Burglarized Drunkst To Testify!
Filed under: Legal Matters > Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst is set to take the stand to testify against James Jimenez, the mechanic that robbed the wacktress' suite at NYC's SoHo Grand in 2007.
His accomplice, Jarrod Beinerman, pled guilty to burglary charges and was sentenced to four years in prison.
The pre-dawn heist went down while Drunkst was pAArtying with her How to Lose Friends and Alienate People costar Simon Pegg, who will testify as well. The theives took off with a $13,000 Balenciaga purse, $2,500 Marc Jacobs handbag, several pricey accessories, her wallet, credit cards, cash, cell phone, iPod and two cameras.
Wowsa!
Even the most fugly people don't deserve that!
The defendant is effed anyway! On Wednesday, prosecutors showed video of the two men leaving the hotel with some pretty expensive baggage.
Reward yourself for testimony well done, Kiki!
Happy hour, perhaps?!
[Image via WENN.]




Even the most fugly people don't deserve that? Who in the fuck are YOU to be calling people fugly? You are one of the most fugly mofo's out there! If I were you, I would be embarrassed to go out my front door every day and show my mug in public.
Also, the only person who needs to be drunk is the poor slob that punishes himself by going home and ramming you in the butt at the end of a long, hard night of partying.
Man, I bet you have a vomitorium in your bedroom when your tricks wake up and see your face the next day in the light of day!
SHE IS NOT FUGLY …WHATS FUNNY IS THAT UR SO CALLED WIFEY MS. LADY GAGA IS UGLIER THEN HER , YET U NEVER SAY SO…ATLEAST KIRSTEN DOESNT NEED TO BE COVERING HER FACE EVERYWHERE SHE GOES BECUASE OF HER UGLINESS
i like Kirsten -
-
DON'T call her Drunkst !
-
she works hard and stays out of trouble -
-
Peace
Dr. M
MM
Her life has gone downhill…
That movie sucked but I still love Simon Pegg.
Perez, its burglary, you can't "rob" a suite, only a person. Why trash the girl? At least she is not pulling a Lindsay.
She's filming her new movie near my town (like 20 min drive away..) maybe i'll see her. yay!
Even the most fugly don't deserve this??????
What so they deserve other things to happen to them, other misfortunes perhaps? Are you a dimwit or what???? Does that mean you deserve misfortunes too, cos you are sure as hell fuglier than anything else I have looked at.
Btw she is not ugly!
I love you Perez, I do, with all of my heart! BUT I love Kirsten Dunst! She is one of the best actresses of our generation! The Virgin Suicides..BOMB…Crazy/Beautiful, Also Bomb! (jesus im totally blanking on the other movies that are awesome, but she has a lot…i refrain from calling Marie Antoinette bomb but I liked it well enough…! I think you are prejudice against people named Kirsten! lol!!!!! But im glad u don't spare anyone ur wrath otherwise you wouldn't b Perez!
Well we can all rest assured the thieves didn't make away with a tooth brush. Which reminds me, looks like Halloween is coming soon Kristen "Candy Corn Teeth" can celebrate by mashing a new wad of the yellow confection in her filthy trap. I love Kristen!! She is so dingy, so authentic. Like a shit stain on an old pair of bloomers she found at a LES thrift shop. what a ding bat!!
Give her a break - She actually does work for a living and stays out of the public…Oh…And her shit was stolen by migrant workers….OK!
sheesh, what is wrong with you? why the kirsten-hating?! lay of, you're in no place to call someone fugly
Perez, You've GOT to stop hating on her. On Tyra, you said you don't gossip or trash celebrities: but rather, you bring them to the light and you show them for who they are, good or bad. Here: this poor girl was robbed of over $16,000 worth of her possessions and you just relentlessly make fun of her for things that are completely unrelated? I really enjoy your blog but that's kind of ridiculous. and do you realize its insulting to the other fans of your site that are also fans of her? I feel insulted and I feel you should really do some growing up and stop being so hypocritical. When you lie to the microphones and people catch you in the act, you're just as bad as they are. I really wish you would read this I wish there were a more direct way to contact you. Please listen. Everyone else commenting here agrees…
Re: Race Bannon –
I think you are hilarious! You should seriously think of becoming a comedian. When I read your second comment, I LMAO! I do pity the man who has to sleep with Perez Hilton at night, and then face him in the morning—and vomit!!!!
Re: Race Bannon – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
With all of the money that she's made from being in films, does she even own an IRON?!? She looks nasty all of the time!
Re: Race Bannon – HAHAHAHAHAHA, you are hysterical! Ain't it the truth!
Go buy an IRON, Kirsten!