Andy Dick NOT Welcome In Canada
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Comedian Andy Dick was scheduled to perform at the Vancouver Comedy Festival in Canada last night, but he was held up at the border because dumbass didn't realize he couldn't leave the country while on house arrest!
Suffice it to say, Dick and his ankle bracelet were not allowed in the country and nobody seemed to care.
Idiot!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: September 24, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Not the sharpest shovel in the shed …
The REAL brains on this story apparently is if someone did their homework they would know the man is not under House Arrest, that is an Alchohol Monitor he has been wearing for months and months that keeps him from drinking, he's free to roam where he pleases, hence why he wasnt sent to prison by appearing on The Wendy Williams Show a couple of weeks ago…………………imbeciles……
…stupid f*ck.
someone's in a bad mood today
perez… that is NOT your handwriting…
I sure don't care. we have enough of our own trash. Don't need anymore.
Andy isn't under house arrest (even though he hosts a show of that name), he wears an alcohol monitor.
In other news, Perez Hilton has been asked to appear at… well, nothing. Andy Dick, meanwhile, has had a near 20-year entertainment career and performed in front of thousands of people. Meanwhile, Tubby McFistbutt has solicited gay jerkoff porn, been punched in the face by a talented rapper, and hitched his wagon to a tucked-in tranny, some Frenchman named "Slimy," and a bunch of anonymous twee-little indie bands that are "indie" in the same way that "we only play in our mothers' basements" is "underground."
Go sniff your skidmarks, you floppy sack of goose grease.
You're not welcome in Canada either Jackass
Now if we could only keep you out douchebag.
Re: Zombie Hitler –
Post of the day goes to Zombie Hitler. A sheer genius level of insultiation and a true master of the English language!
Well played and bravo sir; my hat's off to you. Especially the ending that had me in hysterics.
Mario, wipe that duck butter and spunk off your chin and write an article of your own for once. Loser.
WE don't want that mofo here anyways…you guys can keep him south of the border!
He's getting old.
God, I wish he was going to Singapore instead of Lindsay Lohan. I'll bet the authorities there would love to beat the crap out of him with a cane.
he's funny as hell in Old School!!! and I swear him and Kathy Griffin are the same person..she looks like an ugly dude
I would welcome him in canada anytime
it is not that he isn't welcome he has to abide by the law of his own country
God .. he's not welcome here either..
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Your problem. We don't want him in our country, no matter what.
I hear that ALL boarder guards don't let people into their country when all they have on is an alcohol monitor. Makes no sense. Obviously Andy has bigger problems than an alcohol ankle monitor if Canada (home of legalised gay marriage, hugs and F-bombs & boobies on TV after 11pm) chose not to let him in.
Assembling a whirlwind pastiche on celebrity culture in real time, it must be brought to light that the reason I've settled on heroes of the modern world such as Andy Dick is for comments made on people such as this artist Dick by selfless social commentator Drew Pinsky. Above and beyond Pinsky's contributions to the world forum, Andy Dick is hilarious. I realize Dick's struggled, but he has done a lot of good work reaching out to people.
Sooooo funny he is a idiot!
Poor Andy! He's trying so hard to stay clean for his son. I fell in love with him on Celebrity Rehab. I've noticed lately that he's in a lot of movies. They may be small parts, but at least he's still working. He's hilarious!
Re: Perez Smells His Skidmarks – Love your name! You know that he does smell them! And probably licks them, EEEWWW!!!!!!!
I blame the neglect of the conservative party for this cultural disaster.
Can I go on tv now?
Wish I had a dick instead of being a dick