George Clooney Needs To Hire Smarter Staff
No one can really be this dumb! Seriously?!
You'll recall that just last month, someone slammed George Clooney's hand in a car door while in Italy, causing him a lot of pain and a trip to the emergency room. Only problem was his driver was a bit confused about his boss' injury as he drove him first to the DENTIST instead of the doctor.
George recalls:
"He drives me into town… and he takes me to a dentist. Dentist's chair, dentist's lamp, everything. The guy comes in, pulls the dentist's lamp down onto my hand. He starts pulling on my fingers, which really hurts. At last, he says, 'Hmm, I think it's broken…' I'm saying, 'Is there a real doctor anywhere in here?'"
Nope, not exactly. In the end, they had to cross the border into Switzerland for treatment!
Guess there are no doctors in Italy anymore! Just mobsters and stupido drivers!
We kid, we kid. We're sure it was a language barrier that confused the guy into thinking a broken hand could be fixed by someone who cleans your teeth.
Yeah, that has to be it.
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Ha Ha maybe that American Dad episode had some truth to it… someone is trying to off George!
La mia mano si è rotto, mi porti in ospedale! My hand is broken, take me to the hospital! dentist in Italian is Dentista, so I don't know how the driver got confused. Clooney doesn't speak Italian well, so maybe he got mixed up.
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yep. sounds like italy.
hes still soooo sexy.
haha. that sucks man! but george is alright, and that's alll that matters
Sounds like either is the sharpest knife in the drawer
You need smarter staff too perez!
George's new teeth are pretty & even, but for some reason they don't look entriely natural. I wonder if they are caps, veneers or dentures.
It sounds like they were in the boonies and the driver took him to the nearest medical professional.
WOW!! He needs to get a new doctor ASAP before something serious happens. George is too sexy to get hurt.
Depending on where he was in Italy he may have been closer to a hospital in Switzerland, I stayed in Italy but played a soccer game in Switzerland, it wasn't very far, so..of course that doesn't explain the dentist?!…I mean he obviously slammed his hand in the car door and this was his driver, wasn't he there when it happened? - Anyone else think this story may be bs
Given that he has a home in Italy, perhaps he could speak for himself (in Italian) and request to be taken to an orthopedist? Then again, perhaps he did, and the driver was mistaken.
hey fucktard you should watch what your saying about that community ,I am offended and you should apologize. asshole stupido cubana
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As an Italian I take offense to your ignorant comments, as a Queer you would think you would use better judgement before using such disrespectful words. You are responsible for setting the gay movement back 20 years. I tell you what Italy is full of, ome of the most beautiful people, best fashion designers, artists, architecture, sports cars, culture etc…think twice before you stick your foot in your mouth you fat fuck oh and by the way I was there the day Polo punched you in your face and actually pitied you while everyone else was laughing at your distress, now I'm wishing I laughed in your face as well you fucken loser…
LOL!! Thats way to funny!
geoge clooney lives in lake como in italy. his house is on the alp side of the lake, so switzerland would be his closest option.
C'mon Perez don't be silly. First I think his driver is american but even if he was italian that doesn't mean he's stupid, I think he have seen the red cross and thought there was a doctor, second don't you know that Laglio is very near to Switzerland???? (sorry for my english if there werw mistakes…)
Cracks me up!!
swooooooooooon!!!!!! handsomest man on the face of the earth!
Well Said, Daveys.
I am also offended by this comment, and could just as easily offend you and your entire lifestyle, Perez. Maybe your the one that needs smarter staff and some education yourself. Continue to go about your life putting other people down, to make yourself feel better. Have some respect for culture and the rest of the world, and maybe people can have the same respect for you. Grow up.
Lucky him,it was the hand,imagine if it was the……!
and yes, that was rude and offensive what he wrote about italians.
The guy made a mistake, but I want to clear something up about dentists. Being a dental lab technician, dentists actually go to school LONGER than MD's. They go to medical school plus 2 more years of dental school. I'm sick of hearing people say that dentists "are not REAL doctors". Maybe this is why dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession…
And Perez you're just a stereotypical dumbass american that doesn't know anything about the world other than your gay little apartment. Your trip to Japan, your comments on Germans, and this have proved that.
Maybe Perez you're so ignorant that you don't know that, at leat in Italy, a dentist IS a surgeon…in Italy, at least until the end of the 90s, you study 6 years of Medicine at university, you take your degree in MEdicine and Surgery, and then you study 4 years to get your speciality in dentistry… So definitely a dentist is a medical surgeon… and, BTW, a dentist does not cleen your teeth in Italy, there's the dental hygienist for that… and since George's house is practically on the Swiss border, it would probably be closer to go there than drive 300-400km to go to Milan or Turin, which are the biggest cities closest to his home…
Please, stop being the usual ignorant and hypocrite American…
Re: wlaspiga –
Thank you for saying that! That's what I was trying to say too!