1 else realize that they have only been 2gether for about a month and she's knocked up?? i feel soooo bad for her child….



    73. 73

      This is so lame. It seems like the Kardashians will do anything for attention. It makes me so sad that people who want to get married and actually treat marriage and what it means with respect but can't because of the law but these losers who will probably be divorced as soon as she pops out a kid can do whatever they want. Just go away already!!!!



    74. 74

      If she actually looks like that on her wedding day, it gives new meaning to the word Bridezilla… what a beast.



    75. 75

      thats gonna be a trainwreck i can feel it



    76. 76

      Re: Big Black Dick – another classic comment……



    77. 77

      kortney is the dumb bimbo in the family, kim is hot but gots NO PESONALITY! and khloe i love her buh seriously b4 she couldnt even trust a guy now shes marrying one shes known for 3 months and hes a basketball player?! hes cheating and it will last 2 months or less



    78. 78

      Explain to me again why anyone should care? I am sick of E! shoving the Kardashians down people's throats! They're untalented, boring stupid people!



    79. 79

      What an over rated joke!



    80. 80

      He's ugly. He ain't foolin anyone.