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Attention Team Taylor!

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Here's a little something to get you through the day!

Check out this scan from these new pics from The Twilight Saga: New Moon, featuring the buffed-up Taylor Launter all shirtless and that twat known as Kristen Stewart.

There seems to be a strong possibility that Tay Tay will spend the majority of his screen-time sans shirt. We think that most of you teens will appreciate that!

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    1. 1

      He's hot, but he aint NOTHING on Rpatz!!
      Im sorry but Robert Pattinson is out of his league!
      .
      But hes still nice though, Selena Gomez is a luckyyy gal!



    2. 2

      oh mario - you know your little pedo self is going be yankin it…….you're so disgusting….



    3. 3

      jacob usually is shirtless, bc the shifters body temps are a lot higher than normal so they are always hot. just sayin lol



    4. 4

      We shooo will thanx..



    5. 5

      Did you just seriously use the word TWAT? WTF is wrong with you? You're disgusting. Who says that??

    6. Eggs says – reply to this


      6

      Lookin' slim Perez! But I'm not feeling the Twilight thing.



    7. 7

      Love the body, hate the face. And dat gurl needs some serious concealer around the eyeballs!



    8. 8

      Nice thing to call Kristen. You're such a jerk. What the hell did she do to you personally to call her such a name?



    9. 9

      He's so hot and she's so gross…Couldn't they have come up with someone better to play her part?



    10. 10

      he's soooo hot!!!!! i want him!!!!



    11. 11

      Re: spawniecat – She's nasty, that's what she did.



    12. 12

      two pictures, same weird face. how did she get that role? she can't act for fucking sake!



    13. 13

      Seriously, stop with the hate on Kristen. Just because she is with Robert and has crushed your little fantasy. She has done NOTHING to you, she is only 19 years old - she does not deserve this. The majority of people on here actually like her so you just piss us off with the constant hate. I would rather you just didn't mention her than to call her a 'twat' - seriously. Just because she is awkward in interviews is no reason to hate her - she's nervous, so what? Just because she isn't the typical bleach blonde fake hollywood actress, you hate her? I personally think she is a breath of fresh air.



    14. 14

      how does kristin stewTWAT get so many of these roles



    15. 15

      stop insulting kristen stewert so much. if you're going to give kudos to miley cyrus's undeserving ass…you need to let up on kstew.



    16. 16

      AAAH. amazing. i love taylor, but team rob!! i really don't get why you hating on kristen.



    17. 17

      That Taylor makes me want to throw myself into the water… lol
      He can mouth to mouth me anytime…lol
      And Perez, what's with the major jealousy complex for Kristen? OK, you want to be her… but that is no reason to wear a Mickey Mouse T-shirt to events you know… lol

      You've got a schlong, accept it and learn how to use it… LOL



    18. 18

      Kristen's mouth is open…big surprise. reminds me of every scene from twilight. the saying goes "close your mouth before flies get in", i kinda hope one does fly in and she chokes on it lol. learn your lesson, mouth hanging open doesnt equal good acting.



    19. 19

      He's always shirtless in the book.



    20. 20

      Even Im getting bored of the Kristen bashing. Pure infantile jealousy. Get over it ffs.



    21. 21

      I kinda wish Bella was played by a prettier girl



    22. 22

      OMFG love love love!!



    23. 23

      What confused me about this is to why Perez is using a Scottish swear word/ insult. I think he dislikes Kristen because she get's all the guys Perez wishes he would get, but unfortunately Perez, you're too fat and ugly.



    24. 24

      It's really odd that you hate on women who are in lead roles w/good looking men. I mean I get you're gay as the day is long and you spank your monkey to under aged boys in tweenie movies - but to bash the women chosen to play a part in the movies - a part you wish you could get but given your as gay as the day is long and fugly to boot - it'll never happen. So there's really no need to hate on the girl, she's just doing her job, fucktard.



    25. 25

      Great body, weird nose. R-Patz is still THE one.



    26. 26

      Oh Perez once again you and all who work/type for you show what poor bitter people you are on the inside, your hate for Kristen is pathetic and your lust for Taylor who is still underage is disgusting.



    27. 27

      your jealousy of Kristen is amusing, you are a prick mario



    28. 28

      I want my Daily Dose of R-Pattz! Come on Perez!



    29. 29

      Okay Perez, we know you don't like Kristen. It's been pretty evident since, well, forever. Let's lay off a little bit. She doesn't deserve all of that from you. You constantly hate on her all the time. It almost seems to me you may be obessed with hating her. That's very unhealthy. I'm concerned. Let's say some nice things for once, okay?



    30. 30

      hot DAYUM! taylor looks good enough to eat.
      wtf is up with kristen's face? ha!



    31. 31

      Hmm….I don't like that face she's giving in those pictures where she's suppose to drown. That's her only weakness, I think in 'dramatic' scenes like that she gives the same face.



    32. 32

      Rob + Kristen = Hot cool couple. You're jealous!



    33. 33

      "..most of you teens with appreciate that."

      more like YOU will appreciate the fact that a seventeen year old will be shirtless..



    34. 34

      Re: OMG-ROFL – meeeeeeee toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hahahaha i'll do tay tay any dayy!



    35. 35

      BigDaddyMagnum says, "He's got a pig nose. Wow that's unattractive. It looks like Perez after Will.I.Am punched him in the face."



    36. 36

      he's so gorgeous.
      Perez, give her a break..she looks a lot better in New Moon than she did in Twilight!



    37. 37

      Re: farts happen still – BigDaddyMagnum says, "It's not odd - Perez is a jealous queen (with a fat lip)."



    38. 38

      Kristen's attitude is whats ugly. She is a twat. Damn Taylor is hot but RPattz is HOTTER!



    39. 39

      TWAT!! ROTFL!! Yes she is.



    40. 40

      I am officially TEAM TAYLOR

      he is so fucking hot, I swear I just came a little…

      How old is he, I'm 19???



    41. 41

      mmm i can't wait to see taylor in this movie! he's the main reason i even want to see it



    42. 42

      DEE-LISH…. i randomly got the issue of teen vogue with him on the cover and lets say that his photoshoot did not disappoint he is probably the only guy who could get away with sporting a dirty tshirt and jeans like that



    43. 43

      KRISTEN STEWART, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!



    44. 44

      Hey Perez. Way to scan something from a magazine and watermark as yours. You're a snake. I'm a publishing professional and YOU are a dirty little parasite.



    45. 45

      Um, obviously! Jacbo is always shirtless in the books : ) WOOT! Can't wait to see this, haha, he is sooo hot. Team Taylor…but Team Edward. ; ] HAH.



    46. 46

      Everyone keeps hoping that she would be played by a prettier girl, but that wasn't the vision of the author. She wanted a girl that wasn't a complete knock out that everyone would sell a kidney to have a chance at her.



    47. 47

      It should be illegal for a 17 yr old to look like that!!!! Not fair! Thank god RPatz is at least above the legal age! ;)



    48. 48

      God fucking dammit Perez you're the one who's a twat.



    49. 49

      please someone explain the evolution of perez's contempt Kristen Stewart? it seems so petty and unreasonable, like so many of perez's other star targets.



    50. 50

      Why do I read this? I can read this on many another sites and I'm tired of you hating Kristen. Bye Perez.



    51. 51

      She has no facial expression through the entire movie. Like, they're bad movies in general (Although, i think New Moon will boot Twilight's ass. Hate to say it, but it looks better now that a man's directing it… annd I'm a chauvinistic pig in a girl's body. Whatever), but Kristen Stewart really makes it worse with her emotionlessness onscreen.



    52. 52

      "possibility that Tay Tay will spend the majority of his screen-time sans shirt" that right there is reason enough to see the film!! *really hopes this trend continues through the next two films*

    53. cgm81 says – reply to this


      53

      You're a twat, Perez.



    54. 54

      she may be a crap actress but you don't have to call her a twat



    55. 55

      Re: cgm81 – Best statement ever.



    56. 56

      ARGHHHHHHH; TEAAAAM jaacoooooooooooBBBBBBBBB!!!



    57. 57

      That's an awful name to call her.. why does she look so angry in every shot?



    58. 58

      Perez just SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Gawd your fucking annoying, what did this girl ever do to you I mean really!?!?!



    59. 59

      I like kristens stewarts she has got that vampire vibe to her selena can go to hell fake ass christian. all of those disney people are whores but il ove miley the best they all fuckin and sucking we just dont know yet



    60. 60

      rpats is not cute he is so ugly



    61. 61

      I loves ya Perez, but seriously lay off of Kristen. We're all jealous that she gets to be thisclose to these beautiful men, but that doesn't mean we have to resort to name calling!



    62. 62

      holy shit perez, why the fuck are you such a hater on k-stew?



    63. 63

      Sexy shirtless men are not just for teens. i'm just sayin



    64. 64

      there just still pics sexxy but nothing bi as for taylor yes hes hot but i only have eyes for robert sigh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    65. 65

      LOVE KRISTEN!!! she is a wonderful actress and a fantastic person with a great personality!!! you are just jealous!!! rob+kristen always!!! rob is better than taylor!!! rob is HOT!!!!



    66. 66

      KRISTEN is a wonderful actress and a fantastic person with a great personality!!! you are just jealous!!! rob+kristen always!!! rob is better than taylor!!! rob is HOT!!!!

    67. Ali' says – reply to this


      67

      He is gorgeous…and I'm probably too old to be saying that :(



    68. 68

      WOW a twat? That is awful for you to say. I mean what do you think that does to her self esteem and dignity? You should care, sir. How did you feel when that idiot william badgered you a couple of months ago? And you are obviously a homosexual male and I am sure you were and are called names that are very hurtful and make you second guess yourself. Just remember- You reep what you sow. I also believe everything comes back 10 fold….So i would be a nicer person if I were you. I will pray for you to get a better attitude… no one should be that cruel. Even if they do have the choice.



    69. 69

      Has anyone noticed how Kristen has the same disturbing facial expression in most of her shots. I Love TWILIGHT!!!



    70. 70

      tEENAGERS MY @SS..IM 34 AND LIKE, WANT, SMELL, BITE, DO….THAT. .
      .
      SO..I REALLY DO HIM ANYTIME!! LOVE ROB, BUT THIS "TEEN" TAYLOR ITS SOMTG SERIUS…SEKKKXXXY…DAMN



    71. 71

      Re: always_right – IM WITH U….PLEASE ACTING CLASS..FACE, MOVEMENTS, VOICE…
      OHHHH.. INCLUDE ASHH SIMPSON IN THE CLASS..



    72. 72

      Can you be a gentle for once & not call women twats & bitches & tramps, & sluts?



    73. 73

      I couldn't care less about Kristen. I want Taylor's body. Wish he had a better face though.



    74. 74

      OMG HES SO HOT



    75. 75

      OMG! i cannot fricken wait for this movie!
      he's the only reason im watching it.



    76. 76

      why r u hating on kristen what did she do?
      hate on miley cyrus! why r u liking her now? effing slut.



    77. 77

      Teens..? What are you talking about?



    78. 78

      I know. How can they have these two hot guys be crazy over Bella? Bella being Kristen.. She just isn't Bella…



    79. 79

      I just dunno what to say.
      Okay Taylor looks gorgeous
      And "Bella"s mouth never ever is closed.
      DROOL



    80. 80

      One, dont put your caption on what is obviously not something done by you, and give credit to those who created this magazine (its either People or Us Weekly, i can't tell)
      and two: Grow up. Why dont you like Kristen? What did she do to you? I've been following this for awhile and i noticed she didn't do anything to you. I've also noticed you seem to have a certain animosity towards women who get close to guys you think are hot. We'll let it go, just because they hang around eye candy doesn't mean you can hate on them and doesn't mean that she deserves your hate, you're never going to be with either Taylor or Robert so let it go.

    81. shlj7 says – reply to this


      81

      Is that supposed to be her sexy face? Wow!…. I like her but she looks like a special needs person that is trying to be sexy.



    82. 82

      Its not just Tweens that appreciate Taylor without a shirt!!! pmsl..
      Love him!!!



    83. 83

      Re: cafehead1 –

      He was hoping Robert was gay and he is jealous. Gays can be very, very bitchy!



    84. 84

      perez is a jealous bitch. he can't act and he's an embarrassment to all gays.



    85. 85

      i'm not a teen, but i def appreciate it too ;) ef rpatz, gimme taylor any day of the week!!!!

    86. over says – reply to this


      86

      oh hell no! you did not just call kstew a twat. Your one jealous fat mofo. tsk tsk
      Sorry Perez you will never be a girl, young, beautiful and talented like the lovely Ms. Stewart. Don't hate Appreciate.



    87. 87

      Nice tat!!!



    88. 88

      Blehh she looks disgusting. Why won't she ever close her freakin' mouth?. I will not appreciate that.



    89. 89

      yeah he better be without a shirt on most of the movie! who i dont wanna see without a shirt on is rob ewww! i saw a picture of him and grossss



    90. 90

      Perez you need to stop with this petty hate for Kristen, she is so pretty! Twat is a word I learned in like 4th grade and thought it was stupid then. GET OVER IT R-Patz is never gonna want you, EVER. or myself either for the records, but I'm not the one who acts like a 12 year old girl about it. I hope Kristen and Him are together, they have a great chemistry. Grow up Mario and learn a new vocabulary, Twat makes you sound so dumb.



    91. 91

      omg i freaking love taylor lautner hes sooooooo hott!! team jake!



    92. 92

      :D:D:D:D:D:D:D



    93. 93

      Robert Pattinson has NOTHING on Taylor Lautner, you mean. How could you even say Robert Pattinson is hotter, most people only think hes hot because he plays Edward. He was on no ones radar when he was in Harry Potter, so yeah.

      TEAM TAYLOR!!



    94. 94

      WHY CAN'T SHE CLOSE HER DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!



    95. 95

      love how he says "most of you teens will appreciate that." we all know you want to bone him Perez ;) and it's Lautner not Launter



    96. 96

      Jeez pervez, I know these are rehearsal stills, but why does she have the same "duh" expression on her face in all three shots? Also, enough with the fake nose, Taylor, we get it already!



    97. 97

      KRISTEN LOOKS SO VAPID ALL THE TIME EVEN WITH A YOUNG HOT THING LIKE TAYLOR HOVERING OVER HER DRIPPING WET WITH NO SHIRT ON!! JESUS CHRIST THEY NEED A NEW BELLA SHE'S SO STOIC.



    98. 98

      Omg! Taylor is just amazing! There are too many words I can say about him. I can just go on,but I love him so much! I'm excited to see New Moon!



    99. 99

      HHHHHHHAAAAWWWTTTTTT!!!!!!



    100. 100

      I love Robert Pattinson as much as the next girl (or gay guy) but I mean… That's not why i don't like Kristen Stewart. For all the EXPERIENCE she's had acting, she ALWAYS sees to be playing the same "character" and that character is HERSELF. She doesn't bring much to the table. Her acting is weak. I Mean i know actors have to let themselves go and shine through their characters as well. But it seems as though she can't grasp her characters in a way that transfers well to her audience. I get VERY bored watching her. And i KNOW I'm NOT the only one. I've disliked her acting since i FIRST saw her in "In the Land of Women". Just awful. I mean, that's not to say she's not pretty once in a while… but she needs to freshen up those acting "chops". How she landed this role is beyond me. It should have gone to Emily Browning.

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